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FoodRe: How Long Do You Boil Your Eggs? (picture) by clefstone(m): 4:24pm On May 31
7 minutes does it for me. The texture is great
RomanceRe: Physical & Behavioural Traits I Am Most Attracted To In A Man by clefstone(m): 8:28pm On May 28
Goldrosewine:
This does not imply sexual interests, abeg o just bored today on this holiday and I have decided to rant here, since I saw a similar post recently about a guy saying confidence is what a lady cannot resist in a man. I won't appreciate any unsolicited messages🙏

Dentition: Gap teeth (you know what I mean, especially a small one right between the central incisors) or just between the lateral incisor and canine)

Thick wrist (not fats deposit, just wrists with a wide circumference)

Minimal or no bodily hairs. Yeah a lot will hate me for this, just my opinion which may change or not. But those beards, chest or armpit hairs? Taah!

Height. However you must not be too tall. I am 5:9 so anything from 5:6 to 5:11 is perfect.

Modesty and awesomeness (not extreme masculinity) I am not a feminist abeg. I like guys that are gentle, pull the chair for you at the restaurant, hold an umbrella for you, hold the door open for you, just being a gentleman. Absolute modesty and simple too. Not a show off dude haha!

Healthy lifestyle. There is nothing I dislike more than a guy who smokes or drinks or do both. I don't just dislike them, I h-word them. Take your good health seriously guys, go for rehab if you need to.

Small inner circle. Guys with few or no friends. The introvert who enjoys his own company.

Respectful. The guy that still prostrate to greet his dad at 30 years, still run errands for his mom at 35 (not necessarily because he is living with them, but maybe sometimes when he visits or when they give him an emergency call) that level of respect is the norm for every omoluabi.

Not bald. As much as I dislike body hairs, e no reach head abeg🤣

Belly fat. (Not pot belly) I love belly fat in a man, especially the type that gives him the wealthy boy vibe when he's in a native. I don't know but in Benin republic, I once saw this muscular, six pack guy that bullied people and he had an altercation with this gentle guy who looks ordinary, he even had a fatty belly. Against what people thought, it was the muscular guy that needed saving o, see blue black beating. Lol. It kind of left an impression on me.

Speech intelligence. Even if you no know book, just have good oratory skills and be eloquent. I would like to see my man on a podium speaking with great eloquence while I sit in the crowd or assembly just admiring him and looking at how other ladies are admiring him😊🥰🥰🥰 aiish

Phobia. Scared of snakes or rats or spiders or cocroaches lol even my cousin would tell me I will never find this trait in a Nigerian man. But I am not scared of those things. So I would really like a guy that has such fears, that way I would be able to do something for him and it would make me feel good🤦🙈 it's hard to explain honestly.🥲🥲


Ambitious. he dreams big, not jealous of success, just envying it and ambitious to reach the top too.

Laughs a lot. That would be golden!

He cries. Like, weep Take this from me. If you ever express your sadness in tears while in your girl's arm, it does something to her heart... she'd start clutching to you so hard. Don't be manly all the time. Sometimes, just let the feelings flow. Life is already hard for everyone, talkless a man.🥺 I feel u guys.

Straight legs No vex but I dislike wobbly legs... and many guys have come to have a sort of disfigured legs due to bad walking posture, trying to copy one silly trend or so, etc.

Gentle with kids and pets That would be another golden trait!

Extremely decent with words and actions when in public The way he eats, talks, interact, just everything. Especially in Nigeria where people judge you by your countenance and how you 'carry' yourself.

You know the sort of guys that gleefully talk about women's body parts in public? That's so uncouth and all ladies detest such.

Gold🌹🍷


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-95cqxPow4?si=RfwAJTJ6f6g1w_fg
are you a dental assistant. I ask because of your use of dental anatomy terms
FashionRe: Guys Be careful. This beautiful lady is wearing a make-up mask by clefstone(m): 12:25pm On May 25
Denalarian:
How can she blink for heaven's sake?
I have seen the video. It's AI
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is A Complete Failure: FG Is Deep In Debt - OBJ (Video) by clefstone(m): 7:22am On May 14
ElSudani:
Basically, Tinubu has been president since OBJ left office. This type of laughable criticism is the reason many critics are not taken seriously.
Throwing different things and hoping one will stick.
Where was the economy and the debt profile when Tinubu took over?
The same Nigeria where you were using Naira to buy Naira?
Tinubu said that he is Buhari and his government and Buhari's government are the same. Therefore, Tinubu has been president since 2015
PoliticsRe: Progress Report Of Abuja-Kaduna-Zaria-Kano Road by clefstone(m): 10:51pm On May 08
I don't acknowledge Tinubu as President but the job done on the Abuja end of the road leaves very little to be desired. I pass the road at least 3 times every weeek. However, we have suffered during the construction and the pace of the work is quite slow especially during the early phase at Zuba
PoliticsRe: Alex Otti And Labour Party’s Presidential Candidate Is Tinubu - Sowore by clefstone(m): 7:05pm On Apr 27
Ibrahimcoomasie:
Thats not true. Just a few days ago, he called out INEC..

