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Lmao! The last joke was Damn funny!

^ I can't marry a doctor!

sexyblack7: I love to suck my girlfriends puss. di tin dey sweet pass sugarcane and even pass garri wey u soak with coconut. Oh boy, I dey suck am sometimes so tey I dey purge!

You need help son!

annawhite: Pull down your boxers and wear it on your head,and ask her to marry you It kinda unique cos she gets to see what she will miss if she rejects the proposal

you be really Calabar woman lol!

Etranshub: Hmmm well I definitely won't be cool with if am the bf so I wil just pick ur phone day, ask u for the pw if u say no then I wil ve the feeling u re hiding something n so u can not bmd trusted but I won't complain but in my church mind add u too my list of ex and we continue k.n.a.c.k.I.n.g until u re ready to walk away on ur own or be serious cos after that day u won't get anything serious from me. So I wnt put my neighbors in darkness by hugging transformer cos of u

Lmao! You are one funny dude!

Lwkmd!
Some women ehn! Chei!

UMmmmmmmm
Totally speechless!

Funny thread!

*yawns*
Same old shiit!

You need help bro!

Mine was the best!
he had the best lips ever and his breath was fresh and sweet! Ummmmmmm
*day dreaming*

sexkillz: [color=#000030]
Nice message.

I have mine for you too: Go and sue your English teacher! It is a sin to make other people read thru your shorthand and lack of writing skills!

Fornication is one of many many sins. If you have ever sorted out your papers, or peeped at your friends exam paper in an examination, that my friend, is a sin as well!

Don't judge![/color]

sexkillz: [color=#000030]It'll be nice if you can STFU for a minute and listen to yourself. If they'll account to the almighty, so will you.

And for your information, there is no lesser sin. Sin is sin. So if you, for one second, think that because you are a virgin makes you holy and without sin, you are seriously sleeping on okada, and need to wake the hell up!

If God truly counted sins the way you ignorantly think he does, NO ONE will stand!
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sexkillz: [color=#000030]Ignorance displayed yet again. . .

You think the dreaded disease comes only thru sex? Do you know how many virgins that have died from the deadly disease?
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Brilliant!!
Killz, I think I am falling for you do I stand a chance?
*turns to check if Ije and mynd are watching**

[quote author=Mynd_44]A lot of guys on NL are broke[/quote]Yeah I figured!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]What an ignorant statement!

If the amount of ignorance in this statement can be measured in watts, i will have enough electricity to power my street for one year!
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*Dies*

holyvirgin: shameless slut, continue in ur acts one day u wil account 4 it b4 d almighty. 4 ur mind u think u hav v.a.gina 2 distribute 2 any availabl person abi? R.u.bbish

See this smelling maggot o! you claim to be a virgin but u go around kissing and giving mouth and hand jobs to different guys.
If you want to keep your self for your husband,keep everything not just your punny!
You are no better than a slut!
As a matter of fact, you are a slut.. And you should be ashamed of yourself!

Virgin @ 30? I laugh in Edo!
Your own virginity is purely out of frustration and lack of opportunity!

You are just a Shameless she-goat.. Holy virgin my azz!
Read your Bible very well and you will see what it takes to be a Holy virgin....


Nansense!!

I don't see the difference!
She is still very beautiful..

galadima77: but if a virgin givs a BJ, does dt mean she's a slut?
Anyways it's divinely gud to be a virgin. If u r stil one, lucky u. And if u r not den sori. But truth be told, there are abundant virgins esp females out there and some guys ensure dey reduce dem....cursed r such guys.

There are virgins that are worst than sluts!
Where was Rebecca ever described in the Bible as a Bj giving virgin? Or that she kissed guys before she married Isaac?
If you are a virgin, be holy and keep your mouth and kitty for ur hubby! If not, stop lying to your self!




Ps: I am not a virgin and I am so not ashamed about it!

No way! I can't marry a younger guy

[quote author=D-Explorer] Chai Mynd don suffer [/quote]He understands!

sexkillz:

Oga, me and you get case.
Call your lawyer!

Emmy9ite: Dont worry she wont even ask, i will be there to pay the bride price. **looks around to see if mynd is watchinq**

Lmao @ the name "Romanus"
@topic
Why Romanus no wear rubber? Abi na so the konji hold am reach?

[quote author=pearl~hapi]gud answer[mynd is behind][/quote]Thanks babe :*


[quote author=D-Explorer]Who say na love before My lust is seasonal, Cindy enjoy this moment with me and lets make the best use of it. Trust me, no better hands does it like mine and whatever you care for goes on my bill. Ok?[/quote]Ummmmmmm
tempting, but I think I will pass!

xynerise: If she refuses to go on a date with me. I will rake her off her feet

I lock my phone and keep the password to myself.
It is my phone, and I can do whatever I want with it!
if my Bf is not comfortable with it, he can hug transformer for all I care...

NL and virginity threads, any small thing virgin this virgin that! abeg make we hear word joor!
Virgins these days give the best Bj's u can ever imagine

I smell trouble!
*grabs a sit*

Nope, never experienced it!
Not yet anyway... But I know it is only a matter of time.

Op, is that you?

[quote author=Mynd_44]I have seen her and she aint fat so thanks I am not leaving my Cindy yet[/quote]Yet? Seriously??