₦airaland Forum

If na me.... That doctor fit land for ICU

matkid:
baba u took it personall........... forgot Ronaldo and messi talk make u live long oooo.......na person way chop bellefull get time argue...... Niger tough nw ooo

Lol... TRUE

matkid:
for real?.........,look at wat u are saying because of Ronaldo dat doesn't even know u exist........chai we have lost it in dis country

I will do the same if he talks ill of your family, if he can redicule someone's family for cheap likes on nairaland.... Then why shouldn't he Do the math

Expert17:
Hv ur Family hd Breakfast , not to mention lunch

Shut the FCK up assholeeeeeee

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
Murdered who?. Ronaldo and his family are still wailing over Van Dijk's yab.

Why not worry about what your family will have for dinner .... If not indomie and one egg

gibzzhd:
mother wailed sister wailed what a bitter family.Ronaldo really has it's genetically

Why not present your humble family here let's judge..... Azzhole!!! That's if you even have one.... your Father a drunkard!!! Mother a slut!!!! Sisters HIV positive patients

light099:
A really sad time for Tap-in, his family and his wack fans .
Van Dijk is just one of the many stars who know Messi is the goat while Ronaldo is just a tap in.
Great players have acknowledged Messi, only the unanalytical rats who call themselves Ronaldo's fans who watch the back of their TV's compare Tap-in to Messi. Because Ronaldo is tall, handsome and fit, that sentiment has made him better than Messi according to his fans, set of sentimental, unanalytical fans. Even some ladies who never watch 2secs of football before will all come online and be shouting Ronaldo because they like his stature. Trash

It's a great football abomination calling Tap-inaldo a goat . We appreciate his hardwork and tap-in goals have helped many times but goal is just one of those things. Even if Messi never scored any goal in life, his shiit will still be better footballer than tap-in. Sometimes you want to cry you see Messi play, that's why he's called an alien. Watching Messi on the field is thrill.

Thank God for Messi, I can't imagine a tap-in collecting the awards all these years, just because he knows how to convert free tap-in to goals.

While Ronaldo's wack fans keep wailing, every player on the field knows Ronaldo is not even a rival.
Meanwhile, this is how players do to the real goat. The pictures say it all.

If Ronaldo happens to be your brother you won't say all these.... Am sure your whole generation have never won anything even plastic peg...... Ronaldo 1week salary is a life time dream come true for your depressed family


JERK

I don't even know if it's mtn or chrome...... Dem one kill me!!!!! 1gb plus everyday .... I don't stream, or skim around IG ... Just pubg most times

Mutemenot:
No wonder he wore that safety shoe , must be well arranged

Mad o!! Lwkm

mikezuruki:
LOL
I guess with the 5G comes new model phones

Even mtn 4g dey lick my RN7 battery (4000mah)..... Bigger battery and fast charging will help with 5G

mikezuruki:
Is this not madness? That even 4G is only available in 3 cities in the whole of Nigeria, now they want to test 5G. Shouldn't 4G be circulated first at least

Mtn 4G one kill me on Sunday game of 635mb took almost 1hr plus to download cutting my battery life from 60% to 35%

Mood11:
We should help you to unsex?

Did you not do eeeeh aaaah when he was chuking you

You claim to be in love but small quarrel you rush go collect pritck for neighbouring state

MAD O!!!! LWKMD

BoboKush:
Nah.... Battery saver only

Yes, just battery saver

GrandMufti:
For now only China ROM has that feature

No wonder

BoboKush:
Wow update is here..... RN7.....

Does it have Ulta battery saving?

Virus99:
Guy that's lapalapa... You no dey bath well

Go and buy ose agoyin and iron sponge.

Mad o!!! Loooolz

01mcfadden:
I love David but sincerely speaking, the Kobe is shaking. I hate hooliganism.
Soon he'd beg the guy and might even offer to give him money. What's the point with medicine after death?
This is becoming too much?

