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Give those beautiful quarters just one year, it'll become an eyesore. Most soldier wives and their children dey do dirty wella

Tjra:
I hope you will be able to forgive them when they visit you?

U never sin before? God no dey forgive you. No dey ever support jungle justice because what goes around comes around.

Bluntguy:
Time don reach again. Tomorrow him go sing arise o compatriots.

All content making from his side to distract Nigerians

Kalulu44:
Good evening guys! Sorry for always boring you guys with my endless stories.
Just that I can't stop laughing at most of them as it has turn everyday comedy to me.
Some days ago you rmbr the fufu story I shared. Another funny incident (to me) just happened inside the hotel I worked as a security this afternoon.
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It was around 3pm and the sun was very much, so I left my duty post which was hot to go relaxed at the pool side bar which is not far away from my post.
I was charging and browsing with my phone when a customer droved in.
I know the man very well cus I have once did something for him. He sat close to where I was.
He called for the bar girl to bring him a drink. When the girl brought it, he asked if they have cigarettes. The girl said nope, they don't sell cigarettes.
So I volunteered to go help him buy one, he gave me 2k to help him get one pack of Benson Switch.
As I was going, one guy 3 tables from where we were stood up and walk to where we were and volunteer to go buy the cigarette cus he too will like to smoke.
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The man oblige him and me too gladly gave him the money cus the sun was too much. He went and came back 20min later.
After he gave the man the cigarettes and the man shared some with him. He told us to go take the drink of our choice from the bar girl.
I ordered for Trophy and the guy ordered for Goldberg.
The guy went back to his table and continue his drinking and smoking. While I was pressing my phone and sipping my drink.
The man was drinking his and also pressing his phone. Even though we were sitting very close to each other, we weren't talking. Everybody was on his own.
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Not long after, the other guy that went to buy the cigarette walk to where we were again and said to the man in Igbo language with jokes o.
He said: Oga, thank you for the beer. But I don't know if I can get another bottle cus my mother has two breast and I suck two breast while growing up and still sucking now with my girlfriend hahahaha.
The man looked up at him with some sort of anger, didn't say anything for some seconds while the guy kept begging and saying "no be by force o, na just be say if I dey drink, na two bottles and above bcus of my mama two breast"
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I guess the guy's second speech makes the man loosing up and burst into laughter.
And he finally spoke, "Mr Man if you want make am two bottles just to balance your mama breast, buy one for yourself and complete it"
The guy then said again, "my chairman, na you start am now, help me complete am"
The man shooked his head, laughed again and said "guy, iwere obi o" meaning you have guts.
He then said he should go collect another bottle if that will make him happy.
As the guy was leaving, he turned to me and jokingly said. What of me, didn't I want to go and complete my mother's breast too buy taking another bottle.
I burst into a serious laugh, and then decline the offer.
He too continue laughing and said, nothing wey man no go see and hear.
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The guy came back holding the second bottle and thanked him before returning back to his table. Me and the man continue talking and laughing until the lady he invited came and I just excused them.
Omo, laugh wan tear my belle seriously.
Which one be make I complete my mama two breast hahahaha.
Guys how una see this matter?
@CJStarz
@Wotowotoman
@TheStoriesOfMan
@StephenOmozzy
@Pootle
@Sonnobax15
@femi4
@Mariangeles
@Namaster
@Lamasta
@Wordson
@Dominique
And all my yard people wey I no rmbr now.

Really laughing at the whole scenario now as an adult bit when we were children in primary school then, we would always remind the giver who gives us one kulikuli during break time that our mothers' breast is 2 and not one , and immediately he completes it by giving us extra. 🤣🤣

It's on record that a Yoruba man ordered the killing of those innocent Asaba boys and men.
Mod, if you ban me for quoting what I heard in the commentary, you go collect😂

Not a new thing. Common among some communities in Eastern Nigeria. Idemmili people of Anambra state and Awo. Idemmili in Imo state, amongst other places. Used to see them in my maternal grandma's kitchen. She will just gently remove it with a stick. You'll even see one recoiled around a new baby. When a titled man dies,it comes to his compound to bid him farewell.
No one dares kill them. If you did, by mistake, you'll bury it as one buries a human, if you refuse, anything you see you take. Things dey happen o

The woman was absolutely right. D man wan take style commit self kpaing for her shop.

tesseract:
Kudos to the forest guards. But this their costumes looks funny. The shades are ridiculous. 😭😭😂😂😂

If only you know the function of these shades

Cricket,Rugby not my thing.
I concur absolutely with your posits here.
For Super Eagles,no one takes it from Jay Jay. Ironically he never won African Footballer of the year.
CR7 remains the greatest after Pele and Maradona. Messi? It is what it is...

