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 Romance › Re: Need Advise:she Is 35 And Doesn't Even Have Toasters by chux76(m): 9:00am On Dec 25, 2014 |
KAYCEEJUNIOR:U need 2 take a chill pill bro, the OP's response 2 u wasnt in any way insulting,you read a wrong meaning to it. If you had taken d time 2 read her response you will understand. |
| Properties › Re: A Jungle In The City: Story Of A 500-room House Where Tenants Live As Prisoners by chux76(m): 1:30pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
1st I don't believe the rent (144K) and secondly,before you even pay for an apartment in Lagos or anywhere in the country, you first inspect the place. So how come the tenant in the article claims ignorance of what he was paying for? With 144k you can get a good decent one room apartment in Lagos with change sef. Abeg..I don't believe this story jare!! |
| Family › A Chinese Hospital Is Tasing Men To Simulate The Pain Of Childbirth by chux76(op): 2:00am On Dec 11, 2014 |
[b] Soon-to-be dads in one Chinese province can now sign up for a new kind of childbirth preparation: free sessions in which they are literally shocked into understanding what their partners are about go through. In each session at Hangzhou Aima maternity hospital in China’s Shandong province, a nurse sends an electric current to a pad placed above the man’s abdomen. Over the course of five minutes, the strength of the current is gradually increased, causing the men to “writhe in agony,” according to a British TV report. The pain the men experience might not match what women endure, sometimes for hours, during childbirth, but it at least offers a taste. Reuters reports that while the majority of the men signing up are indeed expectant fathers, a few of them are just thrill-seekers looking for a shot of adrenaline. But even this odd, audacious bunch might be in over their heads. One man described the pain as feeling like his “heart and lungs were being ripped apart.” It’s a progressive move for the hospital to take, as men in China are typically not a part of the birthing process. Some hospitals don’t even allow them in the room while their partners are giving birth. For mothers, the video below may offer a bit of schadenfreude. [/b] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26783FMFWyo http://qz.com/300620/a-chinese-hospital-is-tasing-men-to-simulate-the-pain-of-childbirth/ |
| Technology Market › Re: Original San Disk USB Flash Drive 16BG. N2000 by chux76(m): 12:33am On Nov 20, 2014 |
Do you have a bigger capacity flash drive? say 32 or 64GB? |
| Events › Re: Abuja Carnival: FG Rejects Foreign Participation Over Ebola, Insecurity by chux76(m): 11:49am On Nov 19, 2014 |
[size=36pt]ONE OF THE BEST DECISIONS EVER TAKE BY THIS DUMB GOVERNMENT...SO SOMEONE HAS A FUNCTIONING BRAIN IN THIS PDP GOVERNMENT [/size] |
| Family › Saudi Husband Divorces Wife After She Fails To Reply To His Whatsapp Text Msgs by chux76(op): 8:27am On Nov 18, 2014 |
A Saudi husband has divorced his wife after she failed to reply to a WhatsApp text message. The man, who got married two years ago, sent the message from his office and waited for a response from his wife. But none came. Thinking something must be wrong, reported Emirates 24/7, he rushed home to find her watching television. When he asked her why she did not respond, she said she was busy chatting with friends on WhatsApp and wanted to reply later. He divorced her instantly, the report added. 'I sent her messages on Whatsapp and knew she had read them because of the latest update on the application but still she didn't answer me or acknowledged my messages,' he was quoted as saying by the Gulf News. The husband, in his 30s, said he was frustrated by his wife's seemingly endless interest in using her phone for chatting with friends and family. Source: dailymail.co.uk Whatsapp breaking marriages since...the blue icon inception |
| Culture › Bizarre Tradition Of A Tribe In Indonesia **viewers Discretion Advised** by chux76(op): 11:46am On Nov 15, 2014 |
Would you ever dig up the remains of a deceased loved one to clean their corpse, repair their coffin, and dress them in new clothes? I probably wouldn't either, but that's exactly what they do every few years in Toraja in South Sulawesi, Indonesia. I'm in awe of this people's dedication to their ancestors. Most people would be too upset or disgusted to be able to do such a thing, but these families show true love...even after death. Every few years the people of Toraja in South Sulawesi, Indonesia, dig up the bodies of their deceased ancestors. They do it for a ritual called Ma'nene, or The Ceremony of Cleaning Corpses. During the ceremony the dead are washed, groomed, and dressed in new clothes. What makes this corpse cleaning ceremony possible is that the bodies are not buried in the ground. Rather they are placed in a cave or carved stone grave. This makes it easier for villagers to access the bodies of their loved ones when the time comes. The origin of the ritual is based on the belief that the spirit of a dead person must return to their villages. During the ceremony, some relatives walk their bodies of their deceased loved ones around the province along straight lines. The corpses' coffins are also repaired during the ceremony. Even the bodies of children are exhumed and redressed during the ceremony. In Toraja society death rituals are more important than any other rituals including births and marriages. Hence why the corpse cleaning ceremony is such a big part of life there. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2745169/Zombie-chic-Indonesian-village-Toraja-s-bizarre-annual-ritual-Ceremony-Cleaning-Corpses-MaiNene.html
