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Romance / Re: What Your Month Of Birth Says About You by CICERO09(m): 12:07am On Feb 12, 2016
February born quote me
Romance / Re: Six (6) Things That Happen When You Stop Having Sex ( Number 2 Is Deadly) by CICERO09(m): 11:54pm On Feb 11, 2016
penisilin:
Sex na serious business ooooo, i don fast for good three days(thinking say i don overcome), only to wake up the fourth day with the most stubborn penisilin attention i can remember in my life. It lasted almost all through the day and to make matters worse, all the double silencer carriers in my neighborhood were all wearing either one crazy bum short or almost invisible spandex..... angry angry angry


I tried to abstain from sex but the collaboration and effective teamwork between my penisilin and other parts of my body can even make Messi, Neymar and Suarez feel so ineffective cool cool cool....
man u re a psycho call ur shrink
Phones / Re: Tecno Camon C8 Discussion Thread [HOT] by CICERO09(m): 11:45pm On Feb 11, 2016
Camon wahala too much the marshmallow version beta fix d crappie product.. . BTW happy val in advance
Celebrities / Re: Actress Osas Ajibade Releases Stunning New Photos by CICERO09(m): 7:17pm On Feb 11, 2016
She is beautiful no doubt
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photo Of WizKid, Davido And IcePrince by CICERO09(m): 7:16pm On Feb 11, 2016
Lolzz really wen God picks up ur call dere rest na beans

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Politics / Re: I Support President Buhari For Calling Nigerians CRIMINALS by CICERO09(m): 9:29am On Feb 11, 2016
HENSEXIE:
Well who says d president callin Nigerians CRIMINALS is funny undecided
But...its d way d OP actuall put it dats funny
Callin U̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊ people criminals wen dey re d bigger thieves,Α̲̅πϑ all fingers pointin back at U̶̲̥̅̊ is actually kinda FUNNY
BTW...I dint ask 4 U̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊ opinion grin

all i see is blah blah blah... Nairaland orubebe
Politics / Re: I Support President Buhari For Calling Nigerians CRIMINALS by CICERO09(m): 7:42am On Feb 11, 2016
HENSEXIE:
Lol grin
not. Funny
Politics / Re: I Support President Buhari For Calling Nigerians CRIMINALS by CICERO09(m): 7:41am On Feb 11, 2016
Space booked

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Politics / Re: Is Nigeria A Failed State Already Or About To Become One? by CICERO09(m): 7:31am On Feb 11, 2016
On the verge
Romance / Re: Is This True Love? Husband Tattoos Wifey On His Cheek (photos) by CICERO09(m): 7:30am On Feb 11, 2016
If he likes he should tattoo it everywhere on his body if she is going to cheat she will
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay Looks Stunning In Leather Pants (photo) by CICERO09(m): 7:05am On Feb 11, 2016
SmartMugu:
Are those wrinkles on her feet?
u named urself well
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Shows Off Her Dabbing Skills In New Photo by CICERO09(m): 6:39am On Feb 11, 2016
faites:
Why always that silly pout? Has someone not told these ladies that pouting is childish, it makes them look stupid.
old woman
Romance / Masturbation: All You Need To Know by CICERO09(m): 10:48pm On Feb 08, 2016
Psychologist have said 90%of men masturbates that means in every 3 guys 2 out of them masturbates which boils down to why men actually masturbates

1 loneliness: really this is one of the major reasons why most men masturbates the see it as d only way dey could actually get sex at that moment when there spouses aren't around

2 lack of confidence : this is also a key reason why many men chooses to masturbates in the first place they can hardly approach a lady talk less of even making one have sex with them
3 broke niggass: this set of ppl can hardly get a nickel even for prostitutes willing to share their bodies for pleasure so u can understand that the only way to satisfy their urge is by indulging in a bit of self pleasure.. .. The list continues as various ppl do it 4 different reasons.

Guys can get hung up on whether they masturbate too much. But it's not how many times you masturbate in a week (or day) that really matters, says Logan Levkoff, PhD, a sexologist and sex educator. It's how it fits into your life.
If you masturbate many times a day and have a healthy, satisfying life, good for you. But if you masturbate many times a day and you're missing work or giving up on sex with your partner because of it, consider seeing a sex therapist.
Romance / Reason Why Condoms Have Their Highest Sales On Valentine's Day by CICERO09(m): 1:20pm On Feb 08, 2016
We all know girls are the most gullible being in the 21st century.... so it is way lot easier to feed them with the love story and tell them it is the right time to do the kini... so this translate to the various condom companies having much sales on this day most companies even triple production for the glorious day... Also psychologist also says the highest number of girls get disvirgin on this day...guys take a cue to this

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Romance / Re: How We Made Love Last Night... Get Wet Dammit!!! by CICERO09(m): 8:29am On Feb 08, 2016
If this thing can get me wet den I'll never get dry again
Politics / Re: Those Who Steal Cows Should Stop Fighting Those Who Steal Ants - Fayose by CICERO09(m): 8:17am On Feb 08, 2016
Really wen one talks to much dere opinion becomes unimportant
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Gets A Blue Eye Catfish Tattoo (photos) by CICERO09(m): 8:13am On Feb 08, 2016
Who cares if she. Likes let ha draw. Ha. Head
Romance / Re: Why Condoms Are 'bad' For You On Valentine's Day. by CICERO09(m): 8:08am On Feb 08, 2016
Some ppl will go to church and come back to bang dere babe on vals day God help
Nairaland / General / Re: 6 Categories Of People You Must See In A Banking Hall Everyday by CICERO09(m): 8:05am On Feb 08, 2016
This is hilarious cause am all of d above
Politics / Re: Ekitigate- Finally Fayose Opens Up About Aluko’s Allegation by CICERO09(m): 8:03am On Feb 08, 2016
Foyose needs to take a chill pill this won't get him anywhere
Romance / Female Objectivism by CICERO09(m): 12:02am On Feb 02, 2016
We all have this urge to call the female gender all sort of things.. . In the 21st century woman or female perhaps have totally lost what i will term as purpose we all define woman only with the capacity of sex, marriage, child bearing this got me wondering where the world is actually moving to.. Today even the female folks embrace the societal names given to them one big problem today is the music industry always portraying girls as objects in videos that have to answer to every of there whims as long as a man has money really ... This is particularly worse in the African region woman are not meant to become big in the societal echelon so when we see them strive at something we call them all sort of names. We saw people like linda ikeji buying a mansion and all the comments i could see was for her to get married and stop wasting her time really... I know how crappy this write up is but i wish it would atleast alert us to the societal decadence.. And my advice to the females folks. People only call you what you ca yourself.. STRONG FEMINIST
Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia And Juliet Ibrahim In Stunning Selfie (photo) by CICERO09(m): 4:34am On Jan 27, 2016
Like i care

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Nairaland / General / Re: 8 Toxic Personalities To Avoid by CICERO09(m): 4:35pm On Jan 22, 2016
I love your article thou it does mewn much to me

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