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Jobs/VacanciesRe: ipNX 2018 Massive Recruitment (27 Positions) by chymes0359(m): 6:01pm On Apr 10, 2018
NICE ONE.. Will tell my people in MAUTECH.
Car TalkRe: Which Of These Cars That Ruled Nigeria In The Past Was Your Favourite? by chymes0359(m): 4:49pm On Apr 10, 2018
Facebooker:
That old 504 reminds me of my first car sex.
When my neighbour stole his daddy's key which was a Peugeot 504
then and asked me to come and see something. He got me inside
and locked the door and bleeped the shit out of me that day.
He changed me that very day even though.
I was quite young and It was such a messy experience. huh huh
who tha f*ck is this!
The owner of this body should please come and carry him!
Him done dey misbehave
PoliticsRe: Buhari: "I Will Serve For Only One Tenure" (Throwback Photo) by chymes0359(m): 4:49pm On Apr 09, 2018
wellmax:
Wailers, this was in 2011 not 2015
Does time and date change a word that is spoken out ?
CelebritiesRe: "I Love The Smell Of Davido’s Fart!" - Mr Eazi Says by chymes0359(m): 11:43am On Apr 07, 2018
donstan18:
I love the smell of EFE's fart
warri Fart? Your funeral is near!
PoliticsRe: Governor Abdulfatah Ahmed Offers N5 Million For Information On Offa Robbery by chymes0359(m): 11:13am On Apr 07, 2018
Thhs kin thing no dey work again!
If you open mouth talk pim! Na suspect you be o!
This one Na bait..
I wonder wetin NPF dey do wen the robbers storm 5 banks..
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Parties With Peter Okoye "Mr P". Washes His Legs With Champagne by chymes0359(m): 10:28am On Apr 07, 2018
God! I know you have blessed me and have given me all that your hands have provided. Please give me money, but dont dismantle my brain like a knocked engine just like Hushpuppi..
Give me money that i will use to help people around me..
PoliticsRe: Rahama Indimi, Mohammed Babangida's Ex-Wife Stuns At 41! by chymes0359(m): 10:11pm On Apr 06, 2018
All i can see is a MILF!
PoliticsRe: Alleged Looters List: Secondus Sues Lai Mohammed, Demands N1.5bn Damages by chymes0359(m): 6:46pm On Apr 06, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji’s Brother-In-law, Emeka, Mistaken For Her Husband-to-be (Photos) by chymes0359(m): 12:58pm On Apr 06, 2018
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PoliticsRe: Unemployment Situation In South East,a Ticking Time Bomb-Zinox Chairman by chymes0359(m): 5:20pm On Apr 04, 2018
Funnicator:
state governments in East don't know how to woo investors. just to pay salaries and commission 1km road that won't last beyond the nearest rainy season.


identify mineral resources abundant in your state, travel to east asia with your team; china, Malaysia, hong kong and woo investor companies that have track record of mining those minerals. sign MOUs.

now, offer them adequate land for kick off as well as state security and those your 1km roads, boom!

they mine these resources, create wealth for youth and generate IGR for government.


or is it that governance looks easy from the outside than it is on the inside cause i don't understand why these people can't have this simple reasoning!
ßrother! what are you say?
PoliticsRe: Five Useful Idiots And The Spirit Of The Accursed Slave (part 1) By FFK by chymes0359(m): 5:34pm On Mar 26, 2018
GoroTango:
FFK always tries to portray the herdsmen-farmer conflict in a religious context. What he is trying to do is Pit Christians against Muslims by making it look like there is a deliberate attempt at genocide against the Majority Christian farmers in the middle belt, even though this is not the case. The government needs to expedite its efforts at establishing those cattle colonies in the states that would have them so that this crisis will be a thing of the past
What are you saying?
Gerrarahere!
How religion take enter this piece?
Nonsense religious bigot!
CelebritiesRe: Ifu Ennada Wows In Cleavage-Baring Off Shoulder Ankara Top (Photos) by chymes0359(m): 4:18pm On Mar 26, 2018
Just came here to see thd bared boobies but was disappointed!
EducationRe: Unilorin: 7 Months In A Semester, The Fall Of A Stable Calendar !!! by chymes0359(m): 11:06am On Mar 25, 2018
Thats a stable fuckery!
EducationRe: Adamawa State Polytechnic Shutdown Over Students’ Riot by chymes0359(m): 5:34pm On Mar 23, 2018
asobo:
"No"
okay.. Thought u are one..
BusinessRe: BABZ LOUNGE In Yola Gutted By Fire (Photos) by chymes0359(m): 5:19pm On Mar 23, 2018
dbynonetwork:
CHAI!!
See what northerners call "popular eatery"!.
The north is a complete šhïťhöľë...
like you got plenty beef with north? Which one did your father built in your locality..?
BusinessRe: BABZ LOUNGE In Yola Gutted By Fire (Photos) by chymes0359(m): 5:14pm On Mar 23, 2018
NAWAOOH!
So we wont have smoothie and irish with chicken again? And also a place to hang out and Arab tea for company..
EducationRe: Adamawa State Polytechnic Shutdown Over Students’ Riot by chymes0359(m): 5:09pm On Mar 23, 2018
asobo:
That was the slogan the chanted during the futy riot
bro are you a futy student.
PoliticsRe: FG Lied, 5 Million Euros, Boko Haram Fighters, Swapped For Dapchi Girls - SR by chymes0359(m): 6:13pm On Mar 22, 2018
They paid that to abductors of Dapchi girls..
Without even apprehending them..
Evans is a learner...
ThIS GOVERNMENT is one sided..
One can't pin point the achievement of this APC led government, but some 'Ediot' in the north will say at least we have security..
PoliticsRe: Meet Aishah Ahmad, The CBN Deputy Governor by chymes0359(m): 3:26pm On Mar 22, 2018
4hys:
Naija Slay queens wont like this

