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BiafraBushBoy:
Well basically, the only thing I do is just to wake up and tie her mouth!!

Case closed.

Wicked boy

habdulafeez:
hmmmmm.....that may not always be true because the good guy may just be unlucky to find the good girl who may also be somewhere seeking him.

Gbam...
U just nailed it..
D good girl is out there wondering if she will ever find that good guy too..

thepussyhunter:
LOL honey you'd come with me na

i could make use of ur pretty eyes and girl-experience to trap them you know

No nah..
How can I follow u to hunt pussy..
Give me one of ur sweet line lemme use it and sleep fine

SirMichael1:
There he goes, unrepentant, having no iota of remorse to the atrocities he commits. When a lady cheats it will be him and his that will come swaying that fingers and typing crazy things... Because you live in a zoo where the men are uncultivated doesn't mean all men are beast that fūçks any female animal with their geographical location (zoo)

Whatever you do, I don't care just make sure that you use condom though. I don't want you to produce your type of specie again.

It haff be

thepussyhunter:
aha! If it isnt cleopatra the lady who leaves the image of her beauty and beautiful eyes imprinted in every thread she enters

i've been good o,,.,.,,,,,just been here and there doing some snooping around for hot e-fights

trust you had a wonderful day, qui?

Oh God! I'm flabbergasted..
My day was cool.
If u go pussyhunting what do you expect me to do then

thepussyhunter:
.......you have to do it with an OPEN MIND

try not to think of anything (not even her ) and just go with the flow
and i tell you u'd see yourself wanting more of here

if you have no idea on how to naturally and manually be open minded i'll advice...............

(check next post for final piece..............)

Pussyhunter everywhere you go
Wossup.

One issue with sex in a relationship..
Reverse is the case for me..
Will just start hating d poor guy for no reason
Before u know it everything don scatter..

TheLordIsGr8:
Since wen I don dey small pikin na im I don dey hear for preaching say "ur blessing will locate you"

So leave location matter first jare.... life na jeje. Igbo people dey talk say "agbacha oso, aguo mile."

Translate please.
No harm to know where u reside na..
Wanted to know if we are close u come dey do shakara

TheLordIsGr8:
So you been want make I talk say I be liar moh'd pikin... no be me n u.


If dat man no fear woman, then, try give am space.


Hmmmm. understand wetin.... cos a lot of ladies dey use this understanding and caring dey play wayo these days.
Caring na excuse to not cook food for house
Understanding na excuse to commit sin and make d man accept am.
Love me for who I am wen woman no sabi cook. No be for me sha. That na number 1 criteria. Shebi na who eat dey do any other thing.


Hahahahaha. Abeg na how many feet u mean? I want make I know how much clay I go supply you.



Shebi if I no get money I go buy mb... lol


Hope say close up pay you well for this advert.....

LMAO..
Where is your location??

Today someone will denounce being an atheist tomorrow is Christianity..
Lemme just fold my arms and watch.

TheLordIsGr8:
I wish him well. Let him catch more game. But by the time they realise they've been living a lie it'll be too late. Then you'll be hearing pastor's phone ringing upandan. e b like say I go soon go open single sisters ministry sef. Even if na only to dey watch their desperation.

But honestly speaking, is it that parents of nowadays don't discuss r/ship with their daughters? I'm just wondering.


I for like to hunt you now, but I be God pikin. I no sabi lie, plus my name na Anthony. Those two combination no dey end well.

Hyping your self
I love a God fearing man loving, caring ,and understanding least I forget chocolate skin not too tall and not too short I don't mind if he has money too

MsRoe:
It's because too many Naija guys toast like this...

Baby, you know you need someone that will be taking care of you. Your father cannot do it all....

Baby, a fine girl like you cannot be suffering. You need to be looking sharp all the time. I can be giving all these small small things....it's nothing to me.

Baby, wait let me take this call from my business partners we need to seal this multimillion Naira deal this night. "Ochuko, yes take the two million! I don't need it, my account is already overflowing, there's no space for that one!"

Ehen, baby, how about you give me a trial. I promise, you will enjoy me. I will take care of you.

