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maclatunji: I mean like classic sarcasm there. I just pictured your baby deeply contemplating every word of every nursery rhyme and analysing its effects on him/her.

Really funny.

tjskii: Una no just try

Oluwafunmilayo95: Phoeni

tjskii: How can you mend a broken heart
Haw can you stop the rain from falling down
Tell me,how can you stop,the sun from shining
What makes the world go round
A trip to Dubai for whoever tells me who sang this very beautiful song

Toheeb31: Reduce to nothing

Maria-G:
Some people are due for a ban

abiL: Why should I be scared of you?


Apart from the fact that your picture is scary

abiL: Oh lawd have mercy. Ciphonenix, why is your display picture so scary?!?! Hope that isn't you. That thing you call a picture just gave me a mini heart attack. Even scary films aren't that scary. Na wa o.

Oluwafunmilayo95: Xinoephic

Lagusta: At least, we are all nigerians......

(Sorry about the other post, I deserve the punishment)

abiL: Megascopically IS a word, but you're using it in the wrong context dude

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And yes stupidness IS a word. It's an informal noun for a stupid person which you're proving to be right now.

abiL: Loool pele! I can see that the heat has gone to your head. I won't even acknowledge your stupidness with an answer. Fool!

berem: what has your questions got to do with the situation? If you get your answers,will it resurrect the kid?

Dj hack: Just last wk i walked up to shade and told ha my mind n feelings abt ha, she wz xo grateful n told me she loves me too bt d relationship iz nt goin 2 work bcause she iz already engaged it wz hard 2 believe coz a gal of 20 yrz gettin engaged, i had 2 go home dat day frustrated tinkin i waz d onli ill-luck dude of d day nt until shola n peter my close frnd told me same tin abt deir toast dat day, talks asid takin d statistic of guy dating 2 dat of galz datin abt 98 percent of d ladys are datin while onli 59 percent of d guyz are in a relationship( statistic gotten by questionaire) dat imply only 2 percent of d ladys are single bt we have abt 41 percent of d guyz single and according 2 nigeria population census d female are 31 percent more dan d male diz gave me much reason 2 tink and ask WHO ARE DIZ LADIES DATIN?

larride: gbagbo of all people?

Slicqy prizzy: Dynamic

190: Now wat exactly is going on here

Who called my name

candieangel12: Yea I get it. I have texted him all that I have to say there was no need in meetin wit him. I feel a little better now. I also told him dat he shud no longer contact me n i him so dat i can finally move on. Thanks for your help. I really appreciate it. I will try to remain single for some years so as to work on myself because I never want to put anoda guy the crap I put my ex thru.

candieangel12: Yea ur right. Im a biatch. I dont deserve him or any guy like him. Iv fvcked up, story of my life. He will find better women out there. Ill just stay single since I cant keep a fvckin relationship. Myb i shud just leave guys n go 4 girls

If you break a lesbian's heart, she'll pour you acid

candieangel12: I dont thnk dat he will take me back. He told me dat I can't xpect him 2 still luv me after all dis time. I rlly dont thnk I hv d courage 2 meet up wit him 2moro. I mite start cryin or sumtin. I thnk its time dat I just accept my loss. It took me 4 months 2 kno wat I lost so I guess its fair 4 him 2 move on wit sum1 dat will treat him better dan I did

candieangel12: Thank u 2 dose dat adviced me but iv decided 2 let him b. We hv been txtn 4 d last hour n he told me dat he has healed n matured within dese 4 months n he cant giv me his heart again 2 break. He says he has a crush on sum oda girl now. Well I suppose since he's happy now den deres no need 4 me 2 try n get him back. I just hv 2 deal wit my loss because of my stupidity n move on. Im just gona call off d meetin I hv wit him 2moro cus im scared he mite c me cry or dat I still luv him. I dont thnk I can remain frends wit him anymore cus it will just b a constant reminder of wat I did 2 him n d fact dat I can never hv him again. I rlly care abt him n I dont wana get in d way of his happiness so ill just let him b. Ill just go drink my sorrows away.

dasparrow: @Post

It took me almost an hour to re-watch the video and then write out what the Prophet said for those who are accessing Nairaland with their phones and cannot view the video. So kindly take a look at my earlier post on this thread if you cannot watch the video.

