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The Fury of this earth wont allow you rest after what you and your Master did to this country..

When you perpetually Say trash to defend your Lugard, despite all the kill happening there and here. I wonder how your family menebers and your neighnours will embrace you.

Its will always end in pieces..

Some times I question which Government is more Supreme in this country; Sharia Law or Nigerian Law??

I need explanation to This..

Same thing happens in my final year at Federal University of technology Yola, now Modibbo Adama University of technology Yola.

https://akpraise.ng/student-killed-as-mautech-closes-indefinitely-over-blasphemous-message-against-islam-on-whatsapp/

this Is so funny..

Ever since my SS1 first love told me she is not interested..

I vow to never use my mouth to tell a girl how much I love them, let them do the saying.

it's being working for me.

As an Alpha male am always at the top of my game always saying things the way they are and being straight forward.

I remember telling a girl crush that I can never ask a girl out if she is not ready to tell me.

It's haunted her for months before she tell me. Then I told her we have to be very real on what we want, finally it was just infatuation we had. uptill now are very close friend ..

finally I don't think I have a heart for Loving someone from heart, if not with mind and six senses, As am always expecting the worst so that when it comes I won't be surprised..

rhymesnoni:
Laff wan kill me

I had similar experience. it was early this year. prior to the incidence, I had attended a friends wedding over the weekend and being the best man that I was, I had much Sugary drinks and and plenty snacks too, so on Monday Morning on my wey to office I saw this women who sell Agbo at Lugbe Junction, and the natural me whenever I have high intake of sugary stuffs I take Agbo jedi jedi to flush it. i asked for N100 agbo from the woman, I personally requested for the one that wld make me stool all the sugar i took.

Immediately I took it, my tummy started making noise o, so I boarded a taxi to Berger, before we got to Berger my brother I was already sweating and eager to get to office so I could do the needful, unfortunately there is this morning holdup along Finance junction because of the bridge they are constructing there, I was able to hold on till I got to Berger though. giving the other passengers back to back mess. Laffs

When I dropped at Berger, I decided to trek to Utako where my office is, cause if i board a taxi, i wld poo on my body before getting to office. between Berger and Arab Junction there is this narrow pathway where people pass, I sharpenly commot my trouser there and pooed, I was a pooing in my boxer already, I dint mind those that were passing oo. it dint take 3 seconds and I was done so i carried my head down in shame and left. it was a terrible experience.

it's funny when you tell the story.
But the experience is very horrible, and something you will remember and laugh with self shame and pity..

Fear nature calls if it has dealt or disgraced you publicly.

God1000:
Dear nairalanders, who among you will vote for me if I decide to run for president.

I want to save this country from total collapse, do you love me well enough to do that?

Peter Obi I know, 7 contestants from PDP I Know.

Who are You?

I didn't know why I don't like this guy.

He is f***king overrated..

Lets see how his carriers goes.

Always making noise.

hahaha

Modified

Mine was in my year 3 at federal University of technology Yola, Adamawa state. I was in a maths lecture and it's the first week of our school resumption, I became pressed that I think I don't wanna use the school toilet.

So, i decided to send myself to the worst humiliation and shame I have ever met to myself. Instead of me to Check-in in the hostel toilet at ease, I decided to enter town thinking am gonna hold much longer to the nature call.

I bordered a bike form LT 5&6 to the outside of the school gate, then hop in on a cab heading to town, then my thing of pain beckon on me. On transit heading to town my whole body was not itself, I feel like a pregnant woman that about to give birth to a new born baby. In the heat of Adamawa sun of which Adamawa state is in-between the sun and first planet, I feel very cold and my skin was covered with Goose pimples and this unknown nervous sweat.

