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Nigerians didn't borrow loans under the 'Dictator',Late General Abacha who Tinubu fought tooth and nail to comot for office, but now under same Tinubu as a Head of State, Nigerians don turn to borrow borrow, livi5on credits and loans.
Abacha has been vindicated by those that fought him. He'll be laughing hard at them from his grave.

Another loss for MAN.U over the weekend.
How I wan take console you 😀

Kalulu44:
Good evening house, firstly I have to admit that Man United is taking away real joy and happiness from me every weekend that it's really taking it toll on me.
But for me not to get depressed or start thinking anyhow. I just have to make myself happy anyhow by taking my mind away from football related issues and bring on topic for discussion.
The discussion might not interest you, but any of you that it interest. Just know that I'm trying to get engagement that will take mind off football at the moment, thank you all.
Now to the above subject topic.
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Women, why are thou stingy?
Now this is not generalizing that it's all women that are stingy but I can beat my chest and say 80% are.
A friend of mine once said: if a woman dashes you #1,000, just know that she has in excess of 100k.
But a guy can dash you 1k from his last 2k.
And I have since come to agree with that assertion.
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A lady/girl hasn't or don't usually dash me money. And when they unusually does, it comes like a surprise to me.
Where I am working as a CSO in a hotel filled with in-house OS. Among the over 15 babes there, only two usually show me love by saying security, take this for breakfast or lunch.
And additional two does only when I called them in the middle of the night that a client needs them.
The rest are damn stingy, even when I give them clients/customers 😂😂😂.
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Now away from the OS, in this hotel I work.
During the day, the owner/manager of the hotel suggested if I am not too ashame, that I should be washing customers cars and I will be getting some money from it, instead of depending solely on my salary.
Shame ke, wetin concern me and shame.
Na shame go feed me.
So I adhere to his advice and till date I haven't regretted it.
Most weekends like today and tmrw, I made close to 15k. If I add money given to me by customers, lodgers and the OS here. I make more than my salary before month end.
And the owner doesn't collect a dime from me even though I used water anyhow from the compound.
The only fault and pain from working with him is that he pays late. Like deep into the next month and he's very demanding.
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Now back to them women/ladies.
Since I have been washing cars in that hotel, I have washed ladies cars 4 times. And in those 4 times, it was only ones I was giving money. And it was a ridiculous amount.
The first woman I washed her car, saw the car and said: hey! Oga you tried o, God will bless you but I don't have anything on me. Maybe next time.
Till date I haven't seen her.
There's one thing the owner of the place told me. That anything they give me I should take. Even if it's thank you, I should accept and not force them to give me money. Which I have been doing.
The majority money I am being giving for washing one car is #1,000.
And this comes especially from older men.
The young guys usually do the 1k too and above and sometimes 5k which is the highest I have collected.
And sometimes I have been given #500, #400 and just three days ago a man gave me #200 😂😂😂😂 and I still thank him.
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Back to the women. Some 3 weeks ago, a group of 6 lesbians came to celebrate one of them birthday. They came with two SUVs of Lexus and Acura.
Honestly they didn't hide that they were lesbians. Three of them dressed like tomboys and the other three like the real women they're.
They collected three executive suites and partied all night kissing and smouching themselves publicly.
Around 11:30pm, they needed Cigarettes and begged me to go help them get it.
That I should use my money and buy it and when I return they'll refund me with extra.
I quickly went and get Chesterfield pack for them which was sold at #1,800.
I came back and gave it to them telling them the amount I bought it.
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They started arguing who will pay me the money. Omo see o, these ladies wan take me play. After back and forth argument from them. One of the tomboy asked for my details which I gave her. She did 2k for me. With all the mouth they make about giving me extra, it was only #200 extra chai.... After all the run I ran.
And just some 4 days ago to that day, a lodger who's a man sent 3k to my account to get that same Chesterfield.
