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Politics / Re: Question: Why Can't We Campaign For One Of These Younger Minds? by ckmayoca: 8:02am On Nov 19, 2018
because those that are really gonna vote do not know them .

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Called Out For Not Being Married At 33 Replies Her Critics - Photo by ckmayoca: 6:24pm On Nov 09, 2018
marry whenever you are ready to marry. people will always talk.
dey will say marry and dey again will say it man broke and that u feed him.
they will say this child is old enough to have sibling and they again will say ur children are attending a public school.

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Religion / Re: Mike Bamiloye: After Receiving Babies From Devil People Give Testimony In Church by ckmayoca: 6:15pm On Nov 09, 2018
which one be devil pikin again
Business / Re: N2.82trn To Hit Money Market In November by ckmayoca: 7:38am On Nov 09, 2018
hi
Politics / Re: Endless Wait For Salaries, Kogi Civil Servants Crying In Silence by ckmayoca: 5:34pm On Oct 25, 2018
SolutionMee:
cheesy
To be honest, there's little the government can do here. The workers should learn one or two skills and start living an independent life. A work-intensive job that doesn't rely on the government before they earn. Many of them are suffering today because they relied too much on their state government. They should forget about previous salaries, concentrate on the present and fight for the future. They need some serious work-off to work-on their present predicament. Being a civil servant shouldn't be used as an excuse for laziness. Hardworking pays!!!


but I thought they say black people are smart? . This guy am quoting daft share.

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Politics / Re: Endless Wait For Salaries, Kogi Civil Servants Crying In Silence by ckmayoca: 5:30pm On Oct 25, 2018
they will still vote him in again like osun.

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Celebrities / Re: I Will Go To Hell For Your Curves And V Area - Bishop To Actress Onyii Alex by ckmayoca: 5:43am On Oct 25, 2018
Shebi you wan see hell? Don't worry it's all yours anywhere you go.
Celebrities / Re: #fever: Tiwa Savage Performs At Eko Hotel (photos) by ckmayoca: 5:39am On Oct 25, 2018
Hot chic

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Politics / Re: Enugu Group Raises Alarm Over Destruction Of PDP Billboards by ckmayoca: 7:47am On Oct 23, 2018
All of una be thief if ur job na politics

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Travel / Re: BREAKING: Accident At Aseese Ibadan Express Way (PHOTOS) by ckmayoca: 7:45am On Oct 23, 2018
This one bad oh
Politics / Re: Gbajabiamila, Lasun Begin Race For House Speaker In 2019 by ckmayoca: 8:10am On Oct 21, 2018
Gbaja try go up a bit na. Go senate or gov.

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Religion / Re: Rev Lucy Natasha: Bodyguards, Security Details Of Kenyan Female Pastor (Photos) by ckmayoca: 12:48pm On Oct 19, 2018
lmao
Celebrities / Re: Ola Omonitan Is Dead! Ajimajasan Dies Of Prostrate Cancer by ckmayoca: 5:44pm On Oct 18, 2018
RIP
Politics / Re: Nigeria Gets N400m Assistance From EU To Tackle Flood by ckmayoca: 6:48am On Oct 14, 2018
APC gets money from EU and nt Nigeria oh.

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Politics / Re: Ghana’s Closure Of Over 400 Nigerian Shops Worrisome – FG by ckmayoca: 6:41am On Oct 14, 2018
Ghana president Don bobo Buhari as APC dey bobo us.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Goes After Enforcement Agent’s Officers Seen Attacking Residents (Video) by ckmayoca: 8:41am On Oct 13, 2018
Upgraded agberos
Celebrities / Re: Meet The World's Tallest Married Couple (photos) by ckmayoca: 6:40am On Oct 13, 2018
Dem kids go tall pass the man oh when dem born

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Travel / Re: More Pictures Of The Lagos-Ibadan Railway Construction by ckmayoca: 6:58pm On Oct 11, 2018
oshe11:
I honestly blame the Ibos for what is happening to them......


Almost 98% of Hausas living outside Northern states(except for Muslim dominated SW states) normally go back to their state of Origin to register for their PVCs but 70% or more Ibos living outside their SE would register outside SE increasing the voting power of those states(lagos for example)



This has actually made SE not politically relevant, So I'd advice the Ibos to go back to their state of origin in SE and transfer their PVC to the state


#My2Cents

do u even know the reason why lagos to ibadan is given much attention?

