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Mikebrown: it was inside a transparent pack rite?

Naaaa..its packaging is kinda red in color wit an African drum printed on d sachet...Good ol Bongo tea

Leebeedo: I need dat tea like mad,I can even pay 10k for a sachet. When I see the kids of these days taking Milo and getting happy over it,I just laugh. Just a sachet of Bongo Tea will throw the whole compound into an aroma filled sansation in those days

I can still perceive the aroma as I type..hmmmmm

[quote author=sayit_out1]...who is the guy taking us back to the good old days;
The days of
-village head master
- new masqurade (gregory, clarus, jegede) etc
-wili wili
-wild gess, war bus, green baret
-a man call snow
-the movie with the 2 bike police me[/quote]..they are called CHiPS..which means Chicago Patrol Service


Ol boy ur head dey dere

Seyixyz: Anoda fresh new lie..Guys,abeg make una add am 2 d endless list

Abeg help me tell her...the BIGGEST LIE OF EM ALL

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Will appreciate

Pls I need help on how to connect my tablet via WI-FI to my laptop.If I have to use connectify,could anyone pls post the settings here? Tnx

Pls I need help on how to connect my tablet via WI-FI to my laptop.If I have to use connectify,could anyone pls post the settings here? Tnx

anochuks08: At the post office, they showed me papers from customs, its the customs that put the charge on it and they said if i cant pay, i should write to head office in lagos so as to see if they can reduce the charge (dou dy said it wil take 2 to 3 weeks and that i should expect nothing less than 50k). I will stil go back tommorow to see whether there will be any new development. Thanks bro. I appreciate

At the post office,ask to see the customs department..then try and negotiate with them,make them see reason that the 58k would take away EVERY PROFIT from the products you brought in,God help you,that the HNIC(Head Niggy in Charge)is a reasonable fellow,you could get the custom fees cut down to a quarter of it,coz its within their jurisdiction to defray the fees/charges...that's how I get around here in the North,although I've had some tough times but I still get the fees cut down.
Anoint yourself n pray before going there..God works wonders u know

captainbraide: YOU GO WAIT TIRE OOOOOO!!!!! CAN THE BUYER SHOW HIS OWN PAST PERFORMANCES.WE SHOULD BE REALISTIC IN THIS BUSINESS.A LOT OF FUNNY PROCEDURES FROM BUYERS

Rightly said bro...Can the buyer show past performances?? Everybody asking for past performance and in the end the docs keeps flying over the internet.
@Meji..if you can show me past performances of your BUYER then we can deal..I have most of what you need to prove the CREDIBILITY of the seller I work with.
Tnx

Teacher: What is a baby lizard called?
Akpors: Lizzy baby

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A large construction site in the East requires large quantities of Stone chippings,size: three quarter(3 1/4)for immediate supplies. Its needed in 30Ton trucks and they need as much as you can supply. If you can arrange the chippings to be supplied,contact me asap.

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[quote author=mr.official2]Isn't that Face below? So why wasn't Blackface invited? As much as I thought 2Face and Blackface were really close than they were to Face.

LIFE! [/quote]That is not Tuface but his younger bro..formerly of the group Da Natives and his name is Hycent.

Griffint: E be like say dem no dey snatch ipad at Oron.

Naaaaa...they are too civilized 4 dt...unlike in Y land where it is IMPOSSIBLE to carry valuables to public events...

my Oga At The Top’ Saga, Charly Boy Opens Fire At Channel TV Personalities


It’s unfortunate, this article is coming in late. This is because I almost ignored the racket “ My Oga at the top” generated. However, because of some salient lessons in the whole joke, I have decided to hit you with this.