Lemme show you my ID card I work with d presidency..
What do you expect Na..
I must chop na...
Lolz

TheLordIsGr8:
Of course you knew he was bluffing. And I knew you knew he was bluffing. I don't dispute that. But you loved it and you wish for him to go to law school to perfect the art of bluffing.

For a lady, the more they know about the lie, the sweeter it is to their ears. It leaves the finest melodies a distant last. The more obvious the lie, the more beautiful a lady finds it. It is reverse psychology. I do not claim to understand how it works. Still baffles me and it would be the first and only question I will ask God when I get to Enuigwe.

I cannot begin to imagine the bevy of ladies that would be flocking round Liar Moh'd. That guy must be having the ride of a lifetime with the female folks. That is what prompts a Catholic to confess, "blessed are you among women"

Enjoy your day

How God created the female folks is just so amazing..
So amazing to know a lie but still fall for it..
Pussyhunter is one of those guys that is having the ride of a lifetime with the female folks with his sugar coated words.

TheLordIsGr8:
Of course. So he can learn how to lie to you properly.

Women love lies. Fact.

Lol..
Knew he was bluffing.
Although it was beautiful lie...

thepussyhunter:
nah hun
i'm an engineer

but i could become a lawyer just for you if u've got interest in them though (like a cousin of mine who's got this crazy inbuilt love for guys who are lawyers)

Funny you..
Would u go back to school to study law because of me .

DeGuyNxtDoor:
I'm not dangerous my dear, you'd actually be amazed there are still guys like me in existence if you get to meet me

Wow.
Careless of what people say about you..
Wish I can tell you more through my own experience.
But please don't join d bad gang.
It is not worth it at all..

DeGuyNxtDoor:
Good morning everyone, I would just head straight to the point here.

I happen to be a person who does not find smoking even the said harmless shisha fun. I hate it so much that I advice my friends to stop it when they do it in clubs. I also hate drinks as well, be it alcohol, beer or the popular kerewa hard drinks. I can at least settle down with malt as I don't take fanta, Pepsi, coke and the rest of the sugary drinks


Now my problem is my friends, they indirectly insult me over this, even my own brother did too, saying I look too soft cos I'm not doing weed or shisha at least which is harmless, that I'm not man enough physically. Its become persistent that its starting to worry me and I just wanna hear someone say I'm doing what's right and not wrong...

I'm not tryna show/say I'm a Holy person but I just don't like it. Is this normal? Are there guys like me out there?

Op na your type dey very dangerous I swear..
My brother doesn't smoke nor drink his colleagues and even friends respects him like kilode..
It is not what you are physically that matters.
U have what your so called friends doesn't have and that's integrity.
Please Don't let anyone deceive you.

thepussyhunter:
its thepussyhunter here again to give you the exclusive uncovered gist in detail........

Sadly this is not a broadcast on the jude and lefu ish as that thread was closed, susequently closing the topic......

Anyways the news crew just stumbled on another "potential" interesting story.....


with me in the studio tonight is unripepussy.........if this whole ish turns out to be good she'd help us in analysing the facts raised.......

Lets get a rundown on whats happened and what might soon happen

A certain mysterious lady by the name slayprincess has come out (on a day marked for public holiday.......) to bluntly accuse most nairalanders (us) of always being online here and has attributed the cause to being their joblessness....
She said and i quote "most active nairalanders are always online cos they are jobless"

now a few persons have come to defend the accused (dont know if i should add an "s" to the accused as dem many )
and some has turned the whole story around...........making the identity of the op the subject matter to be discussed (dats why the crew jumped on the case......it just might be another thread exposing someone and hopefully we'd get to see come e-fights tonight .........dont blame us, we love violence )
the are trying to identify and expose the person behind the moniker slayprincess

our sources say some have come out to say she is sekxy
others say she is vikylove (the lady who loves calling guys broke)

still a guy (DeGuyNxtDoor) came out to support her....
I feel this is gonna be good
anyways stay with us as we go hunt for more info

D way u analysis things eh gat me wondering if you are a lawyer..

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]Must you create a thread for this [/color]

Must u view every post...

Jacksparr0w127:
Attention seeker

Ain't seeking attention.
If I want attention I will do it offline..

Misroe, Tarah, aderola15 optional 1..
Thanks for your support and concern.
To whoever deleted my post I say wehdone
Asslickers broker ass niggas wehdone too.