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Sports / Re: cristiano Ronaldo’s Rape Case Gets Messier by ckmayoca: 9:45am On Oct 07, 2018
Masama:
Nothing messy about it, all I see is one gold digging bitch looking for attention

Ask perez
Politics / Re: Video Of Lady Crying And Blasting Wike Over "Imposition Of Candidates" by ckmayoca: 10:53pm On Oct 05, 2018
Sorry
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Excited As Bullet That Was Stucked In His Spine For 2years Fell Off by ckmayoca: 6:08am On Sep 15, 2018
This one fear me o
Crime / Re: Raped Rhodes University Student Commits Suicide, 3 Months After by ckmayoca: 9:49am On Aug 06, 2018
[quote author=Dami12345 post=70022968]

Rape doesn't just happen.
Besides I can think of worse fates.

However when I look at the so called "victims" (women) I really don't get it, life fuvxks guys all the time, investment stolen, being robbed, being cheated e.t.c.

But just because a girl said no and didn't get her way, SHE becomes a victim?

Or if asked to define the leading different between sex and rape what will be it?.

Is it not that one the lady said yes and one she didn't?
Is that so much of a big deal?.
Its just puzzy. No one should die because of it.






Will you shut up that your dirty stinking mouth anuofia.what about children and babies that are raped on daily basis. I say this always and I will repeat any animal that rapes my daughter or any family member will be given the time to kill judgement. Go and read A time to kill by John Grisham.
Not everyone can forgive rapists.
The animal will prefer to spend his entire life in jail than what he will experience. Arrant nonsense.

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Events / Re: Youngest Couple In Town:19-year-old Boy Marries His 18-year-old Bride by ckmayoca: 9:01am On Jul 28, 2018
this one weak me o
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi’s Brother’s Tattoo Quickly Goes Viral by ckmayoca: 8:17am On Jul 28, 2018
johnkey:
what's this one saying? how does body art relate to losing respect. live and let live

the mumu prefer him to draw fulani type of AK47.
Crime / Re: Youth Corper Shot Dead By Police, Labelled An Armed Robber (graphic Photo) by ckmayoca: 6:12am On Jul 26, 2018
The person robbed identity is still unknown but the dead man identity is already known. blogger well done sir.
Sports / Re: FIFA Men's Player Of The Year Nominees: Messi, Mbappe, Ronaldo, Among by ckmayoca: 11:25pm On Jul 25, 2018
How?

Celebrities / Re: Reports Of Violence Trail Mayorkun's Ibadan Concert As Davido's Bouncer Fights by ckmayoca: 5:42am On Jul 23, 2018
Make he no vex.
Celebrities / Re: Banky W To Sell His Range Rover, Replies The Ladies That Mocked His Car by ckmayoca: 7:38pm On Jul 17, 2018
I don't think you owe anyone explanations.
We can never reason alike.
I hope you get a decent bid for the car so as to add better value to those that honestly desire it.
Issakendrick:
Nigerian singer and business man "BankyW" took to his twitter page and his blog to reply the ladies that mocked his old rang rover car he is using.

Read What He Wrote Below:

Dear Stalker,

In response to the cringe worthy, creepy video you made about my wife and I, I think there are some things you need to know. First of all, poverty will never be my portion in Jesus name. Also, it is a 2008 Range Rover Sport not a 1999. Amen and Lol. Oh, and additionally, it’s currently for sale to the highest bidder. I had decided last month that I’d sell it, and whatever I got for it, I’d hand over to the “Vocational School for the Blind” in Oshodi and the “Pink Oak Cancer Trust Fund”. My Aunt volunteers at the school, and she reminded me that they were still trying to raise some money to care for their students, so I came up with a plan. I told her that I’d give my followers the background history of my old car, and get all my celebrity friends who’d sat in it at some point or another to autograph it, and then put it up for an online auction. I figured that since I didn’t need the money from the sale to buy a new one, we could just auction it off and hopefully raise a decent enough amount of money to give back to those in need.





You see, I’ve never found it necessary to own more than one car. Mostly because I can only ever DRIVE one car at a time; and when I bought the car in 2011, I promised myself that I would never buy another car, until I owned the home I live in. To me, owning a nice car might help me LOOK like I was doing okay, but owning a nice home would help me KNOW. The way my mind is set up…what good is owning a Rolls Royce, if I’m still paying rent on the house I park it in?



Over the years, as my car went from being kind-of-trendy to being just plain old, people around would occasionally wonder out loud about when I would finally buy a nicer one; I’d just smile and say to myself “not until I own my house”. I eventually did buy an additional much smaller car (a Kia), but that was only because I wanted to use it on “Uber”, so my driver could earn extra bonus money for himself and us, in his free time. I wonder how shocked and horrified you would have been if you’d seen me driving that smaller car instead (which, by the way, I do drive, occasionally).



