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fluid26: abeg pull am wella! Pls make sure all tendons and ligaments are well stretched!

She said ur legs o! Not ur third leg

Capaccini: sorry to burst ur bubbles>>>i dont like icing at all

Yeah right!
Well I do

lefulefu: mynd yansh dey very flat and the thing rough like sandpaper.no tell me say na dat type of yansh u dey trip for

How u take know? So u still dey look men yansh? I think say dat ur boyfriend don burst ur anus?

Dipwater: She has been smoking garri

Obviously!

[quote author=W'sfirstlady]but y shud d fada want a bullet proof? Abi him na thief? I see no reason why a benue state man wud need a bullet proof when dez no threat of bocoharam[/quote]You dey mind the mad man? Maybe hin be tif pesin...who knows!

freecocoa: Cindy: Daddy i want to go and study abroad
Dad: Why now? What happened to your school?
Cindy: its too stressful menh.
Dad: But you've been managing na,endure my dear.
Cindy: Dad the main reason i want to go study abroad is because they have finally introduced the course i so wanted into the system.
Dad: This course must be a good one o.
Cindy: yes dad it is.
Dad: Okay then I'll consider your request.
Cindy: Thanks dad God bless you.
Dad: Ehen what's the name of the course sef?
Cindy: Its Micheal Jackson
Dad: the late MJ will be your lecturer?
Cindy: No dad, I'll be studying him MJ
Dad: Studying him how na?
Cindy: He is the course to be studied.
Dad: I'll have to pay for that?
Cindy: Yes sir
Dad: Your FADA there, c'mon get out of my sight, you and those onyibo people are mad.

LMFAO!
*FALLS FROM MANGO TREE*
Coco, U no well o!

apocalypse: Utter rubbish , a true player will never give away such signs

Hehehhehehehe! Very true

Op, where do u guys even come up with all these rubbish? Huh?

And why will I want to do that?

^ hin yansh fine pass ya own I swear!


@topic
Ur pally don drink punny water, he need prayers!

Erm.... No comment!

[quote author=gree-die]Any girl dat tells u she doesnt care about d guys financial status is a BIG liar...nobody lyks bein poor, we jst overlook it cz der r more important tins dan cash!...wen a guy is fantastic nd rich, we consider rich to be d icing on d cake. Who doesnt lyk icing?[/quote]#Gbam
So on point!
Who no like icing?

Idowuogbo: Well...I b lesbo! So my babe must b a G in handling vibby! Her knacking techniques must take me dia! Also....she must Jasi bajestically.

choi! U no well I swear!

^why no comment?

Wow her gown looks lovely!

Lol

^ I guess you have been banned lmao!

Emmy9ite: yes o! Am now an ex convict..lol (seun banned me for nothing)

welcome back!

Emmy9ite: Who missed me??

Mehn i really enjoyed my jail term! See how fat i am now!

You went to jail?

Ok

^ LMAO!
@ topic
Na wao! Soup wei dem lick for night don show for day

If a woman hits a man, she should be ready for the result

Acidosis: They are investigating the babalawo's bank account
#my_guess

LMFAO!

Congrats to him!

Na wao! How pesin go win dat kin money come kill himself? Na kill dem kill d man joor! Anyway sha, May his soul RIP!

jovie50: aya! I pity ur sori face, u saw dis 3 yearz ago and u stil commented! Then u must be a fool!!

Did you have to?

speeder: This write up is very classy. If not on front page, I'm quiting nairaland

You won't be missed!

Bia op,who do you expect to read this rubbish?
Mtcheeeew!!




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[quote author=val_dee]But what are the police still investigating?[/quote]I wonder o¡