He told it's sold between #1,700-1,800.
That the remaining change is for me.
Shey una see men doings.
The next day morning around 6am, the owner of the hotel came to me and said I should wash their cars, that they're loaded and will reward me handsomely.
Honestly I was reluctant to do it bcus I know them ladies and especially with the sign they showed me the previous night.
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But bcus it came directly from Oga, I decided to do it. I washed the two cars very clean and neat that even people around were praising me that I have turned the cars to new ones.
When they came out around 12pm and about to go. They too were surprised at the cleanliness of the car. They praised and thanked me. In my presence they did transfer for their bills to the manager.
And they turned to me, "Oga, howfar nah? Cash no dey my hand o"
In my mind I was like, but you fit transfer nah.
One of them call-out to another one and asked if she has any cash. That one said let me check. So the first one directed me to the other one car and started moving towards the gate.
I went to the one and I heard: Nna, manage this one you hear and she pressed a note into my hand and quickly move after her second.
I thanked her, ran to the gate and opened it for them.
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As they left, I opened my hand to see the money she gave me. When I saw it, I just shook my head and smile. Guys, this lady gave me #500 for the both cars I took my precious time to wash.
I shrugged it off and took it as another bad day at the office.
When Oga asked me how much they gave me, I told him and he was surprised. And he said, did they thanked me. I said yes, and he said that one too is enough 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
While I wasn't bother that much, I have once started washing a car when the owner a young guy suddenly came and said he can't wait for me to finish it. It's only the 4 tires I have washed and never touched the body.
As he was leaving, he asked me for my details so he can do small thing for me.
I gave him and he transferred money and drove off without showing me what he sent. Then I was charging my phone inside my office.
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I was hoping of #500 or highest 1k.
When I went to check my phone, lo and behold, this guy did 5k for me, I was shocked. He's the 3rd person that have done 5k for me for washing their cars. And in his own case, it was half washed.
Now to the crux of the matter that really inspire this story.
Today again, my boss directed me to go wash a particular car. It was a Lexus RX 330 SUV.
He told me to quickly wash it that they'll soon come out.
I did as fast as I could, even though it still took them an hour before they came out.
And when they finally came out, it was one young man who I think should be in his early 40s with his wife and three police escort.
The guy hopped into one Toyota Prado Jeep with one of the police escort. The wife left him and enter the Lexus I washed with another lady backing a child and one of the police escort.
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Then the 3rd police escort with another driver entered another car Honda Cross Tour. In my mind these ones are loaded and will pay well.
So I went to the lady sitting inside the car I washed. When I told her I was the one that washed it, she was like ooh you tried o.
But I don't have any money with me, in my mind I was like "not again" I then told her, madam nothing is too small, I will manage.
She was adamant she doesn't have anything until her husband asked what's happening. She then said, go and meet my husband to settle you.
I went to the husband who said, wow! Na you wash my wife car clean like that.
He asked for my account details and I gave him. He did the transfer and moved on without showing me what he did. Me too I don't normally want to know how much anybody give me on the spot until they're gone.
So after they left, I went to check my phone. What did I see, 5k.
I was happy and thanked God that it wasn't the woman that decided to pay, cus she too would have given me peanut money.
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So with all this, I have come to the natural conclusion that most/majority women are too stingy. Men too are stingy, but the percentage of stingy men is too small compare to women.
At this juncture, I want to say a big kudos to all free hearted giving men. You're the real "agba ballers". Don't mind our women that only likes collecting but never wants to give out.
Sorry for the long story guys, I just needed it to take my mind off some depressing things. Thank you very much if you read this far, I appreciate.
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@brain54
@femi4