Even though, my ways may be very different from yours, I still believe we must be objective in our analysis, judgment, and conclusion about others. The NSCDC Commandant, Mr. Shem’s experience in the hands of Nigerians and the Channel TV personalities cannot be too different from what many of us face on a daily bases. Some of us have been arbitrarily judged, smashed, squeezed, criticized, and battered for several years because we have failed to be who they want us to be. Different darts and missiles have been thrown at us because they chose to judge us from the first impression they conceived about us. What insult haven’t we received? They will try to judge you by the few words they hear from your mouth. When you use signs and symbols to communicate national issues, they misconstrue every bit of it as you are either tagged the head of Nigeria Illuminati, or they may even try to put your sexuality to question. However, we still love them, and still fight for them even when they don’t really understand why we are here. Some have not even realized the need to hold on to the reality that confronts them today, instead, they are committed to producing gunpowder for the celebration of individual blunder, and they swiftly push national blunder aside.

Yes, the NSCDC Commandant goofed, he failed to give the correct NSCDC website, he wanted his oga at the top to announce that personally, hence he couldn’t go ahead to announce it, as his oga may end up announcing another one later. At first, it appeared to me as if he didn’t understand the question until he got to the point of providing the URL of the website, and then we all laughed when he was unable to provide the web address as demanded. We all laughed at his little or no IT knowledge, and not really because he is not competent enough to do his job. We all laughed because he had displayed some level of confidence right from the beginning of the interview till the point he was to give the website details.

However, is it enough to have made it a trending topic on twitter and on other social sites for days? I must say that we have all failed by pushing aside the lesson and the message of the controversial interview. If you don’t know, the message is simple; there is a systemic failure. We have all failed our country. We have even failed to channel our heavy online presence towards a more positive direction. We have failed to understand that the entire system has no structure as it stands now. If that is not the case, why were we not intelligent enough to see beyond Mr. Shem’s failure and begin to reflect over leadership failure, using the social media platform? It has always remained this way, where only few of us can speak our minds in a country where mediocrity reigns supreme. We have failed to see how mediocre now flood the civil service , but all we are now looking at ,is just Mr. Shem’s blunder. Why

Members of staff in several organizations know little or nothing about their organization. They can’t even tell ‘categorically’ like Mr. Shem, whether they have an existing or functional website. How effective are various media units that are scattered across different Ministries in the country? NSCDC should even thank God that it was Mr. Shem who failed, and not their media unit, because such would have been possible. I know that majority of Nigerians that work in the civil service are not up to date with the internet social world, as they believe in doing things the old way. You won’t even blame Mr. Shem for not being able to give the correct web address or not being able to add dot.com, because the NSCDC Website, prior to the controversy was almost dormant. How would you expect one to know a website that doesn’t exist or non-functional?

But my pain is simply that we have all failed to tackle the most pressing issues of the day, falling into the trap and deception of the phrase “My oga at the top”. We have been so deceived and then became so careless about our safety, laughing hysterically; with our eyes gazed at “My Oga at the top” until the dreaded Boko Haram found a way to shoot us with their arrows. We laughed until we forgot that we have urgent national issues to address, and the faceless ones hit us hard again in the city of Kano. What a shame!

While we were busy gossiping, creating cartoons, producing T. Shirts, and cooking beats in the studio to ridicule just a single individual, we lost millions of naira at the Murtula Mohammed Airport, Lagos to some armed men who stormed the airport, harassing both Nigerians and foreigners. I heard they had a swell moment at the airport. You can’t just imagine that armed robbers could succeed even in an International Airport. Where is safe then? “Yet, we were busy with My oga at the top”

While we took the joke to another level, the Boko Haram militants also saw our weaknesses and carefree attitude, and they hit us hard, killing well over 60 people in the Kano bomb attack. They beat all security apparatus in place in the volatile city, because, we refused to watch our back as we were laughing at “ My Oga at the top”

In our usual carelessness, when some people were demanding for amnesty for some faceless people, we kept mummed, because we were only interested in “Oga at the top.” We refused to ask questions on why some people should be advocating for this group.

