HARDDON:




Some1 has been dere a couple la times!
Done did it!

Boo... Experience is definitely the best teacher. That I learnt in a hard way.

Tosyne2much there is God oooo! Don't ask him for money and don't deny him sex. For what na? I prefer to use my cunt for something useful than give a broke ass to destroy it. I use the word destroy cuz they can bang for Africa.

ftechclass:

That's the raw truth Bro......

We know them too well

But I'm a lady na

hakeem4:
Bringing their friends on a first date to come and eat like it's a get together

Chai get together na picnic. Not bad though it's your first date so you gotta please her.

BoosBae:
See the guy pant mouth

Chosis see finishing abeg

ftechclass:
We visited all these known churches that I see NL CHRISTIANS using all their lifetime to defend.
I mean all these mumu business enterprises like
- SCOAN abi n'a SCO for the gullible nations,
- Winners abi na LOOSERS,
- Redeem,
- Trinity salvation Church of christ.
- Liberation TV church owner pastor Chris Okafor.
- CMCM

Abeg make una name the church wey we no visit?
Ooooh, I we no go Apostle Daniella Okeke church

IN fact, the so called stupid anointing water of Thief B Joshua didn't work. (anointing water with version release like say na Application/software dem dae develop).

Believe me, all those things we see are just TV shows / dramas

(anointing water with version release like say Na application /software dem dae develop)
This got me laughing

delishpot:
If only you focus on education or self improvement as much as you do skirt chasing, you would not have time to type this immorality here.
After jumping from skirt to skirt, tomorrow you marry one unfortunate woman whose vagina would become the victim of your numerous yardsticks comparisons. Or don't you know frolicking around would also cause you to compare even your wife's vagina to the other women's own? You think it only happens to women who have been sleeping around,? Tomorrow when there is small arguement in your home, you start saying she doesn't even bend like Tope, she doesn't even ride like Kemi, She doesn't even scream like Tolu, she doesn't squeeze like Faith, she doesn't hug like Rose, bla bla bla. Expecting the innocent woman to be 100 women in 1. Do you think that those girls don't also feel you are all mouth and no action too? They prolly did not respond because they were bored while you were at it. Just like you, their beauty has taken them to a few beds and your packaging no follow wetin you pack inside. The ones that screamed and wihined are plain Janes who do not know any better what miracles a man can perform in bed they think what you giving them is what they supposed to get . Na so una dey take spoil una homes even before una marry.

Nice one. I promise you a kiss.

Antibot:


Oh, you have absolutely no idea why I did. Someone reported me too na. Sorry sha. It's nice having you back

*extending a hand of friendship*

You're adviced to take it if not, more ban awaits you Because I'm about to start doing some stalking job on your post.

You know that shege yaro can cost you another ban too right? You know it's an insult right

You go like ban wella o

I'm not accepting. You have started a great war.
Antibot na me and you for this nairaland.

ilevic:
Pls who help me see my sweetheart, Cleopatra4? I know she will like this. Anyway, let the mixture of lies and truth keep coming in trickles while I await my darling

Baby MI where have you been?? Refused to have sex with this niggar he went down on his knees and was begging like kilode.. . U need to see d look in his eyes.
When I mistakenly hit a guy on his chest and he was like I must revenge

Antibot:


Cleo Cleo. Cleopatra4. Are you really enjoying your ban that you can't reply me?

Antibot cuz I call you monkey you report me abi Which mumu ban me join shege yaro!!!

Op so on point even Isreal God's own country isn't as religious as Nigeria. I won't forget d day a so called prophetess in d name of deliverance spit into my mouth

SoftP:
Reminds me of kuvuki kingdom

Do you live there??

refiner:
I will never send my nude to whomsoever...not even to bill gate son for half of his wealth...

Bae you sure

QuietHammer:
See the beard like the feathers surrounding a fowl's nyash

ilevic:


Lol. But serioxly dear, I am owk with what u have there. They will be easy for me to handle wen we marry. I cannot be working with water melon upandan. . av missed u dear

I missed you too!! Please oooo come and do the needful can't wait to be with you

ilevic:


When u re ready, let's go see papa and mama dear. Me sef don tire for this Vaseline crew wey I dey so

Vaseline crew Take it easy so you will have d strength for real thing.

austinereds:


see them!

Yes I agree..

Guess this is the trending thing now. Lemme go and work on my boobs so I can be slaying anyhow and gat nairaland guys drooling over me

sinaj:
It will b an expensive f**k

People will improvise with nylon

austinereds:


Savage! Some girls ehm them think say them smart!

Yes we are smarter than you think. No matter what men will always fall Mugu. So take a chill pill

Martin124:
neither do I??

Lol.. Funny.

Martin124:
waist chain,I though it for marin goddess or gals from the river or probably charm

You think so. What about earrings and bangles??
My boyfriend is not complaining.

Following

I feel the same too! The thought of traveling alone is killing me.

I wear waist chain how about that I don't see anything wrong with it.

ilevic:


Sweetheart, I love this oo. when will it be our turn?

I'm Waiting for you Na.. I Don go wedding tire ooo!

baylord101:
Keep pouring

Leave me ooo!!

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Mistaken Identity may I know you please!!

Eaa247:


wat a pretty face I see! seems we be met b4?

Are you serious?? Don't think so.

Eaa247:


see me for an important msg

See you where??

Stevengerd:
Ehn Ehn... Oya Tok Ur Own Make We Hear. We Sabi Pipu Like U Wella.

I'm a born again Christian. It's against my religious belief to talk about doggy style