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Nairaland GeneralRe: What Does Your Emoji History Say About You? by Cletus77(op): 9:13pm On Aug 17, 2019
czarina:
Cletus, Who broke your heart?
Omg shocked..
Am shocked lipsrsealed
U're good
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Does Your Emoji History Say About You? by Cletus77(op): 9:12pm On Aug 17, 2019
GuestLog:
No love! shocked shocked shocked
Yours is like you've had a carefree week..buh I can't understand the medals
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Does Your Emoji History Say About You? by Cletus77(op): 9:12pm On Aug 17, 2019
czarina:
Ayam coming...

Here goes.....
I think yours talk more about food you'll eat on a date or something related ;
Nairaland GeneralWhat Does Your Emoji History Say About You? by Cletus77(op): 8:58pm On Aug 17, 2019
Upload your emoji history let's see if there is any one that can decipher what it's says about you

Pls no cheating..it's just for fun... grin ps: u must decipher others and post yours too...

Here's mine...

CelebritiesRe: Wizkid First Post Of Davido On Instagram by Cletus77(m): 8:48pm On Aug 17, 2019
People dey oo
See how people just dey monitor celebrities as if na better work
PoliticsRe: So FBI Is Watching Us. Na Wa O. Eyes Everywhere by Cletus77(m): 1:40pm On Aug 17, 2019
Stop panicking except you get your money through fradulent ways..

FBI only monitors you wen they start becoming suspicious of you..unlike our witch hunting EFCC
PoliticsRe: Could Nigeria Beat Ethiopia's 350 Million Trees In A Day Record ? by Cletus77(m): 2:01am On Aug 16, 2019
Charleys:
The south east should first plant trees to curb their erosion then if it works we will plant trees to curb desertification shikina.
Erosion and afforestation?? grin
Don't let your obsession with a geographical location pass this stage o grin
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Azikiwe With His Car In 1959 (Throwback Photos) by Cletus77(m): 1:49am On Aug 16, 2019
TSRC:
The unfortunate thing is that thousands of your fathers died so that Igbo can come back to Lagos.

PhonesRe: Mtn Rejects My Signed, Stamped & Sealed Court Affidavit For Self ID by Cletus77(m):
I know MTN misbehaves at times but I think they were right on this one...
Mr Op, affidavit is only required for line retrieval if you don't have a valid ID or the Sim pack, not for Sim update..

If you check the means of identification in an MTN system, you'll only see voter's ID, National ID, Drivers license and others, and you compounded your problem by visiting the office during a period they're trying to get rid of the traffic in their office because of the large number of people going for update. And I trust MTN, they won't attend to you even if you bring all the credentials you possess grin

Just visit any MTN outlet, pay at least #200 and they'll get it done for you..if you were in Ph..I would have invited you to my shop so you can update it even without any ID. The thing is that Nigerians love free things a lot. At the office, it's free and stressful buh outside, you'll pay a maximum of #200 or #300 to get it done without any stress...

Most of the things, these service providers require heaven and earth for are just simple things they can just carry out but they'll like to make it look complicated because you no say na office, they'll try to make everything look official and legit whereas it shouldn't be that cumbersome...

They're very wrong if they spoke harshly to you or refused to attend to your pleas after all the stress you went through and money you spent..

So I apologise on their behalf..na so Dem dey mumu at times..no vex
PoliticsRe: Igbos Should Stop Fighting The Good People Of Yerobas by Cletus77(m): 11:35pm On Aug 14, 2019
helinues:
If you are not pained, you should have ignored.. That means it dey hold you for blokos..

We never forget Ozubulu killings.. Orchestrated by Igbo Catholics. Igbo Catholics are dangerous set of people
You should be surprised am the only one telling you this cos igbos do ignore and pass..
When you're done you'll go to bed
PoliticsRe: Igbos Should Stop Fighting The Good People Of Yerobas by Cletus77(m): 11:24pm On Aug 14, 2019
helinues:
Another Igbo Catholics spotted
The thing is that you want to be yoruba and u also don't want to be yoruba cheesy
And y is there an "s" in the Catholic? grin
To be honest with you Catholic Igbo won't work..try another thing
PoliticsRe: The World Is Reaping The Chaos The British Empire Sowed by Cletus77(m): 11:09pm On Aug 14, 2019
KanwuliaExtra:
The British Empire?
Always a confusionist.
Everywhere they go, they leave chaos! embarassed