More of her photos and how she became what she is

http://www.gistful.com/2018/03/22/see-the-41-year-old-new-cbn-deputy-governor-aishah-ahmad-pics/
I no wan see like say no be MB dey waste!
RomanceRe: Pictures Of Nigerian Women From Times Past by chymes0359(m): 11:47pm On Feb 13, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Years to come, our present pictures would b termed oldskool too. This life.
Yeah! That's true sis..
Would love to meet you..
We from same side..
Am from Iruowelle..
My Facebook username is Onyedika Umejike Chymes
Christianity EtcRe: Dr. Paul Enenche admonishes Nigerian leaders again by chymes0359(m): 2:32pm On Jan 28, 2018
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PoliticsRe: The Vulture ; A Political Poem By Chinua Achebe by chymes0359(m): 5:28pm On Jan 12, 2018

I read this poem more than three times with a dictionary in my hands.
I understand each words, but can't comprehend the literal Message its trying to pass...

No forming!
I need help..


CareerRe: PHOTOS: Meet Benny Eigbe, Beautiful Nigerian Female Painter by chymes0359(m): 7:26am On Dec 28, 2017
Beauty ke!
Ooh OP!
Ur eyes need examination.
BusinessRe: Fg Raises N7bn From Savings Bond In 10 Months by chymes0359(m): 7:23am On Dec 28, 2017
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BusinessRe: Nigerian Banks Didn’t Send Christmas Message This Year by chymes0359(m): 7:15am On Dec 28, 2017
So True.. OP U GET TIme to de observe.
CelebritiesRe: Tonia O Roberts Releases Sultry Christmas Day Photos by chymes0359(m): 10:16pm On Dec 27, 2017
Mskrisx:
Uncle the tiiinnn
Aunty am still confused o..
CelebritiesRe: Tonia O Roberts Releases Sultry Christmas Day Photos by chymes0359(m): 9:51pm On Dec 27, 2017
Mskrisx:
Fine girl...see as ur body dey? E be like say u go sabi the thing.... Sexy girl Issa goody gorl! grin
ya' very funny o.. The thing no get name ne? grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Davido's "30 Billion Concert" Live In Lagos (Photos) by chymes0359(m): 9:36pm On Dec 27, 2017
johnstar:
If u nor get moni hide ur face grin
Hide am well oo
Nice one bro.. DAVIDO talk am for FIA
Music/RadioRe: Davido's "30 Billion Concert" Live In Lagos (Photos) by chymes0359(m): 9:35pm On Dec 27, 2017
Thegeneralqueen:
Watch your mouth dude watch your mouth
U get mouth..
EducationRe: Your Opinion! Bsc Computer Science Or Bsc Computer Education. by chymes0359(m): 7:38am On Dec 27, 2017
dmjinc:
Computer science coupled with some certs...you are everywhere smiley
certs without technical knw how na rubbish..
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Njemanze: "Without Good Sex I Will Cheat, Even If You Give Me All Money" by chymes0359(m): 11:24pm On Dec 23, 2017
Modelqwen:
shocked



Bia madam... who ask u gan

but u trying to tell us dat amú tökariri ego?
odiegwu

All these lies must end in 2017 biko
u are very funny.. Help me ask her my dear. CAN WE BE FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK @facebook.com/onyedika.umejike ?
CrimeRe: Man Shot By Police In Kogi Dies (Graphic Photos) by chymes0359(m): 11:10pm On Dec 23, 2017
enemyofprogress:
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. You no know where all your mates like Awolowo, Azikwe, Aminu Kano and Tafar Balewa dey?you come here dey beg us to show you love,you see your mates here?
As your name implies, i no need to bother myself joor.
Nwanne! be happy 4 me nah!

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