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HealthRe: How To Get Rid Of The Foul Smell Away From Your Genitals And Make It Tight Again by chux76(m): 6:09pm On Jan 07, 2014
Go on pls.., let's know the possible remedies, good work
HealthRe: Why Can't We Run Fast In Our Dreams? by chux76(op): 10:59am On Jan 07, 2014
I sleep "freely" with my arms & legs disentangled,n I experience such scary dreams sometimes.
HealthWhy Can't We Run Fast In Our Dreams? by chux76(op): 8:34am On Jan 07, 2014
I have always been wondering why it is difficult to run very fast when dreaming during sleep? I have on various occasions needed to run very fast in my dream...lol, but it seems that the faster I propel my legs..the lesser the distance I cover.
Has anyone experienced such?
Can anyone give a logical exlanation to this scary phenomenom?
ComputersRe: Most Secure & Reliable Vpn Service Available On D Internet On Mtn,glo,airtel Etc by chux76(m): 1:39am On Dec 08, 2013
We need trials to confirm its authenticity.
HealthHelp Needed On Treatment Of SINUSITIS by chux76(op): 9:27am On Dec 07, 2013
Doctors in the house,a friend has Acute Sinusitis and has spent a lot of money on treatment. Can anyone recommend good drugs or a physician than can fully treat it? Thank you
ComputersRe: ICT VPN Working Greatly Via Computer Users Unlimited by chux76(m): 12:04pm On Dec 06, 2013
Men,its blazing fast but the resending of codes is kinda frustrating, but to me....AT ALL AT ALL na him bad pass....make I dey rock am joor grin grin grin
AutosRe: Went To Contonou To Get My 2006 Toyota Avalon Xl by chux76(m): 2:15pm On Dec 02, 2013
dwittyc0der: so

my own too is comming soon cheesy
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PropertiesRe: House For Sale At Orile Iganmu For N18M by chux76(m): 1:44pm On Dec 02, 2013
@ OP...When Makanjuola move go Orile Iganmu?Abi since I don pack from Sari,una don dey move all the streets to Orile Iganmu?? That street is in Sari Iganmu,and the building,my buddy Fela used to live there....Nostalgia days when I would leave my crib @ Mosalasi street to come hustle chikalas @ Shobodu & Sadiku streets with my main Person,Fela.
Technology MarketRe: Airtel 1200 Credit For 1000 Naira by chux76(m): 12:03am On Nov 30, 2013
shocked shocked shocked shocked
XMAS TINZ..Boiz are not smiling..resorting to cheap "scam" just to gather pepper 4 Xmas..no b small tin oh!!
Abeg I wan buy 50k airtime...How do we dealhuh shocked shocked shocked
ComputersRe: ICT VPN Working Greatly Via Computer Users Unlimited by chux76(m): 9:48pm On Nov 28, 2013
MTN has kicked our AZSS again...winsh ppl
BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by chux76(m): 6:21pm On Nov 28, 2013
mayorall: And what's that sir.
Your "got some tutor and enlightment about customs duties" ...At least share with us,let us arm ourselves with the info for future transactions.
BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by chux76(m): 10:51pm On Nov 27, 2013
It seems Mayor is intentionally dodging the request I posed to him. That's just unfair.
BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by chux76(m): 7:42pm On Nov 27, 2013
mayorall: Lols. Thanks boss. Our tab is now available but already at lagos for house warming, went to DHL office yesterday to deliver to me in Lagos, they said they are shipping to Osogbo since I dont have national ID card, I para, I show, I shout for 2 hours nothing happened. Just dont wanna waste my money to airport and I used the opportunity to see their custom, got some tutor and enlightment about customs duties. Nice doing business with you boss. Thanks for the trust and may God help our relationships. Oga mi soyedele and you too.
Bro..can you share the "got some tutor and enlightment about customs duties" line? We would be glad to learn how to defend ourselves from DHL/Customs sharks waiting to devour our profits.
PhonesRe: What Phone Are You Currently Using? by chux76(m): 11:29pm On Nov 26, 2013
Nokia Torch 5
FoodRe: Dont Peel-off Yam Skin Before Cooking, Dietician Advises by chux76(m): 4:49pm On Nov 26, 2013
If I hear
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 4 For Sale... 30k by chux76(m): 12:03pm On Nov 25, 2013
Is it brand new or used?
Technology MarketWireless Mouse For SALE!!! by chux76(op): 10:32pm On Nov 24, 2013
I got 200pcs of this slim wireless mouse coming in next week. 3 Colors( Black,White and Red)
Retail price : 2K
Wholesale price: 1.7k