Kalulu44:
Good evening house, firstly I have to admit that Man United is taking away real joy and happiness from me every weekend that it's really taking it toll on me.
But for me not to get depressed or start thinking anyhow. I just have to make myself happy anyhow by taking my mind away from football related issues and bring on topic for discussion.
The discussion might not interest you, but any of you that it interest. Just know that I'm trying to get engagement that will take mind off football at the moment, thank you all.
Now to the above subject topic.
.
Women, why are thou stingy?
Now this is not generalizing that it's all women that are stingy but I can beat my chest and say 80% are.
A friend of mine once said: if a woman dashes you #1,000, just know that she has in excess of 100k.
But a guy can dash you 1k from his last 2k.
And I have since come to agree with that assertion.
.
A lady/girl hasn't or don't usually dash me money. And when they unusually does, it comes like a surprise to me.
Where I am working as a CSO in a hotel filled with in-house OS. Among the over 15 babes there, only two usually show me love by saying security, take this for breakfast or lunch.
And additional two does only when I called them in the middle of the night that a client needs them.
The rest are damn stingy, even when I give them clients/customers 😂😂😂.
.
Now away from the OS, in this hotel I work.
During the day, the owner/manager of the hotel suggested if I am not too ashame, that I should be washing customers cars and I will be getting some money from it, instead of depending solely on my salary.
Shame ke, wetin concern me and shame.
Na shame go feed me.
So I adhere to his advice and till date I haven't regretted it.
Most weekends like today and tmrw, I made close to 15k. If I add money given to me by customers, lodgers and the OS here. I make more than my salary before month end.
And the owner doesn't collect a dime from me even though I used water anyhow from the compound.
The only fault and pain from working with him is that he pays late. Like deep into the next month and he's very demanding.
.
Now back to them women/ladies.
Since I have been washing cars in that hotel, I have washed ladies cars 4 times. And in those 4 times, it was only ones I was giving money. And it was a ridiculous amount.
The first woman I washed her car, saw the car and said: hey! Oga you tried o, God will bless you but I don't have anything on me. Maybe next time.
Till date I haven't seen her.
There's one thing the owner of the place told me. That anything they give me I should take. Even if it's thank you, I should accept and not force them to give me money. Which I have been doing.
The majority money I am being giving for washing one car is #1,000.
And this comes especially from older men.
The young guys usually do the 1k too and above and sometimes 5k which is the highest I have collected.
And sometimes I have been given #500, #400 and just three days ago a man gave me #200 😂😂😂😂 and I still thank him.
.
Back to the women. Some 3 weeks ago, a group of 6 lesbians came to celebrate one of them birthday. They came with two SUVs of Lexus and Acura.
Honestly they didn't hide that they were lesbians. Three of them dressed like tomboys and the other three like the real women they're.
They collected three executive suites and partied all night kissing and smouching themselves publicly.
Around 11:30pm, they needed Cigarettes and begged me to go help them get it.
That I should use my money and buy it and when I return they'll refund me with extra.
I quickly went and get Chesterfield pack for them which was sold at #1,800.
I came back and gave it to them telling them the amount I bought it.
.
They started arguing who will pay me the money. Omo see o, these ladies wan take me play. After back and forth argument from them. One of the tomboy asked for my details which I gave her. She did 2k for me. With all the mouth they make about giving me extra, it was only #200 extra chai.... After all the run I ran.
And just some 4 days ago to that day, a lodger who's a man sent 3k to my account to get that same Chesterfield.
He told it's sold between #1,700-1,800.
That the remaining change is for me.
Shey una see men doings.
The next day morning around 6am, the owner of the hotel came to me and said I should wash their cars, that they're loaded and will reward me handsomely.
Honestly I was reluctant to do it bcus I know them ladies and especially with the sign they showed me the previous night.
.
But bcus it came directly from Oga, I decided to do it. I washed the two cars very clean and neat that even people around were praising me that I have turned the cars to new ones.
When they came out around 12pm and about to go. They too were surprised at the cleanliness of the car. They praised and thanked me. In my presence they did transfer for their bills to the manager.
And they turned to me, "Oga, howfar nah? Cash no dey my hand o"
In my mind I was like, but you fit transfer nah.
One of them call-out to another one and asked if she has any cash. That one said let me check. So the first one directed me to the other one car and started moving towards the gate.
I went to the one and I heard: Nna, manage this one you hear and she pressed a note into my hand and quickly move after her second.
I thanked her, ran to the gate and opened it for them.
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As they left, I opened my hand to see the money she gave me. When I saw it, I just shook my head and smile. Guys, this lady gave me #500 for the both cars I took my precious time to wash.
I shrugged it off and took it as another bad day at the office.
When Oga asked me how much they gave me, I told him and he was surprised. And he said, did they thanked me. I said yes, and he said that one too is enough 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
While I wasn't bother that much, I have once started washing a car when the owner a young guy suddenly came and said he can't wait for me to finish it. It's only the 4 tires I have washed and never touched the body.
As he was leaving, he asked me for my details so he can do small thing for me.
I gave him and he transferred money and drove off without showing me what he sent. Then I was charging my phone inside my office.
.
I was hoping of #500 or highest 1k.
When I went to check my phone, lo and behold, this guy did 5k for me, I was shocked. He's the 3rd person that have done 5k for me for washing their cars. And in his own case, it was half washed.
Now to the crux of the matter that really inspire this story.
Today again, my boss directed me to go wash a particular car. It was a Lexus RX 330 SUV.
He told me to quickly wash it that they'll soon come out.
I did as fast as I could, even though it still took them an hour before they came out.
And when they finally came out, it was one young man who I think should be in his early 40s with his wife and three police escort.
The guy hopped into one Toyota Prado Jeep with one of the police escort. The wife left him and enter the Lexus I washed with another lady backing a child and one of the police escort.
.
Then the 3rd police escort with another driver entered another car Honda Cross Tour. In my mind these ones are loaded and will pay well.
So I went to the lady sitting inside the car I washed. When I told her I was the one that washed it, she was like ooh you tried o.
But I don't have any money with me, in my mind I was like "not again" I then told her, madam nothing is too small, I will manage.
She was adamant she doesn't have anything until her husband asked what's happening. She then said, go and meet my husband to settle you.
I went to the husband who said, wow! Na you wash my wife car clean like that.
He asked for my account details and I gave him. He did the transfer and moved on without showing me what he did. Me too I don't normally want to know how much anybody give me on the spot until they're gone.
So after they left, I went to check my phone. What did I see, 5k.
I was happy and thanked God that it wasn't the woman that decided to pay, cus she too would have given me peanut money.
.
So with all this, I have come to the natural conclusion that most/majority women are too stingy. Men too are stingy, but the percentage of stingy men is too small compare to women.
At this juncture, I want to say a big kudos to all free hearted giving men. You're the real "agba ballers". Don't mind our women that only likes collecting but never wants to give out.
Sorry for the long story guys, I just needed it to take my mind off some depressing things. Thank you very much if you read this far, I appreciate.
.
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@Kobojunkie
@brain54
@femi4

