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Food / Re: Imagine This Beer Parlour Advert Reminding You Of Your Ex by clemz85(m): 10:37am On Sep 10, 2015
I supposed is a targeted advert.
Literature / Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by clemz85(m): 10:34am On Sep 10, 2015
hilariously hilarious, pls don't fail to update us, very important.
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Eniola Badmus Birthday Party by clemz85(m): 8:33pm On Sep 09, 2015
Baddooo my crush celebrity.
Car Talk / Re: Pictures Of The Car That Got Burnt At Onipan Bus Stop by clemz85(m): 8:29pm On Sep 09, 2015
as in no fire extinguisher? even from other vehicles? dat must be khama.
Celebrities / Re: Fear Bloggers: See What Paul Okoye(P-square) Shared On His Instagram Page by clemz85(m): 8:23pm On Sep 09, 2015
Dream like McLaren to maybach
Food / Re: Can You Eat This Strange Cassava? by clemz85(m): 5:19am On Sep 09, 2015
they wan resurrect on their power, but they can't be Christ,
resurrection gone wrong.
its time we start cremating instead burying.
Family / Re: My Wife Nags Anytime Am Broke, Please Advise by clemz85(m): 5:08am On Sep 09, 2015
richommie:
Obviously she's a gold digger.
The only way to know a good and trustworthy woman is by appearin poor When the money comes beetch gets closer
#Yolo

what is #yolo pls?
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: //pictures Speak// Ilorin Version Of #madeofblack by clemz85(m): 11:30pm On Sep 06, 2015
AK481:
Which kain camera u dey use?
The quality make sense

mehn DAT what I just wanted to ask o,
op what camera is DAT? I know filter lens did more job on d quality but just tell us,

beside u sef na #madeofblack
Religion / Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by clemz85(m): 4:13pm On Sep 06, 2015
3 & 6, I confess
Travel / Re: Driver,11 Passengers Dead As Young Shall Grow Bus Crashes Into A Truck(pics) by clemz85(m): 10:48am On Sep 04, 2015
God keep my brother safe,
he drives in that company, he wrote ECOWAS bold at d the front

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Romance / Re: Pics Of Kids Sleeping In Hilarious Places by clemz85(m): 7:39pm On Aug 30, 2015
that's why they call it crashing
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello Hangsout With Tiwa Savage In London(pics) by clemz85(m): 3:31pm On Aug 30, 2015
they are team mate, hollup hollup... Korede that mature now? hmm I saw that video clip on IG
go ryt on folks.
Romance / Re: Is Masturbation SEX ? by clemz85(m): 4:02pm On Aug 29, 2015
KingTom:
oga you wan make I get carry over? grin

no no... carry on
Romance / Re: Is Masturbation SEX ? by clemz85(m): 3:56pm On Aug 29, 2015
KingTom:
I wan copy mhizkel answer, I no know book. embarassed grin
this kind men sef!
Romance / Re: Crazy Love Story by clemz85(m): 3:50pm On Aug 29, 2015
Op she is angry with you, she loved you for 5years hoping you would pop out the word but you didn't, so she though you were never gonnu do it and decided to
choose a path, now she felt guilty of impatient, she felt the pain of probably making a choice she never cherished, now you just did the worst by telling her at same time giving up, she waited you too should have waited,
now you better grab your touch and binoculars let's go search for her,

the best spouse is a best friend and not lover, this is where we miss it.

my 1 pound

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Romance / Re: Ever Seen Your Partner Cry??? Share Your The Way You Felt by clemz85(m): 3:36pm On Aug 29, 2015
I don't like seeing people cry
Romance / Re: I Need Ur Honest Advice by clemz85(m): 3:33pm On Aug 29, 2015
vani86:
Forgive my dear. The spirit is willing but the body is weak.

Your are his main babe, fiancee for that matter, the other girl was used to cure konji.


sensible in the other hand
Romance / Re: I Need Ur Honest Advice by clemz85(m): 3:30pm On Aug 29, 2015
safety is when you are in a relationship with the knowledge that you owns nobody and nobody owns you.
Romance / Re: Is This Enough Reason To Dump His Wife. Tattoos? by clemz85(m): 3:23pm On Aug 29, 2015
Durent:
No, he's religious

the Divorce religious too? I mean... for a harmless tattoo, oya naa, that what comes with non-tested
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Don't Want Me Climax On Her by clemz85(m): 3:09pm On Aug 29, 2015
SUGARBEE:
Obviously she doesn't want to get pregnant.. .
.

simple,

op u r dumb o

no offence, she is smarter than you

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Romance / Re: What Was She Talking About?? by clemz85(m): 3:04pm On Aug 29, 2015
sseunth:
saw it at the cinema some weeks back......

The film make brain
yea they hit
Romance / Re: What Happened To The Breasts?? by clemz85(m): 2:56pm On Aug 29, 2015
gravity takes toll on women mercilessly.
Politics / Re: Amaechi Lands In Port Harcourt This Morning (Photos) by clemz85(m): 10:48am On Aug 29, 2015
I was in aba road this morning, his convoy was up to 50 vehicles

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Phones / Re: What Consumes Most Of Your Mobile Data? by clemz85(m): 7:53am On Aug 29, 2015
YouTube,
IG,
Google photos,
heavy graphic sites
and high picture quality
sites,
NL posts with quality pics.
Phones / Re: What Consumes Most Of Your Mobile Data? by clemz85(m): 7:53am On Aug 29, 2015
YouTube IG Google photos heavy graphic sites and high picture quality sites
Phones / Re: What Consumes Most Of Your Mobile Data? by clemz85(m): 7:53am On Aug 29, 2015
YouTube IG Google photos heavy graphic sites and high picture quality sites
Celebrities / Re: I Don't Know If I Will Marry My Baby Mama - Olamide by clemz85(m): 4:55pm On Aug 28, 2015
in Maleke voice" no border, if he say he no go marry u, no border Maleke... no Clemz might carry u, no border"
in Marvin voice "do u understand d formula?"
Politics / Re: Fayose Appoints 72-yr Old Carpenter and illiterate As Council Boss by clemz85(m): 4:42pm On Aug 28, 2015
David the one time king of Israel was taking from where ?
illiterate as in reading & writing or having the knowledge of the people need?
does he have any godfather to dance to his tune?
he is selected from the midst of the poor therefore should know how it feels.
finally destiny can only be delayed.
Car Talk / Re: Engine Revving! by clemz85(m): 12:38pm On Aug 28, 2015
airsaylongcon:


No Brand
No Model
No History


How person go help u. The problem is in the exhaust. No sorry it's in the Radiator

yes the exhaust might be, I have seen where it happened in Toyota camery, the exhaust components got shattered, the car barely steam for a minute.
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Man? by clemz85(m): 10:39pm On Aug 27, 2015
afolwalex20:

I swear if no b say na online we dey eh.. I go slap u angry angry angry
I felt like you dude
Romance / Re: Ladies: What Do You Think Of Guys That Wear Necklace Or Chains Around Their Neck by clemz85(m): 10:15pm On Aug 27, 2015
if King Solomon didn't wear it, I wouldn't be wearing, I wear the tiny and short ones, silver

now call me what ever.
Ur toro.
Career / Re: My Boss Is Pushing Me To His Wife by clemz85(m): 1:27pm On Aug 27, 2015
nusta:


Mind and sex work together. Get your mind off it and you can resist her advances.

while you advice the Op, other Dudes don snatch the advice,

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