Only God knows what the guy said to obo.... There is no smoke without fire, maybe the guy sef break bottle but e nor fast reach obo.... I might be wrong, violence is never the answer..... LIFE NA WISDOM

30k

eminem1300:
. Bro 40 is small step up and its urs

Hw much?

crafteck:
Ur price is generous, Xbox has no value

Hah hah can we deal?

crafteck:
Lol

Y u dey laugh bros

I will pay 40k

Martinez39:
There are no such thing. They are myths. People are responsible for their actions. Hold her accountable and dump her. Cheating is an unforgivable offense and she is deliberately lying that it's the spirit of incubus and succubus. Lmao . I am sure that when you are not looking, she is having a good laugh at you.

Incubus and succubus. Lol. What sort thing is this?

The op and his gf are both mad, that incubus and succubus is "bus"shit

GistOffer:
The EFCC, Ibadan zonal office, has arrested two blood brother for extorting internet fraudsters with promises to shield them from possible arrest by the Commission. .

The siblings – Olatunji Joe Beyioku (35) and Oluwayomi Beyioku (37) - were arrested in Abeokuta, Ogun State, on Friday, November 15, 2019, during a sting operation.

EFCC operatives had embarked on discreet investigations into the activities of the suspects when it was discovered that they are in the habit of the extorting ‘Yahoo Boys’ to help them evade arrest by the EFCC. .

According to EFCC Statement, the suspects claimed to be spy police officers with the rank of Deputy Superintendent of Police, DSP, and have ‘assisted’ the Commission with information on the whereabouts of internet fraudsters within the town, but it was discovered that they only expose those who failed to meet their demand, while others willing and ready to play ball are shielded.

It was also discovered that they have made several million of naira sabotaging the Commission’s efforts and live large therefrom.

A search conducted on the younger brother’s palatial residence along Lagos-Abeokuta Expressway suggested that they may be living far above their means. .

Items found in the multi-million naira building also raised suspicion of the brothers’ possible involvement in other forms of criminal activities.

Items recovered from them include two cars, Honda Accord Crosstour and a Mercedes Benz GLK, different brands of mobile phones and charms.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2670116293010844&id=509762239046271

If you remember vividly early this year when efcc caught some Yahoo boys in lagos, this fair guy was inside Benz saying "as long as Yahoo boys refuse to settle him, that he will keep arresting them"

This guy na splinter cell:Double agent

GuestLog:
1. As a university student, you have the great opportunity of affiliate marketing. Get any program that rewards cash for referrals, print the marketing catch along with your links and paste everywhere paste able. (Passive income)

2. You can also sell 2nd hand clothes to girls and reap money like a pro. (Risk of debt)

3. Also, register as a POS agent in the hostel. People can make withdrawal from you without going to town to make money withdrawal. (High risk of robbery)

4. Organise interdepartmental beauty peagents or month-end shows. (You need support from stakeholders)

5. Open a shop besides the hostel for gas refill and also sell hotplates. (Low risk)

6. Soccer viewing center if the hostel doesn't have a common room with TV. (Low risk)

7. Open a well packaged Akara joint. Trust me, you will build a house from this. (Low risk if you can put your pride aside)

8. Laundry service. (Low risk)

9. Video games & snooker joint. (Low risk)

10. Fast food joint or. Indomie & eggs, kinda business. (Low risk but your grades may suffer if you do not manage your time well)

Business Ideas To Avoid

* Betshop
* Prostitution
* Sale of stolen items
* Malpractice agent
* Pimpin'
* Gigalo

My one Kobo advice
Find time to learn a skill in a relevant trade to your studies. It'll keep you many steps ahead of your peers and secure your future better.

He can make a lot of money from cloths if he is fashion oriented, plus the university can be his primary source of income if he can make friends with the rich kids

Eportal123:
A die hard fan that uses his hard earned money to watch and support his boyhood club and not you who just watches soccer at viewing centers and livescores.com

Hmmmm

Pained fans