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Bro..to be frank with you I can only talk about where I have stayed and where I am still living at present. I was raised in Lagos,schooled in Benin and by virtue of my work then,I have traveled and lived in quite a few states,but right now I am settled in in Kaduna state. I moved over to Kaduna in 2009/2010 precisely and I must say I have never regretted it at all. I know how Kaduna works now..I totally know.

So far I have witnessed 2 crises in Kaduna state;The post-election crises and the last year's bombing of 2 churches which caused a reprisal attack by the Christian youths,which I must say was even deadlier than the post-election crises,but in these 2 scenario I have come to understand Kaduna very very very well.
The onus of the matter is that Kaduna presently is "divided" into 2: predominantly Muslim North aka Kaduna North and the predominantly Christian south aka Kaduna South,and I have lived in the South ever since I moved here,I stay in Sabo now.
As long as you live on the South,whenever "gbege" set you are SAFE,except in a situation where you are in the North when it happens,even at that,you can always still find your way to the southern part which will ALWAYS be a safe abode. There can never be an attack by FULANIS on Christians in the SOUTH...and I say NEVER because it would be suicidal for them,in fact the muslims that come to hustle in the southern part are always very mindful of their behavior. Those tales of gunmen attacking one village or the other is a rare occurrence in Kaduna state except you are living in the remote villages,which I know would not be.

Your company might be located in the Northern part,but I'll advise you get an accommodation in the southern part.
As far as safety is concerned I must say..Kaduna is a very safe place to stay.
Now for the social aspect of KD things,I must give you one advice...If care is not taken you will be carried away by the life here. Grooving in KD is very cheap,much much less compared to Lagos,and like I always tell my friends,the only thing we dey lack in KD na beach..then maybe those shows they organize in Lagos,aside that..KD ROCKS!!
Kaduna has lots n lots of hang-outs,as long as you get small change to spare,you can never have a dull moment in KD,very nice sweet spots that meets all your needs with little..I repeat..Little change...haba..na from experience I dey tell u so oh!!and coming from a guy who has grooved Lasgidi wella...I know wetin I dey talk.

As for Okpetu/Okpeke/Otepu/Babes levels...that is the tip of the iceberg,there are lots of SWEET SWEET gals in Croc city and you know the best thing,them no dey chop or demand like Lag babes...I would have touched more on the chikala aspect but I no wan incur their wrath,another note of warning..better keep your Girl/Fiancee in Lag close to your heart or else...KD babes go make you forget her oh!!!

Food: Since I came to the North,I go to the market(Sabo Market) with 5k and my kitchen gets filled to the brim with assorted that would last me for up to 6-7weeks,(except when those otepus come calling,na dem dey finish my food.

Transportation: Let me summarize,imagine a trip from Orile bus-stop to First gate(Festac) on a motorbike costing just 60/70 naira depending on your negotiation powers,just imagine..that's why I tell them here that anyone who "flies" bike in Lag is considered a big boi..coz e no cheap..compared to KD where people prefer motorbikes to buses.

Accommodation: It used to be very cheap until the upsurge of movement of people from Kaduna North to Kaduna South and even people migrating from other distressed Northern states,but even at that with 120k-150k you can get a very decent "Room n Parlour self contained" as it is popularly called here or even a 2-Bedroom flat in some areas like Goni-gora.

To cut short my tirade...Kaduna is a very safe place to live in and I never see wetin go make me leave this state yet.

NUMEROLOGY...Odd facts

Date 23-4-13 (23+4+13)= 40 [4-0]
Bayern 4-0 barca

Date 24-4-13 (24+4+13)= 41 [4-1]
Dortmund 4-1 Madrid

Now do the numerology for today/2moro's match...My odds for R.Madrid qualifying are One to four,with these possible scorelines:
N.B: Madrid is playing @home
4-7
6-7
4-0(The only positive odd for Madrid)
1-3

Lets see how it finishes.

Farting in front of my fiancee is a big game for me ..and same for her too...we are well relaxed with each other whenever the need arises. I was even the initiator of the whole "messing" thing and she caught on...so I say if u cant FART in-front of your BF/GF/Fiance/Fiancee then there is a big void in-btw the both of ya.

presegsADESIDA: Good day!
I have access to good stocks of viable kolanuts.
I'm in Osun State & where are you located.

I am presently in Kaduna state,but I guess we can still do business. You can call me or add me up lets chat more. Tnx

keemax: Kolanut price do fluctuate; supply and demand dictate it. Take a stroll to shagamu - sabo market precisly. Here, the natives sell in bits, usually in baskets, to Hausa who gather them to form enough bulk for export.
To have a favourable trade, partner with a native - preferably the elderly women. Make a deal with them, at a good price, let them do the gathering and preservation until you get enough required for export. They also know those that own bulk nuts at home.
Kolanut gets burnt if not preserved well, and this will translate into loss for you, so guide against it. Sort out burnt (black) nuts or make sure it is within the limit stipulated by the importer.
I hope this helps. I AM NOT A SUPPLIER SO DON'T CONTACT ME.

Lol..I like the "I AM NOT A SUPPLIER SO DON'T CONTACT ME" stance...very business-like but funny though. I appreciate your advice,it was very insightful. Tnx again for the info

I have a request from a company in the US for the supply of Kola nuts. I need good prices from any reputable supplier who can supply in large quantities.
Contact me asap.

