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Crime / Re: Pastor keeps 30 teenagers at home as sex slaves (Photo) -Vanguard by CIGARETTE: 7:41pm On Sep 03, 2016
World Don end... Someone should gimme a sniper sad
Crime / Re: "Men Of God" Are The Reason For Increased Sex Crimes - Police by CIGARETTE: 7:39pm On Sep 03, 2016
Flexherbal:
God should be the judge.
I beg to disagree... There are somethings to be judged here on earth! We don't have to wait till it's our daughters
Politics / Re: Obasanjo To Modu Sheriff: PDP Is Dying, You May Handle Its Funeral by CIGARETTE: 6:56pm On Sep 03, 2016
Mynd44:
Baba for the boys!!!!!!!!

This man can never be politically correct. Must he say things like that?
I don edit am so dem no go code grin U owe me one Mynd44
Politics / Re: Obasanjo To Modu Sheriff: PDP Is Dying, You May Handle Its Funeral by CIGARETTE: 6:54pm On Sep 03, 2016
For my own lovely country to synchronizably move at the same pace with other developing nations, we must join hands together and atleast put OBJ in ephemeral hibernation angry His actions from day one, led us to the current hullabaloo, pandemonium, anarchy, chaos and of cos sardonic and lugubrious state we are currently facing. I hereby conclude my valid statement with a quote "For Nigeria to be good[politically], some homosapiens ought to enter the spirit realm....OBJ of cuz, is one of them"



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Romance / Re: Six Packs Are Made In The Kitchen Not In Gym. How True by CIGARETTE: 6:49pm On Sep 03, 2016
enshi:



Pls dont mind me.... Gym without diet control is almost a waste of time... .


Look@it here

Instead of beer take spirit
Instead of eba take flakes
Instead of mineral take friuts
Instead of fries take busicuits
Instead of more wines take water
Instead of sex take romance
Instead of swiming do joggings
Instead of cigarette take vitamine C

Instead of ignoring just try
wat do u know about my name?

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid With Justine Skye And A Friend In His Home In L.A {pic} by CIGARETTE: 2:46pm On Sep 03, 2016
Abeg which time 9ja get match
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Celebrates His Son's Birthday As He Turns One by CIGARETTE: 1:30pm On Sep 03, 2016
Lilac91:
hmmm......me too
me three
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Celebrates His Son's Birthday As He Turns One by CIGARETTE: 1:30pm On Sep 03, 2016
My humble self simply frowns at this modern style of babymamaism angry Well Days be long atta boi
Business / Re: Scammed By A Nigerian Friend In The US by CIGARETTE: 11:04pm On Sep 02, 2016
Sorry sir....go report am give sango or amadioha

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Returns To Nigeria Amidst Concerns (photo) by CIGARETTE: 11:03pm On Sep 02, 2016
Indeed
Family / Re: Switched Babies! What If You Learned That You've Been Switched In The Hospital? by CIGARETTE: 11:02pm On Sep 02, 2016
Trace the nurse that is involved and cremate her alive
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo FIFA 17's Top Player, Lionel Messi Second, Neymar Third - List by CIGARETTE: 10:59pm On Sep 02, 2016
Can't wait to get my hands on this f17 kiss #teamManUtd
Jokes Etc / Re: Kenyans Slays Nigerians On Twitter As #kenyavsnigeria Trends In Kenya by CIGARETTE: 10:55pm On Sep 02, 2016
shocked where was my humble self wen this hullabaloo broke out?
Properties / Re: Lagos Landlords/Residents Of Demolished Buildings Were Warned In March- Ayorinde by CIGARETTE: 10:05pm On Sep 02, 2016
calliope:

embarassed
Re-read again cool I av restructured it to ur able understanding.
Properties / Re: Lagos Landlords/Residents Of Demolished Buildings Were Warned In March- Ayorinde by CIGARETTE: 9:58pm On Sep 02, 2016
Governor Akinwunmi Ambode, Tuesday, inaugurated a Special Committee saddled with the responsibility of restoring the original master plan of Ikoyi, Victoria Island and Lekki areas of Lagos State, just as he vowed to bring environmental sanity to all nooks and crannies of the State
The recent hullabaloo and odouriferous saga emitted by the LASG is unbecoming,increasingly byzantine and repulsively nauseating! The areas listed above don't need environmental sanity....Gbagada my own very abode/geographical habitat is in shambles angry We must all say no to this anathematous disdain... And if I should ask, is there any concensus ad idem with no option of promissory estoppel between the two parties involved? This ain't no dictatoral era... Very sardonic and lugubrious I must say cry