Kalulu44:
Good morning guys, it's another weekend of club Football action which will all have missed for the past three weeks.
I'm your guy Kalulu44. The Man United, Super Eagles, Enyimba and CR7 devoted fan.
Yeah, I want us to leave football and talk other sports as this is a Sports forum.
And this topic is Greatest Of All Time (GOAT) of other sports each and everyone of us know.
Just as there's debate of who the goat in football is, so I believe it will be in other sports. And I believe will all have our own preference.
It's from that preference we will know who the Goat in such sports is.
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So I will do mine and expect to see yours in the comment sections, thank you.
Lets get it on.
In football, without mincing words just like I said earlier. I'm a 100% CR7 fan, but when it comes to the goat of football. I won't be ashamed to say it's Lionel Messi. My fellow CR7 fans, sorry I just have to admit and say the truth. But it doesn't take away the greatness and legend of CR7 in the beautiful game too.
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In Basketball, I am a die hard fan of the legendary late Kobe Bryant. But when it comes to the Goat in Basketball, nobody takes it away from Michael Jordan.
He revolutionise the game of Basketball. Never mind the PR scheming of wanting to place Lebron James above him.
King James is not even above Kobe Bryant in my opinion.
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In Tennis, this is a hard one for me.
I'm a die hard fan of Rafael Nadal. Novak Djokovic has the highest grandslam wins, but my own Goat of the Tennis game is Roger Federer. Yes he ended up with 20 grandslams while Nadal has 22 and Djokovic 24. But nobody made my generation and genZ love the beautiful game of Tennis than Federer. He was the supreme playmaker when it comes to Tennis. He's just unlucky not to win more than he won in his career. He was even the first to reach 20 grandslams before he was overtaking by the other 2 musketeers.
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In Athletics or should I say track and field. Unlike the others, I am giving it to the person I am a die hard fan of his, Usain Bolt. This to me is supposed to be a unanimous decision that needs no opposing. But I will love to see who will oppose the decision and give us that unigue guy greatest than him.
Honourable mention includes Carl Lewis and Michael Johnson.
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In Swimming, didn't watch the sports that much except on few occasions. But I read and follow the sports enough to know that no one comes close to Michael Phelps "the fish".
Man won multiple gold medals in Olympics and FINA world cups that no athletes in other sports have surpassed.
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In Golf, for the fact nobody has surpassed his PGA titles won, it still remain Tiger Woods for me. He made me know about the game of Golf even though till date I still don't know how the game is played and the criteria for recording their results and wins.
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In Boxing, I grew up in the era of iron Mike Tyson and I was a huge fan of his. But after knowing more about the sports and watching older clips and highlights. You can't take it away from Cassius Clay later known as Muhammed Alli as the Goat of boxing.
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In Formula One, I am thorn between Michael Schumacher and Lewis Hamilton. Both are 7 times winners of the F1 race and Lewis Hamilton still active but has retrogress is still aiming for the 8 title to go clear and claim top spot. I will give it to Lewis Hamilton cus I'm a strong fan of his, but I am not taking anything away from Schumacher cus he revolutionise the sports. So this is a bias vote for me.
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So these are the 8 major sports I followed passionately even though football is my number 1. And those are the names of legends of the various sports who I think are the respective Goats of their sport.
I still know of other sports like Cricket, Rugby, Volleyball, Handball, Gymnastics, Pole Vault, Marathon, ecetera. But I don't follow them passionately like the ones above. Especially Cricket, till date I don't understand how the game is played and how they record their scores.
So I will like to hear from you guys that knows about these other sports I am not so much interested in and tell us about their Goats and also agrees with the ones I choose or dispute them.
Let's go there......
@Fergie001
@Namaster
@Angelfrost
@Lamasta
@femi4
@Wotowotoman
@CJStarz
@Sonnobax15
@Dominique
@Sccarrr
@Seunmsg
@SonOfGod
@TheStoriesOfMan
And all our yard people that I fail or forget to mention.

Daguccizgreat:
Nigerian women are so despicable and wicked

Are you a Nigerian? If yes, your mom falls into that category as well. How's that?

From day one we knew he was 'Yoruba' and never Igbo.
I pray he reconnects with his dad unless he didn't marry his mother.

Kalulu44:
True that, but there's a way you will lost #100 and you will want to use 1k to find it.

