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Cynthia4real: Lolzzzzz, so na only Jonathan waka come?there is Godooooooo

marymary14: To be honest, favour has been my name so far...... the story begins.
2 weeks ago I stumbled upon an article which emphasised that a police report
Must be presented for every country one stays 12 months and above, and then my confusion starts,how will I go get a police report from another country which I have to be present to get it, well I decided to give it a try and asked a relation to help me get it but the first copy had series of mistake so did the second and third. At this point I really became frustrated and then decided to travel to go get it myself. After much delay I got there over the weekend and then prepare my document on Monday thereafter leave on Tuesday for my interview on Thursday.
..........interview proper.. got to the embassy 6.15am, after security checks went into the waiting room at about 7:10. Waited till about 2:30 and my number was finally called
Me: good afternoon maam
Co: good afternoon,are you xyz?
Me: yes
Co: do u swear to say the truth......?
Me: i do
Co: sign here
Me: yes please
Co: what's your highest level of education and what did you study?
Me:123
Co: when did you finish sec school?
Me:567
Co: why did you not do it in the the country?
Me: 097
Co: are you married ?any children?
Me : nope
Co: ok! I'm gonna approve your visa!
Me: xoxo
Co: good luck!

It's been God all through.....join me in thanking the Lord!!!!!
Congrats Cynthia

marymary14: To be honest, favour has been my name so far...... the story begins.
2 weeks ago I stumbled upon an article which emphasised that a police report
Must be presented for every country one stays 12 months and above, and then my confusion starts,how will I go get a police report from another country which I have to be present to get it, well I decided to give it a try and asked a relation to help me get it but the first copy had series of mistake so did the second and third. At this point I really became frustrated and then decided to travel to go get it myself. After much delay I got there over the weekend and then prepare my document on Monday thereafter leave on Tuesday for my interview on Thursday.
..........interview proper.. got to the embassy 6.15am, after security checks went into the waiting room at about 7:10. Waited till about 2:30 and my number was finally called
Me: good afternoon maam
Co: good afternoon,are you xyz?
Me: yes
Co: do u swear to say the truth......?
Me: i do
Co: sign here
Me: yes please
Co: what's your highest level of education and what did you study?
Me:123
Co: when did you finish sec school?
Me:567
Co: why did you not do it in the the country?
Me: 097
Co: are you married ?any children?
Me : nope
Co: ok! I'm gonna approve your visa!
Me: xoxo
Co: good luck!

It's been God all through.....join me in thanking the Lord!!!!!
Congrats Cynthia congrat oooooo... i am the guy after cynthia!!!! i know you will get yours successfully... congrats once again, cheers

Chaleeee: Please I want matured advice only.

I met this quiet, sweet, ebony chic when I went to my alma mater (Great Ife) to apply for my transcript. She's a student a polytechnic in town. As a sharp boy, I quickly started a conversation with her not minding that we are in a bus and other commuters could deduce from my line of conversation that I was pschying her . Long story short, I got her cell phone number. I started calling her afterwards

Coincidentally and fortunately enough for me, she stays in the part of Lagos where I reside. After 4 days of calls and continuous toasting, she agreed to be my girlfriend. This chic sweet die I swear!!

Now her school is on break so she's in Lagos. Thus begin a relation that I've now come to be fearful of. My chic is very lively and personable. She never runs out of topic to discuss and trust me, it's never boring whenever she's around its been 3 weeks now but there is a but.....

My girlfriend likes practical joke and like hitting me. At first it started playfully like she would punch me in the stomach and tell me she's checking if I'm strong and I would laugh and suck up the pain..... like a man. Later this play escalated to punches in the face, biting me on any part of my body she deems fit (I no know if she be Suarez cousin), trying to strangle me at times. At first I will just let her beat me. Later I started hitting her back but softly because she's a delicate flower to me. I put up with all these "plays" because most times it leads to a mind blowing sex. Emphasis on "BLOWING". Then 3 days ago, she added another dimension to it.

