Id card

Eglobalma:


U look so fuuckable, i cant wait to Bleep ur throat first bae

Savage!!!

MrCork:

^^^kaiiiii..see booooobsi..darling I have Moiney... can I hug u?

Do you have 30billion in your account

Obodo999:


This is not funny. Its a broke girl like you that will be looking for rich guys to leeched on.

Leeching is my occupation...

Oyindidi:
he is crying for 5k

Yes ooo! When person dey shout 30 billion for him account.

coolestchris:

my account balance is just enough for me,myself and i

Remember me in your kingdom abi paradise

Oyindidi:
Broke guys no suppose get erection

U killed it bae...

coolestchris:
someone is saying am broke, I guess she thinks I will say I got 18 million

Nah... Maybe upgrade it to 30 billion

How pastor take get God number truly our God is merciful God cuz this pastor deserves just one thunder strike

Fuckshiit:


guess he's a bad fúcker?

Dunno what you mean??

Lol.. Funny but true!

I cut every ties with my ex. hate bringing back memories.
Let the past be in the past...

Arsenalholic1:
When last did you hear of a guy following his gf to go and buy panties?

If your bf does it with you, I don't do it for my partner.

Kinda surprise you know bend down select pants and the price

Arsenalholic1:
A slay queen in very cheap pant. That pant is not more than #80 bought from a "bend down select" vendor.

How you take know say na bend down select pant she wear if you no dey carry your girlfriend go there

AlvanT:
Mine's softer forget my dp :p

You are cute

shinarlaura:
Another mother's day is here.
And i'm trying to make it through,
Because this day reminds me of the things i miss about you.

Every time that I smile,
Every time that I sigh,
I think of your face,
And a tear escapes my eye.

You were my world,
My inspiration and my heart,
But when you left me,
I thought I would fall apart.

You were my best friend,
My one true 'amebo' partner,
Teacher and pain reliever,
And that's not all you were,
You were also my mom.

You're no more but your words have empowered me,
To become the person I am today.

I didn't want to live without you,
I did not want to get married without you,
And now I'll have to birth your grandchildren without you,
In remembrance of you,I'll name my first daughter after you.

I will give anything to have you back,
But I know now that it was meant to be,
For you are still watching from up there,
And I know in all these you're with me.

I'll make you proud mom,
I'll maximise my potential and be all I can be,
You're going to see me and smile,
That's a daughter's vow

I LOVE YOU MUM
( TU me manques maman)

Nice one!!! But I am not understanding this Mother's Day again.
Na every month be Mother's Day??

Randy91:


let me hold it 4u naa

With those strong arms of yours

firstking01:
Women get chest?

OK... My breast oooo!

ellechrystal:
Low cut , childish!? Lmao. U r actually the childish one, by the way, I think u look better when u cover your teeth,.. u look ok though

My chest ooo!

Theoigios:


that's cool, appears you are on the same stupidity level with him.
it also appear that you also have nonsense to spew too, go on, i'm all ears.
i am tired of having to correct ill-trained adults,maturity is not determined by age, so is knowledge.

Clap for yourself....

HARDDON:
Arrrrrg! Yet another PepperThemGang with multi coloured hair!
Funky funny smile, mary kay induced interracial face

Nonetheless, welcome!

This is BigDeddyDon, now come give me a hug

Wait a minute what are you doing here?? We both have unfinished business..

Dimples182:
I still don't understand why people announce themselves

Cheap publicity I guess

Op your friend is a bitch.. Had similar encounter with my bestie. Found and out and ended our friendship but still today she doesn't know why. Didn't confront her.
I don't trust girls..
Tell me if Na guy wen serious to marry you na so u go lose am because of your Friend.
Shine your eyes wella

LEBEfirstson:
.. only her moniker says it all. Broh she's expensive oo. Run for your life

Chill na have you dated me before no put sand for my garri

tosyne2much:
How of them have you dated to come to the conclusion that they are good bangers?

Since a broke ass gat nothing to do his only occupation becomes banging. Of cuz you know practice makes perfect I'm beginning to suspect you

Ajewealth123:
what was your jamb score? Did you pass? All these nuisance underage teenager too think they have an idea when it comes to relationship talks. It is not neccessary you comment and if you must do,do that with your brain intact.
I wasn't comparing tv with female,I was citing and example.next time when you want to quote someone,make sure you have a clear understanding of the subject matter,what you are quoting and how well to respond.
Imagine you are even still a young lad who doesn't know or have the full context of what a relationship is. I won't entertain your quote any longer so keep whatever you want to say to yourself

On the bolded, it is obvious you were not properly trained. I won't insult your parent but don't make the mistake a second time,you will get what you are trying to bargain for I promise you

So annoying when you see kids commenting on a post they don't understand.
worst of it all they keep arguing with their nonsense points of view.
Nice one on that kid.

