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EducationRe: We Need N108 Billion To Revive Mathematics – NMC DG by chuddyot(m): 12:42am On Jul 25, 2015
Freemanan:
http://www.punchng.com/news/we-need-n108-billion-to-revive-mathematics-nmc-dg/
shae na human brain surgeries una won carry out for all Nigeria school children...
LOL...
Let's ssee the the government's response
PoliticsRe: BUHARI: I Will Not Treat Nigerians Equally!! Video by chuddyot(m): 12:21am On Jul 25, 2015
Demmocrats:
Quick to jump into matters did you listen to his last comments in the video. Op na wa oh
www.
oooopsss!!! He didn't even answer the question rather he used it as a medium to rEinterate his much assured fight against the south... using voting percentage...We re waiting for change!!! God bless Nigeria.
CareerRe: Diary Of A Pretend HR by chuddyot(m): 12:42am On Jul 23, 2015
Krysstie:
One of the most common Nigerian trend is for unemployed graduates to lament about sending out their CVs over a hundred times a month without getting a single feedback. They even curse the government for not giving them jobs.

What if I say most Nigerian graduates are unemployable? It’s high time you all stop disturbing the mailboxes of recruitment agencies and companies who have better things to do than reading your CVs.

I’m not a Human Resource manager, HR or whatever term they give to those people. I don’t run a recruitment agency. I’m just an observer in one corner of Lagos, almost as good as unemployed. Sometime last week I was opportune to help place a job ad and receive the CVs that come in. Receiving CVs is one of the most difficult part of being a HR. First, the job listing sites do not help matters. You place a job ad in one site because you don’t want your mailbox to overflow with CVs, then other job sites you never knew existed take it upon themselves to publish.

I was set for the excitement and fun that came with receiving CVs for the first time, so I let the job listing sites do what they please, without inkling that it would be a frustrating experience.

As the CVs began to troop in, all I expected was to get applicants who had the relevant job experience stated in the ad, but the reverse was the case. Why would you apply for a job you clearly know you’re not qualified?

The job experience contained in your CV is ‘bar attendant’, ‘sales officer’ and ‘lab attendant’, then you go ahead to apply for the role of web content developer. How does that work? Even if you’re graduate of Mass Communication, I’ll send your CV to trash. Sorry.

Several times I’ve called on people who are unemployed, to take up jobs as guest writers, volunteers and others, where they would be paid little or nothing, but they gain experience which they would include in their CVs. This suggestion of mine has always been turned down. Everyone wants money, not experience. This is why they keep carrying empty CVs, applying for jobs that require experience and having their CVs sent to trash almost all the time.

The most annoying part of my experience was when I felt really insulted. How on earth will you send your CV to multiple companies at the same time? First, you’re not qualified, then I see you sent your CV to my company, Dangote, FCMB and Chrisland schools’ recruitment email. This is just wrong. You don’t even stop there, you go ahead to send it with a funny subject like – ‘Here! My CV, for employment’.

Another version of this was the one who forwarded the application email he had just sent to another company. It doesn’t end there, the CV wasn’t in Microsoft word format, not in PDF, but pasted in the body of the email. Yes. That’s how bad it was.

You see, when the HR manager or whoever is receiving CVs get 20+ mails from unqualified individuals, the next question that comes to mind is, “Can I just get a few qualified applicants”? The moment about 5 qualified CVs arrive, that’s almost always the end of the show. If the HR is not as impatient as I am, he or she might decide to go through the frustrating experience of opening another 20+ unqualified CVs in a bid to wait for 5 more qualified applicants.

This is what happens when you’re qualified but never get called. There are tons of people applying, 80 percent of the CVs are empty and unqualified. Once the HR gets 5 percent of qualified applicants that he needs, the door closes and the remaining CVs might never get opened because it’s frustrating to open yet another scary document.

Again, I’m not a HR, but I have acted it, and it’s really frustrating to receive CVs. You’re 31 years of age, meaning you must have finished your Secondary School education many years ago. There’s no argument about that because you graduated from the University in 2009. Secondary School will definitely be a long time ago. Now, why bring it into your CV that you were a time keeper during your Secondary School days? Who cares about that? Does it relate to the job you’re applying for? Even if it does, no one will take a look at that.

