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Chai!!! U try, just dnt giv Nicki heart attack with ur face na, see as she dey hold her chest...

Op, Eyeglass is nt 4 everybody u hear...

Chai!!! U try, just dnt giv Nicki heart attack with ur face na, see as she dey hold her chest...

Op, Eyeglass is nt 4 everybody u here...

teelaweee:
what's the code

*440*161#..To check balance, use *123*9#

tutaboi:
bro what's d code for Airtel sub at 1500 for 6gb ? thanks

*440*161#..To check d balance, use *123*9#..... Works for both android and blackberry phones...To be on d safe side, call customer care and ask if ur eligible for it buh I guess it applies 2 all phones but still jst call and ask dem... D 6gb data also works well with system, jst use ur hotspot and connect...

..27000 for School fees? And am here paying 430,000 per year in dis school....Lord..430*4=1.720,000...

Prosecute!!! See Until I begin to see Ameachi been passed thru d same procedure dat made Metuh to return his own loot in d hands of Efcc, den I wuld believe, If nt, dis is jst all propaganda on Paper!!!

Wait Is it only me dat is seeing preeq hereAbi na my mind...

Ur still using d one for 2gb when u can sub for 6gb=1500.....dey there dey dull urself

OkoNDOoBo:
Mr man shut up.!!! The fall of nigeria's economy was inevitable because of three things
The dependence on crude oil
Dependence on importation
And lootings of national treasury
The previous minister of finance already start borrowing when crude oil was $76 what will be the fate of nigerias economy now dat the crude oil is at $40..?

And you want buhari to turn things around within a year like magician abi..?
You better goan sleep ur empty skull

I can see dat wat u ave is an Empty vessel dat u call a Head, Maybe ur head is even a show-glass sef, Keep blaming d man, lyk I said, d man had his faults but he also had his achievement.....

And I thought u had a Brain for reasoning, didn't knw dat it was jst an artifact dat u were keeping in dat a museum of a head...MUMU

dmltoyin:
hey bro
Actually I haven't found a verse in the Quran that says people that aren't of islamic faic should be slayed
During the days of the prophet, he lived peacefully with both muslims and the idol worshippers
Without forcing his faith on anyone
Some converted to islam because of Muhammed personality as a peace lover and trustworthy individual

Sometimes I define extremism to the statements of some people and it hurts a lot when people don't do what islam asks of them

I hope u understand me
Islam never taught me to kill (in exception of when I'm about to be killed or my family is about to be killed and the only way to free my self from the obvious killer is to kill him - that with the fear of God and sincerity)

Islam never says I shouldn't be friends wd people who aren't of my faith

Islam only taught me to be peaceful

. Very well said, If so then where do these northerners and even other muslims(both and abroad) get dis Bloodthirsty zeal 4rm all in d name of protecting one's religion....

For Example, One culd spew trash about christians in rome buh am sure he wouldn't be stoned, Arrested maybe yes...

But imagine a scenerio of some one speaking against Islam in Mecca, We all knw wat will happen 2 him.....Seriously, Am confused....

Yes, d question beckons, wats d way forward....Note: I hold No affiliation or affection for PDP watsoever, Matter of fact, My vote goin 2 Kowa party come 2019.....

This present administration ave really played d blame game well, where virtually all mishaps and mistake made are traded 2 be d cause of PDP.... Let's talk a bit about Jonathans govt.


D case dat corruption was prevalent in Jonathans administration is a well known fact where some unscrupulous elements stole millions and billions of naira meant for Nigeria, But dis does nt take away d fact dat Jonathan in spite of all dis grasped d idea of being a president and performed well(6.8/10)...Dat is my own honest rating... If u say otherwise, Question is:

Was there Mass sacking in d banking Sector??

Hw was d prices of commodities, were they affordable??

Were court order abused as deemed fit??(Remember d court issupposed to be d apex government and Nobody is above d law)..
If u think he did nothing and was a useless president, Am nt against ur judgment, Y?? Because u still ave a job or maybe u can still feed 3 times daily...If u were among d people dat ave been sacked because of d clunessness of a government, then u wuld truly feel d pain...
This are but 2 mention a few.....Jonathans Regime was full of Mistakes but DO NOT overlook his achievements as a president....

