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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija All-Star Finale (Live Show & Winner's Announcement) by chymes0359(m): 7:08pm On Oct 01, 2023
Cross really need this money ..

Make him win this time ..
PhonesRe: What Phone Is Best For 170k Budget? by chymes0359(m): 9:37pm On Sep 17, 2023
MasterShifu010:
Android generally is not secure , wether Samsung or redmi ….do you know that google tracks all your activities across all apps ?…
Ask yourself , who owns android ?…🤔
To the pint oga ..

The one you are using is not tracked abi

and it's owned by alien righ?
PhonesRe: What Phone Is Best For 170k Budget? by chymes0359(m): 5:45am On Aug 08, 2023
MasterShifu010:
iPhone is more secure ..
Which one is not secure
PhonesRe: What Phone Is Best For 170k Budget? by chymes0359(m): 11:57pm On Jul 30, 2023
MasterShifu010:
God know say I no fit use 170k buy transsion phones
Hahahahaha

God know say I fit Use iPhones

when there is
1) Samsung
2) Redmi
3) Xiaomi
4)Motorola Moto edge
5) Google Pixel
PhonesRe: What Phone Is Best For 170k Budget? by chymes0359(m): 11:50pm On Jul 30, 2023
BigDickProblems:
Kindly recommend a good phone for 170k

Pls no Tecno or Inrfinix. Thanks.
I recommend you use Redmi 11Pro and thank me later ..

Stay away from Transion phones (Infinix,Tecno,Gionee, Itel)
PoliticsRe: Some Tinubu Supporters in Nnewi Celebrate Presidential Election Result (Video) by chymes0359(m): 2:40am On Mar 01, 2023
menstrualpad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftkyUXAiXxo
Average Nnewi man can't be useless celebrating someone who is of no importance to their sociocultural ,economical importance.

Person go dey house in Ekiti and make some audio nnewi video to rob it off on Dim Emeka Ojukwu..
BusinessRe: How Much Of Old Naira Note Is With You by chymes0359(m): 12:14pm On Feb 20, 2023
I reside in Onitsha and a business man
I still have a stack cash of 873k in my safe.


Am not worried ..
TV/MoviesRe: Profile Of Phyna, Bbnaija Season 7 Housemate by chymes0359(m): 5:10pm On Jul 25, 2022
Female version of Phyno.

Lets she what she has for us..
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija Season 7 "Level UP" Meet The Contestants (Photos) by chymes0359(m): 10:13pm On Jul 23, 2022
The girl talking right now is a cow ..

i mean the Taraba girl..

She done dey display her hausa talent..
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Life Before Photoshop by chymes0359(m): 6:51pm On Jul 04, 2022
Una dey book space o
PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina: Only Wailers Are Complaining About Buhari's Successor Speech by chymes0359(m): 12:31pm On Jun 03, 2022
This man must be drinking Bubu urine for water..

The wailer see a foul play ahead and began to wail .
PoliticsRe: Take A Look At Ganduje's Face The Moment Tinubu Was Taking On PMB And Others by chymes0359(m): 12:16pm On Jun 03, 2022
This one Baba is helping like this ..

This is a clear sign that the rain is about to fall on APC chieftain, and he is about to be drenched with his Agbada!
BusinessRe: Share Your Loan Experience by chymes0359(m): 2:24pm On May 22, 2022
IyaTola:
Let me share my experience.
Last 3 months 3 persons close to me asked for soft loan, one promised to pay back after 2 weeks, another one promised to payback after 3 weeks, the other to pay by April ending. It was not easy but because their reasons looks genuine.
It is now the third weekend of May, none has paid back.
The one who promised April salary said he will pay when he collect salary. I am sure he has collected April salary.
The other who promised two weeks no longer chat or pick my calls.
The last the person said was that can't I dash him/her.

I have actually move on. Just that, they asked for loan and not gift. The painful thing is the one who is not talking to me.
I have lost money and a friend. If you lend money to a friend you either lose your money or friendship or both. In this case both are lost.
Summary: Never lend money you cannot forgo.
I WILL COME BACK TO THIS
PoliticsRe: South East Youths Organize Walk In Awka, Call On Nigerians To Support Bello by chymes0359(m): 11:08am On May 22, 2022
TotoGame:
When did this stuff happen in Anambra?

Lies from the pit of hell!
Me wey dey awka No see this match o.


Beside who is Yahya Bello??
PoliticsRe: Timeline Of APC's Attack On Jonathan by chymes0359(m): 11:54am On May 20, 2022
Nigerialabalaba:
Jonathan; a man wey dey owe people salaries for several months wey hin dey collect hin own no be good man.
a GCFR wey dey send soldiers go war front without bullets in dia guns na yeye evil GCFR. In short, Jonathan na bad and yeye clueless leader.
na dat horrible fantastically-corrupt Jonathan time we dey spend christmas and new year at petrol stations and every independence day na so so bomb blasts.
if u want make I continue abeg let me know
Always looking for cheap attention!

Sorry you don't got mine..

I bet you haven't eat ewedu and Amala in Months now..
PoliticsRe: Timeline Of APC's Attack On Jonathan by chymes0359(m):
I didn't care to read more of this bulls story..

What am concern is how to move this country from Consumption Economy to productive Economy.

APC and Lia Placing counter blame on previous adminstration to their down fall..

