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Foreign Affairs / Re: No Force In The World’ To Stop Israel From Invading Rafah -Netanyahu by CIGARETTE: 8:29pm On Apr 09
Cigarette is back

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Science/Technology / Re: Baby Monkey Smokes On Camera As Part Of A Supposed Public Health Campaign( Pics) by CIGARETTE: 12:44am On Nov 09, 2021
djdaunstoppable:
Say No to Cigarette
oga mind ur business. No mention my name again. Yes to ciga
Investment / Re: Ease Of Doing Business: How Mdas Are Frustrating Investors by CIGARETTE: 7:52am On Jun 09, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
angry

Thank God for Enahoro, after drinking the palmwine, Mama Ehis forgot to collect her money
So he used the money to buy Cigarette from Aboki Mustapha and dashed me the remaining change.

Ramotu then collected the change from my pocket when she was washing my boxers
mention my name no more
Crime / Re: Pastor Oyekan Kills 7-yr-old Boy, Buries Head At Church’s Altar (graphic Pics) by CIGARETTE: 7:49am On Jun 09, 2017
naijaboy756:
Fake news.... Nt a pastor.

Imagine the OP saying they dont overwhelm nairaland.

Did Nairaland complain?

Hungry bloggers seeking for traffic
look at this one

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Crime / Re: Pastor Beheads 7-Year-Old Boy In Lagos, Buries Head At Church Alter by CIGARETTE: 7:48am On Jun 09, 2017
Oh skull miners... Not again cry

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Crime / Re: Two Men Raped By 7 Women In Zimbabwe by CIGARETTE: 7:48am On Jun 09, 2017
I won't press charges. cry I need 3 nairaland girls to come rape me.
Crime / Re: Two Men Raped By 7 Women In Zimbabwe by CIGARETTE: 7:46am On Jun 09, 2017
When will Prof Cigarette get this kinda luck? I swear I won't press charges! cry

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Family / Re: My Wife Will Beat Me To Death One Day – Man Begs Court To End Marriage by CIGARETTE: 7:45am On Jun 09, 2017
I will be spending today at igando customary court cheesy
By the way, she home sapien is a shameless dolt angry

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Crime / Re: Ikorodu Ritual Killing Update: Pastor Kills Boy, Buries Head At Church’s Altar by CIGARETTE: 7:43am On Jun 09, 2017
Why do dey like skull mining for crying out loud? Just look at the innocent poor boy. May he rip. cry
Celebrities / Re: You Won't Believe Who's Gay... [photos] by CIGARETTE: 12:25pm On Sep 16, 2016
I talk am shocked
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: "Buhari, Sack Adeosun, Emefiele And Udoma" by CIGARETTE: 6:59pm On Sep 04, 2016
undecided Somebody should tell that homosapien that wailers form has since been exhausted...Nevertheless, my humble self agree with that he just opined /postulated. The eve that made this statement "Recession is just a word" should be shown the door. I see that as a gigantuan hullabaloo and really an odouriferous statement that is repulsively nauseating to an elder statesman like me. angry
But hollup...French Montana once said and I quote " watch the body tilt when u hit the head" [Reference_stay schemin ft Rick Ross and Drake]... I can align this statement with PMB as the head cum must important part of the body. The problem is him...If he's up and doing, his cabinets would certainly be.... Infact the whole FG needs to be overhauled with the dullard inclusive



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Politics / Re: fire 2 ministers, says ‘I fear being stoned because of this govt’s failure’ by CIGARETTE: 6:21pm On Sep 04, 2016
recievesense:
Stale
Really? I wish u ur username

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Politics / Re: fire 2 ministers, says ‘I fear being stoned because of this govt’s failure’ by CIGARETTE: 6:20pm On Sep 04, 2016
undecided Somebody should tell that homosapien that wailers form has since been exhausted...Nevertheless, my humble self agree with that he just opined /postulated. The eve that made this statement "Recession is just a word" should be shown the door. I see that as a gigantuan hullabaloo and really an odouriferous statement that is repulsively nauseating to an elder statesman like me. angry
But hollup...French Montana once said and I quote " watch the body tilt when u hit the head" [Reference_stay schemin ft Rick Ross and Drake]... I can align this statement with PMB as the head cum must important part of the body. The problem is him...If he's up and doing, his cabinets would certainly be.... Infact the whole FG needs to be overhauled with the dullard inclusive



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Crime / Re: Prophetess Running Brothel In Ogun Arrested by CIGARETTE: 6:17pm On Sep 04, 2016
00Ademi:
which church shud we attend o jhawe my Broda...
Catholic or Anglican is better to these pastor or prophet/prophetess churches.... Or better still, dey ur house and worship God
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy: "Nigeria Will Die In Buhari's Hand If He Doesn't Make The Welfare.. by CIGARETTE: 5:35pm On Sep 04, 2016
MadeInTokyo:
[size=13pt] grin grin



Wailers Chairman Gbagada Branch , kindly issue one Wailers form and ID card to Oga Charlie Boy.


