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Hausas prostrate before elders
Yorubas prostrate before elders
Igbos stand and have handshake with elders.
I'm beginning to think Hausa and Yorubas are cousins.
Igbo amaka

nlfpmod:

He wants to run away after be@ting up their sister at their working place.

He used mopping stick on the girl who is his co staff and told her that she can't do anything, so she called her brothers on him.... pic.twitter.com/Lz0wgW3Nvq

— Christy( mother of many Generations) (@itzchristunique) August 18, 2026

It's Mopping and not mobbing.

Caaz:
my husbands money is our money...mine is our money too.

This woman sef 😂😂
Enjoy
Buy something for your husband too, you hear?
God bless your home

Davido should be very careful henceforth. He has stepped on big and unforgiving toes. He should pray against plane crash. Laid in my spirit to tell him this. He should pray for God's protection against all forms of evil.

kpankpangolo:
I will soon. Aren’t we meant to wait for signs before doing so?

Pls do.

iamoyindamola:
I am allergic to deworming pills, it's one of my poison

How?
You probably take overdose, yes. Take the simple ones, 'Red Ketrax'. It's small and red in colour tablet. 3 tablets taken last thing at night after food. Will cause slightly dizziness but it's nothing to worry about. Even small children take it.

Caaz:
We were at a certain market this morning to get some rods.


I saw this little Hausa girl hawking this snacks .

I told my husband to get some for me.... immediately it entered my mouth it brought back fond memories of when I was a teen.

My brother practically dragged some with me,he won't allow me munch my snack in peace

Bia nne, you couldn't buy this cheap snack with 100 naira for yourself,it must be the man, your husband that will buy for you?
Men don suffer no be small

They might be admiring the car. No way they are thieves. Who's that idiotaaaa with a plank to hit the woman? The IGP should see this!

FYI, He's not an Igbo man

God bless this IGP for this.

Kalulu44:
OS IN LOVE
I have known for a very long time that Os have boyfriends and fall in love too.
But the kind of love two Os I have here has for their guys is unpredecented.
One among them nickname "small pin" is so in love with her guy that, she feeds this guy daily and gives him pocket money everyday.
Will you blame the babe, the guy is tall, fair skin and handsome.
But the guy too is not trying at all. His dependent on the babe has practically made him not to do anything for himself but spends almost 24/7 of the day with her.
I start wondering when the babe hustle for clients that paid their bills.
There was a time guy man was cleaning his nails thru those aboki's that cuts nails.
A friend of his came and told him he too wants to do his and he should pay.
To my greatest surprise from where I was sitting and watching them.
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This guy pointed to his Os babe that sits just across from him, that she's the one that wants to pay o, that he doesn't have money.
I was furious with anger within me, just #200 your guy ask from you, you're still expecting your babe to pay for it.
Fortunately for the friend, babe offered to pay for her guys friend.
Then things took a turn last week Friday during club hours.
While our Os babe was inside knacking one of her clients. Her guy our fine Bobo was flirting with one of the babes that came from outside to club.
One of the close friend of the Os saw it and couldn't swallow it.
She immediately told her colleague when she was done with her clients what's up.
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"Small pin" didn't waste time, she went straight to where her guy was playing snooker with friends and commanded she wants to see him.
I was passing then to my duty post when it occurs. Our guy didn't know how to respond to her command cus his friends were looking to see his reaction. Babe noticed it and politely said in Igbo "biko achum ihun gi" meaning pls I want to see you.
She took him away from the hotel and the prying eyes of friends to outside gate close to my duty post and immediately told him it's over between them.
Mehn guys! You need to see begging from our guy. This incident happened at 11:30pm, this guy held this his Os babe tightly and was begging continuously.
All what I was hearing from the babe from my post was "hapu maka" she continues this statement for close to 20min while our guy was begging. Their noise became loud that I decided to go outside the gate and see what's going on.
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Lol and behold, our guy, our handsome dude was on two knees begging aunty ade in the full glare of onlookers.
He was on that position from 11:45pm till 12:20am. Nna eh! Guys i was livid inside me even though there's nothing I could do.
I called my colleague security guy to come see what I am seeing. That one told me he wasn't surprised, that guy man is trying to protect and secure his investment.
At the end sha, babe forgive him and they held each other back into the hotel.
Honestly from that day, I was really ashame for the guy. But what do I know, he might be gaining more from the Os than I think.
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WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOU'RE IN THIS CLIENT SHOES?
Then there's another Os who also has a boyfriend and madly in love with him. This one even surprised me more with her action. This Os boyfriend comes once in awhile, not like the other one.
But anytime he comes around, our babe suspends anything she's doing and dedicate her whole time to him until he leaves.
She even exchange numbers with me and told me to alert her anytime he's around.
If she goes for outside runs and comes back, the first thing she comes to ask me is: shey my guy show.
Then the unthinkable happened last night.
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A client took our Os babe for outside TDB knacking around 10pm.
Her guy then came by 11:30pm, I don't know who told her her guy is around. Babe left the client from wherever they're and came rushing to be with her guy.
Ehen! I was shocked. Her guy stayed with her till 1:30am before he left.
Babe now call me to escort her to her client.
Fortunately for her, it was just 3 streets away.
On our way, she starts telling me na God safe her say her guy no know say she go outside work. Inside me I was like, a guy that knows you're an Os will be worried about that. I then asked her why was she worried.
She said ah! If her guy knows it's over between them. Honestly guys, I couldn't wrap my head around the meaning of what she just told me.
I then asked her, what about the client she has a contract with, what did she tell him before leaving and what will she tell him now after over 3hrs of absentia.
Babe confidently told me, she no send the client on how he feel. That if he didn't take whatever excuse she gives him so be it.
But that she sha know how to seduce him and he won't bother again.
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Then I asked her the last question before we got there. What if where the client took you is far from here?
She then told me bcus of her guy, she doesn't go far for TDB. It's either in that our hotel or the surrounding area where she can come back quickly in case her guy is around.
My last word were "na wao, you really love this your guy".
She just smiled, we got there. She did 2k for me and I came back.
So guys, this are two occasions that got me bamboozled about Os in love.
What do you think about this guys, and what will you do if you are in the shoes of that client that the Os left bcus of her guy?
I want to hear your thoughts.
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@congo4ka

