Family › Re: The 21 Lies Our Parents Told Us While We Were Growing Up In Nigeria by ChybuzzDD(m): 5:05am On May 01, 2025 |
bukiah: No 10 is actually true How's that possible? |
Family › Re: The 21 Lies Our Parents Told Us While We Were Growing Up In Nigeria by ChybuzzDD(m): 5:00am On May 01, 2025 |
Kobojunkie: The eating of protein is good for you. You typically want to eat protein with each meal so you can get your daily protein intake at the end of the day. The average individual is expected to consume about 50 - 80g of protein each day, and if you check well, it is sometimes not easy unless you are intentional about it. Also, Protein is very much missing from the typical African diet.  You're always off the track. The guy was referring to the unwritten tradition of keeping meats for the last during meals in many Nigerian families, not whether protein is important or not. I still believe you could be a bot, anyway. |
Family › Re: The 21 Lies Our Parents Told Us While We Were Growing Up In Nigeria by ChybuzzDD(m): 4:56am On May 01, 2025 |
Wisewriter: Our parents filled our childhood with wild stories that made us scared of everything—from eating mangoes to looking in mirrors at night. These funny myths were their clever way of keeping us on track, and even now, we can’t help but laugh (and cringe) at how much we believed them. Despite the fact that this are not factual, most of us cant still try this practices even as we have grown to adulthood. For example our parent told us that whoever took soft drink like minerals after eating mango will die. Despite been fallacious, none of us had ever attempted to try it even as we have advanced to adulthood.
Here are the other 21 lies our parents told us
1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, you'll d!e.
2. You must throw your fallen tooth on the roof before it can grow back.
3. When you sing & wave to the egret birds, you'll get white spots on your fingernails.
4. If it is raining and there is sun at the same time, it means that a lion or monkey is giving birth.
5. India won Nigeria 99-1 in a football match.
6. When you bend and look back in between your legs, you'll see spirits.
7. A mother and her son breaking firewood in the Moon as punishment, because they went to the farm on a Sunday and the Moon carried them.
8. Don't wear ruber bands because it drains blood.
9. If you eat while kneeling, you will never get satisfied because the devīl will be taking some.
10. If you blow air inside a pencil sharpener, it won't sharpen pencils anymore.
11. If anyone jumps or crosses you while you're sitting or lying down on the floor, you will never grow tall again until the person repeats the process.
12. If your parents send you on an errand and you came back late, to escape floggīng or punishment, you need to tie together certain leaves in the bush.
13. If you come to school late, in order not to feel pains during flogging, you need to put a stone in your mouth.
14. When you swallow a seed, especially African star apple seeds (Udara), it will germinate and grow in your stomach.
15. The coconut water is only for the elders.
16. As a young girl, if a boy touches you, it'll result to pregnancy.
17. If you whistle at night, you're calling the evīl spirits and serpents.
18. If someone bites you while fighting and you rub a fowl faeces on it, the person's teeths will fall off.
19. If you sweep the room late in the night, all your blessings will go away.
20. If you look at the mirror at night, you'll see a ghost.
21. If you eat Turkey's meat without burying the head, it will turn to a snake.  Olboy, you tried remembering all these things oo. But most were told by elder siblings, cousins, neighbours, friends, school mates, etc, and not exactly by our parents. The only thing is the parents never refuted them even when they heard them. |
Food › Re: Titus: How Did This Fish Move From 400 Naira To 4000 Naira Per Kilo? by ChybuzzDD(m): 2:46pm On Apr 30, 2025 |
kokoA: Let's tell ourselves the truth, we have been having a cosmetic economy before Tinubu, though I still don't completely agree with some of his policies and the inhumane posture of his administration but what we have now is the true reflection of how bad our economy was/is, the true value of our naira is what we have now and for a country like ours that depends 90 percent on importation except you want to be mischievous you'd agree with me that commodity prices will skyrocket as local currency loose value. What we should focus on his how to turn things around in the shortest possible time which I've not really seen any clear plan this government has to do so. Y.eye excuses as usual. Is Nigeria the only African country that depends on importation?? |
Celebrities › Re: Peller : I Don’t Like To See My Family, I Don’t Miss Them. (video) by ChybuzzDD(m): 12:12pm On Apr 30, 2025 |
utenwuson: We are all forced to watch this boy video on our timeline against our wish...... Don't even know what he does to entertain an adult You and who are being forced to watch him, abeg? I don't even know that little boy and don't care to know him |
Celebrities › Re: Peller : I Don’t Like To See My Family, I Don’t Miss Them. (video) by ChybuzzDD(m): 12:09pm On Apr 30, 2025 |
Nahunger:

People Nigerian call celebrities. Na GenZs dey see those ra.ts as celebrities. |
Crime › Re: Kano Hisbah Demolishes “healing Water” Site by ChybuzzDD(m): 8:27am On Apr 30, 2025 |
nurusystem: ok what is crusade? The crusaders came to recover territories captured and occupied by the muslims during their Islamic conquests. Problem is you guys don't read history. |
Education › Re: Would You Pay ₦1.3 Million For Pre-Kindergarten? (Photo) by ChybuzzDD(m): 7:27am On Apr 30, 2025 |
dmangodwin: The share button is a polite opposite of like (Dislike). How exactly? |
Education › Re: Would You Pay ₦1.3 Million For Pre-Kindergarten? (Photo) by ChybuzzDD(m): 7:23am On Apr 30, 2025 |
richmond500: 1.3m? Let me understand first, it is that from kindergarten, the child will go NYSC direct?
