₦airaland Forum

Evil US

with commissioner of aso Rock

Illiteracy at work

Topeakintola:
An Igbo proverb states that:

The child that will not let his mother sleep will also experience insomnia

As a typical IPOB man, he will first do what Fela referred to as - Shakara Oloje

After making noise and jumping up and down, he will then calm himself down and face the reality of his pathetic situation.

By the time the zoo has finished the reformatting process in his IPObian brain, Kanue will make the Nigerian National Anthem as his daily Lords prayer

Useless terrorist!

God bless the great country- Nigeria

Anu mpama, aturu turu ime gi, prostitut* receive brain, Hope u learnt figures of speech in school.

OJUcrook:
Okonjo Iweala's son is in Washington D.C while some jobless IPOB Youth are busy protesting in the streets of Aba and Onitsha.

One will hardly find the the children of Okonjo Iweala, Peter Obi, Ike Ekeremadu, Orji Uzor Kalu, Stella Oduah, Olisa Metuh and all other Igbo politician protesting for Biafra. It is always the poor and jobless Igbo youth that engage themselves in such

only your name don tell me whom you are. Zuzu ube, it's in your blood

CyberWolf:
Did I hear illegal? ... But we have enough legal means to get the money back na..

You will see how Nigeria will fall, Germany is not Nigeria. It's looted fund will be recovered technically

Davidovinci:
#TeamSimpleServer....N70 nooni

that 70naira thing dey give me wahala. Which one you dey use cos I can't get it activated on my line any longer. Thanks p

Nairaland is full of illiterates and myopics humans. The same kind of news fed to you last time and you called it propaganda is what is being given you now and you've already taken it without thinking smh. Monkeys in the zoo is beta of than a lot of people here.

Apc Hausa Fulani and hunger. After stealing billions, hunger still dey catch all of them, whether boy or grown up hunger no know

EteEdoho:
AN OPEN LETTER TO NORTH KOREA

proudly 5‰ter

Enjoy d Chanji while it last

krendo:
Don't worry boys

Boko haram is technically defeated!

Where are those apc zombies shouting Chanji Chanji Chanji everyday

Military don join d wailers also and form don finish. http://m.cnn.com/latest/2016/02/11/female-suicide-bombers-kill-58-in-nigerian-camp

obailala:
Lol.. the Otuokean that you dashed your votes to, was his budget not faaaar worse?... Pot calling kettle black! #IberiberismPLC

Read what you commented with your sense ,don't call yourself a zombie.

yapapa:
how fa IPod? how market?

Anumpama

DEXTROVERT:
Chai...he took the Gold without federal permissions


That's an act of Militancy saboteurism...it's offense punishable by Jail

whichever way they want it, bomb will still be going off.

Kwuoruption and lies equal to Chanji. Ngenewi come see the one chance your family members requested for. Enjoy while it last Aturu!

KingEli:
Even Ojukwu died a Nigerian..that one you call Kanu and his jobless n myopic supporters can all go to hell...'Ojukwu we know,, Kanu we don't' # I am Igbo n proudly Nigerian

zombie keep claiming, osu like you .

autotrader014:
Anoda zombie spotted

Zombie no be small zombie him be bros. Na Osun Zombie

as theydon block all d loopholes finish,they wan use this medium and from budget milk the masses again. Buhari scale fence

