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PRISTINEMUSCLES:
It seems you do not know the meaning of SMH. It means shaking my head. So the question now is why are you shaking your head? Or are you experiencing convulsion.

Oh my Gawd!
best reply ever

I'll help her look for a matching kidney, but mine? no no

please what are they doing

jboy73:
Make e no be like say ah view I no comment.

You try brother...... keeping the ministry running

iyisco2001:
simbi must see this

LoL I tell you

vizkiz:
how much do you wanna withdraw

N110 for bread and mineral

I'm so broke please should I withdraw with ATM or use the withdrawal slip

No woman can deny this.
new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :
Name: Girl..
.Symbol: GF
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.

Physical Properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled....

Chemical Properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,diamond, branded clothes,shoes and other expensive items.....

Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone....

Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors

Hahahahaha laughing and farting

Tiwa savage

wow

please who sponsors this

Nawa oh ..... What's with celebrities and iPhones

Market women wey no dey ever wear bra

gpercuxionz:
Wanna sell my infinix zero working perfectly condition and already configured to use glo bis. Reach me on 08184069060.

How much, are you in Enugu

decode55:
[color=olive] OP, I just dey laugh you.

It seems you don't know MTN, they're like the devil o! Flee!

Its either they'll give you shoes & take your leg OR they'll give you cap & cut your big head

Better deactivate whatever plan that is & jejely port to Etisalat.
A word is enough for the wise.
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_{No talk say I no tell you oo!}

. like seriously.... what tariff in Etisalat is better than Glo bounce tariff, cos I've been planning on porting but don't know which network to

tosyne2much:
A lot of people will rain curses and have me hated for this piece but the truth is bitter they say

10 Things Nairalanders Should Stop Doing

1. Stop Advertising Your Virginity
I observed that people who are virgins chose to outrightly shout and advertise just to show to everybody that they are so disciplined and determined** you don't need all that abegi**


2. Schooling In France
This poo does not sound like a joke, it rather makes you look immature and dumb

3. Rushing To Make The First Comment On Threads
Studies have shown that those who are in a hurry to make the first comment on every thread barely make sensible comments. Many a times, these people make comments before thinking

4. Stop Mocking Others Grammatical Errors
The reasons why errors are contained in some people's write-up is not because they are grammatically poor but simply because of their typing speed, impatience, anxiety and keypad layout could also be the major factor. Why not sieve the errors and pick the meaningful things on the thread, and if need be to make corrections, do it in a kind manner

5. Quoting A Long Post
Quoting a long post can derail a thread. If you think you want to make an opinion about a long post, why not mention his/moniker and explain yourself out

6. Not Every Thread You should Comment On
Nobody is an island of knowledge so you can't have an idea and solution to all problems that arise. When you have no relevant advice to give, why not view the thread and fuccck off rather than posting poo or displaying the greatest height of illiteracy

7. Stop Condemning Threads
I must say it is not easy to undergo the stress of typing and racking your brain to bring up something, only for someone to storm on the thread and start saying the write-up is bullshit

8. Stop Referring To People As Being Jobless
This is kinda annoying. Not all addicted Nairalanders are jobless as you think. So are self employed and can't do without nairalanding every hour, so why refer to others as being jobless when you have no ides of what they are doing for a living ** it hurts**

9. Stop Condemning The Moderators
Some people will condemn Seun and other moderators that they are not doing enough. It's not easy to maintain a forum where internet tigers will want you to make a favourable policy

10. Respect Other People's Way Of Talking
Some can't write in epistle, some aint really good in English Language while some aint good in punctuations. It does not make them less intelligent nor render them useless, so there's no point outrightly telling them to obtain a Jamb form

I'm making this quote just to say kk

nairalife2013:
I thot I saw f attached to the name. Or am I going bonkers!

Hahahahaha I know the dude. He's a truck pusher at Asaba

I got this from gurus loaded and here are some testimonies
To be frank, I myself haven't done it because I'm on pulse.
just got this from gurus loaded. Any one who has heard of it should tell us how it's used

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nairalife2013:
I thot samflexy was a girl!

Which girl, make I hear

samflexxy:
Lols this guy sef na learner if na me eh my hand go, go under the wrapper

Chei oboy dont disgust me ..... even if she no baff?

Are all these mature ladies still students ..... huh!

oh wait a minute, even VC show sef.... omor our ESUT VC no fit try am joor

gidRock:
thanks man, I've tried sending d mail but can't... etowagideon@gmail.com is my email

lols after I sent you the mail, you've been sending me empty messages

hahahahaha when I was young I thought it was an incomplete phrase. Always overlooked it with the mindset that these guys can't even publicly paste a correct inscription.
Not until I started seeing it randomly often that I started connecting the dots and I finally figured it out. took me yrs Shaaa,

Another one was GOD FEARING PEOPLE. I was like WTF! how could God be fearing people..... Men life was fun as a kid

the thing is out of stock bro

gidRock:
Guys I've been trying very hard to update my zero since the first update was released and I haven't been able to... First it was CWM wahala which I flashed stock recovery, second it was build. Prop issues, then it was about unrooting which I did and it still didn't work, now d error message I get is "Emmc boot error" and a couple of numbers ... Pls is there anybody with similar issues? I really wanna update this fone. Pls guys I need help

spambot will block me if I send you my number.
just send me a mail. let me relax and put you through. I was in your shoes buddy

I need this phone urgently, seriously like immediately mad

bought mine 1.2k at Ogbete main market Enugu

BrainyBoi:
Guys abeg. Pls somebody should help me upload the Stock Torch app. Root users can just copy it from /system/app/Torch.apk

Please I need it like crazy

send me a message on email. I'll give it to ya

BrainyBoi:
Na so we see am o. Finally our Infinix Zero go command respect

Omor I enter Skul come see say half of my classmates don dey use the phone plus others begging me to help them make an order. I just stand up faint

Infinix on konga is now 40k ..... did you see that