₦airaland Forum

jozef4links:
HOW DO I UPLOAD MY PASSPORT?
HELP

hamzakito:
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ignis:
Source?

nairalandist:
I have to confess, sometimes I ask myself why pastors need private jets to preach the gospel. But I understand that sometimes the work of Evangelism may be more complex than we think. These are people who are always preaching the gospel around the world from day to day. . .

I respect Pastor EA Adeboye so much and I believe he's not the type to lavish church funds. . . so this must really have been needed.

PS: The EA Logo and the Dove are really cool sha. . . makes me wanna get me some

olatunji21:
U are pained.. Ntor

ShineuEye:
Can Buhari trace his plot of land in Dubai?
Am also trying to trace my plot of land on the moon. Buhari has only N30mil yet his wife can afford N10mil watch.

Who is Buhari trying to fooooool? Who owns that Asokoro lakeside mansion located at number 9, Udo Udoma Street, Asokoro, Abuja?

The N2.1 Billion house below is now my own since Buhari is too ashamed to declare it.

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MixedMan:
Please I really need your advice my fellow nigerians.. My brother in law is breaking my family and my marriage..

I got married with my husband 2011, it was going all well and lovely.. I really loved my husband,he's the most caring man on earth and gentle,gives me listening ears and take care of the family.. By. Sept 2014, he's immidiate younger brother visted us, I was thinking it was a short visit only for me to discover he wants to stay with us pending on when he gets new job within the city.. I learnt he lost his former job at abuja due to some personal issues he never want to revealed to us.. And he's 38 not yet married.. As at jan this year, he made some funny moves with me.. That shows he's interested in me.. I gave no room for that,just recently only for me to discover he's helping my husband to arrange other women outside.. According to some of the people telling me.. This is not the first time nor even the sixth time.. He will arrange girls for my husband in hotels,clubs etc
Just last two weeks,I decided to stalk them, when he told me he wasn't coming back tonight.. Just for me to see them at a popular club at ikeja with some girls.. I have confronted my husband and told him but till now he's stll haven't changed, this past friday it repeated itself again.. Right now I'm confused,I don't know what to do.. I need your help my fellow nigerians.

Patience from Lagos.

sainty2k3:
But why DSS and not EFCC. If its corruption charges,DSS should allow EFCC do their work and face other business

Trailblazer1:


Let me define humility for you,
Humility is when you say"I will make $1=#1 " but after 50days $1=#245

Humility is when you say " I will stop bokoharam in 2months" but after 50 days,
bokoharam slaughters over 2000 people.

Do you want more definition of humility?
First of all, wanna say a big sorry for d pains as a result of the losses in the polls, i kno it still hurts, but one fact is clear, Buhari made promises but never for ones mentioned a date or duration that he will achieve dem, so he has the right to take his time from now till 2019.

Taylor86:
Rubbish

APC always chasing wind while bomb blast is killing naija


Amaechi bought Dakuku's only investment (hotel) in abuja 1week b4 governorship elections over N35 billion

where did he get the money from

stupid people

AmadiAba:
Angered by the Federal Government’s alleged transfer of 49 Boko Haram inmates from the North East prisons to Aguata Prison in Ekwuluobia, Anambra State, Chairman of Ohanaeze Ndigbo , Elder Chris Eluemuno, yesterday demanded the immediate relocation of the inmates in the interest of peace and tranquility in the country.

Speaking with newsmen at his country home, Nkwelle-Ezunaka, Elder Elumuno said: “Our position is that it is not acceptable to us having them here, if what President Mohummadu Buhari has to give us as dividend of democracy is Boko Haram terrorists, it is very, very unfair.

“Aguata prison in Ekwulobia is not a maximum prison, it is an ordinary prison and if the Federal Government meant well for us, Igbo, it is not terrorists that they will bring to us, it is not acceptable to us and we are asking them to think again and look for a better place and send them there.

“Let him build a camp and put them there if there are not enough accommodations in the North East prisons, the prison in Ekwulobia does not have maximum security, there are maximum security prisons all over the country.