Holla @ Me if you need one or many grin grin grin

08056715350

PoliticsRe: Thabo Mbeki’s Verdict On Nigerians by chux76(op): 9:24pm On Nov 24, 2013
The BIG QUESTION is this,what are we going to do about it? We need to come together as one voice,one people and not just speak out but DO SOMETHING about it,where lies the future of our unborn generation?? cry cry cry
PoliticsThabo Mbeki’s Verdict On Nigerians by chux76(op): 4:42pm On Nov 24, 2013
FORMER South African President, Thabo Mbeki’s contention that ordinary Nigerians deserve as much blame as the politicians for the leadership failure in the country provides a valid platform for the re-evaluation of citizens’ role in governance in Nigeria. According to the man who took over the mantle of leadership from the great Nelson Mandela, it is only the citizens themselves that can put a stop to bad leadership. We agree.

Democracy’s efficacy and legitimacy are predicated on an informed citizenry; without active and knowledgeable citizens, democratic representation remains empty; without vigilant, informed citizens, there is no check on potential tyranny. Mbeki’s position quickly brings to mind the statement credited to a French historian and political thinker, Alexis de Tocqueville, that “in a democracy, the people get the government they deserve.” Given his background as an activist and freedom fighter, whose struggles helped to bring down the obnoxious apartheid system in his country, Mbeki certainly knows what it takes to put a government under pressure and compel it to do the bidding of the people, in whom lies ultimate sovereignty. This civic political culture is lacking in Nigeria at present.

But recent events in the Arab world, known as the Arab Spring, have clearly demonstrated what the people can do with power when they realise that it belongs to them, and is only held in trust on their behalf by politicians. Once the Arabs lost faith in the way they were being governed, they expressed their views very strongly and forced changes. The change of government that took place in Libya, Tunisia and Egypt was an inevitable capitulation to the will of the people, just in the same manner as the reforms that were introduced in Morocco.

This point has been made even more pointedly in Egypt where, after three decades of authoritarian rule, the government of Hosni Mubarak was unceremoniously brought to an end. Notably too, even his successor, Mohammed Morsi, was swept away in a gale of protests, barely a year after assuming office as the first democratically elected president of the country. To achieve this, the people were ready to put their lives on the line, confronting security agents and defying live bullets.

Unfortunately, here in Nigeria, nobody wants to put his life on the line. Apathy by the civil populace has meekly handed politicians and political office holders the freedom to steal the country blind and squander its resources in a manner, perhaps, unheard of in the annals of the country. It is difficult to think of a country where over N2 trillion spent in the name of subsidy has not been properly accounted for; yet, nobody is behind bars two years after. It is unimaginable that in a country that professes the rule of law, billions of naira belonging to pensioners could vanish into thin air and nobody is made to account for it.

Indeed, it is still difficult to fathom how over 100 security agents could be murdered in cold blood while on official duty and the killers still prance around unmolested. It is perhaps only in Nigeria that a minister would authorise the purchase of two extra cars, apart from her other official vehicles, for N255 million. To think that this is happening at a time when a minister was given the boot in Ghana for merely expressing her desire to acquire up to $1 million through politics only reinforces the extent to which Nigerians are docile and satisfied with the kind of government that they have. The Nigerian minister in question is still in office.

It is not just under the current government, governments in Nigeria have always acted as if they exist in a different planet and owe the electorate neither explanations for their actions, nor effective service delivery. Yet, when the time comes to make a change through the ballot box, it is either the same villains are returned to power or they rig themselves back, regardless of what the ballot says.

