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@ thonia
saw ya pic and actually impressed by what i saw

@thonia

lets meet

@poster

answer first

@thonia
lets talk

ThoniaSlim:
Abeg na guys do pass oh.

to an extent

@ poster
let me tell u what happened to me and my gal.

she came around visiting me 4 the first time in my place after we've  had a lot of phone intimacy and all that.
the day she came to my place she was all over me  ie kissing hugging pecking just name it even cuddling.

when it was time to sleep (ofcourse it had to be on the same bed), i allowed her to rest (after a long journey) till around 2.00am. i was not really asleep, but keeping watch .

at about time, i started cuddling her/smooching her, at first she resisted (understandably the first night with me).  she said " it was too early and that she would not want to have x with me now". guess what, i paused a bit ( so that i could restrategise and not to make it seem as though i wanted to rape her.

after some time say 20mins, i started touchin her and this time, the more she resisted, the more i continued my escapade till i entered her. can u imagine what she said to me!!!!!!!!!
well she mourned till she shed   joy **********. she even appreciated me by callin me a god.

that morning we had rounds of x till day break.  

THIS STORY WILL TEACH U DAT A GIRLS "NO" IS ACTUALLY HER "YES".

jhibola:
DO You HAVE A JOB FOR HIM

is this person a HER or  a HIM?

HI WELLI

@ POSTER

DO U HAVE A JOB?

HOW DO I CONNECT MY LAPTOP TO THE INTERNET USING A PHONE?

HOW DO I PARTITION MY LAPTOP CURRENTLY RUNNING VISTA. I WISH TO INCLUDE XP.

HELP NEEDED IN DETAILS PLZ.

bigproject:
Hello,
I have a nice job now through nairaland and I wish to get a good girl through this forum, any interested and qualified babe should please apply as soon as possible. reach me on tunji_bigproject@yahoo.com or call 08053050830

OYO. THIS NA REAL BIG PROGECT. . I NO FIT LAFF
INSTEAD OF U TO GO THANK UR GOD SAY U DON GET JOB, U DEY HERE DEY LOOK 4 GIRL. ABEG GO RELIGION SECTION.

check her out

Makosi Musambasi, 24, who Philips described as ‘the feminist Zimbabwean nurse’ exposed herself to be anything but someone concerned with challenging gender inequality. She instead, made a mockery of African women by abusing her faux-Africentric image to ruthlessly prostitute her own external beauty. Her ugly inner self dominated by loose moral values, extreme vanity, a compulsive need to lie and a craving for acceptance by Europeans was rivaled only by Derek.


www.ligali.org/images/makosi_antics.jpg

pls what's the price of this HP laptop.

model: dv6700
HDD: 160gb
RAM: 1gb
speed: 1.66ghz
type: intel core 2 duo

WIDE SCREEN 15.4"

in between theses two guys r ladies.
for mike tyson, he made so much money that the love for g-strings striped him all his wealth. the society over there did not help either.

for 2face, this guy is destroying his bright future. whatever he may think now, let him remember that whatever goes up surely does come down and ur past antcedents will surely speak for u.
money is so powerful that it intoxicates. i don't blame 2face cos if it were in the us or abroad, those pregnant gals would have got the bettter of him. anyway let's say he is apitalising on the on loop holes in our society.

SOMEONE SHOULD ADVICE 2FACE NOW.

@ poster

how naive u are.
u even sound and type like a 12 year old.
pls switch off ur caps lock.

advice: neva eva love the gal more than u love urself or else her dad may shoot u this time.

bros how many u don sleep wit?

i love ma gal, but she can't cook.

one day (durin my service year in a yoruba land) i asked her to prepare pepper soup for my friends and i,
to my greatest astonishment she replied " i don't know how to cook yoruba pepper soup".
i mean we r both non-yorubas and i don't think pepper soup has a special tribe connection.

she can't even prepare egusi soup or even jellof rice.

abeg house any future for this babe and i.

i'm not even ready to teach anyone how to cook cos most times i'm on the field and expect my food on the table when i arrive home.

yes i love her soooooooo much but i can't eat love
pls house what do i do cos to worsen the situation, i'm a food critic i.e. i eat good food.

@ busta

any reasons why the union won't work?
aren't they productive as man and woman?
are u going to base ur argument based on occupation?

as far as reproduction is concered, for the woman to bear kids, the man will have to mate her not his occupation mating her.
i don tire sef

Seun:
Your lady-friend is a clerk and her boyfriend is an entrepreneur. She should count herself lucky.

@ poster

WORD

ashe2:
cixluv u for name yourself cheapluv since u like it cheap u wan do but u no wan service wel if you can't afford it masturbate or buy toys i don't think dose demand

what does ashe2 mean? do i say ashi no. 2 or ashawo no. 2

@ POSTER

u wan loss!!!!!!! 
abi u no see fine ibo guys for imo state.

anyway advice is this: u can love another man (ibo this time just like this delta man)

r u sure u love  him or u love the fact that he is from an oil producing place?   

shine your  OOOOOOOOO. THOSE PEOPLE  DEY GO %^&*$#@ LIKE SAY NA CHURCH. 
THIS IS A CANDID ADVISE FROM ME TO You. I'M NOT BEING TRIBALISTIC HERE.

anyway holla me at cixluv@yahoo.com 4 more discussions if u care.

@ et al

i've had dates with gals and i have come to understand that:
(1) those who don't call to appreciate even though they enjoyed the outing, r the hungry ones.
(2) those who call to appreciate the outing r open minded and nice. i mean they just enjoyed themselves.
(3) those who don't appreciate r not humble and try to feel among, even though they've neva been to an eatry etc.
(4) those who apprecite u have had dates and r aware that appreciating it means ticket 4 another date.

etc

any chic who does not appreciate a date with me, simply & naturally will not/neva get another one from me.

it's that simple i mean