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And no one is held responsible?

He may be innocent, afterall

Kalulu44:
Lolz! Maka why?

Hahaha
He behaved like a sissy.
Real Gs don't go that low

Inferiority complex is embedded in your genes because nobody has come out to tell you guys you're inferior. As a man thinks in his heart so he is

To nod the man jus dey hungry me.

Kalulu44:
Hmmmm.... Back then Nollywood was my thing but not now again. I don't even know majority of the current actors

More of nudity these days, someone said

Kalulu44:
There's something going at my place of work that usually vexed me.
As you all know I am a security officer in a big local hotel.
Different clients and customers patronize the hotel especially the youth and yahoo guys.
It's most of these yahoo guys that get me annoyed the most.
They come in with flashy cars, expensive clothes and gadgets.
You will see them with OS drinking expensive wines and beers. Chopping nkwobi and what's not.
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But any slight thing, abeg officer you get charger make I take charge my phone. You get type C cord, you get charger head.
Like wtf, just accross the hotel premises is this wheelbarrow guys selling phone accessories. They won't buy, where they're coming from are numerous phone accessories sellers.
Their always excuse is, I forgot my charger at home. My phone was full before I left home so didn't think I will need it.
And most times it's not even them that wants to use it but for the Os they carried.
In my office I have two charger heads and different cords.
But borrow borrow has taken most of them without bringing it back.
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One of them really got me angry ystday just that I surpress the anger. This guy is the plug to most of the guys in terms of smoke and drugs. The least of the smoke he sells is 1k.
He always borrowed my charger, both the cord and head. Ystday he came again, though I wasn't using it but I told him someone is using it.
He hissed and went away, 15min later he came back and was like "bros abeg nah, my phone don die and I wan call one of my clients" with harsh tone o, as if I am owing him charger or the cause of losing that client.
I didn't know he came back bcus he sighted the charger where I kept it.
I was like wetin be this nah, how much charger wey you no fit buy? Why you go get phone and no charger, e make sense.
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And he was like, "bros you carry me for mind" I didn't say anything again, I just pointed to where the charger is and he went and took it. Is usual excuse was he left his charger at home. That's not the first nor second time he has been saying that.
This afternoon again, a guy drove in with Lexus E350. He passed all those phone accessories sellers just across the road from the hotel. Immediately he parked, he walk straight to my place. Abeg officer I fit see type C cord for your hand.
I wanted to explode and say something that will really get him angry. I just kept my cool and shook my head, no.
He later collected from one of the Os he knows.
I then began asking myself, why are all these guys always asking of necessary things they know they need when one has a phone?
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I'm still scratching my head to think, how can I have a phone and no charger. Like me, the only thing that will make me beg for charger is if mine spoilt in the night and I can't go get another one.
The next day sharparly I have gotten another one. Secondly, if I am going anywhere. I don't miss going with my phone charger. Even if I have entered bus or okada and I rmbr, I am going back for it except we have gone far.
And to think most of this guys always asking don't look broke. Whether it's the laziness to go and buy it I can't say.
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Another thing that always get me annoyed there is. Most of these guys coming to the hotel are now my padi. They hail and greet me very well.
Most have offered me smoke and drinks.
I don't and have never smoke in my life.
I drink once in awhile and not when I am on duty. So I rather tell them to give me the money which sometimes they do. And with this they know I don't smoke.
But any small thing they'll come to me, "officer abeg you get lighter there, abeg you get rizla"
Nna eh! Sometimes I feel like sparking and shouting at them, but bcus of how good they have been to me, I will just calm down and tell them nope.
Why una go dey continue dey ask me for lighter or even rizla when una know very well say I no dey smoke.
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And as it's now, I am thinking of buying some pack of cigarettes and lighter and keep. I will be selling it to them whenever they need it especially the cigarettes cus I noticed in the middle of the night when the aboki at the front of the hotel closed, they usually ask me where to get it.
So guys, this are few of my experience at a local hotel as a security officer.
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@Prinsam
@Lamaster
@TheStoriesOfman

They're simply irresponsible boys, orrrrrr.... there may be more to their begging of chargers than meet the eye.

Cigarettes selling?,Bro. We're in this world but not of this world. My take. Anyhow, AG still 'flows' in our 'veins'.

I pray you find something bigger so you can exit that environment. God can do it.

Ma guy, like seriously,I can't pin that face o.Nollywood not my thing way back. I'd rather cool off with Prison Break, First Blood,or Fast and Furious than with Nollywood.

