₦airaland Forum

Please oo. Emergency. How long does it take a starched shirt to dry? Abeg...

Chipappii:
Nice. But I would love my wife to look her best on our day.

And after then?

Yeah....that's my State

MrPresident1:
Luke 21:25-26
25 And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;
26 Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.

Like seriously

rattlesnake:
Foolish Africans

Wise american

Drabeey:
People are very gullible. I advise tgr pastor to try and oversee the engagements of all the people holding offices in the church. Im sure this happened because there was no proper check and balance




Anyways..




Drabeey was HERE

Drabeey:
People are very gullible. I advise tgr pastor to try and oversee the engagements of all the people holding offices in the church. Im sure this happened because there was no proper check and balance




Anyways..




Drabeey was HERE

who you epp?

Take me beyond this level, God. Where i'll have enough and still enough to bless others.

I can put the train back on the rail. Everybody say, "go Lupin".

So there are skilled bikers in Nigeria....I'm impressed.

Baddchristy:
Think I'm still at the agnostic stage too

Awww! Congrats.

Stale

so if your kids smoke now, what will you tell them?

What about people that drive supercars nko? What would they say?

NigeriaKwenu:
Is this guy up to 23? He's too short abeg.

Anyways, HBD.

Afam4eva(pls unban me MODS)

Are you tall?

enoob:
Good morning Ladies and gentlemen, hope we all slept well.

My people, I will like to tell you that *Ultimate Cycler* *Pays* . Some of us complain that they have not been paid since they registered but let me ask you, how many people have you added under you?

Some will say , eeeeh! They promised us payment after 1week therefore they cannot register people, that is what I call wickedness and stingy .

*Where do you want the system to generate the persons that will pay you from?*

You were registered, you paid 12500 to activate your present level then went home and relax , waiting for the system to bring people from the moon to pay you, *does the system manufacture people?* and if the system does not generate people from the moon to pay you sit in your home and start talking nonsense about *UltimatelyCycler.com* while people out there are making millions of naira on weekly basis.

Some will tell you that they registered only one person and for that, they won't register others until they earn the *golden 50k.* Uju asks, if you open a business and have only one customer, will your business grow?

Now listen,I am not saying that *UltimatelyCycler* won't pay you if u don't register members under you , the system may add people to pay you but on rare occasions. The system may add people to pay you depending on your team , if your team is hardworking, you stand the chance of being paid before registering people, cheer luck.

Talk to people about UltimatelyCycler, convince them because there is serious money in it..

is that the subject matter?
Clap for yourself.

And yes, i slept well

midolian:
I think I know what you just tried to type...beht you dey follow apostrophe (') and "s" fight?

Mr pot calling kettle black, wetin be 'beht'? I think you meant to write 'but'.

No offense

midolian:
Nice 1...buh there is nothing lovely abou their voices.

Calm down nau

A kamikaze is a kind of attack tactic in which the subject would be caught in the act which he's carrying out.
Such as a suicide bomber activating the bomb on his body, which will kill him and others.

elvision1:
*in jideena's singing voice * am a classic man!

*in my voice* i'm a classic man

Success? I don't understand. Is it the one in the dictionary or which?

saints2:
All Progressives Congress (APC) member in Niger, Alhaji Kabiru Rijau, has lauded the efforts of the Nigerian Military in the ongoing fight against insurgents in the North east.

Rijau told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Minna on Sunday that the Military had demonstrated professionalism by directing terrible blows on insurgents in the Sambisa forest of Borno.
He also commended President Muhammadu Buhari for the political will to fight the insurgents and other criminal activities in the country.

Rijau called on Nigerians to continue to support security personnel deployed to fight the insurgents with prayers for successful military operations to end the insurgency.

He also appealed to Nigerians to take the advantage of the Christmas and New Year festivities, to seek God`s intervention for solutions to the current economic recession and insecurity challenges in the country.

The APC member said that prayers among Nigerians were essential at this period for God`s special intervention in the nation’s socio-economic and political activities.

Rijau advised businessmen and women against rampant increase in prices of food items before, during and after the festivities.

He also called on Nigerians to support the President Buhari-led administration to enable it implement its laudable programmes for the development of the country.

He expressed confidence that the nation would be great under the present administration and urged Nigerians to continue to be patient with the/MTM government at all levels.

Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/12/boko-haram-apc-commends-military.html

Hmm....APC. Don't even know what to say...

Dexema:
Merry Christmas everyone both wailers, zombies and those in between, may we all find something special worth celebrating as we proceed into 2017.

Rice
Stew
Very
Plenty

you didn't add 'afonja' to the list

Broszamb:
On The Day Of Judgment, When You Will Be With Your Lord. You Will Explain Who Said He Was Born On December 25, Who Get Ear Let Him Here, Is There Anything Like Chrismas Celebration In The Bible I Pity All Of Us, We Are Ruined. Sit Down And Reason Very Well, Research And You Will Find Out December 25 Is Celebrated By The Illuminaty As There Feast Day. May God Guide Us Through. Only The Wise Will Be Wiser. God Bless U All

....you lost me at WE
Well, I'm NOT ruined.

Richie0974:
Marry Christmas to every Nairalander who believes in the concept of Christmas.

and WED christmas to those who don't.

worworgirl:
Omg I love this , what is he doing ?

He's cooking spag

Goldenheart:


They might carry the head from beginning of the film till the end.... You keep wondering if the title is.

THE HEADIES

If its blood money things. Kanayo O Kanayo should be close by


#edited

#Headited

nwaanambra1:
this one na death trap!
make una enter leave me behind!

that's how people miss out of things....

jamislaw:
I only saw big A**S

big ArkS

Barney11:
some will be wishing to be the Christmas tree.

or the dress

sanandreas:
Shaking my head

your leg nko?

Olakunle007:
Say NO to Girl-Child marriage.

what of boy child marriage?