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NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 9:46am On Apr 10, 2017
zinnychy:
jUst saw ma name online....Unibuja ... grin
Congrats dear
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 9:06am On Apr 10, 2017
Preciousify:
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Institutions are meant to start uploading names on NYSC portal from 10th April. So, its either ur sch want to upload directly on their portal or they wl stil paste d senate list in ur sch site/notice board.
Dont panic, time dey. Start checking from today.
All the best dear.
thank u dear, all the best too
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 9:03am On Apr 10, 2017
zinnychy:
if ur school already pasted deir senate list n u can't find ur name...Plz report your school ...if der was no list pasted den u can wait to check online. .talking from experience.. Missed batch B2016.. smiley
UNN haven't pasted their senate list o from what i heard, what i won't like is a repeatition of what i observed with 016 batch B mobilization and registration, some "lazy schools" didn't do theirs on time but waited til when registration had started, some even delayed up to 3/4 days of registration, which is very bad and could block ur possibility of selecting the prime states, that's what i wont like.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 8:45am On Apr 10, 2017
Angelswt:
calm down...not sure though but from what I was told... you can START CHECKING from today the 10th of April 2017.

keep checking, you will see your name before 20th when registration is to startsmiley
Okay o
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 12:20am On Apr 10, 2017
HOUSE ANY UPDATE ON THE VERIFICATION OF SENATE LISThuh I CAN'T FIND MY NAME OR IS IT THE FAULT FROM MY SCHOOL UNNhuh
TravelRe: Accident In Edo Involving Dangote Motor & Other Cars (Photo) by Chriswazo(m): 11:58pm On Apr 09, 2017
Rich4god:
Na wa o.... Did we offend the gods of the roads.... I don't understand all dese accidents.


I don't know what is the work of our road safety officers.
It's high time they start going to parks to physically inspect vehicles before they embark on their journey.

Just last week, I entered luxurious bus from Kano heading to PH.... I was enjoying the journey until we got to Zaria. The bus stopped to pick more passengers, so I came down to ease myself. I didn't even knw wat took my eyes to the back tyre. You won't believe that the tyre is dead already, with big patches. I went round the bus, believe me, non of the tyre is worthy of been on the road for such distance. All through the journey, I was seriously praying for safety. Lol and behold, just around lokoja, that particular one that caught my attention shattered.

Imagine what would have happened if it was on of the front tyres that shattered at high speed.

Most of the vehicles we travel with aren't road worthy.
which transport company did u go with sir
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 6:53am On Apr 09, 2017
segunk1:
Lol! So u think say jumping upandan like frog na better thinghuh Wen man no be frog/toadgringrin
Abulor no be so. D no d joke with corpers safety o, if I tire, ma i hear say i do am again cheesycheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 6:51am On Apr 09, 2017
segunk1:
Lmao! Abulor God really save you say that geh no go call his siblings com cut off ur d**k, that ur translator na very badt fellow cos that thing wey him been dey play with fit cause big wahala fa,
can't really have much problem with hausa language cos am even willing to learn it, I dey speak small funny funny once for here.

But for d ladies mata ehn I nogo look the gehs dem face ooh, I go go buy plenty face caps dey cover face so even any babe dey gimme face sef I nogo see am, acanot coman allow any part of my body be chopped off jus like dat.
But na d social life go pain me pass cos of my work.
Abulor nothing d happen, i no use fear know u, that's y i even wan may u enter there.
NYSCRe: To All 2016 Batch A Stream 1 Corps Members Passing Out Today 7/4/2017. by Chriswazo(m): 6:46am On Apr 09, 2017
habbyy03:
grin



#ghostmode
keep ghosting bro, but no carry am enter service to avoid answering otondo reach 2019.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 6:43am On Apr 09, 2017
mandibeauty:
I couldn't agree more grin love is a crazy thing
gringringringringrin, yea it is but am sound o
NYSCRe: To All 2016 Batch A Stream 1 Corps Members Passing Out Today 7/4/2017. by Chriswazo(m): 1:19pm On Apr 07, 2017
habbyy03:
grin
congrats o

Go and succeed..