“Successive Federal Governments of Nigeria have always taken the Igbo for granted and pleaded that nobody should push the Igbo to the walls to incur their wrath, we are asking him to please, remove the suspects from Anambra State.”

http://igberetv.com/relocate-boko-haram-prisoners-out-of-igboland-now-ohaneze-tells-buhari/

2el:
As the 2015 batch A are about going by May, it's better we start a trend for 2015 batch B, it is only about 7 month for we to enter camp too(November).#TeamB15

mcfoxy:
Actually is scame, I hv uploaded like 20 CV yet no job, I hv stop it, it doesn't worke my dear

Trailblazer1:
A thousand Amaechi's is not enough to stop Wike the Lion tamer of Obio-akpor

Fayose's nightmares and rascality is only a Childs play compared to Wike.

Wike is the new face of opposition in Nigeria

Equalizer:
And this is just the beginning.. The change is gradually coming out... Tinubu is the president while Buhari is just the figure head..

blackbee:
http://believeafrica.net/tinubu-draws-buhari-transition-team-list-p468-114.htm

Opiosko:
Obanikoro..... As if the certificateless old goon who is drunk on blood and high on lies knows the meaning or value of competence.

simplemach:
I call this arrant nonsense. They should also reject and wash off revenue from oil money in their state's monthly allowance. Nonsense!
Weda they like it or not #GEJ till 2019.

Misogynist2014:
No wonder APC States have refused to pay salaries. This is where they spend the precious naira.

scribble:
Jonathan till 2019


Our great presidente must continue the good work.


Thank God elections are not won on social media where APC voltrons are rigging

Jonathan will win the elections by a landslide

deskossy:
Petroleum Training Institute (PTI) effurun recently had a recruitment exercise guess what ,80% of notherners got the job, the remaining 20% was shared by the other ethnicities ..this a school in warri o!yet we are screaming federal character which is only applicable in d north..whereas indigenes which constituted 70% of the applicants got less than 5%.
This is what happens when hausas dominate d seat of power.they all got their employment letter direct from abuja.
here are photos of the protest taking place right now by uwvie youth at d school gate

argon500:
Nobel laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka has condemned what he described as crudity and vulgar abuse of language that has dominated the electioneering campaigns in the country and blamed the presidency as the major culprit.

Professor Soyinka, who spoke yesterday in Lagos at the public presentation of a book titled “Modern and Tradition Elite in the Politics of Lagos” written by Ambassador Patrick Dele Cole also dismissed former President Olusegun Obasanjo’s book, “My Watch”, as “three tonnes of doctored and self-serving narratives”, concluding that, “a little learning is a dangerous thing.”
According to Professor Soyinka, what the current political actors have done is to take Nigeria to “hitherto imaginable low in the art of public persuasion which – we have a right to imagine – forms the foundation of political life.”
He said never before had Nigerians been so subjected to what he called “sheer venom, crudity and vulgar abuse of language in such prodigal quantities as in this current political exercise”, and accused the Presidency of being “at the centre of this uncultured art of political persuasion”.
His words: “All of us here have passed through the electoral process furnace before now and I suspect we would mostly agree that never before have we been subjected to this level of sheer venom, crudity of and vulgar abuse of language in such prodigal quantities as in this current political exercise.
“The very gift of communication, considered the distinguishing mark of cultured humanity even in polemical situations, has been debased, affecting even thought processes, I often suspect. Speaking as objectively as is possible in such circumstances, I would say that, among the various camps, the most reckless and indecorous has sadly proved the incumbency camp, where restraint has been thrown to the wind with such abandon that even highly privileged spouses have publicly urged supporters to stone any voices raised in opposition to their cause.”
Criticising Chief Obasanjo’s book, “My Watch” he descred it as “three tonnes of doctored and self-serving narratives”.
He, therefore, tasked Dr Dele Cole, who was a former adviser to the former president, to give Obasanjo tutorial on how to write history.
Soyinka further asked Cole to investigate alleged allegations that the Presidency was training some 1000 snipers and write about it. He argued that there were more political murders during the former president’s reign than at any other time, noting that even during Gen. Sani Abacha’s time, he could not boast of 1000 snipers at his disposal.
Soyinka also cautioned Cole for denigrating African religions by calling the practitioners as ‘pagan’ in his book and warned, “any more of that condescending stuff and I shall invoke Ogun, Sango and other Yoruba deities to pay you a re-educational visit and then you‘ll see whether your Christian eponymous patron saint, Saint Patrick, can save you from their corrective can for your profanity.”
Chairman, Editorial Board of The Guardian, Prof. Wale Omole praised Prof. Soyinka for doing a “content-analysis of the book” through the review while asking other book reviewers to take a cue from that formula.
In his review titled “Learning From Yesterday”, Professor Soyinka commended the author, for his efforts which made it possible to “weed out the pretenders in our own time and evaluate the contributions of genuine leaders to the very formulation of both our collective and individual identities such as Herbert Macaulay and Henry Carr, who are captured in Cole’s book.
“Perhaps, the most memorable personae in this work, for instance, are two pivotal figures in the Nigerian nationalist struggle, even though convergence from two contrasting personalities and ideological tendencies, and who emerge as crucial protagonists and luminaries of this history in the making.
It is impossible to think of either without invoking possibilities of what other directions a colonial Nigeria could have taken without the emergence of one or both – I refer here to the flamboyant and tempestuous Herbert Macaulay, and the more reserved, erudite and conservative Henry Carr – rivals, yet collaborators”, he said
The author, in his remarks said, “I have pretensions of being an academic at some point and I was teaching. The book that you have in front of you is, in actual fact, my thesis for my Ph.D in the University of Cambridge. I wrote it in 1974. The thesis itself was presented in 1969. But as Prof. Soyinka has pointed out, nothing much has changed. The only thing that has changed is my singular failure to be able to educate some Egba people on how to write properly.
”And the coming together of the three main classes i.e. the tradition, the then elite, and the educated others… these three groups came together to insist that even the British subject should be treated accordingly. I am glad that Prof. Soyinka had pointed out the highlights. The judiciary had been messing up, and they would continue to do so unless there is change. I will urge you to read the book. Though it is an academic work, but there are quite some interesting moments.


Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/soyinka-accuses-presidency-of-using-vulgar-language-at-campaigns/#sthash.4qPEoFfl.6gzJo3UL.dpuf - See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/soyinka-accuses-presidency-of-using-vulgar-language-at-campaigns/#sthash.4qPEoFfl.6gzJo3UL.dpuf

rawpadgin:
shame on APC & jega

channelz:
"You see, he's using paper to cover it too..."

pendy79:
Thank God the chadians, Nigeriens and camerounian Army came to the party if not only God knows the extent Boko Haram would have gone by now.

I marvel at the number of troops mobilized for the fight against Boko Haram by the MNJTF from 8,700 to now proposing 10,000 additional forces and I ask myself, does it mean Nigeria has less than 30,000 Army personnel that we need less than 20,000 soldiers from neighbouring countries before we saw the victories over shekau and his murderous gangs.

it is clear the Nigerian government played politics and corruption to the detriment of the lives and properties of people of the North East.

I CAN NEVER BELIEVE THE CHADIAN ARMY IS BETTER ARMED AND BETTER TRAINED THAN THE NIGERIAN ARMY, THAT ASSUMPTION IS FALSE AND INCORRECT, WE ONLY LACKED SINCERITY OF BOTH MILITARY AMD POLITICAL LEADERSHIP

Twaci:
Ok, I know some romancelanders will form macho and be like, "Nah! I can not fit to....".

Don't lie to yourselves! Be sincere. Tell me the craziest thing you can do for that girl or guy you love.....who knows, you might just get a Secret Admirer from this .

Well, as for me, if I truly love a guy, I can kiss him in public....

Lizabeth25:
Eh eh..! So this matter dey pain guys?



I think she's right though and b4 una judge (@chief justice them) hell No, I'm not a prostitute and I'm a good christian. What's that saying about "No food for lazy man"


Shouldn't it be the same about the sex aspect? It should be added too. "No sex for lazy dudes who are lazy to earn legal money"

And by the way,why should you engage in sex self when you are to married to the person? God have mercy!

JayKayMaybachz:
Rubbish.. .

. . . . . . . . . . THAT B!TCH RIGHT THERE SHOULD EAT A DICK


Dafuq . . A leech like her forming asset. .



. . . . . . . . . . Then leeches ain't got a thang with rich guys if they've got nothing to offer than sex

anonimi:
why did u live d names of the stainless ones out if u aint biased APC members who were formal PDP members are those who realised themselves and are retracing their footsteps for the fear of God




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kodded:
FFK MY MAN




FFK + FAYOSE = APC WORST NIGHTMARE