EmekaBlue:
She ascended into heaven body and soul

ok. You were there when it happened?

Could be the devil's girlfriend they saw... Just saying cos how did they know it is virgin mary. Ain't she supposed to be dead?

Perform the miracle first let's see

Only poverty will make one do this. Vote Obi 2023

Usorohtheman:


He is not from any of the Nordic countries...How is he, a Norse man?

Lol. He meant the Nordic tribe of aromate in west africa, aka baggers republic

emmamajesty:
This momo fraud incident happened in Bida Niger State this month, to be frank Nupe boys really cashed out, many of them got 50m, 10m, 100m, 5m, 500k, 400k 250k or so and it was very massive that very day cos both the people and business men there really cashed out,

True. I hear say money finish for bank in Bida

zicoraads:

Are you in Niger state?

Guy you know watsup

Chai many boys use this momo cash out. Na now them dey know

Op next time she asks you, answer her like this
She: do you have a Gf?
You:. No. Abi you want to give me one ni?
She: Yes
You: Thanks but, gimme money instead

Lol even POS machine say REMOVE THE CARD

LETS TAKE BACK NAIJA

BlackyOne:
Glorified slum of a city, filled with agberos from a particular tribe, okada nuisance from another tribe and business minded individuals from another tribe

Sense will not pass you by this year. Say Amen

Megatone:


Nairaland resident bbq guy comes to mind

Pls help my life... I'm almost dieing
0198877380

marwanafrica:


if you get issue you go forget the use of camera of your phone

What If your camera is a means to getting that problem solved? Ever thought about that

HantaVirus:
I doubt if there's anyone in this world who don't have one challenge or the other.

Money ain't my problem but I've been depressed for the past five years and it seems nothing can heal me....I don't enjoy what I used to enjoy anymore.

I've traveled around the world,indulged in new habits, got therapy,learnt new skills ,yet no changes.

I just live for the moment now cos life ain't shit

Bros i use God take beg you... Right now money is my problem, and you could find some happiness in sharing some of yours with me. Nothing is too small... 0198877380. Thanks and God bless and heal you

Na basketball?

Sleek

How much is sardines right now abeg, i wan check something

Op chillax, after reading your story i realized you ain't gonna die after all

Why all of them kon get 'O' initial for their name?

10 marks actually

Is that a blunt I'm seeing or something else?

javijabor:
In this order USDC, BUSD, DAI....

Avoid USDT as its risky holding for long term except its for short term exchange.
Never Ever keep coin in any Exchange for long term.
na only me know watin my eye don see for Binance hand for 2years

Pls can you expatiate on the bolded? Thanks

Terrence99:


But you are a Muslim and you look like a dog.

lol when I read this comment I swear I went to check his profile Nairaland no go kill person

Op I'm the owner. God bless you. Here's my acc 0051856679

timothy2396:
imagine and she was playing god like it was her handwork.... Mtcheeew... You'll surely recover sir.... Laughing at someone in situations like this is very disheartening no matter what they've done to you... JESUS was about dying and still prayed to GOD to forgive those who killed him, there's no greater forgiveness than that... Learn to love brothers and sisters... NB I'm not righteousness oo before una sey him don get another moniker

Don't worry, we know it's not him. Na Doom and rapture and end time things him dey like

How him take sit-down for chair

Lol. If you don't see the resemblance then you need to book an appointment with an optician

Well, that got him to where he is today so deal with it