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| Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by chux76(m): 11:08am On Nov 03, 2014 |
LordReed:Thanks bro. I did as you advised and I could now access the contents of each folder,but the problem is when I try to view the files(pdf,word docs and some video files) I still get the access denied notice. I repeat same action as you advised on each file but I get either a file corrupt notice or file cannot be opened. |
| Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by chux76(m): 1:44am On Nov 03, 2014 |
Tech Gurus in the house I say a big hi to y'all. I appreciate the wonderful work you guys are doing here. I have a little problem. My Old laptop a HP Pavilion got bad so I had to sell it as scrap,but I kept back the hard drive. Now the problem is when I try to access some of the files(using an external hard disk case/connector) I am told I don't have permission to access most of the files,I know this is happening because the laptop was always password-ed as it is with Windows 7 and I didn't remove the password before the laptop got fried. Whenever I try to access some of the files(the most important ones at that) I am denied access. I can see the folder but when I click top open them,access is denied. Please how do I grant admin access so I can view the files and copy them to my new laptop. Thank you |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Queens Park Rangers (2 - 1) On 1st November 2014 by chux76(m): 9:30pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
Suarezilla:THE SAME 'INVINCIBLES' WE WALLOPED 2-NIL?? Bros wake up 4rm dt 'slumbering sleep'. 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: MTN YellowEleven Surprise For Nigerians by chux76(m): 1:36pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
irunobo2:ABEG PARK WELL |
| Business › It Would Take Bill Gates 218 Years To Spend All His Money...amazing!!! by chux76(op): 9:06am On Oct 31, 2014 |
At a spending rate of $1 million a day, most people would blow through their entire life savings in, well, a day. But for billionaire Bill Gates, it would take 218 years to spend his approximate $79 billion fortune at this rate, according to new research from Oxfam that was recently highlighted by The Guardian. That's about three Ferraris a day. It would take Mexico's Carlos Slim, the world's richest man, even longer at 220 years. Warren Buffett could get through his fortune slightly faster, but it would still take 169 years to clear his bank account. While few could keep up with these hypothetical spending patterns, more people than ever can call themselves billionaires these days. In fact, the number of billionaires in the world has more than doubled since the recession, rising from 793 in March 2009 to 1,645 in March 2014, Oxfam reports. And wealth proves to be the gift that keeps on giving — billionaires average a 5.3% return on wealth, compared to the 1.95% return rate for the ordinary person. This means Gates makes an approximate $11.5 million a day from interest. When comparing this extreme wealth to those on the other side of the economic spectrum, however, the report found some startling inequalities. Namely, the 85 richest people in the world have a combined net worth equal to the poorest half of the entire global population. But Gates and Buffett aren't looking for ways to idly blow cash. Rather, both billionaires are known for their charitable ways. Gates runs the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, which received nearly $3 billion from Buffett alone in 2014. http://www.businessinsider.com/years-for-bill-gates-to-spend-his-fortune-2014-10#ixzz3HhwOAl4l NA WA OOOO! God bless our hustle ooo!!
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| Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by chux76(m): 10:59am On Oct 28, 2014 |
LordReed:Tnx bro,you have been very helpful..More grease to your elbows. |
| Celebrities › Re: FG Needs $5b To Stabilise Economy – Okonjo-iweala by chux76(m): 10:30am On Oct 28, 2014 |
The .1bn$ would go a very looooooong way for me...Mummy NOI...biko wire me that offshoot. Nagode |
| Family › Re: Man Returns To Children He Abandoned For Eight Years (With Video) by chux76(m): 2:19am On Oct 28, 2014 |
[quote author= post=27501004]Hmmmm, life o life. Very happy for them ------------- Fellow Nairalanders, I have been a member of this forum for more than 8 years and one way I can benefit from it is for you guys to help patronize my blog at www..com ...Abeg, I have no where to run to -------------[/quote]For this passionate plea...consider me a frequent visitor to ur blog...but if its crap filled..I'm OUT!!! |
| Business › Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by chux76(m): 11:55am On Oct 24, 2014 |
This post was originally mine and I posted it here days ago...na wa ooo...Mods una partia na world class...anyways no prize for posts that make FP so no lele...I aint gonna go AY DEE style on y'all....  https://www.nairaland.com/1955938/types-people-meet-banking-hall |
| Jokes Etc › Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by chux76(op): 12:05am On Oct 19, 2014 |
TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANKING HALL 1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank, common pen they won't have. This people are very dangerous, once u lend them the pen, u might find it difficult to identify them, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells u "can i have ur pen" Believe me bros, that is the last time u will see that Pen (except if u are lucky). 2 - The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter the banking hall, even before taking d slips (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last on the queue and u hear them saying, I am at ur back. If care is not taken 8 people can tell u "I dey ur back", then at the end of the day, they cause Confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am, I was here before u blah blah) 3 - The No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the first come, first serve slogan, they are mouthed in the bank, immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager, he asks them to sit down and within 5mins they have completed their transactions while u still dey dere dey look like mumu for queue. (Diaris God oooo) 4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door, then u see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc. and yet the machine keeps shooting "pls go back" My bros next time come to bank naked, biko, it will allow u in... # LOL! 5 - The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them cancelling, tearing, squeezing and taking another one. To write common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario...CHAI!!! 6 - The pple from Another Planet: These people usually behave like dem no dey this world since 2 years, they will always be asking for today's date, even after telling them the correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire for these people. PLS WHICH NUMBER U FALL IN D ABOVE?? U must fall under one ooooooooo 2 Likes |
| Business › Re: How To Import Cheap And Superior Goods From China by chux76(m): 8:59am On Oct 16, 2014 |
Spit it out...How much is the ebook? |
| Jokes Etc › Jail Term by chux76(op): 11:57am On Oct 15, 2014 |
3 thieves were taken to court,and were found guilty. 1st man stole 1 sardine. The judge said 3yrs in prison cos there are 3 fishes inside 1 sardine. The 2nd man stole a tray of eggs, he got 30yrs in prison cos a tray of egg contains 30eggs  The 3rd guy collapsed. Do u know why? . . . . . . . He stole a bag of rice. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha A lovely day ahead NLers |
| NYSC › Re: Corps Member Allegedly Absconds With N2.3M Meant For 144 Corpers In Osun( Pix) by chux76(m): 10:12am On Oct 15, 2014 |
That Nicca is cheap. His brain's been riddled with POVERTY. Playing hide and seek with other eager-to-spill-blood-youths for a measly N2.5m?? Bro you high on cheap gbana,walahi 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: We’ll Return Nigeria’s $15m Soon – S-africa by chux76(m): 10:05am On Oct 15, 2014 |
Yeah yeah, they will return it after they have collected the ROI from where the monies where invested. Would you just allow a 'soft loan' go without doing some sharp smart business with it? |
| Celebrities › Re: Finally- Teebillz Opens Up On Marriage Crash Rumours by chux76(m): 10:03am On Oct 15, 2014 |
Its just a matter of time.. They are in DENIAL STAGE now |
| Jokes Etc › Show Your Intelligence...solve This Mystery!! by chux76(op): 2:10am On Oct 15, 2014 |
One cold night, David was in his house, sitting by the fire. All of a sudden a ball came crashing through his window, breaking it. David got up & looked out d window just in time to see three neighborhood kids run around the corner. Their names were Paul Kent, Mark Kent & John Kent. The next day David got a note on his door that read "? Kent broke your window" Now tell me,Which of the Kent brothers did it? |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Ignore Their Male Friends On Social Networks? by chux76(m): 7:30pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
Its seems HARDDON knocked MPREX outta this world into Jupiter....The babe is definitely still in COMA!! Come form ontop NL again. 9 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Ignore Their Male Friends On Social Networks? by chux76(m): 7:20pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
HARDDON:Now THIS IS THE ISH...The ULTIMATE KNOCKOUT PRAAAAAA!!!!! Bruv a million likes for you....Yeah some girls be acting J-Lo while they aint even Dumebi the village gurl. 4 Likes |
| Computers › Re: Save A Bro Frm Being Duped. Is He For Real. See Our Chat Screenshots (+PIC by chux76(m): 12:19pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
Someone's about to be a 'Maye' |
| Computers › Re: Watching Movies With Laptops by chux76(m): 12:08pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
As regards the battery life,that is so correct. Leaving the battery still plugged in after it is fully charged reduces the life span of the batter. My Lenovo Thinkpad T510 which I bought brand new over 3yrs ago had a battery life of 7hrs 20mins when I first bought it,fast forward 3yrs after,it barely last up to 30mins now even with battery stretch enabled. Cause: Since I bought the laptop,the only time I unplug is it when I move it around or take it out with me,since my work is mostly online,it is constantly plugged in,I also use an inverter so you can imagine that most times,there is always power going into the laptop,to make matters worse,I run the laptop,sometimes 3days at a stretch(not even shutting it down or putting it in hibernation when going to bed). Now the resultant cause,a near dead battery,and getting an original replacement now would set me back over 18k if I am to purchase directly from the manufacturers,so I'd say,unplug the laptop from the mains once the battery is fully charged and only reconnect when the level has dropped enough. My 2kobo though |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Would You Denounce Your Faith For 100 Million Naira? by chux76(m): 11:31am On Oct 14, 2014 |
Change the 'm' to a 'b' and I will give it a thought. |
| Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage As Pump Attendant At Forte Oil Station (Photos) by chux76(m): 6:53pm On Oct 13, 2014 |
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