Cos I no understand why I'll pay 1.3m for kindergarten  |
Politics › Re: COAS Vows Tough Offensive As Boko Haram Kills 40 In Borno by ChybuzzDD(m): 5:25am On Apr 30, 2025 |
adenigga: Verb past participle of be. All the fries have been eaten./b]
[b]Noun being
A living creature. ▼ show The state or fact of existence, consciousness, or life, or something in such a state. ▼ show (philosophy) That which has actuality (materially or in concept). (philosophy) One's basic nature, or the qualities thereof; essence or personality.
Please, can you juxtapose the two words and draw your conclusion objectively. ''People are being slaughtered like chickens''Are you trying to prove that the 'being' used in the above sentence is wrong?? Nawaoo. Which school did you attend, please  |
Politics › Re: COAS Vows Tough Offensive As Boko Haram Kills 40 In Borno by ChybuzzDD(m): 5:19am On Apr 30, 2025 |
Sonofgod1990:
Been not being You're wrong. ''Being'' is correct in that sentence |
Properties › Re: Building Construction Of 8 Flats Of 3 Bedrooms + Basement At Onitsha by ChybuzzDD(m): 3:30pm On Apr 29, 2025 |
spyder880: No, the work is still ongoing. The roofing is the next stage of work planned. Alright, well done. |
Politics › Re: See The First Person That Started Kidnapping In Nigeria (photo) by ChybuzzDD(m): 2:35pm On Apr 29, 2025 |
dynicks: You even getting me angry the more....Who told u that GENzs read?....they don't bro.....They just believe and go with what they see and what they are told!!.........That's why it's very tiring to argue with them when it comes to history....  |
Politics › Re: See The First Person That Started Kidnapping In Nigeria (photo) by ChybuzzDD(m): 12:21pm On Apr 29, 2025 |
Firebox123: if they arrest you for this fake news now
Igbo people will be wailing their tails unnecessary on this thread These GenZs who start reading history from 2000 are parts of the problems of Nigeria |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian MP Blames Israel For Deadly Bandar Abbas Port Explosion by ChybuzzDD(m): 12:13pm On Apr 29, 2025 |
SmartyPants: By reporting what an Iranian mp said? Give your head a wobble sir. Seems some things might be loose up there. He has slammed all his neurons into oblivion while pra.ying 5x per day. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian MP Blames Israel For Deadly Bandar Abbas Port Explosion by ChybuzzDD(m): 12:12pm On Apr 29, 2025 |
elfico: Looks like Nairaland has become the propaganda mouthpiece for the Israeli government. For the Israeli government or for Iran? How's the news in favour of Israel  |
Family › Re: Unfriendly Neighbours: Narrate Your Worst Experiences Living Close To Them by ChybuzzDD(m): 8:47am On Apr 29, 2025 |
essentialone1: Living with unfriendly neighbors can be challenging and stressful. Some common issues people face include: - Noise complaints: Excessive noise or disputes over noise levels can create tension. - Boundary disputes: Conflicts over property lines, shared spaces, or encroaching vegetation can be frustrating. - Lack of respect: Neighbors who disregard personal space or property can make living situations uncomfortable.
