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halftime 0:0 done enter.

Positiveminds:
The moment Buhari made the call, the Eaglets lost the match. Congrats to Mali. Nig 0: Mal 3.

buhahaha.
9ja fans

Saintly01:
I need per second updates please, I am not watching this match.

go to goal.com

Man Utd (4-2-3-1): De Gea; Young, Smalling, Blind, Rojo; Carrick, Schweinsteiger; Lingard, Mata, Martial; Rooney.

man U 3:1 West brom

finally. Mex2:4Nig. thank God.

Vicotex:
THATS THE EFFECT OF BUHARI'S BODY ODOUR IN 100 DAYS

Ndiara

Lol.

There must b something personal

Bantino:
1. When she says "Get my kini" and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader

2. When you say "mommy, I'm Sorry" and she replies "Sorry for yourself"

3. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now."

4. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning”

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

8. When you’re watching TV with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel

9. If when you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did they come here to play with you?

10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water

11. When she tells you if I hear 'Peem or phim', you will hear 'ween'.

12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin

13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home

14. When you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name

15. When she tells you: 'I didn't kill my mother, so you cannot or will not kill me'

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse...

17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: (it is your father’s family members that are dullards)

18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you "all the food you've been eating at home nko?"

19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows.

20. Feel free to add yours

I agree to 9,10&19

omoijesa:
We are getting dere gradually

( If it doesn't increase its speed, stability, or capacity.) Itz useless . Just a waste money.

deanoffaculty:
I won't do anything but I will not wait till God will judge that person........I will judge him/her by myself.
I will ask my little girl to explain what happened and I will ask the person too. Whether the person guilty or not is not my business. I will not kill the person cos Bible says 'thou shall not kill' but I will arrange two hefty guys to tie the hands and put veil on that person's face and make a tribal mark on his/her according to the state of Origin.
In fact, it can't happen to my kid cos E GO RED OOO!

RED EYE = SHARINGA

dre11:
The marriage of a female bank manager is on the verge of collapse after she was caught red handed by her husband and her driver in bed.





http://pulse.ng/gist/konji-matters-female-bank-manager-caught-red-handed-by-husband-in-bed-with-driver-id3805338.html

very funny.

kowema:
Looking @ ur pics is a confirmation that ur looks doesn't compliment ur brain.....How can u be this mean to a human being?...Where u born of a father at all?....

harsh one

izuch:
If and only if she can/will gimme ................ I could contemplate voting Buhari

lol.
Na bribe??

homesteady: Wow! I'm speechless! If they should allow this boy talent to waste, it will never be better for them

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AMEN.

fckyourman: Person sat down and wrote all this.

Please go and apply as NF Football adviser.

NA TRUE U TALK O.

heskay0: Wetin una dey gain frm futball sef?

wetin u de gain 4rm naija movies?...
Up naija wat a great match. Both team playd well. Our keepers ar Gud.

Jona-The-Clown:
Someone called Theophilus Solomon is not in the team due to Naija politics...
Scoring 7 goals in 5 matches for Any Team is not a day job. He will makes it far ahead of these players. Infact Catania of Italy have already Signing him up. He is the future C. Ronaldo. Watching out for this Golden Words of Mine. Marks this date. 30th of October 2013 .
Jona-The-Clown Says So.
Signed

....Sent From My Android powered IPhone 5

Check out this great article written by Collins Udoh four months ago about these boys... CLICK HERE
www.kickoffnigeria.com/mobile/news/34047/quite-a-few-eyebrows-have-been-raised-at-the-performance-of-nigerias-golden-eaglets-at-the-african-under-17-championships-so-far

lol dis 1 wen u cary d mata 4 head. Is the guy related to u..?

100ksales.com:
All our boiz don old jor.. Call a spade a spade.
I you see 17 yr old boy for road most dey small.

wetin u mean.

..[quote author=aieromon]R.V.P-ROoNey-CHICARITO...
I so much lyk dat boi chicharito...
He is alwayz dia wen we need him most.
Glory glory Man united...

eduson33: I wish GEJ will read my post.

this is how the question should be presented.

Bia Madam,
where did you dispensarily manufactured the fund used in the acquittal acquisition of that high-technalized vehicle?
how much is your salary and how long have you drastically spent in this position to acquire such materialistically costly property?

didn't your lecturer teach you "Elasticity of demand in secondary school"

it is a paramount apparatus impended for me to paramountly perambulate you from this dignified position as your act is criminally inclined by the provocative nature of a looting power..



^{goodbye nairaland}

my question is this. Did she buy d car 4 her self or 4 d company. She said d purchase is part of their 2013 budject. Nd dat d purchase followd due process. So I dnt knw y pple ar talking as if shez d first 2 spend such money.
Som persons in 9ja av private jetz, shipz. Etc.
She bought expensive carz yes but 4 who?..

eduson33: I wish GEJ will read my post.

this is how the question should be presented.

Bia Madam,
where did you dispensarily manufactured the fund used in the acquittal acquisition of that high-technalized vehicle?
how much is your salary and how long have you drastically spent in this position to acquire such materialistically costly property?

didn't your lecturer teach you "Elasticity of demand in secondary school"

it is a paramount apparatus impended for me to paramountly perambulate you from this dignified position as your act is criminally inclined by the provocative nature of a looting power..



^{goodbye nairaland}

my question is this. Did she buy d car 4 her self or 4 d company. She said d purchase is part of their 2013 budject. Nd dat d purchase followd due process. So I dnt knw y pple ar talking as if shez d first 2 spend such money.
Som persons in 9ja av private jetz, shipz. Etc.
She bought expensive carz yes but 4 who?..

[quote author=lexyman][/quote]tanx man. D info was realy needed

9ice.
More grease 2 her elbow.

Eyema,mikel,oboabunna, emenike. Ambrose ...they all tried

9ice work. Pls kp it up.
I am realy encouraged.

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Selfish or not I dnt mind,...
D boy iz gud.
I love dat boy...!
Up man u

True talk[color=#990000][/color]

K

[quote author=striktlymi]Hmmmm...

The 'accident theory' makes very little sense to me because it leaves us with more questions than answers. The questions that readily comes to mind are:

1) Is the priest in the habit of cleaning his gun when it is loaded?
2) Since the gun is loaded, can't we safely assume that the priest cleaned it the day before?
3) Why would he need to clean the gun that early and at a time that he is expected to be preparing for mass?

The theory really does not add up. Suicide and homicide make a whole lot of sense for me, as a preliminary theory. Anyways, since we are yet to get the facts, we just have to wait and see how this story unfolds...

". U ar ryt, I dnt realy think itz an accident." I Think murDER

Itz real sompple do it, I knw 1 in my village.

I pray dis is real