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I love her spirit tho


She is always happy and doesn't send

ireneony:
some guyz are just clueless. imagine one of them telling me, he wanna take me to a hotel for a night stand.
am so angry right now

back off i dont live my life on nairaland, i feel like deactivating my account right now

Lols you mean like GEJ
(@ bolded)

Nawa for buhari oh ..... Bribing men since 19BC

I HAIL NAIJA OH

Elantracey:
you again?


what's the biggie about this?

Nigerians and celebrities sha

Iya should van vicker come around now.... Let me hear say you no sign autograph on top of your man u

I just want to ask this question .... On what grounds would you go back into a long Broken relationship with your ex.

After a year or two ..... How healthy is it for one to ignite another relationship with his/her ex.
And what could possibly trigger it .

Your own opinion counts.

browniejey:
Pls I nid someone to help me order infinix zero on konga.com. Dis is my number 08165537565 I reside in port-harcourt, thanx in anticipation.

PM me or add me on Whatsapp.
Get my number from my profile okay

They are secrete hunters

Why not, haven't you noticed that the number of ladies who are addicted to Philippine films is on the increase.
That's what God created them for.

ROMANCE

proffnico:
Highly customizable

Hmmmmm gravity box at work...

joeace2020:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha falls from space shuttle

Hahaahahhaahahhhahhahhahah pushing your gf on top of you

Ahhhhhh this famous Skul where GEJ met PEJ ...
I was eyeing her tho until we had interdepartmental debate .
You can imagine what happened

Blebleswag:
Its true o! Cos i ve never bn wooed, dunno y!

Please change your dp let me be the first person

vicshownero:
I was able to download the English version of iroot for pc and was able to root my hot,i used root checker to Check if it's rooted and it is,but the problem is that the iroot didn't install superuser,please how am i going to grant root access to my applications, i sent the superuser from a friend phone to it but i always get this message when i open the su- The su binary needs to be updated,continue? if i click continue and i chosed normal, it always say installation failed! please what am i doing wrong??

How can i get superuser to work?

Then your phone isn't rooted

faithugo64:
yes you can try your luck

Okay dearie, I'd like to send you a pm.
Please accept it

Abyzan:
op, go back and do your research on how to "chyke" a lady...those places are the most convenient, you offer to help her withdraw or carry market bags and start a conversation

And she'd just oblige and let go of her bag for you.. That's the most stupid girl you'll ever see Shaaa.
Every one is on their guards these days sir

Lemon12:
someone should call 911...

mtcheeeeew. op u want tell me u snap this bright pics at 7:36pm?

or are u related to lai Mohammed?

I'd love to call you a mumu but my God didn't create you as such... You chose that for yourself.

He said as of the time if filing the report not time of snapping the pix . it takes more time to compose and file a report. Get that now ?

ALMIGHTYSAGE:
Boss he fr o.. drop ur whatsapp number.. I dan send ma own.. neva hear frm u

Lols I've been replying your mail since afternoon

Can't drop my number here, antispambot always watching out for me. That thing blocks me without mercy.
Alright go to my profile now, you'll see my number

lols na him dey lead for that celebrity section Shaaa

tosyne2much:
OP, I dey come with my list

Lols biko biawa

Sleekyshuga:
A blank, signed cheque ...

Hahahahaha are you dulling

Bennymontana:
I DON'T believe there are places you can't toast a babe;u can toast a woman anywhere,anytime,even if she's mouring sef it all depends on your manner of approach...
1.Market place,u first analyse the chick you wanna toast,if she's apprehensive and all,ur approach should be somewhat passive and make her feel secure,help her in making decisions based on choice etc and have a good sense of humour,from there you proceed...
2.Under Hot sun;of course you don't just walk up to her and start toasting her str8 up...u can wait and stylish stalk her till she leaves the sun or use ur sense of humour and try and strike a conversation about the hot sun and then you can proceed from there
Banks;that's the easiest sef;because contrary to what you think,that's where lots of girls seek for toasting...however,there are various styles and ways to strike a conversation with the lady you wanna toast,ask if she has a pen,pay her a compliment,she"ll respond well,cos everybody's tryna be all civil in the bank,she won't want to make a scene,however;you can be passive about it and wait for her outside to finish what you"ve started...
In the salon...very easy;I"ve done this lots of times and it works...socialize with all the ladies in the salon,make dem laugh and feel comfortable with you,decide to get ur nails done,gist and gossip with them and act ignorant asking questions about different kinds of weavons,styles etc which you don't actually give a Bleep about and from there,u strike convo with the lady you wanna toast
With her friends;to me,it dosent matter,first of all be confident,av a gud sense of humour and socialize with all of them,when they"re all comfortable with you;you single out who you wanna toast for a brief one on one...be very brief;get her connect;say bye to all of them and you proceed from there....
There; you have it all...you can toast a girl ANYWHERE it all depends on your manner of approach however,seems op looks @ toasting as if,when u meet a girl you start telling her your whole mind...who toasts like that? There are steps and approaches to take and if you get it wrong,den it bound to fail...making you have the crab mentality places you can't toast a babe...op seems you need small OT

If we don't write those things then what's the fun

herald9:
Hmmm
Bros..what type of engineering will be stationing you in the market?

The type that fixes market women's tables

Unibenstudent:
Make una dey dey creative small nah.

Oga which category you fall nah .... Top viewers and First To Comment .

Abeg relax na this things dey make nairaland lively

1.Selenaqueensy

2. Tosne2much

3. Lalasticlala & Therealmrstan

4. mizmycoli

This is how we roll ..... Let's make it fun

Give us your own list of these categories.

1. Topp space bookers
2. Top posters
3. Top frontpage makers
4. Top vocab spillers

Please try and denote with numbers .

Let's roll it

Naavah:
Hospital is d worst plc

Nooo I got my girlfriend from the eye clinic . Told her to reserve my seat and I went out and bought snacks for the both of us. She rejected the offer Shaaa but it created a chatting avenue .
At the end of the day she gave me her digits .... You know d rest
Wat a beauty she is

Gynacologist:
no b me type tat tin ooo na ma dog...

Hahahahaha hahahahaha chai chai chai
Na GEJ cause am

ubong560:
If not all these places, then where? Inside her Papa bedroom?

At the Skul
In the bus
Shoprite ..... You name it .

The list is endless

bigx:
At an STD Clinic

Haahhahahaahhaaha I'm so modifying my topic now

ThoniaSlim:
So on point with that list. The most annoying is at the bank. Imagine some random guy trying to chat you up at GTB Bank! Anyone who banks with GTB would tell you how bad the queue at most GTB Banks can be!

I feel your pain sister, but no one seeing that face of yours might want to lose the slightest opportunity regardless of where he is.
I might, even in the church .