#IamnotaNigerian# #IamaBiafran

President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday said
that with the quantum of problems his
administration inherited, he sometimes wondered
why he had to seek power at this time.
Buhari spoke in London while addressing
members of the Nigerian community in the United
Kingdom.
Our correspondent obtained a transcript of the
President’s address to the gathering on Friday.
Buhari said he wondered why oil, which used to
sell for over $140 per barrel, would reduce to $30
per barrel during his time as the President.
Notwithstanding the problem, however, Buhari
said he kept praying to God to be merciful to the
over 170 million Nigerians who are exposed to
poverty, illiteracy and other social ills.
He said, “With the problems we have in this
government, I sometimes wonder. At least, this
time around, I asked for it, I prayed for it, I
went round the country and I asked for it. But the
first time under the military, I allowed the
military to take decision.
“But I say why me? Why is it that it is when
they have spent all the money, when they made
the country insecure that I returned?
“Why didn’t I come when the treasury was full?
Oil price was over $140 per barrel and when I
came, it slipped down to $30. Why me?
“I keep on praying to God to pity Nigeria and its
over 170 million people who are exposed to
climate change, illiteracy and poverty.”
The President, however, said his administration
had succeeded in mopping up over N2.2trn as of
January through the Treasury Single Account
arrangement.
He said although the TSA was introduced by the
administration of former President Goodluck
Jonathan, that administration could not
implement it for reasons best known to its
officials.
He said his administration decided to implement
the arrangement when he came on board and
discovered that the country was broke.
The President said, “You know the condition we
are in now. I am sure with demands from home,
in spite of what your effort is, you know we are
really in trouble.
“We have tried to impose what we call Treasury
Single Account. The reason is simple. This
government did not initiate it, it was initiated by
the previous government. But it was so
unpopular to the bureaucracy, so the previous
government for its own reasons, could not impose
it.
“But when we came and we found out that we
were broke, we said this is the way to do it.
“I will tell you two examples to convince you.
Firstly, the Nigerian National Petroleum
Corporation had more than 45 accounts. Ministry
of Defence had more than 70 accounts. Tell me
which Accountant-General can trace all these
accounts?
“So, we imposed TSA. By the end of December,
coming to January 2016, we mopped up more
than N2.2trn which would have been used
through bureaucratic system to raise vouchers
and sign cheques so that they don’t go into the
next budget.”
The President said Nigeria owed the United
States and Britain a lot of appreciation for
stopping the former administration from rigging
the last presidential election.
He recalled that ahead of the elections, the former
National Security Adviser, Col. Sambo Dasuki
(retd.), urged the service chiefs and the then
Inspector-General of Police to tell officials of the
Independent National Electoral Commission that
they could not guarantee their safety during the
polls.
He said the then Chairman of INEC, Prof.
Attahiru Jega, however, gave a comprehensive
report at a meeting of the National Council of
State, where he said he would be able to deliver,
at least, 60 per cent free and fair election.
The President said as of that time, the country
had never gone beyond 45 per cent.
He said it took the intervention of US Secretary
of State, John Kerry, for the last administration
to conduct credible election.
He said, “Then we insisted that election must be
done according to the constitution.
“At this point again, I must hasten to thank the
United States for sending the Secretary of State,
Kerry, to go and read the riot act to the previous
government and speak to Prof. Jega, the
Chairman of INEC and speak to us as
opposition that the US would not tolerate any
election outside the Nigerian constitution.
“They maintained the pressure from that date
until after the election and the formation of the
new government.
“I think Nigerians honestly should thank the US
for this. The same thing with Britain, they used
all their experience and their powers to make sure
that the Federal Government did not rig the last
election.
“We thank God, we thank these super powers
and we thank technology. Why we thank
technology is because of the permanent voter
cards and the card readers.”
Buhari said the issue of Diaspora voting had been
coming up in all the countries he had visited since
the inception of his administration.
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Shey na all of una dey shout before "Sanction mtn sanction mtn " una no remember d stealings una dey steal from mtn. Why complaining because of bbplan that just stopped for a day. Stup*d Nigerians with animal mentality. Mtn should stop bbplan completely, you people should go for Etisalat or glo let's see how things will look like since una don know how to appreciate something good and make complaints straight.

NgeneUkwenu:
IPOB Youths Have Adopted Him As Their Political Leader...So Don't Cry For Him...

Aturu, so without d name IPOb u won't be living till date. Thank God for displaying your pawpaw weed m*dness here. Smoke more ;ike MBE.

Gullible pastor, na now you go talk, I think say u dey coma sinced Dullardipo started entertaining Nigerians with all kind of animal dung drama even in overseas. You no talk. Oya Gerarahere!

UncleJJ:
Yes Nigerian ! But, IPOB is making everyone skeptical about the east.

These are military equipment not housewares. From, the look on Saraki's face the senator is just wasting his time.

He may get the contract for training kits but definitely not for real soldiers.

Besides, the senator should have invited the other senator to the so called factory in ABA.

Military boots and uniform are from very durable materials and made by companies who have experience or have brought in experienced individuals to do so.

For all we know, these guys are importing this shi*t from vietnam, china or indonesia.

It's the same way we where told innoson is a manufacturing plant , while infact it's an assembly plant.

Defence contracts are not childs play and are only issued to the most trusted of candidates. Unfortunately , eastern Nigeria is on short supply of this so called element.,

very soon IPOB will start feeding you and your entire families. olod*, get sense for ones and stop displaying your stup*dity on nairaland.

I can never delete myself from this world unless it's my time. Life is sweet whether money dey or not. Let's live life ;stop self suicide

lalasticlala, u get light; cos I never see nor smell light since last month.

President with no vision, q country without budget, myopic govt.

Daura man should not rely on our oil, maka we are gonna blow more pipes *******

CyberWolf:
Who is asking you all this questions? Just focus on your pastoral duties and leave politics for politicians

As if the Daura vampire didn't give him money for transport last time.

MrAboki:
Arrest him sharply.



If Dasuki is in jail, then GEJ should also be there next door to him.

wetin you dey wait for, go jail him naa