Dem can waka to go find who to colonize? grin
Their only source of income.
Lol..naso Lord Lugard and him wife waka come join two like poles for west Africa..today we still dey suffer am grin
PoliticsRe: Igbos Should Stop Fighting The Good People Of Yerobas by Cletus77(m): 10:57pm On Aug 14, 2019
helinues:
Thread from Igbo Catholics.. Boko haram of the east
Catholic Igbo won't sell even if you open a thread about it...
Sorry to burst your bubble
PoliticsRe: Parliamentary Democracy - Most Loyal Opposition by Cletus77(m): 10:51pm On Aug 14, 2019
Me I think they should abolish party systems in the legislative arm to avoid stupid party loyalty and make the executive sit up!
TravelRe: A South African In Nigeria by Cletus77(m): 12:29pm On Aug 13, 2019
Thank God the op was being fair in describing the city..If Nigerians could leave tribalism and develop one city at a time, Nigeria with most Largest cities in Africa would have been massive wealth generating cities
RomanceRe: Why Do We Feel Weak After Masturbation But Not After Sex by Cletus77(m): 10:00pm On Aug 11, 2019
pansophist:
This phenomena is known as the "refractory period". The male body has evolved to shut down after ejaculation (intercourse or masturbation), it is normal that it occurs and otherwise is medically questionable.

Ostensibly, masturbation appears to use up more energy than regular sex. Your hand is busy wanking, your eyes and brain busy processing processing visual stimulatory images (eg via watching porn, sexual reminiscence etc), with the guilt associated with masturbarion.
Op here is your answer...case closed!
RomanceRe: Why Do We Feel Weak After Masturbation But Not After Sex by Cletus77(m): 10:00pm On Aug 11, 2019
KfashionHubb:
Normal sexual acts involves a fair exchange between man and woman while masturbation is between you and a demon..

These demons are the real negative energy that drains out your positivity and besides You become weak and guilty too.
Mr demon detector...so u're saying almost 95% of men have had sex with demons? undecided
It's religiously and morally considered indecent we know but don't bring your own demon theory... everything shouldn't be about darkness
Hypocrisy is when you consider MSBT wrong but fornicate here and there!

Fornicate or lust while I masturbate let's see if you'll end up in heaven
PoliticsRe: I Wonder What Goes On In Other African Countries by Cletus77(op): 2:01pm On Aug 11, 2019
Blue3k2:
They're smaller markets and unimportant politically in relation to Nigeria. If you want to know what goes on i those countries visit Allafrica or theafricareport.
Unimportant politically? Pls elaborate
PoliticsRe: I Wonder What Goes On In Other African Countries by Cletus77(op): 2:00pm On Aug 11, 2019
helinues:
Same shi.ts like Nigeria.. Some are better off while some are worst off

Mauritius is the only successful Africa country I can boast of doing much better
The way they come online and hype themselves and know things about Nigeria, I wonder why we know little about all of them..
PoliticsRe: I Wonder What Goes On In Other African Countries by Cletus77(op): 1:58pm On Aug 11, 2019
Printerscanner:
The inferior spies on the superior. It's natural, just the way Nigerians spy on US, UK.
Lol..but I think they'll disagree
PoliticsRe: I Wonder What Goes On In Other African Countries by Cletus77(op): 1:57pm On Aug 11, 2019
tsdarkside:
look....dont deceive yourself....

russians and germans have white skin but still dont like each other....

chinese have white skin too,they still dont like whites....

thinkin that all blacks must like each other is buffonary....
It's not about preference but even if we don't like them or vice versa, they know too much about us but the same can't be said for us
PoliticsRe: I Wonder What Goes On In Other African Countries by Cletus77(op): 1:56pm On Aug 11, 2019
leofab:
We know much bout
USA
I mean African countries
PoliticsRe: I Wonder What Goes On In Other African Countries by Cletus77(op): 1:28am On Aug 11, 2019
Jetrue3oo:
Climate change
grin grin grin
Lol..be serious for once
PoliticsI Wonder What Goes On In Other African Countries by Cletus77(op): 11:57pm On Aug 10, 2019
I mean I can't help but wonder what goes on in numerous countries in Africa as they know so much about us..
They know and are members of various Nigerian sites, what we like and dislike and follows up with us both online and offline.
I can say we shouldn't know more about francophone African countries because of the language barrier and stuff but the anglophone ones like us we rarely hear or know much about them cept for the few newsfeeds while they seem to very much about us..