Then the devil decided to punish me more as it was at the time of insurgency and the only road leading to town was a bridge that transverse river Benue leading to Cameron, ahead before the bridge was an Amy check point, fleets of cars in Disorder arrangement coupled with hold up, I died. The passengers also died too as I was releasing Some odd salient mess that was very unhealthy I refused it was coming out from me.
I was in that hold up for 15mins the call of nature began to treating my life amidst the confusion in the car.
I opened the car as my body was covered with cold sweat, I gave the driver 500naira note instead of 100 naira, I couldn't wait for the change I moved despite his call for my change.

I met one woman in her shop with no shame, I greeted her, she thought I want to buy something without much hesitation I told her to help me, she taught I want to beg her for money cause I was looking alright, I told here in Pidgins English " Madam shit dey worry me, abeg where I fit shit" [/b]The woman burst out with laugh, before she could held herself I told her With sorrowful humbled voice "[b]Please ma, I done dey shit for my trouser" . She them hurried me out of her shop and motioned me to a house behind her shop.
I moved with the speed of light, Meet a woman and her fine young daughter in mind twenties Without shame as I was very pressed intensely and greeted her and asked if I could used their toilet that am very pressed, her daughter looked at my sweating face and Grimes at me.
Her mother change it for me as she grimaced with a sharp two words not here! she pointed me to an abandoned sewage pit opened on the road side where people pass to ease myself.

That is when I understood the Proverb that said " Whoever is pressed don't care about the neatness of the toilet or it location where it's on the main road until he/she is done with nature's Business"..

JADEK04:
give me ur no
I produce rice from yola and Kano ,I need customer from that axis

Wow that's interesting as I just left Yola last year..

I finished my Degree program in FUTY..

08134726875

lukaku if to say you miss that goal

kingscare1:
You profile pics fine small, still pics and reality is like portrait gift and the real person.

Nevertheless, that mouth though look pro.

Guys hope you understand

you bad comrade..

This post ain't Genuine and truthful about the price of Rice.

I relocated to Ibadan early this year to learn Rice business.

Currently as am typing this Am in Bodija market which is one of the biggest rice and food stuff market in the SW.

Nigerian rice price has becomes stagnant over one month now, am stating base on the retail price of some of the rice product from the north.

Baba Rice from Kano .... 27,500
Optimum Rice from Kano... 27,500
Gerawa Premium from Kano.. 27500
Pretty lady from Niger ...... 27,000
Produly Nigeria from Niger..27,300
Falcon Rice from Kano.... 27,300
Famous Rice ..... 27,000
people's princess ....26,500
Tomato rice .....26,500


Last two weeks when they said that the boarder has been re-opened, we saw a sharp change in price of foreign rice coming down from 31,500 to 26,500 and over the time comming up again to 27,000-28,00-28,500-29,000 and today 29,500. I don't know about tomorrow because price of rice or rather rice business is very volatile.

This made so many people to patronize foreign rice more than Nigerian Rice that the price is stagnated because of cost of production and mostly Logistics which has increase enumerously because of high price of diesel.

So Rice entirely in Nigeria is very expensive now compare to what it was before, all thanks to our current government and farmers that bought presidential ticket to CBN governor without product..

Reporting from Bodija market

I miss the opportunity of being a nurse in 2009..

life ain't funny.

sometimes you don't actually get what you want in life.
But which ever way it comes Always take it as a lesson.
Try as much as possible to avoid Relatives both maternal or paternal coz 99% of them don't actually meant well for you.
Saying this from experience..

What ever thing that brings food to you legitimately hold it well..

Just finish downloading 365 Days This day

what should I do?

elinaxy:
How reliable bis this app pls

it's very reliable..

Here you save digitally.

piggyvest all the way for me.

Shebi na this place wey I dey trek pass everyday for Ojoo Ibadan be this..


How come e fine like this..

pyyxxaro:
Those of you zooming the pictures, make una fear God oh

Your comment just crack me with laughs here!

Am very Guilty o.

I've been zooming before I decided to see the first comment ..

If not for a child, Man will build a house and buy a dog.

As for women , fear women.

Onweghi kwa ihe eji nwanyi kporo!

The words ain't comming again..

Am short of words

but the truth has to be told ..

