GBAMASIFIED POST!!..ULTRA GBAM

if she smiles and expect you to take her out, yawn back in return and continue watching your mtv base o jare


if an eye for an eye makes the world go blind, then make we all blind jare...no time

Please, forward to all GFs ASAP.

Supported!!!

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Lmao! Boys are not smiling!

Today is tuesday(12th of Feb) and nobody asked for my shipping address in case they wanna send me my val gift?:>

Maybe you guys have forgotten, today is tuesday and val na thursday, won't you guys request for my shipping address?:|
Please no one should request for my phone numbers, I don't need a recharge card..:]x

And incase you all have forgotten my expectations..
I need an ipad, blackberry porshe/blackberry 10, a laptop, a car, canadian visa(if possible), Iphone 4s/Iphone5 and a jet(I don't mind).....

Please I don't need a recharge card, greeting card, text message, cup, asha nokia, an online gift etc...

Thank you for your time...

lalaosky: GBAMASIFIED POST!!..ULTRA GBAM

if she smiles and expect you to take her out, yawn back in return and continue watching your mtv base o jare


if an eye for an eye makes the world go blind, then make we all blind jare...no time

hahahahahhahah you really got me laughing , common guys don't be mean, that's y u r created to take care of us

cindyrella: Lmao! Boys are not smiling!

No my dear, boyz are really smiling!

But guys, how do we take care of those SUGAR DADDIES?

Maaaaan this is goood! Op u gbaski jare,this piece is soo gbam!

ebamma: .big deal, make una dey dia the spend thousands before girl give u her body,with just 500naira i can enter the nearest ashawo joint and enjoy my valentine

why spending ur money when they ve already promise free s£x if super Eagle win and we won.

gidigba

Na wah o, boys are really not smiling.

Yes yes yes.... Yes yes yes yes.. We BAN, ban our girls til nxt week. Ronsense Rigeria yirls

My name is Benjamin, I have N200k as my capital 4 bizness and I love my girl so much I want 2 use N160k 2 buy her a new BB on valentines day...WHAT AM I?

alaoeri: My name is Benjamin, I have N200k as my capital 4 bizness and I love my girl so much I want 2 use N160k 2 buy her a new BB on valentines day...WHAT AM I?

*raises my hand up* a goat

Endorsed! Except I wear pampers otherwise she should not expect me to collect singlet in exchange for BB 10

Mbanu!

alaoeri: My name is Benjamin, I have N200k as my capital 4 bizness and I love my girl so much I want 2 use N160k 2 buy her a new BB on valentines day...WHAT AM I?

Foreign investor!

ebamma: .big deal, make una dey dia the spend thousands before girl give u her body,with just 500naira i can enter the nearest ashawo joint and enjoy my valentine

plus yhu can win their current promo. One night and get HIV free.

alaoeri: My name is Benjamin, I have N200k as my capital 4 bizness and I love my girl so much I want 2 use N160k 2 buy her a new BB on valentines day...WHAT AM I?

A GLORIFIED MUMU

alaoeri: My name is Benjamin, I have N200k as my capital 4 bizness and I love my girl so much I want 2 use N160k 2 buy her a new BB on valentines day...WHAT AM I?

*raise hands up*
You are either Santa claus or the worlds biggest MUGU!

alaoeri: My name is Benjamin, I have N200k as my capital 4 bizness and I love my girl so much I want 2 use N160k 2 buy her a new BB on valentines day...WHAT AM I?

Oloriburuku alasedanu

#Gbam Verified & Endorsed.
No shigbin shigbin

alaoeri: My name is Benjamin, I have N200k as my capital 4 bizness and I love my girl so much I want 2 use N160k 2 buy her a new BB on valentines day...WHAT AM I?

*uncle uncle me me * you are simply Benja #mushinpple knw d meaning.

alaoeri: My name is Benjamin, I have N200k as my capital 4 bizness and I love my girl so much I want 2 use N160k 2 buy her a new BB on valentines day...WHAT AM I?

*uncle uncle me me * you are simply Benja #mushinpple knw d meaning.(benja ni e men) d name of a child destines d child #shekena

If she come for a dinner without money take her to night vigil amen am in the Spirit

stamped!!! d boty girls don dey cry ooo,, KPAKO'S ARE SHRUGING THEIR SHOULDERS

after lenty delibration with my comittee member i hearby pass the bill into law but for democratic purpose if u are in in support of the bill u say HI.... and if u are not in support u say NE...,Ok if HI IS more than the NE,... And i there for sign into law gbam.

BAN! GAN(Girlfriends Association of Nigeria) go vex for una o.

Boyfriend Association Of Nigeria?!

LWTMB

Nairaland is truly full of comedians