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Truckpusher: *Ran after him ,drags the little rascal by the ear and truckpush him to Idowuogbo*...she didn't hesitate at all ...pulls her akpola shoe and beat the living daylight out of him while he pants like an antelope that escaped from a hunters trap...

*Collects akpola from Idowu & starts beating truckpusher with it. Drags him inside mud,stuffs his nose n mouth with clay till n makes him unconcious. Pushes him inside truck n pushes truck down the slope. Truck rolls down fast into river n sinks.

Truckpusher: *Ran after him ,drags the little rascal by the ear and truckpush him to Idowuogbo*...she didn't hesitate at all ...pulls her akpola shoe and beat the living daylight out of him while he pants like an antelope that escaped from a hunters trap...

*Collects akpola from Idowu & starts beating truckpusher with it. Drags him inside mud,stuffs his nose n mouth with clay till n makes him unconcious. Pushes him inside truck n pushes truck down the slope. Truck rolls down fast into river n sinks.

Truckpusher: Afam ,what are you doing here?..your people are fighting in the other thread you're here checking profiles

Ehn? Fight? Wat thread? *looks @ viewers on thread n doesnt see Idowuogbo nor Nneka. Jumps up & starts running to locate thread. Shouts:* "Idowu! Idowu!! Idowu!!! ye! Omo yi,oo ni pa mi le ni. Mo ti so fun pe ki o ma ma ja kari,ko ni gborun. Ko ma lo pa omo olomo fun mi o". Omo Ibo yen ti won pe Nneka nó,ko ki gborun. Pelu igi ati ada ni iyen nó fi'n ja. *kicks stone and falls to the ground. Stands up but belt cuts n trouser falls to the ground. Picks it up & continues running....

abiL: Serves you right!
I hope the other half of the remaining derica rice experience the same fate

Hehehe. It's a sign that we're great chefs. #TeamBurningThingz

ItsModella: Hehehe...I dey laugh. As you see me, I can't cook, I don't cook and I don't have to cook

*rolls eyes*

Erm,it's not compulsory the food is sweet. Just put it on the fire,leave it & face NL. Very simple.

@ aunty Nnekagirl: goodevening o. how was work today? Erm,lest I forget;she's not @ home. She has travelled.

@ aunty Nnekagirl: goodevening o. how was work today?

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ItsModella: turn for what?

To offer burnt offering & sacrifice on behalf of NL. Remember me,you n abil were on NL when abil's food n pot roasted beyond redemption(according to her)? Well,I also managed to burn my half derica of rice while NLing. Although,mine wasnt as bad as her's. I was able to salvage some food. We've both offered our burnt offerings like the children of Israel. I think You should do so too in the morning so the circle can be complete.

Itsmodella,it's your turn o. Me & abil have done our own.

@ Badosky: Enter inside house na. Why you dey stand for door?

Looks like there's a kind of rotation going on in the romance section. Onila handed over to Sweetlemon but I'm not too sure if SL is ready to hand over to Mindependent. It's ok.

@ sk,dopejemi n cdamsel: ok.

where is my Idowuogbo? U're aite? Me is didnt saws you here sinced;wat arpuns? Pls come around n let's smoke some gbana dis cool eve. I'm currently seated under d mango tree. *playing Jodie's "under the mango tree"*

Anyone here already making plans for valentine? What's the ideal plan to get knocked out this season?

ItsModella: abacha and coconut (bobozee)...

all my Igbo people should feel me on this one...if you don't, locate the nearest yaba-left to you

I use to like it when I was small but it started getting tasteless to me as I grew up. I cant eat that stuff again.

ItsModella: you started this food discussion...

My dear,I had to reduce the tension here & focus people's minds into something else. You can see how calm the house is now. Everyone's talking about food now.

abiL: Itsmodella && chronique

Una well done o!

I've just burnt my rice, all because I was on NL chatting to yous two about soups!!

The rice pot is written off - the inside of it resembles charcoal! The house smells like its on fire.

Cheers guys!

Welcome to the club. Can't count how many times I've burnt food cos of NL,FB & TWITTER. Good to see you passed your initiation rituals in flying colours. You're now a renowned chef. From now henceforth,your meals will be extra delicious.