#segunk1 chriswazo mrletsgo christly99 mandibeauty, haryomeah come here oo grin
we d here na, where u gohuh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 1:11pm On Apr 07, 2017
mandibeauty:
Three ke. Why not 20 grin grin angry
u suppose don know say calling ur name d sweet me grin grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 10:39pm On Apr 06, 2017
mandibeauty:
Is it in all cases?
mandibeauty:
Is it in all cases?
mandibeauty:
Is it in all cases?
No! but d States will be close to your choice States. My friend applied for Benue and was given Kogi.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 4:28pm On Apr 06, 2017
mandibeauty:
Only you. What a story!

mandibeauty:
Only you. What a story!
gringringringringringringringringringringringringrin, this my baby eh! i knew u will find this.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 4:11pm On Apr 06, 2017
WilsonMayowa:
This life na phase I remembered last year when I followed nysc batch b 2016 on NL so that I could get all the information.....now am already serving and wat I can think of right now is my POP to come fast, I know most of you are excited to start the service......you can ask me any questions partainin to Nysc reg and others
you're welcome sir, i remember ur moniker in the old threads
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 4:09pm On Apr 06, 2017
Rays123:
They call it North, We call it home. Please stop promoting phobia for our home (Northern Nigeria). Every Tom, Dick and Harry is welcome in as much as you have respect for our culture, traditions and ways of life. One Love....

God bless Nigeria.
gringringringringringringringringringringringringringrin, Abulor u are warned!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 4:07pm On Apr 06, 2017
Dream2:
I don't want to quote that long post,Oh yes,I'm a Muslim,that's why I'm enjoying those privileges and the language?mehn,I think I'm trying at least i can start a conversation,the local girls can be annoying with "Baa Turanchi" of a thing.
LOL@chyke girls with interpreter, dem go FK u big time,just endeavor to learn the basics and you're good to go.
Iffa hear say I use interpreter ehn.
I knew that, had it been i was a Muslim, Mandibeauty aswear I for don marry 3 wives o, on a serious note i for no get hope for Mandibeauty my love, gringringringringrin, thank God i stood my ground, these people b wan tie me down.
Dream2 i understand how u are enjoying but i don't envy u bro, cos i have my mandibeauty, uniport BGS gringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringrin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 1:07pm On Apr 06, 2017
Dream2:
@ Davidtolu,here in ZM,Sharia law have nothing to do with corpers dating/handshaking each other,what happened in kano is just pure hatred and illiteracy and probably it happened in a village where those who beat the male corper is a sadist,it has nothing to do with sharia.
I was even told that there's a brotel/hotel(Ile Asewo sha) here,there's a beer joint in Gusau,that's where few who drink always do their stuffs and sharia dh here o,Sabin gari in kano as well,bro,do not let us exaggerate sharia rather stay away from States if you know you can't cope.
u have a point sir
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m):
Dream2:
That's why I said it depend on YOU,choosing northern states is not by force.
I have someone who called me before leaving for ZM,he told me I should be extra careful when it come to their women/ladies,not that I'm promiscuous in nature but I have the tendencies of attracting ladies to my side,first 2week was hell on earth for me as I already attracted a host of them to my side and sharia ehn,I don't want to be flogged publicly LOL,but I re-adjust myself and I'm good with them,in fact I was offered 2 ladies in marriage,one a 15-16 year old,very beautiful and the other is likely 23years,mehn so pretty but and even they even scheduled an appointment for me to meet a lady yesterday as they believe I turned down the first two because they are not good enough but I'm not ready for marital brouhaha as I'm still struggling to eat jare.
Your interactions matters a lot but if you know you can't abide with their laws,egbon mi,e ma choose ile hawusa ooo.
SHuuuu! ABEG NO FALL IN THEIR TRAP O. BY THE WAY ARE U A MUSLIMhuh cos i had d same experience while in Bauchi but the turn off was religion differences, their girls i met all wanted something serious but on a condition that i touch my fore head on ground which i declined blatantly, ma i leave my religion cos of one hausa girl love, my madness never reach that level ohuh
Another challenge na LANGUAGE BARRIER, all d local girls that i conversed with were either thru sign language or my local guys there helped me in interpreting. Dream2, Segunk1, imagine that kind thing, u d chyke girl with an interpreter, i was just laughing in my heart. On one occasion, d local dude that was interpreting for me being so spoilt was saying extreme things that i didn't say, i was not also aware that he was talking rubbish until d gal left, he revealed it to me that he told d babe that i want her pus..y, kai!!!! i was very mad at him eh! d gal was even smiling while he was talking to her, she was acting shy and told d guy to tell me that she wants me to join her religion b4 she go visit me.
omor my experiences there are very funny, Abulor if u go North eh! be ready to get tired of their ladies, cos d go just like u eh and will be ready to follow u back Lagos grin grin grin grin grin grin grin, only pray u get the learned ones cos if u jam their locals eh, no matter how simple d English is, d reply u will get is 'ba turanchi' meaning no English, i missed a lot cos of these, it was damn frustrating grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Moreso, i flexed there o, enjoyed their clubbing and sharp point and kill fish we chaw for "old trafford Bauchi" and a couple of other flexing zones there not forgetting Yerima hotel etc. North make sense sha, my experience too much joor grin grin grin grin
ONLY PRAY TO BE AT THE "SECURED SPOTS" O to avoid mistakes o
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 12:25pm On Apr 06, 2017
Dream2:
You've said it all but i strongly doubt the editing of states,she should just revalidate.
#MyOpinion#