He is the only true politician that keeps and consistently calling out all sides.

Has Otti called out Tinubu, even once? No.
but only after the fact. When has Sowore ever dug out anything on Tinubu like he did to Wike. The man is a Tinubu surrogate and has been that for more than a decade
PoliticsRe: Alex Otti And Labour Party’s Presidential Candidate Is Tinubu - Sowore by clefstone(m): 6:55pm On Apr 27
Gbam
LagosOrigin:
Sowore, your game plans to make us dislike Alex Otti won't work .

You're the one working for tinubu.


Look at all the posters above and you will see a pattern very familiar . They are the agents of divide and rule sycophants working for tinubu to create dis-unity among the oppositions and sowore is one of this dark agents working for tinubu.
PoliticsRe: Sowore: Nigeria Deserves Break From Recycled Failure by clefstone(m): 6:25pm On Apr 26
I have known for more than a decade that Sowore is Tinubu's surrogate
PoliticsRe: "Atiku Will Return To Dubai" – Sowore On Not Joining Opposition Leaders’ Protest by clefstone(m): 10:51am On Apr 09
iwaeda:
Sowore is working for APC, everything he is doing is distraction. I remembered the jamboree he had when GEJ was removed. It is clear he is a time waster and Tinubu boy. Only jogging, fishing and swimming for fun. Very soon, he will contest on his AAC party as chairman and Presidential candidate. grin grin grin grin grin
he is definitely working for Tinubu. People like Daddy Freeze and Seun Kuti are also working for Tinubu under the disguise of supporting Sowore for president. Their task is to discredit Peter Obi while giving soft jabs to Tinubu. They cannot come out openly to support Tinubu because they know the masses who they feed on will turn against them.
We know the game
FoodRe: How Many Days Can You Work Here Before You Receive A Sack Letter? by clefstone(m): 12:31pm On Jan 07
FriendsAndFans:
The longer you stay with certain foods, the more it becomes less appealing and tiring
By the second day you will hate the smell of chicken
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Government Cancels Greater Lagos Fiesta 2025 by clefstone(m): 5:56am On Dec 31, 2025
Security scare? There may be more to this story
FoodRe: What's This Called In Your Native Language? by clefstone(m): 4:42am On Oct 18, 2025
brain54:
Grew up calling it isegun...

Don't know what language that is!
We called it Ishegun in Warri
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze’s ₦10.6 Billion Youtube Earnings Spark Reactions by clefstone(m): 8:54am On Sep 11, 2025
We are so religious yet so wicked, such a contradiction, but no, it's not, it was so even during the time of Christ
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by clefstone(m): 9:13pm On Aug 17, 2025
Eeghe:
He talks to Gigi in babyspeak
I dunno why lawd
because he isn't himself when he's with her. That's what happens when when speak with your crush
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by clefstone(m): 9:07pm On Aug 17, 2025
Gigijasmine is the one Denari truly loves, he is only using Doris for content since he can't get Gigi
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by clefstone(m): 11:18pm On Aug 07, 2025
Rooboy looks like Baba Landlord while Kulture looks like Baba Landlord's spoilt son
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by clefstone(m): 2:09pm On Aug 06, 2025
KNIGHTBlaed:
I'm still find it hard to believe that this Mensan is the same guy that entered this house with so much energy and ginger. Baba that was ready to tear down the house with energy and ginger, na him don turn cry baby like this. This one na hin be pure case of 'what I ordered vs what I got'
if you observed well, you would have noticed that he was forcing it(that ginger on the first day). The guy is a fakie
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by clefstone(m): 1:33pm On Aug 06, 2025
Christlike01:
Big Soso is a hypocrite and a manipulative person who desires power so much that she wants to dominate others. Everything about that girl in the house is fake — a fake big heart, fake concern for others, fake loyalty — fake everything! It didn’t take me long to figure her out — she’s fake!
one golden rule of life: beware of people that project themselves as good
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by clefstone(m): 10:13pm On Aug 04, 2025
iamharkinwaley:
Imisi no sabi one English…. KayBobo said he’s a renowned chef, she say Ehn 😂😂 she no sabi Renowned, be like she never hear am before
she definitely knows what renowned means. The girl is playing with y'all heads over forming being local. Fake ass
PoliticsRe: Amid Controversy, Lagos Council Releases Fresh List Of Renamed Streets by clefstone(m): 11:47am On Aug 02, 2025
AyeMoJuba:
Cosmopolitan my foot

