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DrPhilABd: Yea, dere is anoda confession.
I lyk girls alot... So some pple say though I don't believe dem because I believe in fidelity/faithfulness. Dis one I ws posted to FCT, hw ll I be able to meet a young lady who is not a corpmember to ve somethg wit because my plan ws to work my ppa to a tertiary institution. I heard in Abj, d ladies u ll see outside r always in a hurry to get to work or get home. Dis issue is disturbing me well well... I need a lady wit body lyk Queen.
Dis is my other confession... Hehehe *wickedgrin*

Hahahaha...good luck with that...when are you going to camp?...I still have a month to go

sokarsenal: . 'Pretense for this long'......For where? ........the first time I read his/her message here......I said that moniker dr.PhilABd wrote in the pattern of a GUY........there is a way a man types online and there is way a woman types online.........when you get into the pysche of it....you would know..........bt now I think Dr.PhilA.Bd is a lady who types like dude

It is now a lady that types like a dude? ...sokarsenal, you are funny lol..if you say so, let's wait and see if there will be another confession from it

Samguine: I never believed you were the same person

Oook...I hear you

DrPhilABd: Seriously, I don't know u personally & I wished I saw u... Jux collected my letter on saturday.

I still don't believe you jor...although I got mine on Friday...but on Wednesday, a lot of people were there, and maybe you saw me

DrPhilABd: Lol... Thanks. I jux wanted to ve some fun by pretending to be a lady & I can say I truly had fun. Sorry again for the troubles I caused U. #TeamUNIBEN, FCT thgs#

Nothing to be sorry for...looking back,it was actually fun and entertaining and gave the thread more pages

DrPhilABd: Anythg wrong wit me calling you Queen? I tot since ur monicker is Cleoqueen, I can use queen instead.

Are you sure that's all to it?...since you schooled in uniben,maybe you know me, or maybe you even saw me at sports complex and found out my name is queen...so?...which is it?

DrPhilABd: Whoeva is still not convinced that we are different pple, dt person own obviously dey him body.

You are dia

DrPhilABd: Hehehe...it means I can be said to be d reason y u had to upload ur pix & also d reason dey saw ur pretty face... Wow, I did dem well. Btw, I also enjoyed d view of your picture... *winks*
sorry for the many wahala & explanations I caused u. Hp I can visit u still in ur state of deployment & also stay wit u?

Are you kidding me?...of course, you are free to visit..I love you personality, regardless of your gender...and if truly you are a guy,I admire your ability to keep up with the pretense for this long

DrPhilABd: gud morning Queen

I'm beginning to question everything about you now o...why did you call me queen?

Samguine: She is a babe. A very beautiful babe with beautiful eyes. And she's from Edo.


*in Liam Neeson's voice*
DrPhilABd..wherever you are, I will find you. And I will marry you.

You still think she is a babe?...but hope you are convinced now that we are not the same person sha?

Wiseracre: Guess I owe you an apology...

Hell yea...waiting...

DrPhilABd: A quick confession...
I'm someone who loves to have fun bt I'm a very quiet person physically. I get wild online because I jux find it easy expressing myself online easier. I ve deceived a lotta peeps making them think wat is not as though it is. I'm sorry for d deceit, I seeketh just fun which I tot it ll be nice getting by being someone else, somethg else. I'm DrPhilA.Bd, and I'm a black handsome BLOKE, wit luvly eyes. To those dt cld detect my pretense, I give u kudos... We ll recruit u into our secret service soon because u got d mind of an agent.

FINALLY!..ITS A GUY...I knew it...and they almost had my neck, saying I was you and I had to upload a picture of myself

DrPhilABd: I'm yet to get my letter... Will be taking it tomorrow sha.

Ook dear...good morning

Hissexcellencie: at least na south e dey. I nor know wetin I for do if na north dem fling you o

I know right?...I'm grateful to God...but I wish it was uyo though

Hissexcellencie: lol. O ga'eme gi vuum n'anya

Hahahahahaha

Hissexcellencie: dun mind her, she can fear for Africa!

Hahaha...osun was not among the list of places I wanted jor...what about @drphilabd,does anyone know where she was posted?

Hissexcellencie: wow. We're both going September. #Fate even tho' you didn't end up in lag....M still seeing things

Hahaha...legend of the seer

traecey: swty dnt redeploy....akwa z olwaiz there...u can dcide to start a life there...but osun is a nice place...u neva knw wt God has arranged

I thought so too o...hmmm...now I'm conflicted

[quote author=honeydear]Ahh so u'll redeploy and leave me [/quote
Yes o...let's redeploy together na

traecey: ah...so no akwa for mi? choi dg dia ris God o

My dear...like I said na,I will redeploy o..sharply...

Hissexcellencie: this cold is 3much oº°˚ I wish Cleoqueen were here. Morning Humans!

Hey dear...I was posted to osun o...choi Yoruba land here I come and I'm going in September

Valentinooo: I'm fine o. You just abandon me. I even heard somebody has come to pay your brideprice is it true

My brother,this love thing can be swift o...you can't see it coming then BAM!..it hits you

traecey: oya tell him to bring bk our girls nd take our paedophiles

Morning darl...hope you slept good?...hahahahahaha...ok...I done tell am

sokarsenal: . Why now.....lol

Bleh!

Valentinooo: oh! Cleoqueen is here
*runs to her for a hug*
I've missed you darling

Awww...*hugs back*..I missed you too....how you been?

sokarsenal: Can't imagine how this house would be like in 4 days time.....we'd hear.....'what nonsense, lagos stream 2,I don wait tire for house', 'this oyo runs did not work for me' (adedeji65).......'Lagos stream 2, atleast I'd collect my August salary and my nysc august allowance' (samguine), 'Zamfara, choi I don die and I was expecting Akwa Ibom (cleoqueen), ' no enugu and no rivers state, and yet they gave me taraba state' (traecey), 'I wanted south west and now I have bayelsa state'(DrPhilABd) 'this people had to send me to katsina, to serve nigeria, oh nigeria has failed me' (madam), 'I thought this man told me he submitted my numbrr to akwa ibom, I'd redeploy (ifyzo)..........'By God's grace, my runs pure (baba osemu8), etc

Tufiakwa!!

traecey: ah...tot uve bin e-napped by his excellence o

Hahahahahaha...yes o... He has e-napped me

Jimwalex: chaiii... chaiii...u knw wat,honestly i used think dat fyn and sophisticated gals lyk u,cleoqueen,heemah,traecey,tiffanyj,God's favourite,cutiepie01,enimoney,debbygirly et al no dey excrete or flatulate(a.k.a toot,poot,pass gas,bombshell lolz) oh...bt on a serious note,DO THEY? just curious ni jare..

Nna na wa for your thinking o...I hail you

traecey: Sokarsenal my spirit chuku(er)....whres honeydear, whytjane, cutiepie01, bentonmaye, zerray, ifyzo, cleoqueen, drphilabd, moshmod101, meeky, smeeky, darkchocolate nd odas?

Over here sweetie...how are you doing?

Hissexcellencie: ma dear ehn....*in Zebrudaya's voice* Are u see what am saw??!

Iyam sawing it oooo

sokarsenal: . Haha......abeg leave OGA SOWL let him enjoy himself.......weekends are normally the time for E-banter but for some reasons unknown to me no one wants to fall for SOWL's 'attempt at a banter'

Nice choice

prixxy7: *rotfl* he just wants to be right shaaaaaa... Baba o! I hail U̶̲̥̅̊!

It's not a small thing