26andsearching:
I don't know why am always meeting materialistic ladies

Although I didn't do much dating at school, but the few I had were so demanding. Meanwhile the reverse is the case for my guys.

Am not the stingy type, I love to go out on dates , once in awhile​ hand out not so expensive gifts but cool gifts. Send airtime if I can.

But the kind of gals I meet eh
Be like

I need money to make hair 3k...

I need money for one silly thing or the other and so on.

Virtually putting responsibilities​ that belongs to her father on my head.

I tend to yield to some because of konji sometimes, I can't die na

I always admire my friends​ babe. She is so content. I mean I can't even describe how cool she is.
She actually paid for my friends final year fees and supported him when he had family issues. I know there lot of ladies like this out there , but why am I yet to meet one

Okay this happened to​ me last week at ICM. Saw this chic looking all good. I didn't dull we started talking exchanged contacts , immediately we got home started chatting on WhatsApp , in my mind was already happy my have got an honest one.

Next day was a Saturday. Woke up na she they my mind

Started chatting immediately , cut long story short , she asked me for 3k , I nearly mad.

I mean am yet to even ask u out and u had to make that request.

This threw me off balance, and I had to take a long pause and think. It's really scaring me cos am in the point of my life where I have to be serious.

I just can't phantom out wat the problem might be.

Is that am too fine Cos hell yeah I am ( don't ask for my pic)

Or they money smell on me when I walk

Money isn't my issue, but I don't just want to build a relationship around a liability gal.

I would really appreciate good and solid opinions especially from married people.

Thanks

I feel your pain. Come date me and you will never regret it.

mrphysics:

One body count right? Nigerian ladies are "truth (sooth) Sayers"

U wanna know my body count right?? I will tell you not on this forum

luminouz:


U want d part 2 right?
Here it is....90% loading.....

OK here it is... ... When I got home after leaving d EBINAs eating their prospective shame bringing,phone and footwear seizing,vitriolic verbal lashing and beggar turning FOOD.....I promptly switched off my phone n took a long,leisurely bath n treated myself to 5 balls of IGBO fufu n Egusi soup with orisirisi meats...then settled down to enjoy the rest of my evening with movies......
Switched on my phone d next day n come see messages from her with all sorts of abuses n threats LMAO.......the funny thing is she never said what happened to her at dat joint but with d concentratedly composed evil sounding threats...I knew she saw HELL in there......I ignored all texts n blocked d number n promptly forgot about her n her always hungry friends!!!

I saw her 6 months later bro n guess where....another JOINT!!!! LMAO! But dis time alone with a guy who as providence would have knew me(casual friends). D geh was shocked when she saw me n double shocked when her date called me n introduced her.....I put my poker face on n behaved like I never saw her before in my life......I just went to my table(not too far from theirs so I could get a corner eye view of them) n ordered lavishly.....
She didn't stay up to 15mins before she left...all d while glancing at me furtively...she was already eating when I came....just hurriedly finished her food n told d guy to see her off!!! D guy came back grumbling about how I spoiled his runs! I was like wtf? He was like d geh just dey eye me all the while since I came......DAT I dey use my swags dey spoil his market joor..but she collected tfare from him sha..we laughed about it n forgot about d stuff.....d guy told me a week later DAT d geh no dey pick him call again o since DAT day...he kept asking me if d geh don port my side n am fookin her...I now sat him down n give him d full gist o......Naso d guy laughed throwaway drink ooooo......he thanked me sha for spoiling her market n till today me n d guy still dey relate...
I have not seen her since THEN!

THE END!!!!
Cc organs

You taught her a lesson she will never forget.. If I don't like a guy I will decline his offer to go out with him. thank God I don't have longer throat.
after eating everything I go still poo them out so what is the big Deal

dangotesmummy:
see another example of a wild beast pretending to be a man

How come when Nigerian police talk to you anyhow you control yourself and act like a gentleman

Lol.. Him crase no reach that side

HARDDON:


Dont go defensive, said i was gono think about it.

Ermmm, if you call ur male friends Boo, what do u now call d real Boo? B00Bs?

Gat special name for him

HARDDON:


Boo? r u hitting on me? ...... ok, i'd think bout it.


Respect large.
At least u r truthful about it unlike Nkechi n Ogechi that wud denied it for Africa.

Ehmmm, but im curious , how come u kept meeting them?

hope it hasnt been finally destroyed ooo

Nah... Ain't hitting on you. No big deal if I call you boo
Do call my male friends boo.
Dated just one .