Anyways, I just want to say that if Nigerians were wise, they should not brush off what this UK based Prophet is saying. The Lord gave Prophet Austin Moses this prophecy on January 28th 2012. Kindly allow me to highlight some of the key points of his prophecy that have already come to pass:

1. Patience Jonathan is currently sick and receiving treatment in Germany. The Prophet mentioned on January 28th 2012 that the Lord revealed to him that Patience Jonathan has a sickness. This was long before Patience Jonathan even started feeling ill earlier this month.

2. The Prophet said that a meeting was held (by GEJ’s political enemies) in 2011 and again on March 25th 2012 to bring GEJ down. Now fast forward to September 2012. Have there not been several talks in the media by GEJ's political opponents demanding that he (GEJ) be impeached because he did not meet the budget deadline?

3. The Prophet gave a personal opinion on how there are people in government who do not want Nigeria to have stable electricity supply even though Nigeria has what it takes to provide her citizens with uninterrupted electricity supply. Do you recall what happened in August 2012? Prof. Bath Nnaji who was passionate about fixing Nigeria's power sector once and for all suddenly resigned amidst controversies and GEJ has not been able to replace him thereby crushing Nigerians' hope for stable electricity once again.

4. The Prophet mentioned that the Lord Jehovah God told him that GEJ knows the people behind Boko Haram. Do you recall few month ago when GEJ admitted that he knew those behind boko haram and that they are cabals in government?

5. The Prophet mentioned that GEJ is not doing anything to persecute or lock up the sponsors of boko haram because he knows where that would lead. In other words, he knows that persecuting them will open a bigger can of worms. Do you recall that GEJ has till date refused to list the names of those behind boko haram even though he knows them?

6. The Prophet admonishes Nigerians to pray for GEJ so that when his term as president is up, he will leave Aso rock with all his family and his wife will not die. How many Nigerians prayed for the man? Because right now, Dame Patience Jonathan is seriously sick in Germany and had to undergo surgery. If we don't pray for GEJ, he might leave Aso rock a widower (though God forbid).

In biblical days, God used His Prophets like Elisha, Elijah and the Prophet Samuel to warn the people of Israel. However, just like present day Nigerians who stubbornly brush off what the man of God says, the children of Israel did not listen to their prophets and they paid a hefty price for that and many were killed and/or were displaced from their country.

Nigerians, God is still talking through His prophets. God does not change. He is the same yesterday, today and forever. God is not an author of confusion says the bible. When God is using His prophets to warn us, it is because God loves Nigeria and He is sick of seeing Nigerians suffer needlessly. Harden not your hearts and pray for Nigeria and her leaders. When Nigerian leaders are into witchcraft and satanism and have blood on their hands, how can Nigeria as a country ever be blessed and enjoy peace? Think about it.

Shalom Nairalanders!

candieangel12: Like wtf is wrong wit all of una? Iv told u yeah I made a mistake dat I regret. Geeze nawaooo 4 una n all dese rubbish insults. Yes I broke up wit him 4 times b4 n I see dat it was wrong. I understand dat he is a great guy n I dont deserve sum1 lyk him but abeg give me a chance joor. I hv changed within dese 4 months n hv done sum deep thinkn in d kind of guy I rlly need n iv realized dat my ex is dat guy. So pls if una no get advice on how I fit win him back then just disappear frm this thread cus me I don tire of readin rubbish posts dat r not goin 2 benefit me

4llerbuntu: not a bad start to a gunner career from the man from a relegated team who flops at big teams (c) dayokanu.


honestly, cazorla and arteta look like adults playing in a team of schoolboys