Every body is hungry and tired of all these shot at PDP.


On Peter Obi's mandate I stand.
Car TalkRe: Car Spotted Carrying Another Car On Nigerian Road (video) by chymes0359(m): 2:23pm On May 17, 2022
The voice behind the video is very hilarious!

Chai! my Belle o!
CelebritiesRe: Uche Odoputa's Father Kidnapped By Unknown Gunmen by chymes0359(m): 1:43pm On May 17, 2022
Am planning to relocate to east especially Onitsha, but with the happening here and there ..

Am having a cold feet on my plans.

The Incumbent state Governor should militarize the whole place with strong arm force and heavy artilary..

The miscreants have taken it to another level, one can't be home and be safe again..
I left Maidguri to Adamawa because of Boko Haram and herdmen, now thinking of coming home makes me feel that the Egypt is better than Home.
RomanceRe: Lady Shares Video Of Tired Boyfriend After Marathon Sex by chymes0359(m): 6:15am On May 17, 2022
So this is someone's daughter achievement in Life.

To the point bringing her dirt to Online.

End time Knacking..

If this guy now die Knacking this girl, How do he stand to his maker to say this is what killed me..
CelebritiesRe: Dababy Arrives Lagos, Fans Tell Him To "Hold His Phone Well" (Photos, Video) by chymes0359(m): 6:05am On May 17, 2022
hahaha

No be only Baby..

This guy wey dey always open teeth for Songz, wey I know no wetin him dey sing.

His songs are wired..

Like he is trying to mimic BustaRhymz
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N100k Job In Ibadan Or N200k Job In VI Lagos by chymes0359(m): 6:04pm On May 16, 2022
Idrismusty97:
You don't know Lagos and where this VI is. He can't even get a decent apartment with 3 months of the salary (600k), maybe one room in the island for 700k that's turns to swimming pool during the raining season or he goes to the mainland and rent for at least 300-400k. Transmuting 3rd mainland bridge with terrible traffic everyday, wakeup 4am and get back home 10pm only to repeat the same thing the next day. Not to talk of food, he dare not buy food in VI, one plate may go for 2-5k. How much remain for the salary? When he could just have peace of mind in Ibadan, 1 month salary is enough for a decent accomodation with less cost of living.
Look beyond the money My bro..
Lagos is so overrated, Go for Ibadan.
beside You just poured out my mind here ..
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Maqari On Deborah Samuel: Muslims Have Red Line That Must Not Be Crossed by chymes0359(m):
It's so unfortunate that some set of people practice a particular religion of peace and also having a red line instead of a white line(i.e Semblance of Peace) that violates moral jurisdiction and rationale in the name of integrity of a One Prophet.

There is a way to every conflicting problem, but no way to a lost life back.
that's why peace and conflict resolution became a course of study.

Now the question is ?

Is Nigeria A Sharia Federating Nation or A Democratic Federating Nation?
HealthRe: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by chymes0359(m): 8:41pm On May 13, 2022
Magnoliaa:
You mean to tell me that reproductive topics in biology classes were taught to the girls alone in your secondary school?

You do not have a smart phone?

Where are you supposed to learn from? Where did you learn having sex from?

Did you see the ages of those men? 23, 24, 25, 30, 40 years old. And this...what you wrote up there is a sensibly justifiable reason for a man to not know about the body of HIS woman - wife or girlfriend?

How many things in the world did you know when coming from "heaven?" Or how much knowledge
of some things do you have, that you do not immediately need?
Inasmuch this post is meant to enlighten men, Not everybody has the opportunity to be in school or to begin to bother about Female private anatomy, as if I all that matters..

So take a raincheck and Chill ..
TV/MoviesRe: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by chymes0359(m): 7:57pm On May 13, 2022
dontrulee:
Good. You should know number 1 and 2
John wick
TV/MoviesRe: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by chymes0359(m): 7:56pm On May 13, 2022
dontrulee:
1. It's just a fucking dog!!
2. I can kill you with a pencil.
3. With great power comes great responsibility.
4. You've been declared guilty.
1) John Wick
2) John wick
3) Spider man
4)
TV/MoviesRe: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by chymes0359(m): 7:47pm On May 13, 2022
Notyourtype:
spartacus or game of throne
Your head dey there.

let me modify to make it easy for you..
TV/MoviesRe: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by chymes0359(m): 7:45pm On May 13, 2022
Nonexisting:
*if you want to shoot, shoot, don't talk*
*I want to know your plan b, not plan a recycled*
*Never shoot a man in the presence of his son or you will live expecting a vendetta all your life*
*Steal my money, I will cut your hands but fucck my wife and I will kill you before she confesses*
1)The good the bad the Ugly

2) Seasonal movie Is this; The shadow and bone season

3) it's 2021 Movie said by Idris Elba , name forgotten ..

4) 365Days grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by chymes0359(m):
* How do you wanna die?

Reply: I wanna I die in a pool of wine filled with naked women sucking my Cøck and pouring my drinks...
TV/MoviesRe: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by chymes0359(m): 7:29pm On May 13, 2022
PrinceofAgoAre:
2nd one is .. The 100


3rd is the easiest .. game of thrones..
Said by the short man Jamie Lannister
PoliticsRe: Atiku Disowns Post About Deborah Samuel by chymes0359(m): 8:43am On May 13, 2022
Let see how this unfolds..

See my signature.

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