Kalulu44:
Good evening my good people of Nairaland.
Not a genZ and have been a lover of good music right from my teenage age.
In the hotel I am working now as a CSO, they always start the evening with old skool songs.
And today, 2Face's song or album was the one the DJ started with since 6pm till now I am typing this.
Over 15 of his tracks has been played but there's one particular song of his that I haven't ever heard both here or anywhere else.
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Infact since early 2010s I first heard that song and fell in love with it. I haven't heard it played anywhere both on radio, parties, clubs or any household.
Even to download it is rare, I only hear and watch it on YouTube just like I did right now.
The title of the song is "Forgive And Forget". A very nice and soulful song, one of my top 5 of Tuface's songs.
Why it's not been played at all keeps me wondering. Most people don't know 2face has such a song. Anybody I tell it to don't seem to know it.
In the video I saw this beautiful vixen who I rmbr very well was a Nollywood actress back then, but honestly I have forgotten her name.
She just went into oblivion.
@Naptu2
@Racoon
@CJStarz
@Pootle
@Fergie001
And other Agbalagba like me, abeg who rmbr the girl name? Pls remind me, thanks.

Oyibo no believe in generational curses but this is what it is.... Generational curses.

Abacha has been vindicated.
He no do reach this level o.

chiiraq802:
I will put my left hand inside my pocket and shout Allahu Akbar while running into the crowd.

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Yemite132:
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People so shamelessly advertising their immoral life style in a public platform

Sonofgod1990:
Am here just to relax

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Sonofgod1990:
She will retrieve the money


Same thing happened to me when I mistakenly transferred 300 million to a business partner instead of 3 million naira. At first the man traveled out from Nigeria to United States. I letter involved FBI and they caught the man with a woman in a hotel room

Wetin big man like you dey do for Nairaland?

Biko NTA should go and replace them

Michael5143:
Sports is not for us...

Nahhh

Yes, under this TINUBULATION era

4-0 too small, dem for make am 12-0

Good one.
Surprised an African billionaire doesn't have a son as an heir and he's very comfortable with it!

Na you be d proper olooodo if you don't know those boys calling 'Dangote' are merely catching cruise which is typical of us, Nigerians.

dmexy33:
I have been a broker, a financial adviser and a Financial technology expert for more than a decade, I was very disappointed to see everyone buying DANGOTE REFINERY IPO and nobody, not even one expert in the field spoke on the implications of owning a share in the IPO.

DANGOTE has read the handwriting on the wall so the decided to go public with his refinery IPO. Now let's look at the reality on ground:

1. Why is DANGOTE going public with the IPO?
I know it is hard to believe but you must understand that after the second world War and the formation of OPEC, The global CRUDE OIL supply became an international product i.e the price of a barrel of crude oil in Saudi or Iran or Venezuela will be the same with the Price of a Barrel of CRUDE OIL in Nigeria. Sometimes there are slight differentials in price but the difference is never more or less above or below $20. So with the war raging in the middle east and has driven the price of CRUDE OIL to over $120/barrel, Fuel at the pump has become more expensive and the war will not stop anytime soon and there is a possibility that we will experience an energy crisis due to fuel being very expensive and unaffordable. There is a possibility that a barrel of CRUDE OIL will hit $500/barrel in 3-4yrs. This is part of the process of phrasing out fossil fuel i.e petrol from being used globally like was done in China and being implemented in the UK. So DANGOTE has read the handwriting on the wall and decided to sell the Petrol refinery to the Nigeria people who ignorantly and blindly rushed it without thinking. Olodo uprising indeed.

2. Will you make profit from the buying into the DANGOTE IPO?
Yes, of course you will. But this is how it will happen; Due to exchange rate differentials, since the war in the middle east and Ukraine_Russia isn't ending anytime soon, it is projected that oil price will continue to go up hence, as oil prices skyrocket and the price of refined oil i.e Fuel at the pumps also continues to rise, you can expect you shares in DANGOTE REFINERY to continue to go up. Basically, as DANGOTE REFINERY SHARES PRICE goes up, cost of living for NIGERIANS WILL GO UP.

3. I see all these content creators and even other Nigerians talking about how they are monitoring DANGOTE trucks and calling DANGOTE, etc
All I have to say is that 99% of Nigerians are olodos. Go and read the agreement, find out what kind of share holder you are and stop disgracing yourselves. When you buy shares in the Dangote Refinery IPO, you become a part-owner of the company, but your role is strictly hands-off. You have no say in the day to day running of the company. #olodouprising.