₦airaland Forum

Fadiga24:
U be ash*wo in real life, you be mary in Nairaland.

Or you think you will find a husband to marry you?

Your punna is too wide and smelly, and you are too ugly even bleaching creams couldn't help you.

(no offieense)

I sorry for you.
I don't patronize bleaching cream..
I can boldly tell you I'm black and beautiful..
U are pained bro
U mean virgin mary abi..

Aderola15:
Bébé LA hot, your dp is bursting brains oooo.

Chai
Thank you..

Fadiga24:
What is wrong in asking ash*wo for price

Abi you don upgrade to threes.omes and butt licking?

Last time, I knew you, you were a very good ash*wo, now you are just horr*ble thing that would lick a goats ass for money.

(no offieense)

slowpoke go and look for your type..
Shoe get size.
I swear na all d females for your family and generation be ashawo..

Fadiga24:
Ash*wo, good morning, how much do you charge?

Local champion that can't even afford those local runs gals.
Please Carry your mumu self to your miserable slum.

Heineken:
badt guy. Me Don repent now sha.. No more nacking for now. Lol

What is Mumu button

Aderola15:
Op is as useless as his unsolicited opinion. Case closed.

Sisterly

Then leave us alone
Stop saying trash mbok

AlwaysUltraPad:
look no further.

Really
Like seriously ...
U gat what I want

fyxboss:
so what do u look at, pocket or ....??

Yes ooo!!
No time

daredreman:
Na the dick you get business with bah

Depends on d size

Street money sweet to spend I swear.

forreelinc:
gals still look at body?
Hmmm I'm curious

No mind d op.
Wetin I wan use body do

Homeboiy:
Wait op let me call bobrisky and ask me




Phone ringing....


hello bobrisky is that u?


A gat a question to ask u mehn


maybe ur busy now

Oshey...................................
Baddest

ikp120:
The woman give am pussy fùck and he dey look for ashawo? Naaaah! Next time you want to form for your boyfriend or husband, please reason am again. Hehehehehe

Pussy is one of the cheapest commodities on earth.

Eish....
300naira punny

Tapout:
Well if 10 average guys are requested to choose either banana or sex at #500 respectively, atlest 7 would go for sex. The other 3 that choose banana are likely the likes of bobrisky (them know wetin dem wan use am do)

Lol
U no well

Ralphdan:
It does
Women?
Dnt trust them,they can do anything for money
No offence meant though.

And u call 300naira money
And d patronisers are men
Somebody's husband or boyfriend
Men
Don't trust them

Tapout:
una dey dis country at all??
on a more serious note, u pay as low as 5h in some places... According to them, it's called "pay as u go"

That's cheap tho
A girl hawking bananas makes better profit in a day..
Too bad

Mekanus:
How much u dy collect

Patroniser spotted

Kondomatic:
I am not joking.



It is cheaper in some places

Cheaper
How much is cheaper?
What area lemme do my research..

Kondomatic:
It's actually expensive there

Sarcasm
300naira
Is it not better I do it for free at least that will make a cheerful giver.

Oyindidi:
Christ in me! Are my eyes deceiving me #300 naira? This is serious so sex is that cheap, can't believe what I'm reading.
O boy!

And u believe this trash..
That story doesn't make any sense tho...

MrCork:
....ok ladies first....apart from sexxc,
wot can we talk about...but pls keeeeepit clean!

Us and d money in your account.

luvmijeje:
Why banished him? In a country that there's law and there's government. Abeg I don't believe this story.

Laws of the land I guess.

bonifieldstun:
I wish it was mtn

Me too
Etisalat d best network so far..

Triumphant entry

Lexusgs430:
Take them to court and await your day in court. They might pack out before the case is heard..

Hmmmm..
Court will give them a period of a time to pay.
If d tenant is smart enough they fit drag d case reach 3 months..
U know what that means.

Victornezzar:
lol d movie director of dat film no try
na y dey close am

Lol
Both of una no well

MrOdyssey:
You claim you can't walk away from the marriage cos you already have a son for him, giving us the impression that you are a caring and loving mother who cannot afford to abandon her own child but at the same time you can afford to take ur own life hence (still) abandoning ur son and at the same time making what is left of his life miserable forever.

Honestly your reasoning and thinking is terribly warped.

Get a divorce ma'am if you can't cope with the marriage any longer while making sure you claim custody of your son.

A dead man feels no pain,only the living (which in these case is your son ) does.

Pls do not destroy that young boys life by leaving him with such a stigma. He isn't responsible for your pain and shouldn't b made to suffer for it.

Peace

This is Africa divorce is never d best option.
She should talk things over with her husband if he doesn't listen let her involve her people.

Victornezzar:
lmao
same here also
Politics section is also turning 2 romance section
Kids throwing insults here upandan

Lol
Ipob Vs afonja
My dear any section u find fascinating just holla at your gal..