What could be the reason?
PetsRe: Nigerian Man Takes His Snake For A Routine Walk (Video) by Cletus77(m): 11:29pm On Aug 10, 2019
Lalasticlacla, a man of your calibre shouldn't be keeping snakes of such small size... cry
It's very embarrassing to downgrade yourself to that level, not even a python or boa undecided
CelebritiesRe: Zlatan Asks Tonto Dikeh In 'Agege' By Tekno "Why You Dey Frown Your Face?" by Cletus77(m): 11:05am On Aug 10, 2019
After resting and escaping from Tonto dikeh for months... someone went and woke her up again... cry

RomanceRe: What Ivorians Think Of Nigerians Honestly by Cletus77(m): 2:13am On Aug 09, 2019
And now Ivorians want to use Nigerians and trend too..for your information we don't speak French..so u can face Senegal or Mali
TravelRe: Countries Warn Their Citizens About U.S. Travel After Mass Shootings by Cletus77(m): 2:49am On Aug 07, 2019
I don't downgrade any country not matter how small. The safety and well-being of the citizens should be the foremost priority.

But seriously I thought the warning was coming from bigger and influential countries when I first saw the thread
PoliticsRe: The Revolution They Refused To Do When It Was Needed Most by Cletus77(m):
And yet all this while Nigeria was not the poverty capital of the world...
Nigeria didn't have the highest number of out of school children
Nigeria was among the fastest growing economies in the world
Nigerian Naira still had value
Suicide rate wasn't rampant..
People still had the value of school..
Yahoo Yahoo wasn't rampant
NIGERIA wasn't the laughing stock of the international community
Nigerians were not disrespected by common African countries
Herdsmen didn't have the boldness to kill people and justify it..
Boko Haram menace didn't become this worse
Food and fuel was abundant in the land
Kidnapping wasn't rampant and didn't spread to the south
Fulanis didn't crave to take the lands of other natives...
Tribalism and ethnicity wasn't at it's highest peak
Hate speeches weren't common
State Economies weren't this stagnant
Democracy wasn't under threat...
Independent Government agencies were not tools in the hands of the cabals...
The cabals didn't exist
Nigerians could travel from states to states without fear...
Myetti Allah didn't have this much power
Power wasn't held by one section of the country
No 97% and 5% classification
No threatening of people that didn't vote for you..
No islamization and fulanization agenda
Funds weren't recovered and hidden
Education was still alive
Health sector didn't deteriorate to this level
The lives of common Nigerians mattered!

If u want more you tell me because you're not the only one who think long write-ups translates to common sense

Until one man came along and decided we deserved better only to plunge the masses into a worser situation. Rode on the back of democracy, protests and free speeches to get a one way ticket into Aso Rock

Why won't the citizens protest for a better Country or at least take us back to where we were since we didn't see any visible difference in the past government?

You are here trying to justify why innocent citizens should be harmed for simply staging a protest because of party affiliations!

You are Nigerian before any party, always let that drill into your thin skull!
CrimeRe: Lady Found Uclad Dead Underneath A Hotel Bed In Owerri (Photos) by Cletus77(m): 12:49pm On Aug 05, 2019
Who else noticed that it's the same killing pattern used on a lady reported dead some days ago in Port Harcourt?

The same using of white clothe to strangle her
PoliticsRe: Is Sowore Protest A CIA Clandestine Operation? by Cletus77(m): 12:43pm On Aug 05, 2019
netpro:
Encouraging a politicians to overthrow the government because lost election is not looking for a better country.
Ok so you're happy with the things going on in this country?
Well your take... wetin concern me
PoliticsRe: Is Sowore Protest A CIA Clandestine Operation? by Cletus77(m): 12:38pm On Aug 05, 2019
netpro:
So because Sowore is so unpopular he can't even win in a 100 years, he should now set Nigeria on fire?
You're not even ready for a better Country but you're opposing those that do

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