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Education / Re: Seven Leadership Principles To Learn From An Eagle By Hersley by CIGARETTE: 6:48pm On Sep 02, 2016
Bravo...Nice piece
Celebrities / Re: Epic Reply Freeze Gave A Troll...[pics] by CIGARETTE: 4:57pm On Sep 02, 2016
I concensus ad idem with no option of promissory estoppel in what Freeze wrote above.The recent data brouhaha by our service providers, gave birth to this obvious nauseating acts. How d hell is it the business of that homosapien? It is really sardonic and lugubrious angry I must say! Please someone gimme dat meme of wetin concern you
Politics / Re: Ganduje Awards $1.85b Contract To China To Construct Kano Light Railway by CIGARETTE: 2:30pm On Sep 02, 2016
Reference:
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grin If you stay in Kano for a while and know the Chinese well, you will be their close friend. You are the only thing they share in common.
lol ok o
Politics / Re: Ganduje Awards $1.85b Contract To China To Construct Kano Light Railway by CIGARETTE: 2:23pm On Sep 02, 2016
Shit
Politics / Re: Ganduje Awards $1.85b Contract To China To Construct Kano Light Railway by CIGARETTE: 2:15pm On Sep 02, 2016
Reference:


Not if it is China. They do it all. They have an unemployed population ten times that of Nigeria, they produce EVERYTHING, and are miserly in renumeration and procurement. I have little hope it will create anything like micro economy beyond food vendors and cigarette hawkers. If the government wants the project to enhance the economy of Kano state directly, it should execute by direct labour and insist on local content. The benefits of the project are not in earnings but cost savings because all monies are in naira and it is government so will be most likely welfarist.
U mentioned my name oga
Health / Re: See Why You Should Start A Detox Diet by CIGARETTE: 8:40pm On Sep 01, 2016
naphunlimited:

A detox diet are short-term dietary plans or food tables that involves a change of diet plan in order to detoxify the body by eliminating toxins and waste material which are build-up in the body systems. The need for detoxification is as a result of toxins along with other contaminants, arising from a variety of factors like pollution, caffeine, alcohol, cigarette smoke, food additives,pesticides and other diets which can be characterized by high proteins sugars and fats. Below are reasons why you should start a detox diet.

read all here - http://www.flexablog.com.ng/2016/09/see-why-you-should-start-a-detox-diet.html
Oya delete my name
Romance / Re: Which Kan Useless Weed I Buy So? by CIGARETTE: 8:39pm On Sep 01, 2016
universityfailu:
Abeg help ooh. I went to dis guy's shop go buy SK 2h (pics below) e dey full when i bought but now look (pics below)
My challenge is whenever i roll d weed for rizla come burn am, e gives me dis burnt paper smell and if i smoke am, e no high me atall..
I buy am since monday ooh. I don try mix am with Oris cigarette, d weed no still high.


Help
put some respek wen u mention my name

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Crime / Re: 55-year-old Guard Abducts, Rapes 14-year-old For Four Days (PIC) by CIGARETTE: 8:36pm On Sep 01, 2016
This new trend should be vehemently frowned upon
Politics / Re: Amaka Osakwe Blasts Ambode "For Demolishing Her Shop Without Notice" by CIGARETTE: 4:51pm On Sep 01, 2016
The recent hullabaloo and odouriferous saga emitted by the LASG to dismantle the smooth hustle of petty entrepreneurs is increasingly byzantine and repulsively nauseating! We must all say no to this anathematous disdain angry cry




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Science/Technology / Re: Yorubas Are The Best In Science And Technology/ict. by CIGARETTE: 4:49pm On Sep 01, 2016
Ritchiee:

10 Under 30 African Inventors Set To Change The World

http://venturesafrica.com/10-under-30-african-inventors-set-to-change-the-world/


Despite political and social bottlenecks in different parts of the continent, Africa’s newest generation are breaking barriers to write their names on the sands of time not only in their country but also on the world’s timeline.
Among these exceptional people are young Africans looking inward to create specialized solutions to the unique challenges that their societies face.
While there are many more out there (and more coming up), here are ten of the young African inventors providing creative solutions to the continent’s social problems.
Evans Wadongo
Evans Wadongo, 28, Kenya

Born in the Western part of Kenya, Evans Wandogo grew up in a rural village without electricity, giving him a firsthand experience of energy poverty.
He grew up walking a long distance to buy kerosene for ‘Koroboi’, a common kerosene lamp in Kenya which often cause eye problems due to the frequent exposure of smoke from the lamp.
However at age 19 while trying his hands on a dorm experiment involving the timing of LED (light-emitting diode) Christmas lights, Evan discovered that could create an environmentally friendly source of light that will light up his community.
With the help of a crafts worker, Evans succeeded in designing a solar lantern, MwangaBora (meaning “good light’), which is made from 50 percent recycled material and now widely distributed in Kenya and Malawi.
Abdellah Chakroun
Abdellah Chakroun, 25, Morocco

Moroccan Chakroun Abdellah is perhaps the youngest and most symbolic innovator in his country.
He accomplished his first invention at the age of 18 and by the age of 25, the young innovator has made about 35 different inventions, and has obtained patent for at least two of his invention.
His invention varies from private mechanics of vehicles, military inventions and medical inventions.
Most especially, he has gained credence in the military field where he succeeded in inventing some sophisticated technology weapons.
Some of his other inventions include the Square Rotor Rotary Engine which can increase power and speed, (compared to the engines available in the market) and also reduce fuel consumption.
Chakroun has received offers worth millions of Euros from western companies but he turned down these offers, remaining true to using his invention to develop his country.
Verone Mankou
Verone Mankou, 28, Congo

Verone Mankou is the founder of VMK and the inventor of Way-C tablet, Africa’s answer to iPad. He is also the creator of the first African made mobile phone, Elikia (“Hope”).
With his invention, the Pointe-Noire born inventor has been able to provide affordable smart devices to his country and Africa) and also increase internet access in the country.
Verone hopes to compete with the multinational American and Asian tech companies like Samsung and Apple. He also hopes to train young African entrepreneurs and make his product affordable for Africans.
William Kamkwamba
William Kamkwamba, 27, Malawi

At 14 years old, Malawian innovator, William Kamkwamba built an electricity-producing windmill from spare parts and scrap parts after he dropped out of school due to poverty.
His windmill did not only provide electricity, it also provides water to his home in rural Malawi.
Since then, he has built a solar-powered water pump that supplies the first drinking water in his village and two other windmills.
William’s windmill attracted international attention and his story has been chronicled in the 2013 award-winning feature-length documentary, William and the Windmill.
He has also released an autobiography, “The boy who harnessed the wind” which was selected as a required book for all incoming students at the Auburn University.
Thato Kgatlhanye
Thato Kgatlhanye, 21, South Africa

Born in Mogwase, a small township just outside of Rustenburg, Thato is the creator of Repurpose Schoolbags, a green innovation made from recycled plastic bags.
The schoolbag integrates solar technology so that children may study for up to 12 hours. The retro-reflective material of the schoolbag also makes the children more visible and safe on their walk to school after dark.
Thato holds a degree in Brand Building & Management from The Vega School of Brand Leadership and has interned for marketing guru and American best-selling author Seth Godin.
Arthur Zang
Arthur Zang; 27; Cameroon

At the age of 24, Cameroonian engineer, Arthur Zang developed Africa’s first handheld medical computer tablet that help diagnose people with heart disease.
His patented invention Cardiopad, is a 25 centimeter touch-screen medical tablet that enables health workers to perform cardiac tests such as electrocardiograms (ECG) at far away remote areas and beyond. The reports are then be wirelessly send results to doctors via the Internet for interpretation.
Zang’s invention will help millions of people who suffer from heart related problems, most especially those in the rural areas.
Cardiopad has been validated by the Cameroonian scientific community as extremely effective and it is currently undergoing trials in a number of medical hospitals in Cameroon.
Ludwick Marishane
Ludwick Marishane; 24; South Africa