BUHARI: B4 d elections, we nigerians were promised more than heaven.. 3 million jobs, Democracy, Economic Boom, eradication of corruption(If u think he is truly fighting d war against corruption, then ur brain must be on Power saving Mode), lemme stop here b4 I start crying 4rm been deceived...
Here is a case of a man promising a new nigeria 2 us, promising wat we ave been hoping 4... Nigerians, I ASK U, wat are d realities of such promise Plz tell me....

Virtually, all promises ave been canceled, Y, It was jonathan's Fault..He didn't save....

D question beckons, D little(permit me 2 use little) money which he left in d tresury, Wat Impact has d present adminstration been able 2 do with it, or were u expecting 100Trillion in reserve....All we ave seen so far is reneging of all promises because of the cluenessness of a man who dnt even knw his left 4rm his right..

Could go on and on but will stop here with dis...BUHARI, we didn't elect u and APC 2 play d blame game, we elected u 2 fix tinz right...A Year+ and we can't see any meaningful impactation dat u have been able 2 deliver, If u are truly fighting d corruption war, First of all clear d weed in ur own farm b4 goin 2 anoda person own....

If u are encountering difficulties, Hire Competent Minsters and nt Red beret miscreants...Plz we are begging, U said u culd make a naira=dollar...I didn't knw u meant 1$=300..... Plz ooo, D fact dat 300 is bigger than 1 does not mean dat it has better value than 1 ooooo...

Zombies, Plz help us appeal 2 ur chief dat Nigerians are suffering..........

For once, I agree with FFK, Y?? Let me point it out..

Kerry Lauded d sultan of sokoto for promoting peace(which peace)
Was it nt d same sultan dat said dat Muslim shuld deal with Infidels dat went against their faith...So basically, all wat Kerry said was total gabage...


Wait first, Is it only Islam in dis world, y must u seek 2 want 2 defend ur religion at d expense of one's life and still see to justify itEhm, Muslims..Answer me...

Dis is where I love d bible, can't remember d verse buh it was clearly written, Vengence is of d lord....Simple...

Put frankly, it d north dat taking dis country backwards....



Plz Quote me and spew nonsense oo, Plz, am begging...

OkoNDOoBo:
Shut up.!!!

He left paltry $30billion when he supervised oil boom

OBJ- foreign reserve grew from $3bn to $45b while crude was oil was at lowest with that he paid debt of $18b to paris club.

Yaradua - foreign reserve grew from $45b to $63b with crude at $50 per barrel

Jonathief-- supervised the economy after yardaua and the foreign reserve was depleted to $30b during the oil boom at $120-$140 per barrel at maximum



Now use ur brain Who is worst president ever..??

Mr man, u use ur brain, Keep blaming PDP and Jonathan for d failures of buhari u hear, Under Jonathann we witnessed some incredible thiefs dat jst gathered and put a stain 2 a man's legacy...There was corruption in jonah regime, we all agree which made money 2 grow wings in d treasury, Dis we agree Buh coming 2 Buhari, We Nigerians have witnessed first hand d incredible amount of cluelessness,


Buhari b4 Election= I will create 3 million jobs in a year

After election= I never said anytin lyk dat...Culd go on and on..

Still d same Buhari dat b4 d election he incited youths to cause violence if he wasn't elected..Mind u, Dis was on tape, I personally watched it, He said it in Hausa dialect, U all keep saying dat jonathan didn't save, buh at least he was a competent president....

It still under d same buhari dat d legislative arm of government is nw useless and we see 2 or 3 different court rulings..Economy In shambles, Legislative nw incompetent....


Believe me u, even if jonathan left 60Billion in reserve, we wuld still be in recession 2day because he wuld ave squandered all d money....


And y'all stop blaming Kachikwu for any small problem involving d petroleum sector, Blame d one who gave himself petroleum minister...

