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Well,OP has a point but I really dont see why He should be angry or worked up over it. You can always hide their stuffs from showing on your wall. In between,I think your use of English needs serious brushing up. It upsets me more than what you've just complained about. This aint an insult but an advice.

Idowuogbo: Lmfao! Dis chick is sick in d head mehn! No wedding gist, no updates but she comes bck talking about some undiluted crap. Attention seeking again? Yea! We af hia o! It's U! u! u!

Wow! This is epic! I'll term this "the return of sweetlemon". She came back with a bang!!!!! Imagine,the thread's got 6 pages already in less than 24hrs?

@ Sweety: Baby,you need to teach me how to do this. *winks*

@ Topic: Ok. We've heard. We'll try to behave well next time to our exes.... But seriously,in as much as I loved my ex fiancee dearly,I never bothered her about getting back when I heard she was getting married. I just wished her the best & forgot about the whole thang. I'm probably the only ex who didn't ask her for a second chance. I wonder why guys do that. If you're gonna run back to her when you hear she's getting married,then why break up with her? If she snubs you after the begging,it means you've burnt your cable for nothing. That's my opinion though.

Ola1emmy: Is d land4free?

No oooooo

Idowuogbo: Omg! Chro! U aite? any news? Just seeing dis o!

Nuffin yet o. We're still hoping...

Switsex: aww...i know i wil.i like ur manners it shows how civilised u are,pls where do u school?i want to knw

Lala,pls dont forget to add your house address & telephone nos + Bad belle messenger pin.

binger: Hnteresting...good to hear u have intentions of revamping the movie industry. Goodluck & Patience!

Thanks man.

lalaosky: lmao..... I despise nollywood movies...the sight of it makes me puke

I swear! The trailers alone are usually weak. I see they all wanna start shooting on dslr or red as the case may be but they still dont get it. They rent one canon7d and shoot a whole movie with one camera & start talking about going to the cinemas. Instead of shooting with several cameras from different angles at a time,they'll shoot one scene from different angles with different takes. That way,they're limited when editing cos they obviously wont have enough shots to play with. They hardly have nice angle or ariel shots. No dolly movements on their cameras,they don't do serious colour correction on their shots,etc. Our music videos have better picture quality than nollywood movies. At times,I wonder how they feel proud when presenting their works.

ItsModella: dude, I gave up on all those crap a long time ago...I only watch the legit movies, the ones that can keep me glued to the screen for more than 30 mins, very few Naija movies can do that...no time abeg..

K. Me,I can't stand them. But I intend to shoot my own movie directed by me someday. Even if it takes me 3yrs to do it properly,I would gladly do it. Nollywood is crap cos they can finish shooting part 1 & 2 of one movie in about two weeks. That's a big joke! You can't get anything meaningful from that kinda setting.

Switsex: D fact is dat i dnt see any meaningful tin going on here.i believe most of u here are students why nt do smtin useful wit ur time?moreova am awake cos am doing sm stuffs online.

Dont be so quick to make hasty judgements. I sleep when I want. I'm my own boss. I'm sure there are others like me here.

@ modella,binger,idowu n all those watching nollywood movies. How do you guys cope with those silly things they do in their movies? Like:
1. Every car must drive zig-zag and the driver must shout "hey! hey!! hey!!!" before he eventually crashes the car and dies on the spot,with blood dropping from his mouth & forehead,yet the windscreen is intact. Where did the blood come from?
2. Everybody that dies on a sick bed @ home or in the hospital,while trying to talk,must cough @ least three times before dying.
3. Someone gets shot in the leg & when he's shown in the hospital,he has bandage with blood,wrapped round his head;how come?
4. A lady is talking about what happened to her 25years ago & she's still wearing the same hair style,25 yrs after? How manage?
5. 90% of Pete Edochie's movie portrays him as a rich man,an occultic man,a king or family elder,killing people for land;cant He act something else?
6. Jim Iyke is either a spoilt rich man's child,a junkie or an american wanna be;cant He act as a gateman,shoemaker,houseboy or ala-barrow(truck pusher) for once?


All these and so much more(like dstv). I stopped watching nollywood crap in yr 2000. Although,I've heard about a few good ones like figurine. But I'm sure if I watch it,I'm likely gonna see one notable "nollywoodlike" error.

Tashamania: Idowu hi...

Tasha-tasha,the only tatashe in my stew;how u dey? *raises nose 4 times*

Idowuogbo: Yes! Y?

Hian Talk true. Remember,All liars shall go to hell fire!!!

lalaosky: *paying you back in your own coin*...pathological liar...lmao..*tongue out*

will tell you my reason via PM..you've got mail

Hmmmm. Na so style-style toasting take dey start. It's ok. Carry go like "baba blue".

Idowuogbo: Lmao! U sick! I'll Pm u.

Now,you're talking;wait a minute,do you work with etisalat?

Idowuogbo: Make up artist

Id-Id,Id-Id. The only sugar in my tea,the butter in my bread,the elubo in my cupboard,the eja kika in my gbegiri,the only eja gbigbe in my ewedu,the borokoto in my obe ata,the round about in my efo riro,etc. Should I go on? My dear,I nor even understand that 60-40 isht. 60-40 of wat figure? Baby,come do this thing for me now. You know I'm ur one & only crazy hubby. Any other one is a taiwan counterfeit. They wont last.

Idowuogbo: Okie dokie!

Percentage

Bado : 60
Chro: 40

Deal or no deal?

On? Wetin we dey bargain?

Idowuogbo: Okie dokie!

Percentage

Bado : 60
Chro: 40

Deal or no deal?

Deal or no deal? Abeg,wetin we dey bargain sef? Remind me.

Idowuogbo: Here u go boys! Jah, u like?

Abeg-abeg-abeg-abeg;na who get this burn-burn nyansh? Carry am comot joor. By the way,kindly pm me ur digits.

[quote author=190-the-clown]U simply ask sexkills [/quote]*falls from mount everest*....lolz

Redmosquito: Bring your girlfriend! She go come back in vegetable state Aswear!

Wetin you want take turn am to vegetable? Shey na that tiny thing inside ur boxer wey person nor fit see without using microscope na im you want use?

majour: yeah, i did talk to her, apologised and she apologised to. She is inside, wanna prepare sometin for her to eat and maybe get to second base, later.

Thanx to everyone that contributed, i really do love her

Na wa oooo. My babe go just look me,full grown man,as I tall reach,get liver to slap me? You never even be my wife? When I'm not her younger brother? Which kind see finish be that one? I wont slap her back o but she dare not come a cm close to me after that day. On top the slap(abi na beating wey dem give you),na you still come enter kitchen go cook for am? It's alright!!! #mr lover boy.

Idowuogbo: abeg stop forming badt guys online joor! no b u nkechi dey use practice gidigbo? u don chop slap tire mehn.. stop lying! Godiswatchingu#

Have you stopped taking those drugs again? Why? Doctor said we should be using it regularly. I've been using mine;cant you see I'm gettin better? Huh

Redmosquito: Shattap! No spoil market ooooo!!

Smh. As if you go fit do if you see chance. Mosquito nor dey get d.ick;why you dey waste your time?

Redmosquito: Dont mind him! He's a learner! Please Pm me ur number lemme chat u up on whatsapp! U'll never regret it!
**forming bad guy**
**Sees itsmodella bad-eyeing him as usual**

My friend,will you fly away from here before I pour GO 90 on you?

[quote author=Rita_luv24]what do u mean by my posture?[/quote]Babe,I nor go school o. Maybe I used the wrong word. I'm talking about your pose(the way you're standing in your pic). Cant see your face fully. Just a lil bit of the side view.