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Music/Radio / Attention Pls !!! Where Is D'banj? by clitlicker: 5:47pm On Apr 07, 2015
Has he finally gone into extinction? Where are all the lees (poko lee and the rest) ?

We all know how don jazzy is doing cheesy .
Romance / Re: Top 10 Nigerian Universities With The Hottest Babes by clitlicker: 3:11pm On Mar 28, 2015
Poor people are uglier than middle class peeps

In other new, private unis should be number 1 to 10.

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Celebrities / Re: Meet The Woman Who Claims To Hv The Larggest Natural Butt Of Any Woman In Usa by clitlicker: 3:37pm On Feb 03, 2015
Shes cute and thats all that matters to me
Celebrities / Re: Omg!!! Jay Z Caught sexing Beyonce On A YatchIn Thailand by clitlicker: 7:22pm On Jan 25, 2015
Beyonce like bad tin see as she dey shine teeth.

Jay z, steady macking, he is doing to her what he does to rihanna
Celebrities / Re: Shocking Photo Of Woman Who Was Flogged 90 Times In Saudi Arabia by clitlicker: 7:19pm On Jan 25, 2015
Saudi Arabia, America's prostit.ute.
Romance / Re: Pls Where Did Boys Get The Impression That She Only Visits For Sex ? by clitlicker: 7:05am On Jan 23, 2015
If a babe visit you and you dont burst a move, u r a b.astard . if she no want do she no go visit you. U never see girl way go post u till jesus come? Even if u never toast am, even if she be yr choir mistress, even if she be yr neighbour, even if she con charge fone, even if na breeze blow her cloth from d other house. The most important thing na no means no. If she decline free am o

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Romance / Re: Pls Why Do Beautiful Ladies End Up In A Relationship With An Ugly Guy by clitlicker: 9:33am On Jan 22, 2015
Yor conclusion is not true. Most guys arent ugly , 80% of guys are average, its money and carriage that seperates us o.
Romance / Advice Needed : Whose Head Should She Break? **picture** by clitlicker: 9:25am On Jan 22, 2015
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Religion / Re: 5 Facts About Ladies by clitlicker: 9:37am On Jan 07, 2015
Op what did d girl do to you na. She shattered your heart abi. Sorry

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Jokes Etc / Re: Ibadan Gals Be Like... by clitlicker: 9:32am On Jan 07, 2015
Ib aint that wack.
Celebrities / Re: Photo:Peter Okoye Having Fun Like A Teenager In His House by clitlicker: 9:15am On Jan 07, 2015
How is this going ensure gej till 2019

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Romance / Re: Ladies Using Their Buttocks(bom-bom) As A Display Picture (dp) by clitlicker: 9:09am On Jan 07, 2015
Creativity = 0

Intelligence = 0

Personality = 0

Eloquence = 0

Yansh = 100%

At all at all na him bad pass. That's all she has, make she flaunt am abeg. #fact
Politics / Re: Photos: See What Politics Has Turned Buhari Into by clitlicker: 8:56am On Jan 07, 2015
.op you forgot to add that he is even pretending to be tech savvy with the picture of him operating a tab and the selfie he posted(although we know someone posted it for him) on Twitter .

Im still going to vote for this cluess buhari. Yes i said clueless, if he debates gej, im sure gej will overcome him, making him cluelesser that the clueless(gej).

Ill vote for him to fight corruption for four years. Thats all he can do and will do
Celebrities / Re: Mike Tyson Had Sex With Model Naomi Campbell In The Bathroom by clitlicker: 8:52am On Jan 07, 2015
Naomi no even Get taste. Na dis bull dog mtcheew
Romance / Re: Guys What Will You Do If This Guy Slaps Your Lovely Girlfriend(picture) by clitlicker: 8:49am On Jan 07, 2015
This rigid modafoka will be easy to beat na. Grab a pole and break his neck in one single strike

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Celebrities / Re: Singer Flavour Surrouded By Miley, Jayz, And Nicki Minaj (see Photos) by clitlicker: 8:45am On Jan 07, 2015
If miley name her monkey flavour now. You people will start shouting racism
Politics / Re: My Grandfather Was Buhari's Class Mate - Picture by clitlicker: 8:39am On Jan 07, 2015
An illiterate is someone that cant read or write. Bsc is not the criteria o.
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of A Masquerade Withdrawing Money From ATM by clitlicker: 10:31pm On Dec 31, 2014
Wat bout girls with heavy make up and weaves that has expired since two weeks ago. Now arent they masqurades
Politics / Re: Papa Adeboye's Top Man, Pastor Kalejaiye, Drops Bombshell by clitlicker: 10:20pm On Dec 31, 2014
Gej is a clueless dullard, gmb is an efcc president also clueless.

The men of God should just keep out of political arena
Education / Re: Finally: Meet The Boy Whose IQ Is Higher Than Einstein And Bill Gates [pic] by clitlicker: 10:07pm On Dec 31, 2014
Na reincarnation jo. The guy na babatunde na why e get matured brain for 18 month.

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Celebrities / Re: Too Much Money! Tiwa Savage Moves Into N75m Lekki Home by clitlicker: 9:37pm On Dec 31, 2014
Na rent dem rent am o. Na my papa house o
Nairaland / General / Re: This Oyibo Isn't Decoding.....only Nigerians Will Understand(hilarious Tweet) by clitlicker: 9:22am On Dec 30, 2014
Jjc and 419
Jokes Etc / Re: The Most Hilarious Football Picture Of The Year by clitlicker: 9:19am On Dec 30, 2014
Its not even hila talk less of hilarious #hamertanjoke
Romance / Re: Facts About Nigerian men you ought to know a Must Read!! by clitlicker: 9:15am On Dec 30, 2014
Im vely ploud to be a yoloba boy.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Prints Recharge Cards To Be Used For 2015 Election Campaign by clitlicker: 9:07am On Dec 30, 2014
Credit infrastructure
Romance / Re: 13 Ways You Know You’re Dating A Grown Man by clitlicker: 9:02am On Dec 30, 2014
Av u seen a jobless broke MAN before? You need a steady income ti be a man

The beaches family will talk to u like a boy if u aint gat shi.t going on financially.
Celebrities / Re: Obama Vs Buhari: Who Rocked It Better? by clitlicker: 8:52am On Dec 30, 2014
Hoe bama.
This campaign managers sef. Trynna force swagz on gmb so the youths can vote for him.

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Education / Re: Top Nigerian University Graduates Wanted By Employers by clitlicker: 8:49am On Dec 30, 2014
Coys are looking for young graduates.
Young grads = private uni grads

Shout out to all the oauites still searching.
Celebrities / Re: Who Is Hotter, Mikel Obi Or His Brother? by clitlicker: 8:46am On Dec 30, 2014
Odemwingie id hottest smiley
Axe your girlfriend

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