I returned from work later... She call my cell to tell me she's coming over to spend the night. I was happy because her visit will help me relieve the stress I went through during the day. When she came, she made me a meal while I went to take a cold shower. On getting into the bedroom, my babe suddenly pounced on me and punched me in my scrotum. I fell to the floor and lost consciousness. She had to run to the next flat to call my neighbors. That night, my instrument no gree stand at all. The pain was so much that I had to call my boss that I was sick the next day.

Now she's back and still playing her freaky kind of play. I don't want to hurt her feelings and I want her to be herself whenever she's with me but I want this devilish play to stop. Nairaland peeps, abeg I need advise on how to go about it.

mctolspell: please put in mind that I'm writing this journal with all smile in my face remembering those ordeals!

Adeboy007: presently, and forever Almighty God is so precious to me. I give thanks to God for the day I joined Nairaland the great green house and what he made me achieved today. No one completely knows how I am feeling presently accept God .. who am I here to be honor to this extent. I appreciate ur calls (Yankee and Nigeria), Bbm, SMS, Whatsapp, and all other well wishers on NL ....

U all av shown to me the greatest love I had ever experience. Thank you so much

Yes, It was your prayer, I mean your prayer that makes me scale through the terrifying CO that interviewed me. I spent up to 45mins wit him. You might be wondering maybe am a married couple dat makes my chat long that way, but NO I am pretty single, but my chat is one of the toughest Chat here. along the line, I also received the greatest honor today at the embassy and from a particular person which I will mention her in the details of my experience ..... I am coming wit my full testimony

I have the opportunity to meet two of our Green House member Alickic + Family and Turlest + wife. Alickic was the 2nd person to be call for an interview (I remember wat Armba observe about been attended to first at the embassy). It seems he had some little issues, which I will get back to us after I must have contacted him

Turlest + wife was call in my present and i was call too but they left before the CO could complete interviewing me .

My beloved people of the Great Forum I have new things to tell you all .

Cynthia4real: ok,bt y strike nah?God hv mercy oooo,at dis time and i dont even hv anybdys contact there,pls cn anybdy in de house help or suggest ?

marymary14: Ok! Read through the rules and we ain't supposed to post mobile numbers here. How are we supposed to connect?

marymary14: Hello everyone, I just started following the group and I must say it is God sent. My interview is for the 24th and I'm hoping to connect with anyone scheduled for that day... thanks for the heads up everyone and I wish those yet to go for their interview Divine Intervention......

AREOLA: Praise God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We had our interview yesterday morning nd our visa was approved.
Interview goes like this:
CO: Gud morng
Me:gud morning
CO:tell me d name of ur second schl
Me:bla bla bla
CO:what did U̶̲̥̅̊
study in university
ME:xxxxx
CO: what did U̶̲̥̅̊
do during ur nysc
Me:xxxx
Co:how old is your daughter
Me:Bleep
CO:let me see your pictures
Me:
She just said madam ur visa has been approved pick up ur visa in a weeks time,congrats nd welcome to america.
It was just like a chat can't belive it was dt easy.thanks to God nd all nairalanders.4 those that r still waiting 4 interview go nd take d visa it is urs IJN.Chicago loading...............

chuckvinz: the devil himself is talking.

holusormi: Bla,bla,bla.... yada. yada,yada.... yacka,yacka,yacka
You are a wussy!!!!,,nigger probably can't even talk to a girl n he here claiming goodman for us

'opportunity makes the thief, a thief that has not had an opportunity to steal considers himself an honest man'

The quote above aptly describes you

Go to ashewo house and 'dekonjify' yousrelf, it's just 500 naira....... #Bitchasnigger

tpia5: its silly to catch feelings over something as trivial as sex or non-sex.

if he logs on tomorrow and types the opposite of what he wrote here, should another group start castigating him?

abeg.