As good, committed, and patriotic citizens, couldn’t we have embarked on a campaign against violence using the social media platform for that purpose? How many of us are willing to laugh at some of the ogas in the North who have sold the future of our children in the name of leadership tussle? How many of us have been able to tell the Northern leaders that they have failed their people for giving some terrorists the supports they really do not deserve? Yet, we still talk about “My Oga at the top”

These are no time for such jokes as we have better and serious issues to address as Nigerian youth and children. Enough of this “My oga at the top” Stop the rubbish now! Let’s ask them some questions on why we must continue to bury our ourselves.
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Nigeria spends an average of N41.41 billion on champagne yearly, according to a report by Euromonitor International.
The report indicates that Nigeria is the second fastest growing market in the world for champagne, noting that between 2006 and 2011, it achieved a compound annual growth of 22 percent.
Total champagne consumption reached 752,879 bottles (75cl) in 2011, higher than consumption in Russia and Mexico; therefore, placing Nigeria among the top 20 champagne markets in the world.
In 2010, Nigeria consumed about 593,000 bottles, the highest consumption in Africa. The closest to this figure was South Africa, another country that has been identified as an emerging market for luxury goods, in addition to Nigeria. South Africa’s champagne consumption was 384,000 bottles in 2010.
“Nigerian champagne consumption is quite big,’’ says Charles Armand de Belenet, global marketing and communications director, at Pernod’s GH Mumm and Perrier Jouet Champagne brands, saying “we are building our network here and it is one of the most attractive places for us at the moment.”
It took the European markets by surprise that Nigeria could rank that high in global champagne consumption. Looking at the list of the markets expected to post the strongest gains in total champagne volumes over 2011-2016, France tops the list followed by United Kingdom. Brazil and China are not missing out so are the United States and the upbeat Australian market.
“However, what did come as a surprise was Nigeria’s second place in these global rankings,” says Spiros Malandrakis, senior alcoholic drinks analyst at Euromonitor International, in a keynote presentation at the 2012 Champagne Assembly held in London.
“And the audience’s disbelief was palpable. No-one challenged the data directly and yet many seemed to politely take it with a grain of salt – if only in the light of the dominant, overoptimistic analytical perspective that sees the European debt-crisis saga coming to a happy ending by the end of 2012. Why bother with Nigeria anyway if Europe was about to start popping bottles again in the immediate future?” he says.
Be that as it may, Nigeria’s place in the global consumer market for champagne may have come to stay. The Rose varietals and vintage have been in demand in Nigeria, hence, analysts believe this will increasingly inform the industry direction in 2013.
A visit to the Tiamiyu Savage office of Ekulo Wine World shows that a bottle of Rose champagne is sold for N77, 000, while Demi-set brand is N55, 000 per bottle. Krug and Crystal brands fall among the most expensive, with a bottle going for N165,000 and N275,000 respectively.
It is not only European wine producers that are looking into the Nigerian market, distillers from South Africa are also catching in. Wines of South Africa (WOSA), an association of South Africa’s wine exporters, has also seen Nigeria as a promising market.
“Many of the global luxury brands have entered the Nigerian market,” Su Birch, CEO of WOSA, tells Euromonitor International, “and these include several famous-name spirits, as well as champagne brands whose products are being welcomed by the country’s affluent consumers. We know anecdotally from a number of South African producers that there is a robust appetite for premium wines.”
According to the Euromonitor International data, wine consumption in Nigeria grew from 18.8 million litres in 2006 to 44.3 million litres in 2011. This is expected to increase by 80.4 percent, that is, 79.9 million litres by 2016.
Rasheed Gbadamosi, a former economic adviser, says the Nigerian wine industry can blossom even though grapes are not grown in the country. For him, it is not about production of alcoholic wines, fruit wines can be manufactured locally.
“Grapes are not grown here, but they can be imported. If those distillers can penetrate the Nigerian market then we must begin to look at ourselves rather than what others are doing,” he notes.

Source: http://businessnews.com.ng/2013/03/22/nigeria-emerges-second-fastest-market-for-champagne-spends-n41billion-annually/