@ Id: got my pm?

abiL: I've heard of banga soup. Modella told me about it . Ain't tried it though.

Abeg try am. You go give testimony for church on sunday by force by fire.

ItsModella: OMG!! chop knuckle...I was telling somebody the other day how I could deny my Igbo tribe and become Urhobo just for starch and banga...that stuff is the bestestestest!!

As in ehn? Food of life. God bless my mama for introducing me to that food.

abiL: What's "jandoish"?! It better not be a curse

The main thing I'm looking forward to (in Nigeria) is FOOD!!

Will mama Ada give me her recipe or teach me how to make 'em (If I pay her)??

Jandoish means foreign. More like you're too British. Or like me saying you're too Nigerian in nature. If you want her to teach you or give you recipe,that one nor suppose be wahala.

ItsModella: OMG!! like hell no...one of the best things to happen to Nigerian..lol

Give me a hi5. Help me to toldeth her. Odikwa the babe does not understood. She's missing nice stuffs. Oh,I forgot to add. There's also banga soup o. That one self na die.

abiL: I've only heard of (and tried) ogbono soup out of those three things you've listed.

Damn!!! You're so jandoish. I need to take you to mama Ada's shop. You'd love her cooking. Real AFRICAN NIGERIAN food. You nor go chop burger n pizza after trying them. Trust me!

NnekaGirl: Nobody asked you why you were using "chronique" right? So Nneka is Nneka don't try so hard to find or speculate people behind it.

Nah! Not same thing. Chronique is not anonymous and as such,can't get away with what most NLers do. You can easily google it & find info about the person behind it. But it's not same for Nnekagirl... Anyways,let's leave matter for mathias. Stop fighting,give your life to Christ cos Jesus will soon come. *Opens bible & starts to preach to her*....*winks* #TeamPeaceMakers.

abiL: What the hell is "oha soup"?! Sounds gross lol

That's why I need to take you to mama Ada. By d time you try it,you'll know it's net. Trust me. She also has nice afang,edika-ikong & ogbono soup.

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NnekaGirl: None of the two ,sherlock!you are wrong....again!at the end of the day it does not matter who is behind the handle.Stop accusing people without any proof thats a sin

Well,I'd be silly to expect the person in question to accept being the one. If the person wanted to be known,she definitely wouldn't use "nnekagirl" naw;dont you think so?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]The e-fighting ends here.

You have a choice to continue at any other section on Nairaland apart from the romance section. Fights won't be tolerated anywhere on this section.

Consider this a final warning! [/color]

*Runs to hug n hide behind sexkillz* Thanks for saving the day like batman. Dem wan use bottle finish me here. *shows sexkillz where abil stabbed him* Abil,where are you? Uncle sexkillz is around o. Beat me n see if he will not ban you.

abiL: Are you high on weed? You must be high on weed!

Mtcheew!

If I have anything to say to anyone, I don't need to hide under a different ID.

Ain't nobody got time for that!

If you're jobless or bored, just say so. Don't be bringing my ID into this crâp. Inspector gadget!

Haba? Why you want bully me naw? Shebi na ordinary guess I dey guess. I nor follow you or Nnekagirl fight naw. I'd love to take you mama Ada's shop when you come visiting sha. She cooks nice oha soup & I'm sure you'd love her fresh palmwine. Pls dont let us fight before you come o. I've been tripping for dat ur fine yellow pawpaw face. Nne,take it easy on me.

Nnekagirl can only be one of two people. Abil or Shollypopz. I can bet anything on it.

Oahray: lol, okay o, mr decoder. Tell me who queen of sheba is.

Hint: Proudly Yoruba!

I'm not too sure on this but I think it's a saner version of a "certain person".

NnekaGirl: Bravo Sherlock! !but no I aint shollypopz,try again!

*yawns;calls out to mama Ada* Madam,abeg give me four wraps of fufu with draw soup;e like say hunger done dey catch me.


@Nneka the pretty serpent: shey u wan begin bully me abi? Don't worry,I will soon type my departure letter to show that I'm leaving NL. Me & Sweetlemon will go to a place where you guys cant find us.

@ Seun: They have driven me away from NL o. Take note.