Yeah, you're quite right. Only a minute few can be very generous.

EmperorIsaac:
Male nurse...it's funny though!

I don't see anything wrong with their presence in the Labour ward since there are male doctors there as well. They may even my more competent.

He wan show im wife say im be Rambo🤣🤣

Hahaha
Are you a mind reader?🤣🤣

Arostar2023:
I know what you are trying to do. Resist the temptation, okay?

Kalulu44:
Nna, nta nta nke'a bukwa ibu

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ogidi mulum!

Mbaas, nke a ajokazi.
Papa Ozonna will do the needful!


I seriously doubt the woman is from Ogidi

Kalulu ma guy, kala nta nta for your side🤣

Titanic debuted in 1998, I'm sure, how come you watched it on Black and White TV when coloured TVs were already in vogue by then?

ObiaboAdoka:
Hope say no the one when happened at Uga in Aguata LG of Anambra u are mistaking for Imo state.

Na im brother from the same state

Did I read Ébonyi state or was it my sight deceiving me? What is really going on?

Her offence is bailable, why jail her in the interim?

Now this is an insult from Shettima on all graduates of Environmental Health Science from Schools of Health Technology, formerly school of Hygiene. EHORECON should protest this.

Make we no come later hear say d lecturer don kpai

Same goes for Abia Model Secondary School, Abayi Aba.

Not going tribal but truth be told, Ngwa people are very fearless and bold. They can tell d truth to your face despite whose ox is gored.

Wordly women

Give those beautiful quarters just one year, it'll become an eyesore. Most soldier wives and their children dey do dirty wella

Tjra:
I hope you will be able to forgive them when they visit you?

U never sin before? God no dey forgive you. No dey ever support jungle justice because what goes around comes around.

Bluntguy:
Time don reach again. Tomorrow him go sing arise o compatriots.