And fYI...Deltans are 80% Oduduwa descendants

Lagos and rest of Yoruba land will expunge all igbotic names on our streets and monuments

You can cry as much as u want
...and one of the renamed street is Tony Amadasun. Amadasun is an Edo name, an Oduduwa descendant as you claim. Can you justify the renaming of Amadasun street?
PoliticsRe: Amid Controversy, Lagos Council Releases Fresh List Of Renamed Streets by clefstone(m): 11:43am On Aug 02, 2025
bluecircle470:
You go lament tire… lol grin una never see anything
This is where you get it wrong. You guys are going to be the losers in the long run, not the Igbos
PoliticsRe: Amid Controversy, Lagos Council Releases Fresh List Of Renamed Streets by clefstone(m): 8:46am On Aug 02, 2025
Themanleshey:
What is the consequences? Tell us, we will like to know?

People should now protect their heritage again?
Yes, they should. The heritage of Lagos is that it has been cosmopolitan for a century. That Lagos has multiple streets named after non indigenous people reflects that heritage you seek to protect
PoliticsRe: Amid Controversy, Lagos Council Releases Fresh List Of Renamed Streets by clefstone(m):
These people do not know the consequences of what they are doing. This is a clear primitive tribal move targeted at southern tribes that are not Yoruba. As usual their fear of the Hausa/Fulani North will ensure that they(the North) will be spared this street renaming move

In Warri, Delta State, there are multiple streets named after people from other states. In fact, in Sapele, majority of their major streets are named after people that are not Deltans, including a Yoruba street and an Akintola street.

Tinubu is not going to be president forever and when the table turns, we will be here to remind them

Themanleshey:
What is the consequences? Tell us, we will like to know?

People should not protect their heritage again?
Yes, they should. The heritage of Lagos is that it has been cosmopolitan for a century. That Lagos has multiple streets named after non indigenous people reflects that heritage you seek to protect
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by clefstone(m): 2:36am On Aug 01, 2025
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CelebritiesRe: Tom Njemanze Dies Of Prostate Cancer by clefstone(m): 8:24am On Jul 20, 2025
May he rip. Life is fickle, here today, gone tomorrow Now what is the true purpose of our existence? How can we live such that we will not fear death because we have fulfilled the purpose of our existence. May Almighty God grant us the grace to live a purposeful life, through Jesus Christ our Lord we pray
FamilyRe: Lalasticlala Welcomes A Set Of Twins by clefstone(m): 7:52pm On Jul 11, 2025
Congratulations snakeman, we celebrate your cuties and wish them a prosperous existence here on earth
CrimeRe: Why Is This Young Man Smiling After His Arrest By NDLEA? (pic) by clefstone(m): 8:29am On Jul 11, 2025
Mrexcell:
Which family name do they have? Ayiri himself was a well known political pdp thug that was used to do all kinds of dirty job for ibori that was how he made his money and became politically powerful in delta state.
Usually, once such people become powerful and transit to the legitimate side, they want to wash their family name. This is a major setback to the disputed number two man of Itsekiri Kingdom, Ologbotsere Iwerre
CrimeRe: Why Is This Young Man Smiling After His Arrest By NDLEA? (pic) by clefstone(m): 9:32am On Jul 10, 2025
Ayiri's brother, the resemblance is striking. What a disgrace to a family's name
CelebritiesRe: Angélique Kidjo First Black African To Get Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star by clefstone(m): 9:00am On Jul 04, 2025
FreeStuffsNG:
She said she has been driven by curiosity since childhood, adding: "my nickname was 'when, why, how?'. I want to understand things, to understand my place in this world."
Nonsense. Do you ever hear Trump say he is from Germany or Biden say he is from Ireland, or Obama say he is from Kenya. How many minutes has the woman spent in Oyo or what does she know about Oyo
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill Over 20 People In Kwalajiya, Sokoto by clefstone(m): 8:26pm On Jul 03, 2025
The Jonathan script. I like it, because Tinubu will now feel the heat of what he supported just because of his quest for power
RomanceRe: He Should Cheat And Have Fun: Nigerian Lady Shares The Kind Of Husband She Wants by clefstone(m): 11:36am On Jun 30, 2025
Hook up don finish her brain. She has seen them all and strongly admires her clients that respect their family

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