Ludwick Marishane was still in high school when he thought of ‘Dry bath’- the world’s first and only bath-substituting antibacterial and biodegradable skin gel. His invention is particularly useful for rural communities where clean water is hard to come by.
Prior to inventing Dry Bath, Ludwick invented a healthy cigarette in the 10th grade and authored mobile dictionary and magazine supplement.
Marishane’s invention won him the Global Student Entrepreneurship Award (GSEA) at the Global Entrepreneur Week (GEW) for two consecutive years (2010 and 2011).
Duro-Aina Adebola, Akindele Abiola, Faleke Oluwatoyin and Bello Eniola
Duro-Aina Adebola, Akindele Abiola, Faleke Oluwatoyin and Bello Eniola; 16, 16, 16 and 17; Nigeria

In 2012, four high school teenage students – Adebola, Abiola, Toyin and Eniola showcased a thoughtful and practical innovation that warmed the heart of Africans and the international community. This invention was a urine power generator which could provide safer, affordable and more access to electricity.
The invention which was first showcased at the Maker Faire Africa annual pan-African conference was born out of the girls’ school chemistry lab and could create 6 hours of electricity with 1 Liter of urine.
Asidu Abudu
Asidu Abudu, 28, Ghana

Self taught engineer and inventor, Asidu Abudu, has made at least 26 different inventions since he discovered his passion of invent things in sixth grade (Primary six).
Over the years, Asidu has invented numerous devices that are designed to ease people’s lives.
One of his inventions is a fufu pounding machine which could ease the lives of African women.
His other invention includes an automatic eating machine that can help the disabled, a surveillance camera that can track vehicles via mobile phone and a device that enable users to lock one’s car engine using one’s mobile phone or somebody else’s phone.
Kelvin Doe
Kelvin Doe, 18, Sierra Leone

Kelvin Doe is a Sierra Leonean self taught engineer who built his own generator and radio transmitter at the age of 13.
At 16, he was able to build a battery that will provide electricity to homes within his community where there is no constant power supply. The battery was made from acid, soda, and metal parts scavenged from trash bins.
kevin’s talent was noticed by David Monina Sengeh, who encouraged him to participate in GMin’s Innovate Salone idea competition where he emerged one of the finalists.
Kevin is today the youngest person to participate in the “Visiting Practitioner’s Program” at MIT. He has also signed a $100,000 solar project pact with Canadian High Speed Service Provider Sierra WiFi.
Miasma escapendi
Politics / Re: Wike Inspects Construction Of Tam David-West Boulevard Road (photos) by CIGARETTE: 4:43pm On Sep 01, 2016
I must applaudise this recent esculetus espabilis by rivers state government cool

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Health / Re: Millions Of Bees Dead After South Carolina Sprays For Zika Mosquitoes by CIGARETTE: 4:40pm On Sep 01, 2016
What a nonsensesical miasma from the White homosapiens angry
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Lays Foundation For Police Crime Database by CIGARETTE: 4:39pm On Sep 01, 2016
undecided
Crime / Re: We Specialize In Stealing, Selling Children Across Nigeria – Syndicate In Benue by CIGARETTE: 4:37pm On Sep 01, 2016
Highly disgraceful
Travel / Re: BREAKING: Another Airline, First Nation Suspends Operations by CIGARETTE: 4:27pm On Sep 01, 2016
Ofemmanu1:

Can't you understand that they're using style to fold up?!
Why will an airline be suspendend just because of two malfunction aircrafts?!
Use your head na?!!
Jobs will be lost, congestion at our airports, soaring ticket prices etc.
hmmm
Travel / Re: BREAKING: Another Airline, First Nation Suspends Operations by CIGARETTE: 4:14pm On Sep 01, 2016
Fellow Nigerians including zombies, it time to simultaneously halt this ludicrous lugubrious hullabaloo of a government and push them into an ephemeral hibernation! I have read and strictly followed this government with acatalectic disgust. It's time to checkmate their odouriferous excesses and put an end to this machiavellian cabals

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