All content making from his side to distract Nigerians

Kalulu44:
Good evening guys! Sorry for always boring you guys with my endless stories.
Just that I can't stop laughing at most of them as it has turn everyday comedy to me.
Some days ago you rmbr the fufu story I shared. Another funny incident (to me) just happened inside the hotel I worked as a security this afternoon.
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It was around 3pm and the sun was very much, so I left my duty post which was hot to go relaxed at the pool side bar which is not far away from my post.
I was charging and browsing with my phone when a customer droved in.
I know the man very well cus I have once did something for him. He sat close to where I was.
He called for the bar girl to bring him a drink. When the girl brought it, he asked if they have cigarettes. The girl said nope, they don't sell cigarettes.
So I volunteered to go help him buy one, he gave me 2k to help him get one pack of Benson Switch.
As I was going, one guy 3 tables from where we were stood up and walk to where we were and volunteer to go buy the cigarette cus he too will like to smoke.
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The man oblige him and me too gladly gave him the money cus the sun was too much. He went and came back 20min later.
After he gave the man the cigarettes and the man shared some with him. He told us to go take the drink of our choice from the bar girl.
I ordered for Trophy and the guy ordered for Goldberg.
The guy went back to his table and continue his drinking and smoking. While I was pressing my phone and sipping my drink.
The man was drinking his and also pressing his phone. Even though we were sitting very close to each other, we weren't talking. Everybody was on his own.
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Not long after, the other guy that went to buy the cigarette walk to where we were again and said to the man in Igbo language with jokes o.
He said: Oga, thank you for the beer. But I don't know if I can get another bottle cus my mother has two breast and I suck two breast while growing up and still sucking now with my girlfriend hahahaha.
The man looked up at him with some sort of anger, didn't say anything for some seconds while the guy kept begging and saying "no be by force o, na just be say if I dey drink, na two bottles and above bcus of my mama two breast"
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I guess the guy's second speech makes the man loosing up and burst into laughter.
And he finally spoke, "Mr Man if you want make am two bottles just to balance your mama breast, buy one for yourself and complete it"
The guy then said again, "my chairman, na you start am now, help me complete am"
The man shooked his head, laughed again and said "guy, iwere obi o" meaning you have guts.
He then said he should go collect another bottle if that will make him happy.
As the guy was leaving, he turned to me and jokingly said. What of me, didn't I want to go and complete my mother's breast too buy taking another bottle.
I burst into a serious laugh, and then decline the offer.
He too continue laughing and said, nothing wey man no go see and hear.
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The guy came back holding the second bottle and thanked him before returning back to his table. Me and the man continue talking and laughing until the lady he invited came and I just excused them.
Omo, laugh wan tear my belle seriously.
Which one be make I complete my mama two breast hahahaha.
Guys how una see this matter?
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And all my yard people wey I no rmbr now.

Really laughing at the whole scenario now as an adult bit when we were children in primary school then, we would always remind the giver who gives us one kulikuli during break time that our mothers' breast is 2 and not one , and immediately he completes it by giving us extra. 🤣🤣

It's on record that a Yoruba man ordered the killing of those innocent Asaba boys and men.
Mod, if you ban me for quoting what I heard in the commentary, you go collect😂

Not a new thing. Common among some communities in Eastern Nigeria. Idemmili people of Anambra state and Awo. Idemmili in Imo state, amongst other places. Used to see them in my maternal grandma's kitchen. She will just gently remove it with a stick. You'll even see one recoiled around a new baby. When a titled man dies,it comes to his compound to bid him farewell.
No one dares kill them. If you did, by mistake, you'll bury it as one buries a human, if you refuse, anything you see you take. Things dey happen o

The woman was absolutely right. D man wan take style commit self kpaing for her shop.

tesseract:
Kudos to the forest guards. But this their costumes looks funny. The shades are ridiculous. 😭😭😂😂😂

If only you know the function of these shades

Cricket,Rugby not my thing.
I concur absolutely with your posits here.
For Super Eagles,no one takes it from Jay Jay. Ironically he never won African Footballer of the year.
CR7 remains the greatest after Pele and Maradona. Messi? It is what it is...