Qualification and experience is stated in job ads, pay attention. Applying for jobs doesn’t mean sending your CV to whatever recruitment email you come across. It’s a serious business!
If your job application is not a serious business for you, it is for the HR. Don’t go about getting phone numbers from the websites of companies who place job ads. This might sound strange, but it’s real. You come across a job ad you’re qualified for, and instead of sending your CV to the email provided, you go ahead to the company’s website, pick a phone number that was provided for inquiry purpose and then call to give unwanted ‘gists’ about how qualified you are for the role. No one is interested. Save your airtime and send your CV!

The job recruitment and application process is just crazy! From just one job ad, over a 100 CVs are received. How about a solution? There should probably be a way to close the mailboxes after a maximum number of CVs has been received. It’s really frustrating for the HR, and also frustrating for you to keep applying for jobs month after month without feedback. Save your CV from a life in the trash folder. Get experience! Read the job ad over and over again to know if your qualification and experience fit! Make things easy for yourself and whoever is receiving the CVs.

You’re probably asking how on earth you’ll get experience if you don’t get employed? There are tons of jobs that do not require experience, take advantage of them and respect the wish of those who seek experienced applicants. I had fun receiving CVs as a pretend HR, but at this point, it’s no longer fun. The mailbox is weeping, and as frustrated as I am. Tell those still applying that it’s all over. Let them know they’ll never get a feedback. In fact, inform them that successful applicants have not only been selected, they’ve also resumed work.

All the best in your job search!

http://houseofmo.com/diary-of-a-pretend-hr/
Corrections shouldbe taken or unemployment claims would increase
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by chuddyot(m): 9:40pm On Jul 22, 2015
Wtf... we know them
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Nairaland Abbreviations Not Used Anywhere Else by chuddyot(m): 2:38pm On Jul 21, 2015
LMAO---- leave me alone ODE
TravelRe: 5 Interesting, Yet Wierd Facts About Nigerians by chuddyot(m): 10:22pm On Jul 18, 2015
last minute syndrome...
almost every one is guilty
LiteratureRe: Which Book Are You Currently Reading? Share Some Thoughts! by chuddyot(m): 1:55pm On Jul 16, 2015
dearpreye:
Canal or carnal? Please, explain. Good morning.
carnal sir, typographical error. Chinese literature
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PhonesRe: Walahi! I Need Help On My NOKIA X Phone!!! by chuddyot(op): 1:44pm On Jul 16, 2015
I already have a bbq10 just want to repair the phone. u Dnt just throw away money like thaat!
NYSCRe: N19,000 Wont Be Enough So Get More Pay As A Corper by chuddyot(m): 1:31pm On Jul 16, 2015
Tubexsms:
So far the response are very impressive. Get connected with the world of ideas, you won't regret. Pls there's no payment of any kind. This service is free, as am giving back to the society.
I was once like you now am very happy because I made extra money from my normal income and it is even more than my salary.
Just drop your mail and share this to others don't be selfish.
chuddyot@gmail.com
NYSCRe: N19,000 Wont Be Enough So Get More Pay As A Corper by chuddyot(m): 1:29pm On Jul 16, 2015
Tubexsms:
So far the response are very impressive. Get connected with the world of ideas, you won't regret. Pls there's no payment of any kind. This service is free, as am giving back to the society.
I was once like you now am very happy because I made extra money from my normal income and it is even more than my salary.
Just drop your mail and share this to others don't be selfish.
chuddyot@gmail.com
PhonesWalahi! I Need Help On My NOKIA X Phone!!! by chuddyot(op): 1:14pm On Jul 16, 2015
I plugged my nokia X to charge for a few minutes.. only to find out upon removal from power outlet that it's still charging draining the battery as such. The main issue is that I have taken it for repairs to no avail. Suggestions needed urgently...
SportsRe: How I Made Over 5millionnaire Monthly With Sport. (simple Formular) by chuddyot(m): 1:00pm On Jul 16, 2015
futurestar70:
It's well said that "Life is a choice, you make or mar it". I'm posting this trend because, I feel that I can or could help you in achieving your goals. Have you heard the word "SMART"? Note: in my company we play it smart and not safe. Now, let me get the cat out of the bag. This is it "I DO SPORT". I don't gamble. My major league is soccer. I got my experience in winning big when i was in England, wigan precisely. I met with one of the sport analyst. We talked and I asked "HOW DO I WIN BIG ANALYSING". He smiled and told me its simple. Lo and behold, he gave me a jotter containing formulars of different types. I have a confession "It works for me". and am sure, you can do it too. If you are interested in winning big with the help of my formulars, you could reach via:07030847399. OR I COULD HELP YOU TRADE IT (but with agreement). and if it doesn't work report me to EFCC, POLICE, ARMY etc. my name is James. cool
Bros u re on point let me do the honours please am available on what's app 08160498868
thankk you in advance
EducationHelp!!! Micro-biology OR Bio-chemistry by chuddyot(op): 12:46pm On Jul 16, 2015
Hey guys, my younger sister applied for Medicine and surgery in the University of Port Harcourt, but her UTME score was just there to avoid story that touch we are advocating for a change of course... Note: She also like Computer Science...
LiteratureRe: Which Book Are You Currently Reading? Share Some Thoughts! by chuddyot(m): 12:00am On Jul 16, 2015
the canal praying mat..
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WebmastersRe: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by chuddyot(m): 11:30pm On Jul 15, 2015
yagah.... http:// http://chuddyot..com
Forum GamesRe: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by chuddyot(m): 12:03am On Jul 15, 2015
agoadiv:
Chisosssss let my miracle come this way

