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EducationRe: Top 5 Proven Reasons Why Employers Rejects Your CV Without Reading It by clitlicker: 10:52am On May 22, 2018
because u dont know anybody
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Study And Work Part-time Overseas Within 4weeks by clitlicker: 10:51am On May 22, 2018
see yr big head like 100% visa success.
InvestmentRe: Everything You Need To Know About HTMLCOIN (the Sleeping Giant) by clitlicker: 10:49am On May 22, 2018
and the crypto bubble keeps inflating
SportsRe: Fernando Torres In Uyo For Atletico VS Super Eagles (Photos) by clitlicker: 7:55pm On May 21, 2018
the only player that flopped and people still love him.

my nigerian people buhari will win the world cup so that he can campaign with it for next election.
CelebritiesRe: Which Nigerian University Do You Think Has Yahoo Boys The Most? by clitlicker: 2:05am On May 16, 2018
i sha know say na south west.


intelligent
cant carry gun
very educated
fetish
PhonesRe: Chinese Brands Challenge Samsung In Africa by clitlicker: 2:02am On May 16, 2018
iphone is for the few.

if u bought your i phone brand new...this just shows you a big boy.
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti: "Yahoo Boys Are Still Mugus To The Whites" by clitlicker: 5:28pm On May 14, 2018
seun seun. omo amugbo cheesy omo baba to wo pata fun sax cheesy


accoding to seun yahoo boys should

buy innoson motors

carry dia babes ti tinapa and ikogosi

wear aba made bafs

use naija made laptop to sashe

drink local herb to cure all sickness

its easy to say trash, if u think about how to put it to practice then ull realise its a rubbish idea.


even broke people rely on foreign imported products
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Reacts To "The Chef Chi Show" Deal By Chioma & Davido by clitlicker: 4:23am On May 09, 2018
bukatyne:
Who made who?

As at January this year, did you know Chioma? Why would a company consult Chioma? As per what?

Receive sense!
you receive literacy first. cause u can comprehend basic english
TravelRe: To Non-Nigerians; Is The "Nigerian Accent" appealing? by clitlicker: 6:41pm On May 08, 2018
babaelemu is obviously a teenager filled with self loath.

when u dont know your worth, you'll sell yourself short.

u said northers pronounce english correctly?

buhari calls people fifu and u are endorsing that?

have u heard chinese people speak english?

have u heard indians speak English?

even the french give wrong pronunciation.

i agree we mispronounce a lot of things, we call missile meside, imbe.cile imbecide, those are common errors but or accent cant get in the way of your eloquence.

if v. president osibanjo speaks and donald trump speak who do you think will be rated higher ?

can a bad accent cannot produce a melodious rendition? listen to bez, praize, asa and tell me their accent is substandard .

im proud of my accent, i will only try to pronounce correctly, but i will speak this way till i die regardless of where i travel to.

im black and proud.
im Nigerian and proud
im yoruba and proud
im ekiti and proud.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Reacts To "The Chef Chi Show" Deal By Chioma & Davido by clitlicker: 5:45pm On May 08, 2018
.feminist where una dey?



will glo want to sign davido and they will be going through chioma, why is davido playing the role of legal guardian or parent that they will be call him to negotiate when he was not her manager.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Reacts To "The Chef Chi Show" Deal By Chioma & Davido by clitlicker: 5:40pm On May 08, 2018
Baba God!! bless me so i can give my mum assurance, before i can think of getting a girl any.

Baba God !! take me from giving endurance to assurance
RomanceRe: Little Sister Is Turning Lesbian by clitlicker: 7:19pm On May 06, 2018
this is my kinda topic.
check out this lesbian porn stars, awesome love making everytime

malena morgan
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PhonesRe: Stop Using Whatsapp If You Care About Your Privacy by clitlicker: 7:10pm On May 06, 2018
the strength of any social media app is the size of its community. if una like ditch am, the whole world will stick to it just because the rest of the world is there.


whats my buz with privacy, im i a CIA operative?

even the regular network will give sars your mast location and evil men will track you. your call log is available to anyone with infulence in Nigeria
Christianity EtcRe: Gloria Bamiloye: "Why Wearing Of Trousers By Christian Women Is Not Good" by clitlicker: 7:32pm On May 04, 2018
no need for story. in one sentence : cross dressing is a sin.
TravelDo Africans From Francophone Countries Travel To America, Uk, Australia ...? by clitlicker(op): 7:29pm On May 03, 2018
I have never been to francophonies but i doubt if the crave greener pastures like us.

I also believe that the language barrier will limit their options, this implies their France will be to them what America is to u.s.

