₦airaland Forum

Yea,I did. We used to make it using that blue rubber on the big tiger head battery,and the cover of bic biro. Good old days.

This should be on the front page. With things like these happening in the north,I think the election should altogether be canceled cos it's already being marred with fraud. It can never be free and fair.

I'm seriously wondering if the posters above me understand what they read. The title is different from the message. Smh.

None of them.

biafranqueen:
Okay say we buy your idea who will step in? Tinubu the new Army General, Dangote, Aunty Ngozi, who?

Interesting.

Irrespective of who wins,I think the U.S should not be trusted;they don't mean good for Nigeria. This is my personal opinion.

I've said it before and I'd say it again. In the interest of peace,both Jonathan and Buhari should step down. The crisis that would follow a Buhari victory,would be worse than that of a Jonathan victory. A Buhari victory will plunge Nigeria into serious economic and financial crisis cos of the activities of the Niger delta militants. A Jonathan victory will cause riots in the north which would lead to loss of lives. Both candidates should step down if they want Nigeria to remain.

Parabulator: He was a youth corper who used to flog students for walking about and when He sights you,first thing He would ask is: why are you parabulating all over the place? Unfortunately for Him,He didn't know the right word was "perambulate". So we decided to call him parabulator.


Pkokorpkokor face: this man had massive boil-like pimples all over His face and it messed up His face. Pkokorpkokor in Delta language meant jaga-jaga or yama-yama in Yoruba.


Gbidon-Gbidon: I personally named my Yoruba teacher this name. She was fond of wearing one gold coloured shoe with shiny stuffs on it,making her look like cinderella. One day in class,I spoke to my class mate and told Him Her shoe looked like a magician's shoe. Folks around me started giggling. I decided to take the fun to a higher level,my asking her what magician meant in yoruba. As soon as she answered,the whole class erupted into laughter. She then knew I was up to something mischievious. From then,we called her gbidon-gbidon(magician in yoruba language).

Hmmmm. What a dirty secret. In my young life,I've been close to dating married women but whenever I think about someone doing it to my wife in future,I get my head back on track. Young men should learn to stay away from married women who want them in bed;it's the easiest way to go 6 ft deep. They're ready to kill you anytime you say you aren't interested again. Moreover,you can't be sure of the kind of husbands they have. It's a very risky kind of adventure.

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump

Bump