I'll use de snake to celebrate the car
be careful wat u wish for u might get it..
LiteratureRe: Chuddy OT Trends DIARIES (21+) by chuddyot(op): 10:21pm On Jul 14, 2015

LiteratureRe: Chuddy OT Trends DIARIES (21+) by chuddyot(op): 10:13pm On Jul 14, 2015
“It’s deep this way,” I murmur.  I flex and swivel my hips in the same motion, and she's groaning… oh my – the sensation radiating throughout her belly… everywhere.  Bleep! “Again,” she whispers.  I grin a lazy grin and oblige.  Moaning, she throws her head back, her hair tumbling down her back, and very slowly, I sink back down on to the bed. “You move, prudence, up and down, how you want.  Take my hands,” I breathe, my voice hoarse and low and oh so sexy. She clasps my hands, holding on for life.  Gently she push off me and back down, oh my.  My eyes are burning with wild anticipation.  My breathing is ragged, matching hers , and i lift my pelvis as she come down, bouncing me back up.  We pick up the rhythm… up, down, up, down… over and over… and it feels so… good.  Between our panting breaths, the deep down, brimming fullness… the vehement sensation pulsing through her that’s building quickly, she watches me, our eyes locked… and I see wonder there, wonder at her.  She's f*cking me.  She’s in charge.  She's mine, and I’m hers.  The thought pushes her, weighted with concrete, over the edge, and she climax around me… shouting incoherently.  I grab her hips, and closing my eyes, tipping my head back, my jaw strained, I come quietly.  She collapse on to my chest, overwhelmed, somewhere between fantasy and reality, a place where there are no hard or soft limits.....Abruptly, I wake, gasping for breath wow.  It’s morning.  I glance at my alarm clock – eight o’clock.  I put my head in my hand........., covered in sweat and feeling the aftershocks of my orgasm.  Holy hell.  I’m completely disorientated.  What the hell just happened?  I’m in my bedroom alone.  How?  Why?  I sit bolt upright, shocked…it was all a DREAM.  Since I wasn't born with a silver spoon i had to take me hustle and also schooling seriously it was really difficult giving each my undivided attention which made me turn a new leaf and trying not to be a catastrophe of a person. I was now thinking money like I was hypnotised. SERIES CONTINUES DONT FORGET TO SHARE YOUR THOUGHT... THANK YOU!

