Its on almost every android phones why una dey go like bush ppl like this

kolexepana:

You updated wrongly then, cos multitasking issue have been totally solved.

i don't u knw wat multitasking is ..sorry man das nt my fault

MizMyColi:


You must be eating you words silly by now.
That's if you're up to date in the Nigerian Tech World.

dnt b deceived d multitasking is still same way like b4 only d interface is much better nd no lag like b4

Abeg who relationship help this days just teach me how to get rich das d relationship am looking for

On a serious note ur certificate in this country is useless if u hav no ideas and no connections man ur future is a sorry case

D only thing i use opera mini for is to download uc browser

Wow the marshmallow version is d best tin dat happened to tecno since mj died thumbs up to tecno 4 dat by d way just a few bugs left nd d multitasking hasn't really being touched well u just might wanna upgrade

I don't think the op knws the meaning of crash

I wish d oda virgina was on her head...didn't read d post thou

Drabeey:
I know without reading this piece some of you are calling for my head already.

Sorry to tell you this i have my reasons... sip some Zobo while you enjoy this...

You must test run your prospective wife beacuse..



1. To certify if you truly love her.

Even Tosyne2much who claims to be guru when it come to relationship matters, doesn't know this.
You'll agree with me that there is love at firsist sight and which can grow even more than the first sight.
See my brother there is one thing that happen immediately after intercourse that will make you feel as if you hate that other mate. If you feel this toward the lady you want to marry.... sharpaly run, you dont love him/her, and if you marry such person.... dont blame your village people, blame yourself. Hence, if you haven't test run nko? You wont know se-bi?

2. I cant cope with his/her demand for sex

Many marriages have failed just becuase one of the spouse is too much demanding sex or the other one doesnt satisfy enough...

When my friend complained his wife was giving him headaches and demanding sex too much, i laughed in Igbira language.
Excuse me sir, why will you marry someone urge pass your own... abi aunty you no know say bros JT big before you said i do?.. now you are complaining that you are been.....
Anyway, my advise to HateU2 and mhiz is that abeg, abeg please let tgat bros touch you well and make sure he has the right size for you. Hmmm. I talk my own.

3. You need to know if he/ she is neat there..

Yes, i said it..
Haba! If you havent smooched and get down there,how will you know if bros observe environmental sanitation down there regularly or aunty is not selling locust beans there. Abeg martinz1 and oliviaarims be careful of this before marrying each other. Try and hmmmm before marriage. Thank you. you are welcome


4. You will detect her lies..

Im not saying she is ooo, and im not saying she isnt..
Onila who always claims vigin Mary here.. hehehe. I heard Agarawu23 is planing to walk her down the aisle without proper ...... hmmm
My brother, its better late than sorry oo. She has been through all nooks and cranny of lagos mainland and have meet both big and small. Although she is still very fine since mary kay hasn't been affected by dollar(she can afford that) , so you are carried away by the beauty, coupled with the fact that your church doctrine says you shouldn't do that before marriage. Im sorry sir, please if she had told you she is a vigin and you got there on wedding day and discover that the red sea that allowed the isrealites to pass is learning for where her own balck sea dey nko? Hmmm. Pls do the needful before marriage.

5. You can add your own, but stilli, i have spoken..


Anyways...



Drabeey Wrote this joor.

People like you are actually the problem of this country

Nice graphic work thou

Ladybluecash:
Hmmm baseball

God 4giv u i wish ur butt can get dat big

Nd its funny hw a word can make a person feel so different.... Let actions do d talking... Its so easy to lie

Am tayad of seeing this kinda thread

I think bella niaja has taken over now ...she won d best bloggers award this year

I was tot it is good to start everything 4rm d top

Use yr time better pls if all you care for is ur boobs . den d world is in trouble

If i try d boot load stuff it writes in Chinese any help wanna update to marshmallow

Only if its linda ikeji we re talking about here den I'll say love knows no age

Zap she is a goddess

9jatatafo:


Evidences are needed in court of law. The truth can't win you a case but the facts. The prostitute or the accused could be lying so we need facts to start emerging fast

firstly prostitution is prohibited by d law so d case wouldn't even make it to the court ...buh as 4 evidence dere re some contracts u enta without expressly need of evidence in anyway... D fact he was caught dere is a proof of something

9jatatafo:
Show us the sex agreement and receipt she issued after delivery her goods to her buyer

do you get receipt when you enter a cab??

Even if she is d last woman on earth hell no

Asap

My netloop reading buh my downloads don't work ny help

repogirl:
your generations past and the ones to come. All these little rats on Nairaland sef with deformed brains thinking they are talking to their mates just because they can access the Internet via cheap second hand phones and 10mb recharge bonus.

You better go and read for your junior waec, little asswipe and quit talking crap to your betters.

i can see clearly y uve being here on nairaland since 5 years ago checking ppl travelling by plane...go do something creative wif ur life nd stop writing boring stories dat would never mak it out of d publishing house ...my 5cents of advice given to u freely

christinie:
Everything is a big deal in Nigeria, including flying in an aeroplane. Poverty is indeed a big disease.

look at this hunger starved id.iot ...go find something to eat b4 u start talking gibberish

garfield16:


you are still answering? is this not the true manifestation of mental illness, you say someone is disturbing you but you keep inviting him to disturb you? Can you now see the doctor has a point? Not all mentally ill people are naked in the street.....many wear suit and tie, skirt and and high heels and have decent jobs.


check yourself o, you are showing signs

dat means u re crazy