You might be happy to know that I’ve now FINALLY ordered a newer, nicer, personal car, and my wife has too. We paid for them a month ago, but we will probably never show them to you, because we don’t want you to stalk us again, but also because that’s not really any of your business – much like my old Range Rover wasn’t. The cars we are getting are relatively new this year, but the way my mind is set up, we will probably drive them for as long as possible, until we have stashed away enough money for our future kids’ complete University Education, and until we have secured a hell of a lot more real estate for them to inherit. I’m not sure how long that will take…I’m just grateful that my wife’s mind is set up a lot more like mine, than yours.



With that being said, dear stalker, since you’ve taken it upon yourself to help me advertise my old car, I just thought it’s only fair to let you know that it’s available for sale, and that you can be its next proud owner, should you decide to bid on it. You’d be bidding on a piece of Nigerian Pop Culture history, because the car will come complete with a portrait of my wife and I, and the car & portrait will be autographed by every celebrity friend that I can get to. Everyone… from Wizkid to Tiwa Savage, from 2Baba to Toke Makinwa… from Ebuka to Kemi Adetiba… everyone has been in that car, and I’m gonna try and get them to sign it. More importantly though, if you buy it, you’ll be helping me raise money for the “Vocational School For the Blind” and for the “Pink Oak Cancer Trust Fund”.



See, there’s a difference between you and I. You look down on people because of what YOU THINK they can or can’t afford. You clearly believe that a man’s worth should be measured by the car he chooses to drive… but I think differently. You would actually look down on the very same people that I’ve looked up to for years. Warren Buffet drives a cadillac he bought about 7 years ago. Mark Zukerberg drives an Acura valued at about $30k. Alice Walton (the world’s wealthiest woman) drives a Ford F150. Ikea’s founder, Ingvar Kamprad, drove a 1993 volvo for over 20 years, until someone convinced him that driving at 91 was too dangerous – oh, and he probably doesn’t know the way to the Gucci store, because he buys most of his clothes from the flea market. Google them. All of them drive “old” cars. But all of them are billionaires who’ve built up their fortune, while giving back to society, and building up the people around them.



I believe that true greatness and success shouldn’t just be measured by what you are able to get… but also by what you are able to give. While driving my very-old car the last few years, I’ve spent a lot of my time giving to the people around me, and giving back to society to the best of my ability. The fact that you’re able to spend time mocking and stalking me outside a grocery store, says a lot more about you than it does about me. I’m just out here minding my business, building my homes and my fortune, while also trying to build up as many people as possible. You should consider doing the same.

Sincerely,

~ B.W.

#TheBankStatements



PPS: The 2008 Range really IS up for auction. We’re using the car sale to raise money for a worthy cause, so we’ll start the bidding at One Million Naira only, and keep it going until August 31st. So if you’re in the market for a used car, or you’d just like to own a piece of Nigerian Pop Culture history, and you have at least N1m to spend, pls send a DM to @theofficialeme_ and place your bid. Highest Bid wins.

Source:

http://bankywellington.com/dear-stalker/

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Business / Re: Wrong Bank Transaction, How Can I reverse it by ckmayoca: 3:01pm On Jul 17, 2018
slapandfall:
What channel did he use for the transfer?

Bank branch? or Online channel (Mobile App / Internet / USSD) ?

Which ever channel that was used... name will pop up for verification. These ppl want to reverse paid money. The money is gone cos if such is allowed stores will always be victims.

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Politics / Re: Ekiti 2018 Governorship Election: Live Updates & Results Monitoring by ckmayoca: 8:24am On Jul 14, 2018
Ekiti people should just vote in fulani agent abeg.
Politics / Re: Ekiti Election: Fayose Promises N50,000, Fayemi Provides Free Fuel by ckmayoca: 2:26pm On Jul 10, 2018
[quote author=Senatorfm post=69240196]Lol.
Some people still don't believe that Fayose is drowning.
He was ruling Ekiti state like his immediate family affairs. I pity some outsiders here supporting him online because of heart attacks and depression
Every worker is aware of his dubious ways of life and deceit.
If not that of his guilty conscience, why forcing people not to embrace the opposition. This alone should convince those supporting him blindly that he has no much followers.

This election will prove that fayose has never won any election in ekiti without rigging effects from the federal, during obj, the father of election riggers, during GEJ, a soldier already gave reports on how they rigged and obanikoro has returned his share of the money for the rigging. This election a test of his political weight
Note this although some will not have sense to discern that pdp has failed in Ekiti before the election. He declared public holiday during pdp rally but stylishly declaring c






If only the electorates can reason like me.Fayemi and Fayose will fall yakata at the polls.A new visionary leader and new party will emerge.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Captain Mikel Slams Croatia Decision To Rest Star Players by ckmayoca: 9:45pm On Jun 22, 2018
how that take concern Mikel oh.

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