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LiteratureRe: Chuddy OT Trends DIARIES (21+) by chuddyot(op): 10:09pm On Jul 14, 2015
Divepen1:
You need to first put paragraph in this work...
any criticism on this article is welcomed...
LiteratureRe: Chuddy OT Trends DIARIES (21+) by chuddyot(op): 1:33am On Jul 14, 2015
Two!  Her overeager fingers reach for the button of my waistband and undo it, fumbling a little.  I am beyond excited. “So eager, pruddy” I murmur, my voice laced with humor.  She tugs down the zipper, and now she faced with the problem of removing my pants… hmm.  She shuffle down and pull.  They hardly move.  She frowns.  “I can’t keep still if you’re going to bite that lip,” I warn, then arch my pelvis up off the bed so she's able to tug down my trousers and my boxers at the same time, whoa… freeing me.  I kick my clothes to the floor. Holy Moses, am all hers to play with, and suddenly it’s Christmas. “Now what are you going to do?” I breathe, all trace of humor gone.  She reaches up and touches me, watching my expressions as I do.  My mouth shapes like a letter O as i take a sharp breath.  My skin is so smooth and soft… and hard… hmm, what a delicious combination.  She leans forward, her hair falling around her, and am in her mouth.  She sucks, hard.  I close my eyes, my hips jerking beneath her. “Jeez, baby, steady,” I groan.shes feeling so powerful, it’s such a heady feeling, teasing and testing me with her mouth and tongue. Am tensed underneath her as she runs her mouth up and down me, pushing me to the back of her throat, her lips tight… again and again. “Stop, prudence, stop.  I don’t want to come. “She sits up, blinking at me, and she's  panting like me, but confused.  She thought she was in charge?  Her inner goddess looks like someone snatched her ice cream. “Your innocence and enthusiasm is very disarming,” I gasps. “You, on top… that’s what we need to do.” Oh. “Here, put this on.” I hand her a foil packet. Holy Crap. How?  I rip the packet open, and the rubbery condom is all tacky in her fingers. “Pinch the top and then roll it down.  You don’t want any air in the end of that sucker,” I pant.  And very slowly, concentrating hard, she does as she's told. “Christ, you’re killing me here, prudence,” I groan.shes admiring her handiwork on me i guess.  “Now.  I want to be buried inside you,” I murmur.  She's staring down at me, daunted, and I sits up suddenly, so we’re nose to nose. “Like this,” I breathe, and I snake one hand round her hips, lifting her slightly, and with the other i position myself beneath her, and very slowly, eases her on to me. She groans as I stretch her open, filling her, her mouth hanging open in surprise at the sweet, sublime, agonizing, over-full feeling.  Oh… please. “That’s right, baby, feel me, all of me,” I growls and briefly close my eyes. And am inside her, sheathed to the hilt, and am holding her in place, for seconds… minutes… I have no idea,, staring intently into her eyes.........
LiteratureRe: Chuddy OT Trends DIARIES (21+) by chuddyot(op): 1:32am On Jul 14, 2015
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LiteratureRe: Chuddy OT Trends DIARIES (21+) by chuddyot(op): 1:26am On Jul 14, 2015
Oh… no, what will this mean?  Her brain registers through the fog of needy desire as she groans. “So perhaps I won’t let you come after all.” I return the attention of my fingers to her nipples, pulling, twisting, kneading.  She's grinding her behind against me… moving side to side. She could feel my grin against her neck as my hands move down to her hips.  My fingers hook into her panties at the back, stretching them, and pushing  my thumbs through the material, shredding them and tossing them in front of her so she can see…  my hands move down to her sex… and from behind, I slowly inserts my finger. “Oh, yes.  My sweet girl is all ready,” I breathe as I whirl her round so she's facing me.  My breathing has quickened.  I put my finger in her mouth. “You taste so fine, Prudy.” I sigh.  “UnCloth me,” I commands quietly, staring down at her, eyes hooded guess she's probably taken aback.  She's never undressed a man. “You can do it,” I cajole softly. Now blinking rapidly. Wondering Where to start?  She reached for my t-shirt, and I grab her hands and shake my head, smiling slyly at her. “Oh no.” I shake my head, grinning.  “Not the t-shirt, you may need to touch me for what I have planned.”  