cc: PrettyHausaLady
Rightly said bro, i doubt the possibility too
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 4:30am On Apr 06, 2017
segunk1:
Lmao! U go see sheygeycheesycheesycheesy
cheesy cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 4:26am On Apr 06, 2017
segunk1:
There's nothing better than being free joor dis one wey be say pesin dey limited to some. Certain things ehn yhmmm lemme kee kwayet fes. Chriswazo.
grin grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 4:25am On Apr 06, 2017
segunk1:
Lol! Craze kwahuh If u reash camp pls ask any soldier that question u hear, tell them I sent ucheesycheesycheesygrin
no be their duty to check certificates, d are not even allowed to touch u, kpata kpata na frog jump
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 4:20am On Apr 06, 2017
mandibeauty:
No mind dem. Lolz grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin, i trust u, u are correct babe
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 11:09pm On Apr 05, 2017
PrettyHausaGirl:
HI, I graduated last year and also mobilized as well as did the online registration and selected my 4 choices of states but at the end I did not print my call up letter or serve with either the November or January batch due to some private issues.
Now I am fully prepared to go with the next batch but I wanna know, since I have mobilized earlier and also done the online registration, do I have to remobilize before this next registration kicks off or do I just wait until registration and then restart registering or just revalidate.
Please note I want to make entirely different state choices.
Why step do I take. Please honest and concrete answers and no insult. Cheers
I think u just need to log in and revalidate ur reg and from there u edit ur States of choice, my thought tho*
Dream2 come and help our sister out
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 11:02pm On Apr 05, 2017
mandibeauty:
Lol
gringringringringringringringringrin, baby these people don't want u to visit me oo, hmmmmmm!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 7:13pm On Apr 05, 2017
Preciousify:
I finallygot my fitness certificate. I just hope it wl be accepted.
Segunk1, dream2, chriswazo,angelswt,mandibeauty et al.
WHY D NO GO ACCEPT AMhuh D DE CRAZEhuh NO FEAR DEAR, U ARE VERY FIT TO GO!!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 7:10pm On Apr 05, 2017
Dream2:
The news is false,in fact NYSC already released a press statement on their twitter handle concerning the incidents,you can check it out and moreover Katsina is not a sharia state,i think in the whole north,it is only Zamfara state that is practicing sharia and so far the sharia stuff is not for corpers dating each other.
Moreover, here in ZM with the sharia laws,one can still eye and speak with ladies,it all depend on your package,you can only be prosecuted if you're caught engaging in immorality like having sex with lady that's not yours.
All in all,na your package matter pass,I have spoke with numerous Hausa ladies,touched them(not the one u think o)just be friendly with them infact their boys do come to my house,we dine and wine and do mingle a lot.
First weeks/month might be difficult but it depend on YOU(That's if you're posted to the north).
ALRIGHT BRO, I BELIEVE U
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 1:55pm On Apr 05, 2017
segunk1:
One of the reasons I wouldn't like to be posted to any of those northern states, this happened on monday night in katsina just because a male and female corpers stays together in one compound and the indigenes had to cut off their thumbs cos they are not married.
Its still this same sharia law, I wonder how many constitutions we practice in this country sef.

https://www.nairaland.com/3722822/katsina-indigenes-attack-2-corpers

Cc:criswazo,bashnigga, angelswt, sparkle4u, preciousify, mrletsgo, mandibeauty etal.....
ABulor that news shocked me oo, i just d reason that matter, so person no go look girl for 1 year cos say i wan serve, assuming say d story na true sha
NYSCRe: Why You Should Choose Kano Instead Of Abuja & Akwa Ibom During NYSC Registration by Chriswazo(m): 8:27am On Apr 04, 2017
segunk1:
Lol d 5k go finish in two days for there ooo cos u canot cook #500 soup ooocheesycheesy
Uyo is quite costly o
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Chriswazo(m): 8:23am On Apr 04, 2017
segunk1:
Seriously lagos is quite expensive, but I think the state pays about 10-15k depending on your field some get higher pay but those in medical line.

Not advisable for pple wey no get person around, if not u fit no get savings except you have other means of hustling.
that is it o
NYSCRe: Why You Should Choose Kano Instead Of Abuja & Akwa Ibom During NYSC Registration by Chriswazo(m): 8:22am On Apr 04, 2017
segunk1:
Obviously, dou pesin go survive for there.

But my own fear is that religious thing (availability of churches in a Muslim dominated state), no social life, security can never be compared to that of southwest (I'm not exaggerating), that their sharia law sef is another one.
u have said it all, social life is low, few churches, no freedom whatsoever, religion intolerance etc, these are d ills of d North.

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