In Nigeria, it appears nothing can provoke the people into demanding accountability from political office holders. Things that would jolt a government in any other clime go unnoticed in the country. For instance, how does one explain the continued deterioration in the quality of infrastructure amidst an endless flow of money from the sale of crude oil? How can the decline in the quality of education and health care delivery be explained in view of the amount that accrues to the country from the crude oil sale? It is in this same country that a government came to office when the price of oil was $18 per barrel was able to pay off the country’s debt of over $30 billion and saved over $50 billion in foreign reserves and more than $20 billion in Excess Crude Account. But the country is now accumulating debts, even when the price of oil in the international market has remained largely above $100 pb in the past six years. Yet, Nigerians are not asking questions and are so enfeebled that their views, when expressed, don’t count.

A major factor has been the role of ethnicity and religion in the way people perceive issues in the country. Once a person offends the law and is about to be brought to justice, there will be shameless protests from his kith and kin, claiming victimisation on account of the person’s ethnic origin. This blackmail has worked in many cases, including the corruption case of a former Delta State Governor, James Ibori, and it is currently being put to test in the ongoing bulletproof cars purchase scandal involving the Minister of Aviation, Stella Oduah.

Making democracy work, says the National Democratic Institute, a United States-based non-profit organisation, requires informed and active citizens who understand how to voice their interests, act collectively and hold public officials accountable. Democracy’s credibility and sustainability depends, to an important degree, on how it works in practice, and on what it delivers. As Mbeki puts it, bad governments thrive in Nigeria, or elsewhere for that matter, because “the leadership does not feel pressure from the people.” It therefore follows that if Nigerians desire the dividends of democracy, they will have to fight for it. They must decide whether to continue with the way they are being governed or become active in demanding transparency and accountability from government.
http://www.punchng.com/editorial/mbekis-damning-verdict-on-nigerians/

Nairaland GeneralRe: A Corporate Beggar At Ikorodu Road (picture) by chux76(m): 11:26am On Nov 21, 2013
Lilimax: grin grin
Some of them may have genuine reasons undecided.

I remembered some years a go while I was still I the university,I was robbed of my bag around
Mile 2 bustop in Lagos. All the money with me was in the bag.

I turned to a semi-beggar that day just for me to raise a transport fare back home.
Trust Lagosians, no help was forth coming wink
I was later rescued by one gentleman.

It was not a good experience at all... sad
Did this happen sometime btw 2001 and 2003 or later not too sure of the year though?
Was it at Mile 2 bus-stop btw the hrs of 8pm and after?
Was it at Mile 2 Oke...the other end where buses going to Orile pick up passengers??

Having nostalgic feelings here....I was that gentleman that rescued you.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Replies Critics On Empty Seats At His Abuja Show by chux76(m): 5:07pm On Oct 21, 2013
Vivly: Your photo Album?
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Technology MarketRe: Pre-order your Technologies From USA and Canada Few days deliv by chux76(m): 3:16am On Oct 21, 2013
Can you bid and buy an LED TV for me? I am looking to get either a clean used 39" or 42" LG or SONY LED TV, and my budget is between 50-55k.
Technology MarketRe: . by chux76(m): 3:07am On Oct 21, 2013
Can you bid and buy an LED TV for me? I am looking to get either a used clean 39" or 42" LG or SONY LED TV, and my budget is between 50-55k.
Jokes EtcIf Animals And Insects Were On Facebook by chux76(op): 4:23pm On Oct 20, 2013
If animals and insects were on Facebook...We'll be having posts and comments like......

1. MOSQUITO's WALL POST:
Finally PHCN don off light,Blood sucking things
COMMENTS:
(a) Bleep up, dey don on gen for my end
(b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My people don fleet house

2. DOG's WALL POST:
Na wa oh.....
I never even stay reach 5mins All these Calabar people don dey eye me..*Ghost mode activated,Them no go see me*,Escaping things on my mind
COMMENTS: My neighbor na Calabar too,The man eyes no good for where dogs dey...I go bite am soon

3. RAT's WALL POST:
Omo na die I dey oh...No food for my master kitchen,Na them books go hear am nah,dem think say I come them house to watch TV abi?
COMMENT: Your master stingy, disown am jor...

4. CHICKEN's WALL POST:
On the 1st of December,I'll be traveling for one month,If you need my attention,Enter bush I no fit shout..All these xtians no be em at all
COMMENT: No be only you oh,I dey migrate too

5. HE-GOAT's WALL POST:
Heat mood activated,Any she-goat online for sex chat?
COMMENTS:
(a) She-goat. @He-goat you're a capital BIG fool
(b) He-goat. @She-goat, pretender,as if you no dey feel Hot,Carry your smelling backside comot for post joor!!mtchewww!!