Her eyes are alive with excitement. I take one of her hands and place it against my erection. “This is the effect you have on me, prudence.” She gasps and flexes her fingers around my girth, and I grin. “I want to be inside you.  Take my jeans off.  You’re in charge.” Holy Bleep… I in charge she murmurs under her breathe.  Her mouth drops open. “What are you going to do with me?” I tease. Oh the possibilities… she pushes me on to the bed.  I laughs as i fall, and she gaze down at me feeling victorious.  Her inner goddess is going to explode.  She yanks off my shoes, quickly, clumsily, and my socks.  Now staring up at her, my eyes luminous with amusement and desire.  I think I look… glorious…she crawls up the bed and sit astride me to undo my jeans, sliding her fingers under the waistband, feeling the hair in my oh so happy trail.  I close my eyes and flex my hips. “You’ll have to learn to keep still,” she scolds, and tugs at the hair under my waistband. My breath hitches, and I grins at her. “Yes prudence,” I murmur, eyes burning bright.  “In my pocket, condom,” I breathe. She searches in my pocket slowly, watching my face as she feels around.  My mouth open.  She fishes out both foil packets that she finds and lays them on the bed by my hips...........
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LiteratureRe: Chuddy OT Trends DIARIES (21+) by chuddyot(op): 12:43pm On Jul 13, 2015
LiteratureRe: Chuddy OT Trends DIARIES (21+) by chuddyot(op): 12:41pm On Jul 13, 2015
...Not been raised with a silver spoon can teach you a lot like having to eat your "ogele" with your fingers, my status the "broke cute guy hampered our relationship in a way I felt we were wading from each other and to function effectively in my duties and work WE NEEDED A BREAK. An inevitable one i guess, the pressure was so immerse that even to the blind it was clear. I was haunted by the nice times we had even though she never had nothing to do other than play the part she played, making me feel wrong trying to reach for her love and also thinking we could always be something special for real. BIOSPHERE _ I like this dress,” i murmur.  “I like to see your flawless skin.” My finger reaches the back of her halter dress midway down her spine, and hooking my finger beneath the top, i pull her closer so that she steps back against me.  She could feel me flush against her body.  Leaning down, i inhale her hair. “You smell so good, prudence, so sweet.” My nose skims past her ear down her neck, and i trail soft, feather light kisses along her shoulder. Her breathing changes, becoming shallow, rushed, full of expectation.  My fingers are at her zipper.  Achingly slow, once more i ease it down while my lips move, licking and kissing and sucking their way across to her other shoulder.  I am so tantalizingly good at this.  Her body resonates, and she starts to squirm languidly beneath my touch. “You.  Are.  Going.  To.  Have. To.  Learn.  To.  Keep.  Still,” I whisper, kissing her around her nape between each word. I tug at the fastening at the halter neck, and the dress drops and pools at her feet. “No bra, pruddy.  I like that.” My hands reach round and cup her  breasts, and her nipples pucker at my touch. “Lift your arms and put them around my head,” I murmur against her neck. She obeys immediately, and her breasts rise and push into my hands, her nipples hardening further.  Her fingers weave into my hair, and very gently she tugs my not so soft hair.  She rolls her head to one side to give me easier access to her neck. “HMmm… ”i murmur into that space behind her ear, as I start to extend her nipples with my long fingers, mirroring her hands in my hair. She groans as the sensation registers sharp and clear in her groin. “Shall I make you come this way?”I whisper. I arch her back to force her breasts into my expert hands. “You like this, don’t you, babe?” “Tell me.”  I continue the slow sensuous torture, pulling gently. “Yes.” “Yes, what.” “Yes… Sir.” “Good girl.”  I pinch her hard, and her body writhes convulsively against my front.  She gasps at the exquisite, acute, pleasure/pain.  She could feel me against her.  She moans and her hands clench in my hair pulling harder. “I don’t think you’re ready to come yet,” I whispers, stilling my hands, and I gently bites her earlobe and tugs at it.  “Besides, you have displeased me.” .............
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LiteratureRe: Chuddy OT Trends DIARIES (21+) by chuddyot(op): 3:24am On Jul 13, 2015

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