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[quote author=SmoothCruiz post=43673613][i] Let me start with this:

If you're a gold-digging oppurtunistic leech, don't date a Nigerian man. We will find you out. It's not a one-off that an 18-year-old Nigerian boy can con a 56-year-old British professor. WE ARE WORLD-FAMOUS FOR BEING SMART.

Of course, the thieving Nigerian girls wouldn't want smart Nigerian men. We'd screw you girls and pass you on to our friends when we discover you're unfaithful.

Who wants a woman who's always at the receiving end of favours? Nigerian women always beg for favours!

When was the last time you visited your boyfriend, do his laundry then prepare him a meal with YOUR OWN MONEY? You can't remember? I thought as much.

How many girls on this thread bought the phones they're using with their OWN money? The fake wigs? The eyelashes? Heck! You even beg to purchase sanitary pads.


The average Chinese and American girl starts getting wages for job done from age 13. She babysits, runs errands, sort out groceries... Anything.

Nigerian girls? They sit on their lazy, buttpadded behinds!

The average Nigerian girl fantasizes about Marriage from age 16. No, it's not because she's romantic or homely. It's because she wants a man who'd take care of her financial needs while she brings only her unshaved _vagina to the table.


Oops! Bad for them, my Nigerian brothers are getting wiser.

Until you girls learn to be homely, loving and stoic like our mothers past, we'd continue to play and prey on you.

You guessed right- IT'S A MAN'S WORLD.


Cry us a river!


Gadamn! Guy you deserve a cold drink

I don't understand the write up, is this. Person trying to flip the table here?

Kondomatic:
They're dating already, the girl just want to show him off on Facebook but doesn't know how to go about it without hurting you. Apparently she's not done with you yet but the love isn't there no more. She's obviously with you out of pity.

Or His Money!

You are her side nigga now! Deal withh it

Why didn't she tell you from the onset? She had to wait until you are in love .. She work you bro.

Jidenna, is that you?

Mix the tramadol with sk and smoke that sh!t.. the feeling is priceless.

Hahaha Ma Nigga!

Ilia du Nkasu! To all chiefos and chiefosis, I ay walk and never stumble, if you must stumble, stumble on a very biancaful okpeke!

Nobody wants to be a thug or gangster rapper anymore? WTF?

OMG! I just listened to the music, that little boy is gonna grow up hunting Naija pvssy and I bet the white dude dancing in the video has a white wife at home! She ain't lying though JS..

Obviously the guy never drop money.

This is Dave.
Dave slept with his best friend's wife Dami
Dave is a notorious lover
Don't be like Dave!

Adoption noni

I just peed myself!

Protecting their investments I guess!

Bleep it! She only told you so you wouldn't hear from another source. The fact is she had sex with that guy and she wants you to believe it didn't go that far just in case you hear it from a difference source. Old trick. There is no way in hell after pulling the G-string down south, a nigga won't smash.

Is this episode from Jerry Springer or Murray?

I wonder how you would react if this story were to be the other way round.. A rich lady bought your guy an expensive phone.. What would you do?

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This is like walking the streets naked and expecting someone not to tap that ass!

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