Standing5:
Nothing strange.
Nigeria is like a man who had a well paying job but refused to invest until he was sacked. How will he discipline himself to invest in the shortest possible time and get results? PDP kept eating precious money that could have served us in times like these. Any investment and diversification not done under PDP shouldn't be expected now.

Seems lyk ur brain needs power bank....Must u blame PDP for all d failures of ur president D so called man said dat Jonah left noting in d treasury when leaving So d question Beckons!! "Wat then is depleting" ....I guess d answers are u Zombies brain....Am nt saying dat jonah did nt ave his faults or did nt make mistakes, Yes he did but he also made some remarkable achievement buh Buhari has managed to destroy all d good jonah did during his tenure..... Any small tin, PDP, JONAH....We Nigerians are Tired...We are tired.... My advice e u is to stop doin lyk ur president and think for a second......



Jst Quote me and spew nonsense den u see live d brimestone dat destroyed Sodom......

Some girls can even burn water sef...tel dem 2 boil ordinary water and dey will burn it

Warridis she jst Hot u, Ordinary Hot u and ur crying, wat if she burn u nko, And in d next census, dey will count dis one as Man

Warridis she jst Hot u, Ordinary Hot u and ur crying, wat if she burn u nko, And in d next census, dey will count dis one as Man

No weird fact about Nigeria? Dis country gan

Mortal Combat wedding

For jst handset Wat kuku is my own concern...Keeps on pressing my BB5

Bro, Am happy 4 u..U want 2 knw y?? Because u keep taking stupidity 2 new Height....More Grease 2 ur stupidity...Ur almost at d legend stage

Even Indomie (Hungry man size), d indomie is shifting 2 d left, d seasoning nw has a full plot inside d indomie 2 stay....Wat of spaghetti, dem don comot lyk 20 strands..... Oya Zombies..Up Buhari.._U say 4 life....It either he wasn't prepared 2 be a president or it jst bad luch following him

Even Indomie (Hungry man size), d indomie is shifting 2 d left, d seasoning nw has a full plot inside d indomie 2 stay....Wat of spaghetti, dem don comot lyk 20 strands...

Dis lady is more pretty dan at least 70% of nairaland females...D truth is, If she can look lyk dis without make-up, it imagine hw she wuld look wit it............Make-up(d greatest deceit ever produced 2 deceive Man), then followed by Buhari

Very pretty lady, I knw 4 a fact dat some female folks here are scared of deir reflection when dey look at d mirror without make-up.....There is a saying dat if u want 2 knw d true beauty of a woman, u shuld see her when she jst wake? My Brodas, no try am with every lady oo, Some lady's are beautiful in selfies buh in real life, U be lyk Sister let hold our hands in prayer and I join my face with urz(if u ave any), Every Spirit of ma fathers house following my face, Fall Down and

Nigeria sha, If d church ask 4 offering and tithe e na go vex, nw dey are diversifying into oil business..e na dey call am illegal..

Nigeria sha, If d church ask 4 offering and tithe e na go vex, nw dey are diversifying into oil business...E na no happy..

boman2014:
21. People who regularly sleep for longer than 10 hours have greater risk of heart disease, stroke, type 2 diabetes, and depression.


22. Psychology says, the longer you hide your feelings for someone, the harder you fall for that individual.


23. A German study concludes that staring at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day is better for your health than going to the gym.


24. Kids who are good liars have better verbal working memories than children who don’t lie, according to a study.


25. A person generally hates you for 3 reasons:

1) They want to be
you.
2) They hate themselves.
3) They see you as a threat.

Lalasticlala Seun

No.23...Very true...No wonder am so healthy dat all d pharmacy 4 ma area dey beef me because I never buy drug 4 deir hand again....Let me go and improve my health some more

Laughing in ma dialect!!! dis ur No.15 ehn, so u mean I shuld stop removing d massive hair growing on my body because it represents intelligence So dat I go resemble werewolve ba!!! Smh!!! It nt everybody dat will wise nw

Op 4get dat tin, Tetris abi wat are u calling it, some peepz here will play dat game and there will be no intrinsic value added 2 deir brain...If na so, y Buhari never wise