Chukwuma
08056715350
08168256541
collosalimage at yahoo dot com

does the code contain the smileys??

8K is my offer,can we deal?

R2bees: ur mama puci

It is evident your mama "shi't" u out with her 2 legs tightly clasped 2gether..dt accounts 4 d "No-brain" baby she effortlessly passed out as excreta...YOU.

Is the curve 3 very clean and in perfect working condition?? What accessories does it come with?
My offer is 9k?? Can we deal??

How much is your best price for a 16GB flash drive?

Ur fara left yaansshhhh dia!!

ciphoenix: maybe he's just looking for "unlimited sim" customers

Now Downloading: The Boondocks Season 3 1.3GB

Bro can I get the site where you downloaded the Boondocks full seasons..Tnx

eazzzy1: I'm a christian,and I got the joke.the three players did a miracle,but God's was d greatest..

You are the man @Eazzzy1..at least there is someone who REALLY understands the joke. Many of us so-called Christians are just hypocrites...Read between the lines and you would get d joke...Miracles that they performed but we tend to see it from the "Hypocritical angle" with a "bigotric" view. There is no diss in the joke,just showing their miracle capabilities.

[quote author=Ebestsms.com]The only way you can protect your idea is by TAKING ACTION IMMEDIATELY.[/quote]I don't want to be hasty but your advice is noted...will do that immediately

Manutd19: Are you even sure the idea is urs? Are you sure you didn't see it somewhere? Are you sure you are the only one with the idea?

As far as I am concerned the IDEA was conceived by me and not a replica of anyone's idea...but as we all know Nature drops ideas into everyone's head almost every sec so its who takes action(quoting Ebestsms) that reaps its benefits.

Gbengazzee: @ Chux76

Well thought of you. It is good to get your idea protected. I know a friend who is an Intellectual Property officer who can be of service if you wish. Its through him i got to know that ideas can be protected at the Nigeria Copyright Commission.

Pls shed more light on this Intellectual Property officer thang..I am very interested. Tnx

Francheezy: na 1 nairalander get diz panties

WTF!!!

Raymondfancy: Some say am handsome why some say am ugly,there are many occassion where girls said to me i appreciate ur finest is it true that am dat much handsome?what is ur views?

Nicca..U gay..wit all dem lipgloss and shanty background..U Getto-Gay

Lets see some real undies not stock fotos copied from the net.

@PasNet @sunnydayasaba
I really do appreciate your contribution. Its been helpful

I have a well thought-out and researched idea for a project I believe will be a hit and I am contemplating sending out proposals for sponsorship to Multinational companies and some International Organizations(WHO,UNDP,etc)with offices in Nigeria as well,but I want to protect this idea to avoid it being stolen or being coveted by any individual/organization.
I need advice on what to do...Tnx y'all

[quote author=Tek%kyboy]nairalanders pls ur advise for me is so much needed.pls wot business can i start with a #10-15k capital. Bt I HAVE no interest FOR ONLINE BIZ.[/quote]Have you tried Online Mini Importation? 10-15k is enough to start you up,visit this link for more info: https://www.nairaland.com/1116339/it-yourself-importation-guide-free

Wish you best of luck

If u don't get d joke...Go hit d sack

A young man was driving up a steep, winding and narrow mountain road. Going round a tight corner, he notices a woman driver who is coming in the opposite direction begin to lean out of her window. As they pass each other she yells at him - "PIG!!!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and screams back at her, "WITCH!!!"

Each continues on their way, and as the man rounds the next bend he crashes into a pig, right in the middle of the road...

If only men would listen.

Moses and Jesus were in a party playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green.

The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond.

On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."

maxibrainz: Can you quote were i posted that i have been using the MTN unlimited browsing for a year, i like this type of questions

maxibrainz: @Mockingbird i have been into this game of creating and configuring free browsing for 3years now for the past two years i used MTN sim to browse free and my MTN sim was not blocked and all the people i configured their MTN sim are still using their sim cards uptil today those stuff i did for people were cheats and MTN didnt block their sim or my sim, now this is MTN BIS and MTN 2HR plan browsing unlimitedly this are normal MTN bundle plan so i don't see any reason why mtn should block any sim just because it was not used with a BB, pls can someone check the dictionary and tell me the defination of hacking. Guys is upto you to choose as for me i migrated to Airtel due to their fast speed in my Area and i configured my Airtel sim to browse free for one year and that what am using now on both my phone and PC uptil today if you want to get the steps on how i did the Airtel one year free browsing you can send your request to my email which is maxibrainz55@gmail.com, take note the price is #1500 see you later guys let me go and complete my blog design

Does this answer your question??

maxibrainz: I created this thread to find a solution from guys here but couldn't get it then i went into research and found some solution, i also paid some guys who thought me the browsing settings am sharing and since then i have been browsing free on my laptop with different settings, tanx for your question my email still remains maxibrainz55@gmail.com for those who need the unlimited browsing settings am using

...and I bet this claim "I created this thread to find a solution from guys here but couldn't get it then i went into research and found some solution" is over a year since you claimed to have been using the Unlimited for about a year..Lol...Giddy up..Lol