People jus dey live anyhow lives these days without the fear of God. Those boyfriends of those Os deserve terrible spankings.

This is not Ikokwu o, Wike won't have it very easy demolishing the houses of these big wigs. Going to be a clash of the Titans

He is not an Igbo man o

He mentioned Dangote with his full chest.
Na see finish be dis o

No man celebrates his side chicks.

Congratulations to the couple.

She needs to have her mental state evaluated

ufotunang:
..and she is just 19 years..a girl that should be in tertiary institutions or skills and vocational training or doing petty business...just rush her into marriage and putting pressure on her to have baby

Yes indeed, and probably married off at 14 or 15! Poor child! I pray she gets justice as well.

This lady may not be mentally ok otherwise she should have known she's treading on dangerous paths o. Dey fit kpai her

Thanks for the enlightenment

What's in a name!
Access Bank gave access to fraudsters.
They better change their name biko

Lagbaaja.... Nothing for you

She's needs counseling. She acted out of societal pressure

Bojackk:
Sad she had a cardiac arrest and no Chinese attempted CPR, probably cos she is black

Exactly!
I was very angry watching the Chinese guy in black pull away from her as if she was a leper. This is bad

I'm





U don vex for DSTV no be small

chatinent:
The people who watch this show have drastically reduced.

They should go beck to their cantry.

It will soon leave Nigeria.

I personally stopped using DStv in 2023 after the first hike. Nothing wey dey never tell me to subscribe.. "recharge once and get three months free", "how does six months free sound to you?", "watch your favourite channels with one month free" , "the price for two for one", "iPhone 17 work better in hands like yours who recharge for at least two months in a row", "Merry Christmas to you, your family, and your next 3 months free after your first recharge. Yes free", "Easter is celebrated with love. You can get 6 months free. Interested? Click the link to resume watching", "FIFA is here. Watch for free plus two months subscriptions for free".

Dear DSTv, even if you give me one century free, I still can't afford it. I unmounted your dish and am now considering gifting it to the next iron condemn I see, or sell it to extend my spam blocker apps to never see a text from you.

The most beautiful thing about your app on my tv is that it was very easy to uninstall.

Chioma Davido is an exceptionally kind girl, one of the virtues that made Davido stick to her

kapelvej:
she already wrote about herself about her dirty character towards her husband before she claimed to have her changed

If that's the case, it's cool.
Thanks for the insight

The Igbo blood running in the Adeleke's is not for nothing. It made me go-getters!
Congratulations, ndi nwadiana. We're solidly behind you.

Osgilliat:
That’s what you get when you pray to God for a wife or a husband.
God has given us everything we need in this life, he created you with brain to think right. So you can have the ability to know what’s good for you and what’s not good.
But instead you put the brain aside and starts praying to God to show you your wife in a dream. Have seen so many Christian brother and sister marriages getting scattered and yet they all saw their wives and husbands in a dream or vision when they prayed to God. Keep deceiving ya self.
Courtship in relationship matters a lot.

Look, people tend to hide their bad sides during courtship.

He exposed too much . Believe you me, this much exposure about the bad sides of his wife will definitely make people, nay, Nigerians, start seeing her as a bad person, irrespective of whether she has changed or not. He merely exposed his wife to ridicule.

Their parents raised them well .
God bless you, my boys

Her first daughter don marry?

HardMirror:
hahahah 😂 . You watch too much nollywood. He can rot in hell

Cool
While you live forever on earth