Kalulu44:
Good morning guys, it's another weekend of club Football action which will all have missed for the past three weeks.
I'm your guy Kalulu44. The Man United, Super Eagles, Enyimba and CR7 devoted fan.
Yeah, I want us to leave football and talk other sports as this is a Sports forum.
And this topic is Greatest Of All Time (GOAT) of other sports each and everyone of us know.
Just as there's debate of who the goat in football is, so I believe it will be in other sports. And I believe will all have our own preference.
It's from that preference we will know who the Goat in such sports is.
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So I will do mine and expect to see yours in the comment sections, thank you.
Lets get it on.
In football, without mincing words just like I said earlier. I'm a 100% CR7 fan, but when it comes to the goat of football. I won't be ashamed to say it's Lionel Messi. My fellow CR7 fans, sorry I just have to admit and say the truth. But it doesn't take away the greatness and legend of CR7 in the beautiful game too.
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In Basketball, I am a die hard fan of the legendary late Kobe Bryant. But when it comes to the Goat in Basketball, nobody takes it away from Michael Jordan.
He revolutionise the game of Basketball. Never mind the PR scheming of wanting to place Lebron James above him.
King James is not even above Kobe Bryant in my opinion.
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In Tennis, this is a hard one for me.
I'm a die hard fan of Rafael Nadal. Novak Djokovic has the highest grandslam wins, but my own Goat of the Tennis game is Roger Federer. Yes he ended up with 20 grandslams while Nadal has 22 and Djokovic 24. But nobody made my generation and genZ love the beautiful game of Tennis than Federer. He was the supreme playmaker when it comes to Tennis. He's just unlucky not to win more than he won in his career. He was even the first to reach 20 grandslams before he was overtaking by the other 2 musketeers.
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In Athletics or should I say track and field. Unlike the others, I am giving it to the person I am a die hard fan of his, Usain Bolt. This to me is supposed to be a unanimous decision that needs no opposing. But I will love to see who will oppose the decision and give us that unigue guy greatest than him.
Honourable mention includes Carl Lewis and Michael Johnson.
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In Swimming, didn't watch the sports that much except on few occasions. But I read and follow the sports enough to know that no one comes close to Michael Phelps "the fish".
Man won multiple gold medals in Olympics and FINA world cups that no athletes in other sports have surpassed.
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In Golf, for the fact nobody has surpassed his PGA titles won, it still remain Tiger Woods for me. He made me know about the game of Golf even though till date I still don't know how the game is played and the criteria for recording their results and wins.
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In Boxing, I grew up in the era of iron Mike Tyson and I was a huge fan of his. But after knowing more about the sports and watching older clips and highlights. You can't take it away from Cassius Clay later known as Muhammed Alli as the Goat of boxing.
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In Formula One, I am thorn between Michael Schumacher and Lewis Hamilton. Both are 7 times winners of the F1 race and Lewis Hamilton still active but has retrogress is still aiming for the 8 title to go clear and claim top spot. I will give it to Lewis Hamilton cus I'm a strong fan of his, but I am not taking anything away from Schumacher cus he revolutionise the sports. So this is a bias vote for me.
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So these are the 8 major sports I followed passionately even though football is my number 1. And those are the names of legends of the various sports who I think are the respective Goats of their sport.
I still know of other sports like Cricket, Rugby, Volleyball, Handball, Gymnastics, Pole Vault, Marathon, ecetera. But I don't follow them passionately like the ones above. Especially Cricket, till date I don't understand how the game is played and how they record their scores.
So I will like to hear from you guys that knows about these other sports I am not so much interested in and tell us about their Goats and also agrees with the ones I choose or dispute them.
Let's go there......
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And all our yard people that I fail or forget to mention.

Daguccizgreat:
Nigerian women are so despicable and wicked

Are you a Nigerian? If yes, your mom falls into that category as well. How's that?

From day one we knew he was 'Yoruba' and never Igbo.
I pray he reconnects with his dad unless he didn't marry his mother.

Kalulu44:
True that, but there's a way you will lost #100 and you will want to use 1k to find it.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

And no one is held responsible?