Do u guys in Yankee come Across french peeps that cant speak english
Business. by clitlicker(op): 3:14pm On May 03, 2018
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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Ebuka Reveals How Housemates Were Picked by clitlicker: 5:19pm On Apr 29, 2018
there is nothing ebuka can say to convince me it wasnt arangee.

a lot of them came from the same circle of friends thats why they knew one another before they went in.

u hear them accuse one another often saying : "this is not the real you, you changed since u got here"
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: "I Am Not A Bitter Person" — Cee-C, Keeps Mum On Ebuka & Kiss With Tobi by clitlicker: 1:50pm On Apr 29, 2018
she said: " tobi if you are a woman will you date yourself?" cheesy

this megalomaniac that feels she is better than anybody. this just prooves that it important to be blessed with looks, if it was khloe that was behaving like her im sure she will have zero fans.
PhonesRe: Checkout The Most Popular Smartphone Brand Use In North Korea by clitlicker: 1:35pm On Apr 29, 2018
fake story!

north korea is a closed economy. the country is struggling with starvation. only top generals in the army have access to internet.

fake story! very fake story!
EducationRe: The MV Blue Marlin: The Ship That Ships Other Ships (Amazing pictures) by clitlicker: 2:09pm On Apr 28, 2018
if u can say blue marlin in yoruba, ill pay u 25k.
CelebritiesRe: Khloe Wore Braless Cleavage-Baring Dress To BBNaija Homecoming Party (Photos) by clitlicker: 9:42am On Apr 21, 2018
so this lepa girl get breast small.
RomanceRe: #bbnaija: See Alex's Reaction When Tobi Stood Up With Heavy D**k (video) by clitlicker: 9:25am On Apr 21, 2018
deek rating 40/100


** let my people go**
TravelRe: Immigration Statistics: 720,958 Passport Applications Received In 2017 - NBS by clitlicker: 1:56am On Apr 19, 2018
11.95% ?!!!
this oyinbo people dont want us to leave this sheet hole abi?

this just implies refusal rate will have to increase, if yankee was refusing 80% of applicats they will have to increase it to 90% so that they illegal immigrants will not increase in numbers.

meanwhile at the us embassy:

nigerian: good morning

consular officer: where are u going to in the u.s

n: austin texas

co: your form says houston texas

n: oga austin o houston o how i go take know say e different. i sha dey go texas

co: u are not prepared for the trip. DENIED!!!

me sorry i mean nigerain cheesy : han han is that how u use to do someone can not play with u. uv let my village people use u. agent of the devil.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Beautiful But Not Intelligent. Should I Still Marry Her? by clitlicker(op): 6:55am On Apr 11, 2018
TheUpsetGirl1:
hey, I only asked a question and you resorted to insults.

how do you know I spend my entire life on the internet? do you know me in person?
and who told you I don't have my own cash?

the way you guys think every lady on social media is broke amazes me, maybe you don't even have a standard job and you're here saying rubbish.
could u just crawl to a corner and maybe die or something and leave me alone ?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Beautiful But Not Intelligent. Should I Still Marry Her? by clitlicker(op): 2:05am On Apr 11, 2018
TheUpsetGirl1:
all the advices I've seen are; give her a book, plant knowledge and intelligence on her.. what if after all these, she dumps you?
so what. everybody in life is settling for the best option at that moment. you that spends your whole life and destiny on the internet im pretty sure its your best option if u knew how to get good cash and ball you would be knee deep in it but here u are.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Nina "Miracle Is My Everything, My Boyfriend Is My Boyfriend" by clitlicker: 10:34pm On Apr 08, 2018
miracle i dulling us. bust that punana on natiolal tv na
CelebritiesRe: The Weeknd To Sue Wizkid And Artistes That Trademark "Starboy" by clitlicker: 4:03am On Apr 03, 2018
wizkid is still "a guy".
CelebritiesRe: Team Bambam Slams Fan Who Said Her Sex With Teddy Will Affect Her Future(photo) by clitlicker: 3:55am On Apr 03, 2018
Carinaflo:
Quick question, why is it not affecting teddy A's life. Shebi na the two of them had sex on national TV??
it will affect him positively more girls will see him as a embodiment of se.x and will want a taste. her shame is his shine.
teddys friends:" teddy my man! man u wicked, distroyed that kitty on national t.v"

bams friends: "what did daddy say, did u know that the toilet door was transperant, so teddh has broken up with you, men are wicked o, sorry dont think about it"


Hegi41
TravelRe: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by clitlicker: 7:41pm On Apr 02, 2018
uckennety:
When did you submit your application
december
TravelRe: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by clitlicker: 6:22pm On Apr 02, 2018
i mailed the embassy that they've exceeded standard processing time that ill appreciate an update, they said theyll convey my request to my case officer.

its been three weeks now case officer didnt even mail me to say anything not even : "guy, how far"
SportsRe: Ronaldo Hot Girlfriend - Georgia Rodriguez by clitlicker: 6:15pm On Apr 02, 2018
some people came to enjoy life while some "lucky" one came to nigeria
PoliticsRe: How To Wrest Power From Buhari, APC, Others In 2019 – Obasanjo by clitlicker: 6:12pm On Apr 02, 2018
obj layed the foundation of corruption in this democracy of ours.

the cabals put him in power he did their bidding.

the has been a continuation of systemic and structural inefficiency.

somebody that failed us for eight years is hear dishing advices, what a weird world


next year the only candidate i will vote for is Bill Gates.
since he is inelligible, im travelling out of this zoo by the grace of God to some where saner where human life is sacred, im leaving u all with your fate ( bubu fulani cattle herdman) - failed leaders, failed nation

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