If you're experiencing difficulties with your neighbors, it might be helpful to: - Communicate openly: Try to address issues directly and respectfully with your neighbors. - Seek mediation: If direct communication doesn't work, consider seeking mediation from a neutral third party. - Document incidents: Keep a record of incidents, including dates, times, and details of what happened. ChatGPT boy |
Phones › Re: What Is The Best Age For A Girl To Get A Phone? by ChybuzzDD(m): 4:56am On Apr 29, 2025 |
CoronaVirusPro: You want to give them laptops but no phone 🤣🤣🤣
They will do everything a phone can do on laptop. A laptop will be much easier to monitor. |
Phones › Re: What Is The Best Age For A Girl To Get A Phone? by ChybuzzDD(m): 4:54am On Apr 29, 2025 |
xpressionx: My 3yr old daughter already has iphone 12 pro max(my wife's former phone). But her mother monitor's it. Why phone instead of kid's tablet? |
Education › Re: Am Tired Of School Honestly by ChybuzzDD(m): 2:42am On Apr 29, 2025 |
bernardluccky: The truth is that, when I finish NID form that maritime academy and discover that the school has no certificate I told my dad that I want to learn a programing skill but my dad friend insist I write jamb again and go for computer science instead and my parents agreed.
The only mistake I made is that I did not think about it I just accept because I believe everything they say is for my betterment. You can learn the programming while still continuing with your education. The certificate might become useful in the future if you want to travel out. |
Properties › Re: 50 Years Guaranteed Stone Coated Roofing Sheets by ChybuzzDD(m): 2:30pm On Apr 28, 2025 |
chizagi: This is the price in our office here in Lagos, but in our office at Enugu its 6400 per square meter. Ok |
Family › Re: Mother Inlaw Selling OGOGORO (dry Gin) by ChybuzzDD(m): 1:40pm On Apr 28, 2025 |
Toymax88: U understand my plight
They are not in any school in IBADAN, they are now SALES REPS in her OGOGORO shop  |
Family › Re: Mother Inlaw Selling OGOGORO (dry Gin) by ChybuzzDD(m): 1:39pm On Apr 28, 2025 |
illicit: Do you have a problem with people who sell ogogoro, that's what the woman who raised your wife sells, and now she is raising your kids...
Why are you worried? The woman sells 'ILLICIT' gin  |
Crime › Re: Dr. Akintunde Bowden Shot Dead By Neighbor During Dispute Over Loud Music by ChybuzzDD(m): 1:16pm On Apr 28, 2025 |
franchasng: But why attempt breaking her door with a leg kick knowing that most people in America own a gun and are always eager to use it at any slightest provocation? This is really sad, sometimes it pays to be patient. Just like that a great and promising man got wasted in a foreign land, God abeg oh  No one can really tell if she's saying the truth or lying to save her head |
Properties › Re: Building Construction Of 8 Flats Of 3 Bedrooms + Basement At Onitsha by ChybuzzDD(m): 11:33am On Apr 28, 2025 |
Seems the work is on hold? |
Properties › Re: 50 Years Guaranteed Stone Coated Roofing Sheets by ChybuzzDD(m): 11:31am On Apr 28, 2025 |
chizagi: Black color shingle: 5400 per square meter Other colors shingles: 5500 per square meter 50 years guaranteed quality. made in New Zealand That's cool. Looks like it came down from last year's price. You have office at Enugu? |
Properties › Re: 50 Years Guaranteed Stone Coated Roofing Sheets by ChybuzzDD(m): 11:25am On Apr 28, 2025 |
chizagi: top quality stone coated roof How much is Shingles now per sqm? |
Education › Re: Am Tired Of School Honestly by ChybuzzDD(m): 8:54am On Apr 28, 2025 |
bernardluccky: At this present stage I no fit read book enter head. This is why the so-called friends were able to easily influence you. You were never interested in schooling in the first place. |
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Nairaland General › Re: You Can Now Block People On Nairaland (for A Time) by ChybuzzDD(m): 5:21am On Apr 28, 2025 |
mannobi: I am blocking all unpatriotic elements. Anyone who refer to our fatherland as zoo will be placed inside the trash can for life. Hypocritical, fake, emergency lovers of Nigeria! How much love did you have for this same Nigeria when GEJ was there  Your fake love will still whittle away once your kinsman leaves the throne. |
Health › Re: What can make someone unable to talk and walk within 24hrs by ChybuzzDD(m): 12:25pm On Apr 27, 2025 |
Fineman2: There's a traditional angle to this problem, her own mother died two years ago and going by our tradition, a woman cannot inherit or take anything from her mom when she dies, except the one given to her willingly when her mom is still alive.
My mum collected some money from the property of her late Mom that was sold, just a little money, she handed it to my brother to keep it, but we've returned it since last week, it is a complicated issue, she actually wanted to use the money for the cleansing of her late mom's remaining property
Is my grandmother behind what is happening? This is superstitious bullshit. Inheriting things from her mother is normal and doesn't have anything to do with her current illness. If you believe it's spiritual, why is/was her BP high? |