6. COCK's WALL POST:
All these hen go dey run like say dey no wan do,But if you catch them,dem go bend quickly set for doggy style.
COMMENT: Your own better nah, you dey catch them,the ones for my area na fast and furious,I don pursue tire....

7. RAM WALL POST:
As Sallah don finish so na happy I happy,Na church I run to,Na blood of Jesus I take cover myself....
PoliticsRe: Mile 2-lagos Badagry Expressway Closed For Reconstruction by chux76(m): 1:04pm On Oct 20, 2013
phil5: Na the light rail be dathuh
Beats me too
SportsDid Sir Alex Ferguson Set Moyes Up For Failure? by chux76(op): 12:26pm On Oct 20, 2013
David Moyes took on one of the hardest jobs in football when he succeeded Sir Alex Ferguson at Manchester United.
But the job wasn't just tough because he had to follow one of the most success managers in sport.
No, it was because Ferguson was departing Old Trafford just before a major cycle of transition in the team started.
Ferguson deserved to go out on a high and by winning the Premier League last season he did. His decision to leave was surely influenced by the fact that the ageing Manchester United team he built was at it's peak, ready to decline.
Moyes knew it.
He desperately flashed the cash in the summer in the hope of signing some major stars to plug gaps. He failed.
The Manchester United midfield still craves a creative force. The defence needs young blood and a lot of deadwood needs clearing out.
Did Ferguson take one look at this mess and decided he didn't want to commit to a tough couple of season's struggling to compete with the re-emerging forces of Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester City? And was his decision to choose Moyes as his replacement ill-judged?
We know Moyes' managerial style is that of a slow-burner. His patient manner saw Everton slowly but surely rise up through the Premier League before they peaked by making the top four.
With the right funds they could have gone further, but no amount of money would have seen them get there quicker - smash-bang-wallop team building just isn't Moyes' thing.
That style would have fitted Manchester Unite perfectly as they crave the long-term stability Ferguson brought, but only if he inherited a team that could have given him five years without any major outgoings.
But in five years time you can expect Robin van Persie, Rio Ferdinand, Ryan Giggs and Nemanja Vidic to all be retired. These are key players that need potentially over £100m in transfer fees to replace.
Moyes simply doesn't have the reputation to tempt big stars to Old Trafford- at least not yet. He struggled in the summer with Cesc Fabregas and Thiago Alcantara both rejecting his advances.
Five years of trophy winning would have built the necessary reputation but he now faces a struggle to bring in stars without credible experience of managing a winning team.
If Manchester United fail to win a trophy this season it will see the start of a vicious cycle where Manchester United's reputation declines and more and more players opt for other clubs.
A manager with a big reputation, known for making big changes early on in his managerial reign would have been a better stop gap to carry United through what was always going to be a difficult period for the club.
Maybe Ferguson should have given United a few more years, building a young, talented team that Moyes could take forward. But he has made his bed and, unfortunately, it is Moyes who has to lie in it.

http://www.givemesport.com/392362-did-sir-alex-ferguson-set-moyes-up-for-failure?tg=%2f
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Cardiff City. (4 - 1) On 19 Oct 2013 by chux76(m): 4:39pm On Oct 19, 2013
eaglechild: CHELSHIT
Crappy club
I said it.
I hope you are sticking this post up your rectum now. Buzu!!
Jokes EtcAmerican Thinks He's Smarter Than A Nigerian by chux76(op): 12:28am On Oct 17, 2013
An American and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The American is thinking that Nigerians are so dumb that he can fool them easy. . . So he asks if the Nigerian would like to play a fun game. The Nigerian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The American persists and says that the game is a lot of fun.
'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, 'This catches the Nigerian's attention and to keep the American quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The American asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the moon?'
The Nigerian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the American.
Now, it's the Nigerian's turn. He asks the American, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The American uses his laptop, searches all the references he knows. He uses the air-phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of
Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes up the Nigerian and hands him $500. The Nigerian pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.
The American is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Nigerian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?' The Nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the American $5 and goes back to sleep.

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