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Very funny and sad.

Ayomideayo:
they haf break our uncle heart
Guys, dont you ever fall in love with a girl that just got heartbroken, any intimacy of any kind you might have during that time, my bros forget it...shes just trying to use you to forget her ex...

I tell u! A living witness here. Happened not twice and she left on each occasion without even batting an eyelid. We all grown now and better for it. What if she stays and secretly continues to be available to him? Better relax OP. If u go on this revenge spree, remember ur own sisters, daughter later in life and other women in your life. That is not even talking of you meeting your match who could make u even suicidal? Gba f'Olorun nisinmi oooo. Life goes on. The worst time to play love is when she just got wounded. You would end up used like banana peel.

GamalNasser:
It very temporary , the jobs will be back once this is over but will Buharis jobs ever even arrive ? We are still waiting for the jobs he promised rather he has stopped the NBS from releasing unemployment stats . Shameless people

The question is: How are people supposed to survive? We know of food. What of water and other necessities of life? There are places people go two three streets to fetch water. How are they going to cope now with lockdown? And those goats deployed to monitor compliance don't have the kind of reasoning and milk of kindness to understand situations and be flexible. Oh God! Have mercy on your people and deliver us from all threats, virus and non-virus.

funmisticqueen2:
patients and their relatives are lying about thier travel history up and down, so this is going to make healthworkers discriminate you. This has already happened in 3 teaching Hospitals where patient and his relatives deliberately hid travel history, then later died. Infecting a lot of doctors, nurses, cleaners and so on. This news is being suppressed. Trust me, nigerians will get what is coming. Once you cough, straight to NCDC. Since people want to be stupid and greedy.


Since some Hospitals are reducing our salaries so that they can be prepared for COVID 19,since Hospitals refuse to supply PPE. NCDC is just witnessing the beginning.

Very pathetic. I doubt that those medics have any insurance sef. In short, if they die, na their loss. What a country!

Sheuns:
Don’t mind him. They’re planning on looting the resources meant to do the tests

That is in addition to the fact that they are not organised and were merely making political joke of the issue before it got here. That much was said by one of them when shit hit town.

philfearon:
It's a no brainer.
But, i understand it's because of the cost of performing the test for Covid-19 that he is indirectly hinting at anyway.

It is d cost that is their worry jare. You just hit it on the head. What I need to understand is how doctor's physical examination of patient would rule out URTI. Presentation and findings are likely going to be same but how would that identify the causative agent, in this case coronavirus? And to take it home, nurses, doctors and other frontline staff have no PPE. Common surgical masks are not available and you want proper 'exams'? You try our professor.

We need all the 'help' we can get oooo to help treat these our highly priced, more than equal govt officials and rich people with Covik 1-9. Remember we cannot run to their countries again so if we can import them here, same purpose could still be achieved. If you know, you know. I no kuku mention names

They should ask him to go home. In his house, he definitely has all the 'executive' powers he may wish as well as retinue of aides. Yeyenatu!

May his soul rest in peace.

They have come again. The said 'pastor', state and church no get name abi? Make una keep ejaculating over anything to tarnish this glorious calling and way of life of children of God.

BafanaBafana:
Those CRA guys and busy body. Who send them?
Now this man has gotten them served.

He served nothing. One was asked to say 'To' and in response said 'You people leave me jare. I can't be saying ''To-To-To'' joor'. How are you contributing towards effort at ameliorating this problem and he listed such after starting with quarrel. Hehehehehe......

Multiplier7:
This MURIC quoted exactly what Bishop David Oyedepo said on the second day of fasting and prayer against corona virus during the spiritual weeknof emphasis. Proverb 26 vs 4 & 5

Only copy copy full their body

Hahahahaha......let his quote from that book instead so we know what is instructed given the circumstance. We may not understand the Arabic humming but at least we understand 'Engrish' and I know that translation exists.

APCNig:
Are there groups that extort Nigerians of their first salaries other than the Church? NO. Are there groups that extort Nigerians of 10% of their income other than the Church? NO.

You cry more than the bereaved. Na your salary or 10%?

NaijaMutant:
They should be shot on sight

Seconded! What wickedness..

We hardly hear of this ridiculous killings by soldiers up north. Aboki soldiers, well-done oooo...

We all want to 'marry them soon' even when we know not where the next meal comes from

Won't be surprised if some useless people have gone to privately 'quarantined' those PPE for business. All these afterthought press releases assuring the nurses of adequate equipments would not have materialised but for the demand by those patriotic nurses. Useless, selfish, depraves and money-craving lunatics everywhere! Good work nice nurses. God help us all.

His misyarn has started again. That's how he claimed we were prepared only for them to now start begging when shit started knocking.

Maybe the truck parked beside the road and the driver was answering call of nature when it happened because to me, the position of greatest depth seems off that road. Taking the 'explosive' story with pinch of salt and Maggi sef.

Senseless, fanatical, uneducated, uninformed, backward, stone aged, low life, demented, hunger struck 'yoots' one is unfortunate to share breathing space with. Everything to them na 'go' and they move like soldier ants for blood and destruction. Just press their mumu religious buttons. Chikenan!

Would feel no sorry for anyone arrested because of irresponsibility and stubbornness if heart.

Halo22:
Each time I read posts from these set of fools that call themselves Northern youths, I get disappointed in their mindset. In as much as I am not supporting Bishop Oyedepo's violation of the guidelines by the federal government, I must say that these northern hopefuls who are supposed to be providing some panacea to the issues in their region are taking advantage of unnecessary situations to heat up the polity. How many of the Islamic imams and elders have been arrested for making ill-statements? Some of their leaders even claim responsibilities of supporting the more dreaded Fulani herdsmen that have claimed more lives than the covid-19 scourge worldwide. It's pathetic we exist in the same contraption with such idiosyncratic elements.

Very very pathetically unfortunate.

Tareq1105:
After the last Friday jumat bcoz IGP son got married there.

Oyedepo pepper dem.

Dem think say we nor know

Ladylite:
So the Iman who also didn't obey the same law should remain free and congratulated?

Nigerians are too blind.

You dey mind those misguided and irrelevant lot? This call would probably have made sense if they had called on government to do same to their Mallams that flouted the rule on Friday. They just love sounding, empty barrels gbogbo.

I am ashamed reading this lame excuse. People perish for lack of knowledge. Why are we like this in this country despite all our literacy? Why is there no truth on and off the altar? Govt lies, religious leaders lie, business men and women lie, civil servants lie, all lies, lies and more lies! I'm really ashamed and sad at same time.

Cattle never received attention before like in this government. Lucky chaps. Good to have your own at the helm. What am I even saying? Nigerians are even seen as lesser beings.

Premeditated! Murder on his head.

RIP. Several uncontrollable vomiting suggests raised ICP. Something happened inside the skull after the fall which they thought was minor. Quite unfortunate he died before help could reach him.

Iranu! You are not cool with the name, deal with it!

'Living in bondage' comes to mind.

NaijaMutant:
Mallam Nasir El-rufai is a true definition of a clout chaser




That guy can do anything for attention

No be lie

damilare442:
Audio

I tell you