1. NAMES

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.


2. EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the women get their bill, come out the pocket calculators.


3. MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


4. BATHROOMS

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.


5. ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


6. CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.


7. FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


8. SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


9. MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.


10. DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


11. NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


12. OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dream

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

AND FINALLY,

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a

word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,

"Relatives of yours?"

"Yep,"the wife replied, "in-laws."

Be Happy, !!!!!!!!!

@ Al

Can this be a topic for ROMANCE ??

I am confused

Because they're imaging it's really Brad Pitt,

OR

They do not like to see a really happy guy

I think, that a CULTURE belongs to a country or continent (i.e., African Culture, European Culture, Asian Culture, Mexican Culture, Nigerian Culture, so on).

But, I am not sure about culture based on skin color ( White Culture OR Black Culture), please explain

Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Peter said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

Nine months later, Peter got a letter from the widow's attorney. He then went up to visit his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"

Friends of Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend’s apartment
overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.

Friends of Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend’s apartment over night. So
the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still
with them!!

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MAY God save us from copy and pasters,

I was not aware that it is a re-post.

Sorry for that,  just heard it and thought of sharing with friends.

Most men like women. But, most men like beer too ! So, for men it becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer ! Following is a debate, developed by the different Universities ,  to help you analyze which is better ! Here is the debate ,


A Beer is always wet, a woman is not !
1 point for beer !

Beer is horrible, when it is hot !
1 point for women !

A cold beer, satisfies you !
1 point for beer !

If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again !
Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view ,  )

10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere !
1 point for women !

The older, The beer is - the better, it is !
1 point for beer !

Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God !
1 point for women !

If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic !
1 point for women !

For a beer, you pay taxes !
1 point for women !

If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry !
1 point for beer !

You can always be sure that, you are the first one " Opening " a beer !
1 point for beer !

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself !
1 point for beer !

You know exactly how much a beer costs !
1 point for beer !

A beer does not have a mother !
1 point for beer !

You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after !
1 point for beer !

So the Score is ,  Beer beats women - 9 to 6 !


If you are a woman reading this and getting angry ,  know that a beer would never get angry ! So ,  Another point for beer !
Now the final score is ,  Beer beats Women - 10 to 6, .

Some other good movies :

Dil Chahta Hai -> Amir Khan

Munnabhai MBBS

Quamat Se Quamat Tak

Rang De Basanti

Mai, Meri Patni aur Woh

Company

Omkara

@ConquerAll :- you are talking about which GOD?

                         Jesus, Allah, Buddha, or , anything else ?

According to you :-  Religion is all about what God wants us to be doing -> Osamabin Laden is doing right thing (according to him, the holy war of Jihad is the order
                                                                                                                                of his GOD) -> Do you thing that it is truely GOD's want

                               Religion is all about what God wants us to be doing -> The Hitler is also right. As the thought that the Jews (non-christian) are inferior and has no
                                                                                                                                right to live. -> So, Jesus approved the holocaust.

God is the creator and owner of man, do you believe?

:- No, I do not believe it.  My parents created me and by giving this
                                                                                                                                                                                                       credit to GOD, I can not insult my parents.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define the size of Bra?

If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A**      Almost Boobs…
{B**     Barely there.
{C**    Can’t Complain!
{D**    Dang!
{DD**  Double dang!
{E**    Enormous!
{F**    Fake
{G**    Get a Reduction.
{H**    Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up !

@ jenibayo :- do not something foolish to prove your love to that guy. It is not an exam., where u have to prove. Love is a feeling.
Let him feel your love ( if you really want a long relationship) instead of you are throwing it on his mind (then, it will become a burden to him).

Spend as much time as you can with this guy ( e-mail, phone, chat, voice chat, anything cheaper OR free) as both of you are not in a same place. Let him
realize your true feeling.
Then he will come to you instead of you are going to him.

All da best

is God not the author of relationships. so its only wise to involve God

Very True,  it is easy to blame GOD for everything than self criticism.

Best of luck ,  Sorry------------     Amen

Because ,  Money is sweeter than Honey.

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Write a letter to you Cousin from ur friend's id or ask your friend to do it on behalf of you. OR forward those private SMS to your Cousin's cell.

In that way, you can feel free from ur guilt.

Some of the latest good Indian movies have been copied from regional movies.

Here is my list of recent and not too old movies which are really good :

1.> Love Aaj Kaal

2.> 3 Idiots (excellent movie)

3.> Taare Zamin Par ( nominated for Oscar 2008)

4.> Laagan ( nominated for Oscar 2002)

3.> Wake up Sid

4.> Shehar

5.> Roja (nominated for Oscar 2000, watch it and you will fall in love with this movie and this movie has been dubbed to Hindi from regional movie)

6.> Bombay


Enjoy

I am agree with iceblue. Focus on your study which will give you the opportunity to come up with a solution of your shyness

Also, like to request you to pay visit to your doctor and do a test for STD,