989900:
When a man "oversabi's" his onions.

As in eeh..

the man Sabi.

You will forgive, though disagree with me, I know, for clambering onto the Easter wagon myself, to echo the words of the One whose passage through the world the Easter season commemorates: “It is finished!”

I have to read this 3x to really Comprehend the finish line...

"It is finished"

Orgasmgiver123:
Hello Nairalanders

Last week I created a topic asking if i could plant cucumber seeds in bags, due to the large numbers of termites in the land i wanted to use, only one person commented, saying I should go ahead. Since then, i have been filling properly washed cement bags with sand mixed with manure. I want to start with only hundred bags, to see how productive it’ll be after harvest.
I went to buy the seeds at Dugbe (Ibadan) yesterday. I got the local seeds, I don’t want to start with F1 ( make my money no go waste if the thing no do well ). I will be posting about the cucumbers from time to time to show how things are going in the farm. As at this morning, seeds have been planted in the 100 bags.

I’ll like to get advice and tips on somethings e.g chemicals to use during insect infestation and fertilisers to use for speedy and healthy growth of the cucumbers. Thank you

I reside in Ibadan to along powerline Moniya.

I will like to visit your farm.

EmptyGarden:
Make dem look for bullet proof vest wear o.

This is the only valid comment so far today..

Bulletproof vest.

I don't really know

truth be told

I didn't know any dine about this Chirsland School scandal

just now I was busy looking for the videos like seriously till I decided to show up here and was greeted by your Thread on front page..

bro i didn't really know why or maybe call it curiosity..

let me wait till this news reach front page.

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15k was First salary

later NYSC 33k stipends

45K with an Local NGO as M&E

80k as a contract banker

Now I quit working for no one and make my money.

Business sure pass

Am not promoting domestic violence, but the rate at which this so called menace is increasing is over bearing and seems like it's taking turns as men are the ones kills women now, and later the women will begin to strike back just like last year.

elonize:
U even studied abroad... And then u mumuishly came back to Nigeria....education is never a scam,its just more than passing examinations...it's an eye opener..
Frm what you are saying...if u b illiterate, u for too worst....dat means wen Pppo say education na scam,u cannot shun dem.
Number 1...education is light...education is not only about papers,it shapes ur character... If na just paper u go collect ,den u failed...
When ppo say education is a fraud,I tell dem,if Nigeria was socially organized like how u.s is,u wouldn't open dat mouth to say that... Again it was what d founding fathers did..wat dey put on ground,is wat made d western world wat it is today....
Anyone going to abroad to study,frm der scram...may God give some ppo sense...

you trying to muster words or saying something..
You can't even write straight for one to understand.
I had to work on my self to understand what you are trying to say.
not that I really understand o

Modified
I quoted you because you are trying to make a point why stressing the hell out of me to read what you are writing.
Your hand writing go bad o.

Bounceboune7:
I stopped at b.tech not cos I can't afford to further but in my own world,u continue only when u have a clear cut pattern.

What I do to make money is not even related to my certificate so y should I further?

Majority of people I knew that went further spent millions only to come back and starr job hunting.

So y not establish a business with the money n b your own boss,imagine a masters holder earning 50k per month whereas someone that used 1 million to start a hustle can employ him conveniently

Bro I feel you.

the Op just made a point about education not gonna be enough for ones financial freedom and so tyrants are here hushing him about how I serious and vision less he is while pursing education.

Education never ends coz every part of life is education its self.

someone like me with B. tech in Mathematics and computer science quite coding trash and web development for business that meet my ends need, while using my educational knowledge to run my business.

my two best pals are out there in overseas urging me to come over for my masters , of which I will do at my own convenient at ease or better still won't do if and only if it does not contribute to what am building for my business.

Just like when I run a Google Digital program on Marketing which align to my business..

Education won't put food on people table, if you are not smart enough to convert the knowledge to something meaningful, else you keep on doing all the masters and Ph.D's in vain..