The Sai Baba juju don clear commot from him eye
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hmmmm whr in gbagada do u stay? I dey yetunde Brown ifako
Car Talk / Re: See Pics Of Innoson Motors Workers On Duty Amidst Rumour The Company Has Stopped by CIGARETTE: 10:25am On Sep 04, 2016
ladyF:
So they finally got forex to import. They should stop using Innoson as an example of *buy naira to grow naira* when they clearly depend on dollars to produce. Anyway sha...

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin

[size=5pt]Make I go continue my search for Skrill funds...freelancers, forexers, biko epp me[/size]
u can be intelligent Dan this.... Y this mumu comment? U of all people
Phones / Re: ICT In Nigeria VS Kenya. Nigerian Youths And Inferiority Complex. by CIGARETTE: 10:08am On Sep 04, 2016
aresa:
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What are you waiting for? Is it not time to park your load and head to better somalia and sudan? grin



silly Igbos with no sense of identity, no sense of country, no sense of belonging and self worth... grin

Mynd44 Seun Fynestboi lalasticlala oam4j 89% of this dudes posts is to mock Igbos. He paints nairaland with his unguarded nauseating tribal utterances! Something should be done about this and others as well, be it igbos or yorubas. It is really sardonic and lugubrious I must say angry
Religion / Re: People Who Dared Toy With God And Their Fate [pics] by CIGARETTE: 8:34am On Sep 04, 2016
sonofluc1fer:
Jesus
Flogged, stabbed, spat on, nailed on a cross for blasphemy


Jesus's disciples
Most were.crucified like their Senior Blasphemer leader. A free were boiled in oil.


The Bible is a horrible book that should be burnt and forgotten. It is a relic of the savage and barbaric past of the Jews. Africa will continue to resemble the Old Testament as long as their minds remain captured between the pages of Genesis and Revelations.
chai
Religion / Re: People Who Dared Toy With God And Their Fate [pics] by CIGARETTE: 8:27am On Sep 04, 2016
ROCK100:
Hello friends! Peace and love!
We will be taking a look at some 'special persons' who erroneously assumed they could toy with the Lord and get away with it.
1. JOHN LENNON(Singer):
Some years ago, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:
“Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that, I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him”(1966).
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.
2. TANCREDO NEVES(President of Brazil ):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.
Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before his inauguration as President and he died.
3. CAZUZA (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):
During A show in Canecio (Rio de Janeiro), while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: “God, that's for you”.
He died at the age of 32 of lung cancer, in a horrible manner.
4. THE TITANIC:
A reporter asked the man who built the Titanic how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: “Not even God can sink the Titanic”.
The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.
5. MARILYN MONROE (Actress):
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: “I don't need your Jesus”. A week later, she was found dead in her apartment.
6. BON SCOTT (Singer):
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: “Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell”. On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.
7. CAMPINAS (IN 2005):
In Campinas , Brazil, a group of drunk friends, went to pick up a friend. The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends. She said to her daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car, “My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You”.
She responded: “Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, 'Cause Inside Here, It's Already Full”.
Hours later, news came that they had been involved in a fatal accident; everyone had died.
The car was mangled beyond recognition, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact. The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact.
To their amazement, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken.
8. CHRISTINE HEWITT (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer):
She said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her car.
See Jude 10.
. Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the NAME of JESUS.
Many have died, but only Jesus died and ROSE again, and He lives forever.
. Only fools say that there is no God; and 'class one' fools open their mouths and abuse the LORD before Whom even satan and the hordes of hell bow and tremble -Psalm 14:1; James 2:19; Ephesians 1:19-23; Philippians 2:8-11; Revelation 5:11-14.
. Isn't it rather funny, that some of the folks who abuse God, cringe and shiver even at a mere thought of satan? satan actually got FINISHED at the Cross of Calvary -he means NOTHING to the Believer. We only need to KNOW WHO WE REALLY ARE IN CHRIST.
. The Christians who fight for themselves certainly do not know their God. The better you get to know Him, the more peaceful in the faces of billows, tempests and tumult you would be. BE STILL AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD...
. If you haven't given your heart to Christ, another opportunity has presented itself. It has nothing to do with being a member of a Church or even a Church worker; it's all about getting to know Him PERSONALLY. The truth is, most 'PASTORS' do not even know Him -quite shameful. CHURCH MEMBERSHIP DOESN'T MAKE YOU A CHRISTIAN; A CONSCIOUS WALK WITH CHRIST IS CHRISTIANITY.
. It's simple: ask Him to forgive your sins, and come into your heart to be your Lord and Saviour; and then begin to live for Him.
Your eternity depends on this sole decision.
GOD BLESS YOU GREATLY!
*PLEASE SHARE THIS MESSAGE.
-ROCK
Y am I mentioned in number 3 undecided
Romance / Re: Six Packs Are Made In The Kitchen Not In Gym. How True by CIGARETTE: 11:43pm On Sep 03, 2016
enshi:


Put me right
sure 2mrw...very sleepy.
Crime / Re: Prophetess Running Brothel In Ogun Arrested by CIGARETTE: 11:17pm On Sep 03, 2016
Attend white garment churches at ur own peril

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Romance / Re: Six Packs Are Made In The Kitchen Not In Gym. How True by CIGARETTE: 11:14pm On Sep 03, 2016
enshi:


A lot man
Ranging from cianaid to coal tarr to nicotine to carbondioxide to lung cancer till liability to early death. ..

I know a whole lot
U are absolutely wrong Mr cool
Religion / Re: . by CIGARETTE: 11:13pm On Sep 03, 2016
iNewton:
Let me start this way am not an atheist but i was born and brought up in a Christian home.Overtime i have come to question the existence of God and truth of the Bible...take a look at the book of Genesis God created the heavens and the earth,the Bible also said that God is perfect,knows the beginning and the end,but what what baffles me is the fact that God still went on to make the earth and humans I'm sure God must've known the world and humans would turn out like this.I would liken God to a father who knows that giving a chiild cigarettes wouuld harm that child but he (the father ) gives the child the cigarette and goes on to punish the child for smoking the cigarette.In conclusion, if there is a God and he's perfect and all knowing and wants the best for Humans he would'nt Have done this
Young man y mention my name na? angry
Health / Re: Kenyan Man Unable To Have Sex Because His Manhood Has Grown Too Big (pics) by CIGARETTE: 11:05pm On Sep 03, 2016
Lasveg:
Dat trap girl matter tire person. For a lady to be dat trashy. There is no time i'll come to nl without seeing her posting trash.
make I bend say na ladies both of dem be.... Na guys hidn behind female monikers bro
Politics / Re: Obasanjo To Modu Sheriff: PDP Is Dying, You May Handle Its Funeral by CIGARETTE: 10:20pm On Sep 03, 2016
TeamSimple:

Obasanjo till date still stand has the most productive president we have had in the last 16yrs.

He brought so many foreign investments to nigeria.
Supported so many indegeneous companies
Laid down most of the transportation ideas being commisioned now
Cleared our foreign debts
Left more than what he met in the country's reserve.
Built us world class national edifice. Eg national stadium abuja.
Hosted the all african games and 1999 u20 worldcup.

Love him or hate him,his still the best. Stand to be corrected tho.
pushed bribery and corruption to a whole new level, built his own private University, Halliburton ish... Even trying to manoeuvre for 3rd tenure by bribing senators with over $50k.... Yar'adua is the best to me tho cool
Crime / Re: Police Nab 'bonanza Rice' Thieves Who Sold A Bag For N7,000 (PHOTO) by CIGARETTE: 10:09pm On Sep 03, 2016
Buhari ehn angry
Crime / Re: Illiterate Phone Robber Posts Selfie Using Victim's Instagram Account [Pictures] by CIGARETTE: 7:47pm On Sep 03, 2016
Old story
Crime / Re: Angry Mob Lynch Man For Recording Himself R*ping A Dog (photo) by CIGARETTE: 7:43pm On Sep 03, 2016
grin
Crime / Re: Man Livestreams Self Raping Dogs, Gets Beating Of A Lifetime by CIGARETTE: 7:42pm On Sep 03, 2016
Toh bahd
Crime / Re: Pastor keeps 30 teenagers at home as sex slaves (Photo) -Vanguard by CIGARETTE: 7:41pm On Sep 03, 2016
World Don end... Someone should gimme a sniper sad
Crime / Re: "Men Of God" Are The Reason For Increased Sex Crimes - Police by CIGARETTE: 7:39pm On Sep 03, 2016
Flexherbal:
God should be the judge.
I beg to disagree... There are somethings to be judged here on earth! We don't have to wait till it's our daughters

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