₦airaland Forum

Jaideyone:
the energy, money and time wasted on your education should have been used to raise poultry

damton:
ok. o . let's place curse on Paris then.

beeblah:
My dad and my mum were watching one
American movie yesterday evening, when I
heard the sound from the movie, I decided
to join them.
As we were watching the movie, a young
man started to get intimate with his
madam's sister. They kissed and when the
guy's hand inched towards the girl’s
breasts, I looked straight into my dad’s eyes
and I noticed that his demeanor had
changed. I decided to concentrate fully on
the video.
They were still kissing, when they both fell
into the chair close to them. I knew
something was about to happen and the
guy was about to unhook the girl's bra . . .
when…
My Daddy looked at me with hard eyes and
shouted with a loud voice “Mike , have you
ironed the car?”

Lordave:
To 'me and majority of Nairalanders,' those lives lost in Paris last night are inconsequential.

Since 2009 not less than 18,000 people have lost their lives in a more cruel manner to boko haram terrorists, how many times did France lit a candle for the 18,000 even when UN building was bombed?

Lordave:
Why are you shocked?

Didn't you read my last sentence?

Lordave:
So we should light candles for just 30 inconsequential lives wasted in Paris?


How many packets did they lit for dead Nigerians when Boko Haram was persistently murdering in hundreds

englishmart:
God knows I won't pay that money

sinkhole:
If they cut PMB's head and put it on GEJ's body, what do you think will happen? So so confusion, people will see PMB's head but the body will look like that of GEJ and the whole amalgamation will still be saying "I am for nobody . . ."

starpon1:
I swear wit my blood any zoo army DAT will shoot at any Biafra peaceful protest again. because of dis damn rant from burantashi, will see d best of me. am not a chest beater like d waste do say ask of me AGU JI EGBE!!!!!

looseweight:
Please, what is the name of dbanj's latest song

ishiamu:
Nice boobs

STILESGANG:
Look at the piece of trash,but they expect us to be jumping all over the place because it was built by a Nigeria.We shouldn't even be putting stuffs like this online,It makes us look like a joke to to other countries.

NOBLEDANDY:
You are the nonentity here till you prove me otherwise....

Beside that words on bold doesn't need an hyphen is a single word.

Holywizard:
that is why i like the whites.
our security operatives shud arrest him immediately oo.

Nigeria is a dull country!!

FreeGlobe:
I bet you Kayode Fayemi will cry this night over this one.. After all the junketing across the globe with Buhari

STILESGANG:
Nigerians love celebrating mediocrity.Does this look like a plane to you?

chukwudi44:
I think the twitter user handed a heavier blow on our beloved English Language!! RIP English language

dason4life:
How much come be the phone na?

loomer:
That hammer too small self

ShakurM:
[color=#000050]Her boyfriend ehnn!!

If she cheats na him go apologise, ' I'm regrettably sorry, I should have knocked'
Dude go form female Drake sharply [/color]

omooba969:
@bolded,

Buhari & PMB no be the same again?

omooba969:
Wagbayi, karabata ni iyi e!

omooba969:
But u knw say dog wey go lost no go hear the whistle of itz owner !

seunmsg:
Even Ojukwu recognises the leadership qualities of PMB and hence, the joint protest that he embarked on with the general. If he was to be alive today, am sure he will guide the misguided Igbo youths away from the path of hatred and destruction that Nnamdi Kanu is currently leading them to. He definitely won't want the Igbos of today to make the terrible mistake he led his people into making in the 60's.

searching4loove:
UNTIL WE ALLOW THE FULANI'S TO GRAZE THEIR CATTLES IN PEACE, EXPECT MORE OF THIS. IF NOT GREED AND SELFISHNESS WHY WOULD ANYONE DENY THE FULANIS GRAZING RIGHTS ON FARMS WHEN WE ALL DEPEND ON THE NORTH FOR SUPPLY OF MEAT I THINK WE SHOULD GIVE THE FULANIS THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE FOR PEACE TO REIGN

seunmsg:
FFK is the next leader of Biafra. He will achieve the feat that Ojukwu couldn't achieve before running away to coted'ivore. And of course, he will legitimately claim Bianca as his official reward for liberating the Igbo race.

Rapmoney:
MTN na thief!!! Sometimes, they send you messages that don't go to your inbox but appear on the screen of your phone. The moment you mistakenly press the 'Ok button', sorry bro, your 30 or 50 Naira dor go!!! . Orue!!!